Chimaritoponcho:
I can't believe am reading this
Op are you for real??

Yea Brotherly am real

Vincent5231:
Yea Brotherly am real

That must be one hell of an assx then would love to see it if u gat a pic though

Vincent5231:
UPDATE


finally got her number today

I went to her place.. we chatted a little.. she was like complaining about data.. she wants to sub n all that.. and download film on YouTube..


I had to tell her to give me her number so i recharge her via mobile bank 2700...


Gosh glo collected 500Naira.. according to her she say she borrow from them before.. the plan was she wanted to sub for the one of 2500
of 10gb Na d account balance is 2200



Toad her to sub it like that.. but later on i recharge her another 500Nair.. she was kinda happy saying thank you. I didn't even respond.. she nor know wetin de my mind...


Got her what'sap digit




the problem is Where do i take her to?.. Because i toad her i take her out tomorrow.. Any suggestions please....can i bang her tomorrow?


Wanna use this opportunity to lay her down or is too early?

Chatted her up.. it shows clearly she de perceive Where am going to..
Suprise i guess.....i don't want to emphasis on the matter. Make it nor be as If i won take advantage off her Because of card i buy am.. this is the last time i go talk to her on what'sAp..


It clearly shows she's not interested Yet.. but she will... I now need to apply optimusmind strategy..

Carry on g... Na so e suppose dey be reality TV on point.

Small priick wan f**k big toto. All this teenage boys n stupidity are like five n six

Bros no rush am ....u go enta d place na tym...as una go commit 2morrow ..try do small body contact ...I no say go press booby ooo....jst playful contact check hw she go react....

GaggleNSwallow:
Give me her contact so I can do a private examination on her accessories then tell you what to do.

Na fone? You wan double cross am abi? Go computer village naa

bro....the problem is that you seem boring in terms of chatting,stop using monosyllabic words,try upgrade in ur vocabulary and do some rehearsal on an very intelligent/interesting topic to engage her in....be confident and always look into her eyes when u discuss....


don't let her see u as a kid,even if she is older than u,don't let her know,always act matured&talk matured whenever u're with her.



if u take her out today,don't be extravagant in ur spending and start making body contact discreetly...

Guy,take your time,no rush. No too spend to impress. When una go out,tell her u like her.

lest i forget,always dress nicely and smart ......next is try invite her to your house(she might ask for the reason for the invitation)........*refer to my earlier post *






since she love porn,do transfer some to ur phone and let her know u collected it by playing it loudly....download some and send to her....don't make her feel guilty of having porns in her phone,see it as normal



if she ask u why u watch it,tell her that ur ex now in accra use to like it,unfortunately,she got married recently...*or formulate a lie involving ur ex there*

Theflint1:
No allow the girl catch you mumu sha because once she do you no go smell pant

the babe fit convert him to mugu007 na wetin dey fear me Lol

Kingsley10000:
the babe fit convert him to mugu007 na wetin dey fear me Lol

Vincent5231:

Chatted her up.. it shows clearly she de perceive Where am going to..
Suprise i guess.....i don't want to emphasis on the matter. Make it nor be as If i won take advantage off her Because of card i buy am.. this is the last time i go talk to her on what'sAp..


It clearly shows she's not interested Yet.. but she will... I now need to apply optimusmind strategy..

Unless there's more to it than this chat,
This chat doesn't show she isn't interested.

Vincent5231:


I wanna make her my sexmate That's all ...no love long talk.. am no pig bro just obsesed wit's her assx

rubbish, if thats ur aim, why am i supposed to help.

Vincent5231:
UPDATE


finally got her number today

I went to her place.. we chatted a little.. she was like complaining about data.. she wants to sub n all that.. and download film on YouTube..


I had to tell her to give me her number so i recharge her via mobile bank 2700...


Gosh glo collected 500Naira.. according to her she say she borrow from them before.. the plan was she wanted to sub for the one of 2500
of 10gb Na d account balance is 2200



Toad her to sub it like that.. but later on i recharge her another 500Nair.. she was kinda happy saying thank you. I didn't even respond.. she nor know wetin de my mind...


Got her what'sap digit




the problem is Where do i take her to?.. Because i toad her i take her out tomorrow.. Any suggestions please....can i bang her tomorrow?


Wanna use this opportunity to lay her down or is too early?

Jezzz....

I just saw this now.....
Messed up, starting on a spending note is never a good idea.
Please make your move bro,
Take her to a place that you know you can make out, a private place and make a move to kiss her and smooch even if sex may not come don't force it.
But establish something physical.

May the forces be with you

It's definitely not easy...

This girl has known me Since 2011.. and now me coming to tell her i love her and stuff like that.. it nor even sound nice for my ear..

How which i can make her.. understand i just want to ffuckc her assx and nothing more..

She got bigger bro... and her younger sister is like my age.. she fit even senior me self. But no lele i have courage.. Let things work out the way it is..




Today's strategy is.

I won't chat her up.. no need to remember her about our going out.. it would make me look desperate.. stuffs like that.. (Because she said tomorrow we will talk... meaning she ain't taking me serious Yet. )

And i know she won't chat me up too.. so i just lock up..

Nice up. Bath.. wear some good cloths go meet my guy that stays near their place.. so she see me there..


When i see her.. no need to bring out the dating matter.. i just try the complementin stuff and all that.. behave as If i didn't ask her out..

I know If she see me dressed good for 2days..she gon bring it out her self.

Vincent5231:
It's definitely not easy...

This girl has known me Since 2011.. and now me coming to tell her i love her and stuff like that.. it nor even sound nice for my ear..

