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FellepHq:You sound like a boss!! ![]() Twale!! |
The girls Na monkey naa, how banana island nor go attract them? As for you....time to go! |
juicydiceyjoe:Do you believe in God or science? I don't know abt you but as for me I'm Living for eternity with other saints. A dinosaur wasn't designed with a spirit, so how will it not extinct? |
You guys don't get it!! The lady knows what she's doing by exposing her boobs. Actually, that stupid nylon she is wearing is called "see through" blouse...... #Olosho! but the boy Mumu wear crown oo!! Why you go draw your trouser down come still use your hand to cover your private part? The shirt is long enuff naaa and it has already covered it for him. The boy Na Mumu joor! He is already covered yet he is not aware. Pure mumu!! |
This nairaland you people are not serious oo! If I type n@ked or n@kedness to drive home my points, you people will change it to unclad but if I write sex you leave it as it is. Where is the sense in that? I kukuma substitute "a" with "@". |
Joe171:I made it clear that they knew they were n@ked but didn't see their member as a factor because at that point, reproduction was not necessary at the time. 25 Adam and his wife were both n@ked, and they felt no shame. (Gen 2:25). why were they not ashamed? because they didn't see it as a factor. why do you think we wear clothe? the mind is very corrupt and it doesn't matter who you are. once you stay in a house alone with a naked woman as a man, you will break because your organ will DEFINITELY react unless you have health issues or something. we cover to take the mind off it because for you to have sex, you have to first see the naked of your partner in your mind and that will arouse you. The bible says they were naked but felt no shame, which means they knew they were naked but weren't ashamed, why? cos they don't see it as a factor. How can they reproduce? why did God say be fruitful and multiply? God's plan for us is that we are fruitful and we multiply but everything with God has to do with timing. God already created Eve with a womb from creation same with all female animals and Adam named everything due to His wisdom. However, they were only in the Garden of Eden ( God's house), which means there is a place which already existed called Eden (the world/earth). For you to say the house of Mr Johnson, it means Mr Johnson already exists or existed somewhere at one time in history or in the present for his house to exist. When God was creating man, He wasn't referring to the Garden of Eden as hi place but the earth is the place Adam was to govern. Heaven has never been built for man to live for eternity but the earth. The serpent came from that world into God's house (the garden) and quickly corrupted the man before he would go into Eden proper. the garden of Eden is just a garden inside Eden, so where is Eden? At the time in the garden everything was supposed to be 100% spiritual but Adam messed it up and corrupted himself there and shared 50% spiritual and 50% physical, so as God would drive him out of the garden into the world (Eden proper) his spirituality will decrease and his physicality or carnality will increase (which is spiritual death). Adam died in the garden!! There are two types of birth. Gen 5: 1-3 1. This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. 3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth: first kind of birth............... in the image of God as Adam and eve were created or as the case of Jesus christ who was born of God. second kind of birth .................. in the image of the fallen man (Adam, instead of God). Adam gave birth to Seth in his own Adamic image because his image has changed but if they had come out of the garden without corruption and blemish, Adam would have maintained the image of God and his seeds too will have God's image. But thank God for Jesus! We are now the image of God in christ Jesus (the second Adam). The timing for their eyes to open was not right but it happened in the garden which was an abormination. so the being fruitful and multiply was a prophetic (futuristic) statement but that will only happen after they leave the garden into Eden (the world) proper. The garden was like a realm and a preparatory ground for them before they face the world but the devil was smart. If the garden wasn't the house of God, why is the tree of life there? So Adam's fruitfulness wasn't to be exhibited in the garden. I hope it's clear now! Get the point. In the bible, when God refers to sex, the bibles uses the word............... (KNEW). eg............. and the man KNEW his wife. This was used throughout the times Adam had intercourse during the birth of Cain, Abel and Seth. However, in the garden of Eden the bible told us Eve (gave) the apple to her husband. There was no such word as knew her husband there, so sex wasn't the fruit they ate. Na inside God house dem wan dey do that wan? In the nutshell!! The fruitful and multiply proclamation was prophetic (futuristic term) becos they would have left