How which i can make her.. understand i just want to ffuckc her assx and nothing more..

She got bigger bro... and her younger sister is like my age.. she fit even senior me self. But no lele i have courage.. Let things work out the way it is..




Today's strategy is.

I won't chat her up.. no need to remember her about our going out.. it would make me look desperate.. stuffs like that.. (Because she said tomorrow we will talk... meaning she ain't taking me serious Yet. )

And i know she won't chat me up too.. so i just lock up..

Nice up. Bath.. wear some good cloths go meet my guy that stays near their place.. so she see me there..


When i see her.. no need to bring out the dating matter.. i just try the complementin stuff and all that.. behave as If i didn't ask her out..

I know If she see me dressed good for 2days..she gon bring it out her self.

It's a good strategy
But how about you just text her,
Hey!
Still up for today?

If she's interested she'd ask what time then yoh tell her your time and venue

optimusmind:


It's a good strategy
But how about you just text her,
Hey!
Still up for today?

If she's interested she'd ask what time then yoh tell her your time and venue

Thanks but. I don't wanna sound too desperate..

Me asking her out yesterday is even too early.. it looks as If Because i bought her 3k worth airtime am trying to take advantage of her..

Like someone said earlier.. i don't wanna rush things out.. i just wanna slow down a little bit.. and watch for the connections.. which is not there Yet.

I just had to erase abt five sentences...jst gimme her number....I go run am for u

I just remembered that tym I came to nairaland asking for help with gals,cos I was shy
D next tym I asked for help again was because Lyk 2 of em gals told me they were lookin for their period.
Chai...

Vincent5231:


Thanks but. I don't wanna sound too desperate..

Me asking her out yesterday is even too early.. it looks as If Because i bought her 3k worth airtime am trying to take advantage of her..

Like someone said earlier.. i don't wanna rush things out.. i just wanna slow down a little bit.. and watch for the connections.. which is not there Yet.

What do you think it would make her think that you offered to take her out then all of a sudden didn't show?
What if she's looking forward to it?
You've already committed by asking, finish what you've started

optimusmind:

What do you think it would make her think that you offered to take her out then all of a sudden didn't show?
What if she's looking forward to it?
You've already committed by asking, finish what you've started

OK. Let's say i asked her.. and she agrees Where likely should i take her to? hotel or restaurant?

Vincent5231:


OK. Let's say i asked her.. and she agrees Where likely should i take her to? hotel or restaurant?

Any where you too can have fun and you can get an opportunity to make out.

She might not wan to go to a hotel.

P.s. don't spend as if you want to impress

optimusmind:

Any where you too can have fun and you can get an opportunity to make out.

She might not wan to go to a hotel.

P.s. don't spend as if you want to impress

Restaurant then.. we just have some foods And drinks... discus some matters and pour her my hearts.. tell her i want her..

But. The problem is she got a boyfriend.. which i clearly know... so how do i place The discussion..

1 definitely she say she doesn't double date two guy

2 She's older than me.. like 5years extra which clearly shows..

3 she doesn't know am even interested Yet in her Yet.. meaning i haven't got her attention Yet.. (it would look kinda akWard.. i don't want to sound rude )


Seriously am scared Yes am scared. The matter could burst out Anytime.. she can tell her friends imagine.. she can even tell her brothers.. she can tell her boyfriend.. say can you imagine say Vincent say him won friend me.. (meaning she sees it as an insult )


Once that happens.. am dead..


That's just my Fear. The age difference is kinda much bro

Should i tell her i want it to be secret or what? (That's me obviously looking like a mugu Which i don't want to.. )


That's Why i just wanna play it low.. and start observing how she takes me as.. I don't wanna rush things.. or it backfires.. Yes am scared


I know she Don de get d message. Where am heading to

Vincent5231:


Restaurant then.. we just have some foods And drinks... discus some matters and pour her my hearts.. tell her i want her..

But. The problem is she got a boyfriend.. which i clearly know... so how do i place The discussion..

1 definitely she say she doesn't double date two guy

2 She's older than me.. like 5years extra which clearly shows..

3 she doesn't know am even interested Yet in her Yet.. meaning i haven't got her attention Yet.. (it would look kinda akWard.. i don't want to sound rude )


Seriously am scared Yes am scared. The matter could burst out Anytime.. she can tell her friends imagine.. she can even tell her brothers.. she can tell her boyfriend.. say can you imagine say Vincent say him won friend me.. (meaning she sees it as an insult )


Once that happens.. am dead..


That's just my Fear. The age difference is kinda much bro

Should i tell her i want it to be secret or what? (That's me obviously looking like a mugu Which i don't want to.. )


That's Why i just wanna play it low.. and start observing how she takes me as.. I don't wanna rush things.. or it backfires.. Yes am scared




I know she Don de get d message. Where am heading to

No think am ooo , if only u can position itself as a bad boy to her, she sees u with gals ..hot gals oooo
U no go need so much..,
Buh on d other hand , lemme create a scenario...if any hotel with access to swimming pool deh ur syd it's perfect for this
Scene1...loading

Listen to the poster above

Let's imagine u take ,with intention of swimming
Let's build d excitement
If you guys stay close by, try boarding same bike...except u get car
No go sit down for her front ooo
Make she deh inbtw u nd d bike man
Nb:dnt board separate bikes

optimusmind:
Listen to the poster above

2 heads are better than 1
Let's help this bros b4 Konji kill am

Emzyme:

2 heads are better than 1
Let's help this bros b4 Konji kill am

Go on first, I'd add were I can

Pls my 2cen.....

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