the garden one day, after they were done with their testing and spiritual training and they would have been unconquerable in the world if they had not broken the order. They would have eventually known sex but not in the spiritual realm called the garden of Eden but in this realm. In the spirit realm, there is no man or woman, neither is there marriage. Isn't that in the bible? God was equipping them for the outside world and they would have eaten the fruit of life if they had passed that form of test before setting out into the world. If they had passed every test, they would have eaten the tree of life before going into Eden and would have been like superman in the world. The devil for nor fit stand them. Abi you don't know that God test people's loyalty? Well the bible says He does not give us tests that we cannot handle. Adam and Eve had to choose by free will what they wanted as God cannot force anyone. This is very deep and if I have to go on, you will get bored again ![]() Just imagine, my nutshell sef na over 50 words becos I'm loaded with this informations. |
Joe171:My post is contradictory? Does God's word not look like that? Contradiction!! It does to babes or novice. Let me give you a dose of what contradiction is...................................... Mind you, the tree wasn't the first thing God ever created but a man (ADAM). Contradictory right? check this out then!! GENESIS CHAPTER 1:11-27. 11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day. 14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. 20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day. 24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.” 27 So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them. Now check this out!!! GENESIS CHAPTER 2:4- 12 4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens, 5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. 6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. 7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed. 9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil. 10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads. 11 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; 12 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone. So now what thinkest thou? Didn't you see it in chapter two as the creation pattern was broken down that Adam came first? There was no plant, river or garden before Adam was made. It was a mist (moist) from under the earth that watered the ground that God used to create Adam. Now you have seen what contradiction is ba? look, if you don't know something please ask and nor dey bring arrogance in, else you won't learn. There is actually no contraction there but it only seems so to babes or novice. |
Joe171:I laff you bro and I se how arrogant you are by sayin you got irritated and didn't finish reading. You didnt me to tell me that but you just gave me an impression of your kind of person. Upon that you nor Sabi anything from what u asked. I'm just laffing here. Before I answer you let me as you two questions. You must learn patience by force if you are irritated again, then you will never learn. The bible says iron sharpens iron (we learn of each other) but if you want real arrogance, then I'm not sure you are ready to talk. 1. What is the fruit that Adam and eve ate? 2. Which did God create first? Man, plants or animal? You and I have a lot to share o but I won't do it in arrogance like you. Do your research and then I will answer you because the answer to your question is there. |
coolestchris:Na "point & kill" be your middle name oo, Infact Na hot banga soup you enter o! Third class for 9ja just be like certificate obtained from a night school. No company go short list you for test because them don conclude sey you nor go pass am. Anyways, my advise is that you should start to reason entrepreneur-ship o. I mean real time business and not the likes o Go-Go , choco-milo. |
Nma27:Madam Pls speak for yoursef! Can someone who doesn't know he is Naked have sex? Adam was dead to sex at the time as he was spiritually personified. Bible says they were naked and not ashamed, they didn't even give sex a thought. Sex is a physical exercise! So u mean the devil talked them into sex? Common! Adam named all th animals so he is not stupid. Seeing eve naked didn't arouse him until the serpent told him what their sexual organs can do right? That is nonsense!! For Adam to name all the animals makes him perfect and next to God. In deep revelation, Adam didn't actually name the animals but only confirmed the exact name God had given to each one. It was a test of adam's wisdom and likeness (as a son of God) to have been created in God's image and likeness. Normally God can't create something without a name. After creating the animals, Bible says He brought them to Adam TO SEE what Adam will call them. God already had a name but good thing was that Adam didn't miss it; he confirmed that Name God already had in mind (a blue print) for each animal. The bible says at the mouth of two people a word I established. God needed a representative on earth to declare the names of the animals and needed a man to do it becos He has given us authority over earth. God already has a name for His creation (after all the bible says when we were yet to be formed in our mother's womb He knew our name) but was testing Adam's super human ability to see if he is like God in his reasoning. Eventually Adam passed that test. You m wonder why Adam failed if he was super human, well the secret is with Eve. If it's only Adam that serpent will be wasting time. Didn't you even notice that Adam named all the world before Eve came? It means eve corrupted him but that is a topic for anoda time. So you think that smart Adam doesn't know what unclothedness is? Of cos he does but was not ashamed because of the nature he had in the begining, at least when he disobeyed God nobody told him to use leave as apron because his nature had changed hence he can react to sexuality so h became ashamed, by then sex hadn't come in. So at what moment did they have sex? Becos his eye had to be opened first before his sexual organ can react, since he was blind to sex due to his nature. For sex to happen his nature must first change, so what changed it? Isn't it the fruit? A Fruit also translates to "the action of a man" and that action that put them in trouble was DISOBEDIENT. This was the fruit! If God says don't do this, just obey without asking or trying to find out why because sometimes it could be too much for us to handle. You think Adam don't know they were naked with all the super human wisdom Adam had? Of cos he does but didn't see his unclothedness as an instrument o sin or avenue for sin. We also pass out urine with our private parts naa and that is more important to our body dynamics, so it's basically not created just for sex from day one. The problem was that they disobeyed God and it separated them from God and with time they became more conscious physically than spiritually. God already warned they will die spiritually if they disobey his commands; eating the fruit wasn't the problem but because they failed a simple OBEDIENCE TEST. DONOT eat and they ate! God created them and wanted to see their loyalty (a test run but they failed. All of us would have failed!! Don't let anyone fool you o! |
Michellla:Na fool him be. Actually him don high from smoking! Noodles Na had thing to cook? Obviously he was bored. Very good music maker but a very stupid video |
Oyind17:I don almost chop my own finish, I dey always battle to chop remain 4 tomorrow.. |
Xzbit91:Too much palm wine I guess!! |
ignis:Bros, I don't know what you are getting at but I will answer you. Obviously, an insane person or mentally ill person is not consciously aware of his actions as he is not in control and you can't hold him responsible. The question is what brought about that madness in the first place? God only judges people on the things they do with their senses and their conscience being intact but once you are mad, you are totally under an influence so that is diff, except the madness is as follows result of what the person did which has to be self inflated. Madness is a demonic spirit and only evil actions (dark energy) can cause it. Th situation depends... God will not judge the mad man's action because I is not aware. Even government worldwide cannot jail a mad man for any crime, so Jesus if your wicked fathers can do good things, how much more God. If men a wise enuf not to jail (judge) a mad man, why will God who is wiser? It's like holding down someone who I innocent and have him drunk forcefully and set him out in the street, then something happens and he dies due to his drunk state (influence). God won't judge him with drinking but the judgment that determines where he/she goes boils down to what kind of life he lived prior to suituation. In a nut shell, where the insane man who commits suicide goes is down to the life he lived before his life paused. Once you are mad, u are no longer there (paused life), its like being dead. So the judgment will now be what killed you? What got you mad? If It's your action then you will be judged but if it's not your fault and that it was diabolically inflated, then you won't be held account of that madness. Whether you commit suicide as a mad person matters less becos u already died (by sef or someone) being mad. God is a righteous judge and His judgment is not cast on stones, it depends on factors! |
I'm really broken right now after watching that video. From a Christian point of view, where will she go after taking her life? HELL!! It's not worth it and that is what breaks my heart the most. If suicide is a solution to our trials on earth, the whole church would have by now gone if it leads to heaven (life of no trails) |
GaggleNSwallow:Na fone? You wan double cross am abi? Go computer village naa |
Lies!! The bible says man will return to earth and live for eternity. Let's say If you don't believe in God but science, you should still know mankind can't extinct due to reproduction except there was an epidemic that will destroy the world at once and that won't happen. So man ain't going nowhere |
cheruv:Indeed!! So Na you understand God and know His ways to the point that He told u Nigeria has lost His grace and boko haram didn't consume us! He also told you that nothing can ever work and you also know that because you know His ways. You preach to me that no one knows God' ways yet you contradict yoursef. If you don't understand scriptures, seek help. I chose my words carefully by saying God does not encourage division unless He is asking godly people to come out of the ungodly. However, I explained that Nigeria is different becos we have godly people in the west, north, east and south who call on God. Nigeria is a nation God has His hand on, else Ebola would have consumed us. Just name the challenges, we over came them and th recession will not be different just watch! The people of babel adopted a strange god in the form of a tower and worshiped it by abandoning God almighty, He had to divide them so that opinions will change and Christianity will be preserved becos in those days the people were one and idol would have reigned forever if He didn't scatter them. God doesn't scatter His own people but chastise them but the people of babel were into idolatry. If that their tower does not affect their standing with God, do you think He will act? . Abeg study bible more before you dey come talk to me about God because I'm not babe in God's word, which is why I doubt that prophet. Canaanites didn't know God and they weren't Israelite as Israel starte with Jacob. Canaan was a son of Ham and Israel is of shem. Before God, only Israel are God's people and He gave them the land of Canaan. Besides, all those are old testament but in christ, the approach of God has changed. Israel is the only nation on earth with certificate of occupancy (C of O) because He was the one that carved out the landscape that Israel occupies today. As for Anioma, I'm so proud and I won't argue with you on that. |
DrChukzy:You are a fool indeed. Am I doubting his personality as a ceo of whatever motors? So you mean the inventor of a limousine or a bugatti has one packed in their living room? Blacks will always b blacks. You are the village boy; I don't really mean he is an illiterate rather I was being sarcastic; meanwhile the village boy in you didn't understand that. Abeg go wash clothe for your madam joor. So because you be painter, you go take paint brush design your house or paint container? Olodo! Your doctorate in native doctor na waste becos your no fit cure your foolishness since you found nothin wrong with it. The inventor of aeroplane and bomb for station am for the living room naaa! Ewu! |
krattoss:Bros Mikhi goal is superb! No doubt both are top class finish but Mikhi was more acrobatic and reminds me of Ngita. It doesn't Mata if It was offside, what we are saying is the impact and manner of the kick. Mikhi had two feet totally off the ground but Giroud had a foot on the ground to gain support when he hit t ball. Up blues!! |
Treasuredlove:No matter how much money you have it can't take away the bush man in an illiterate. Illiteracy sef get class!! |
Cletus77:They just said it naaa!! He was a student a hope to pay back the borrowed sum no by working but if h makes profit from money-making-machine (mmm). The machine engine don come knock now, so wahala don shele. |
cheruv:Obviously you are a biafran an your words say so. Mind you I'm delta igbo but I'm not stupid. Did you say Koreans are trying to unite? Hahahahaha!! That's the height of your ignorance because they will never as long as south korea is a friend of America and Pyongyang (north korea) will continue to see south as their enemies. They are trying to unite? Please what sign can you show for this? I asked you wisely! Can you compare solvenia, Croatia or Bosnia to Germany in terms of where they are today or as prosperous? Why I Bosnia not part of E.U by now? You are fooling yourself and God is not an author of confusion. The people that have divided were by men and not God. In fact America I will happily conduct a referendum for Nigeria if we ask them, after all that is their plan. It's all about men and not God mind you and its for selfish reasons. God only ask believers to depart from unbelievers we saw with Egypt and Israel. As for Nigeria, God's people are in the north, west, south and East. So keep fooling yoursef there you hear. All the senate presidents in this country before now, were they not igbos? What did they do in the east? Is there any law passed that didn't go through the Senate? Be fooling yoursef there and build false hope. |
chiefolododo:For 3 point lane? Mtcheew!! You have no history close to cfc or afc, spurs baby of London. Shoe get size!! You wey nor fit survive ucl group stage!! Waste of slot, u don't deserve top 4. |
benega:But seriously you are a big fool!! Irrespective of who wins on wednesday, 13 straight win is no luck and that is the EPL record win in a single season they just equaled. That achievement is what makes people call arsenal the invincible whereby they went a whole season without a defeat (managing 13wins on the bounce) and chelsea Just equaled that 14yrs old record, managing only 2 defeats and kept the most clean sheets of 11 games with the highest goal difference in the league yet you called it luck? Obviously you need help! |
chiefolododo:It depends on the type of green card o! Most hospital cards are green. Madness!! Jealousy and bb wan kill you. I remember hearing things like, chelsea can't man city at eithad, can't beat mourinho's man united, can't beat spurs at the bridge becos spurs were unbeaten up till then. I remember people said cfc can't beat leicester too and Everton. Still, they came through each one. All these big games and sturborn clubs I mentioned were almost bback to back and cfc destroyed them all and now on a roll of 13 wins. Person wey go win league go always conquer!! If it is their time they will win and spurs may be hot but are also meetings a very resilient chelsea in a red hot form. Cfc came from a goal down to beat this same spurs ooo!! You will certainly need your green card after the match to run a few check ups! |
The only thing I can say is that men of God should be very very careful when they quote God in terms of prophecies. God is not man and His ways are not ours. God in the bible has sent a prophet to send death notice to someone and when the person (Ahab) prayed and repented, God reversed His word and sent the same prophet again to the man that the death has passed over him but will move to his coming generation (becos God's word can't go unfulfilled). I'm a very godly person who pays close attention to the things of God and I have seen many prophecies fail. Not becos God lied but many things can change what was said. God deal with the now and as long as you repent you have a good chance to avert His wrought. I find many things contradicting. A young messiah will come only to divide this nation becos his stint will be short. Then again young generals in military will overthrow the government. When? This means Atiku will become president but will fail too according to the prophecy since he is not the messiah. So what makes him different from buhari then? I don't believe God is interested in the break up of this country, else it would have gone since. Countries that have broken up are never the same again. Eg: Sudan and Congo. Since their well organized split what d they achieve? Haven't there been war against each other despite breaking up? Check out south and north Koreans the hate and cold war btw them. Check out Russia and Ukraine, what hatred they share. All the nations who break out of Yogoslavia and czechcoslovakia, how many are a real prosperous nation in the category of other western E.U countries? Once you split, you are finished especially the minority abi why do you think west and east Germany re-united? They are stronger today! Why do you think pound sterling is very powerful today? It is becos of the UK (nations coming together). Why do you think USA is the most powerful nation today? 1. They are group of states (nations with diff state policies) coming together as a nation. 2. They adopt every other nationals through visa lottery to add to their strength. Today, China is the most populated country, yet most prosperous nation today and they are united. The two Koreans nations cannot match them. So this young messiah will come and destroy Nigeria by dividing her into smaller groups abi? I see!! If the authenticity of this story is tied to jonathan losing becos it was prophecied, then it falsehood. I agree that a messiah will come but not to divide the country, I find that funny. It is almost common knowledge that Nigerians will vote buhari out in 2019 like they did to goodluck if things don't improve. Even buhari wife said she won't vote her husband. If Jonathan contest for L.G chairman in his village will all the money he has, he probably will win. It's strange to say he won't win any election in Nigeria again after he was already president. What other position will he descend so law to contest for again? Na from person dey go naa! You can't go front and want to come back again. How many head of state (local and international) have you seen contest again? Well if he was referring to office presidency. In this country once your time passes, you almost will never enter again even though you have served well. Normally, those who have seen it all as civilian president don't bother about coming back |
redcliff:Na wetin una tell the Chinese dem go do naa. To be fair sha, these cheap things help people that year oo! It increased competition and even the original items drop prices small, just to stay in competition. |
dustmalik:Yes naaa, I didn't 3G |
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I bet you're of the mould as nzeogwu who by his acts of trying to be more Catholic than the Pope initiated a process that landed Igbos(your Anioma people inclusive) where we're today. And funny enough your people shamelessly try to escape from the shit by claiming that they're not Igbo but Delta Igbo. Nwanne, you need to wake up and smell the coffee!! 