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People should wake up and stop all this Jewish nonsense if you truly believe Jesus is th son of God.

Kanu has made many think they are more religious or Christian or even close to God if they say they are Jewish. Jesus was born a Jew but came to bring His people out of judaism. Even the Jews need salvation but they call Jesus a false prophet today. So why call yoursef Igbo Jew if you are a true believer of Christ? Judaism is antichrist.

ojmaroni247:
IPOB is not about igbos but Rather about awakening the Old Eastern Nigeria which was merged with the West and North to form Nigeria. All South South and South East were Under the old Eastern Nigeria. .. If you analyze NNAMDI Kanu's speech's very well you will understand that he is not Totally against Nigeria but believes in regional governing every region will come to an agreement, and put out what they want to be in Nigeria. Which means if it doesn't favour the EAST, NORTH, WEST or SOUTH any of the regions can pull out.... But the EAST and SOUTH made up the Old EASTERN Nigeria. So what he actually did is to use one stone to kill two birds...

I don't agree with you. Kanu wanted a country called biafra and that is going to have no part in Nigeria, I hope that is clear. I wonder how you got 20 likes. Surely, 20 misled people.

1. Biafra has her own flag
2. Biafra had coat of arm
3. Currency (pounds)
4. Planned capital (Enugu)
But to name a few. So how is this going to be a part of Nigeria when you constantly insult other tribes who believe in one Nigeria. Dis respecting them, calling Nigeria a zoo which makes the people animals. That is hate!

Kanu came and told the people they are Jews which many bought into because of foolishness. It's a strategy and it worked. Kanu knows igbos are very religious and he came through a religious platform called igbo Jews. (another Jesus christ as they call him which is blasphemy). Check what a jew is and you will understand that a jew is next to an antichrist because they don't believe in Jesus as the saviour. THIS IS THE MAJOR REASON I DIDNT SUPPORT KANU EVEN AS A DELTA IBO. Judaism does not recognize Jesus as the son of God against what Igbo who are Godly people believe but Kanu was going to lead many into pedition. God will never support such as long as it will draw souls (igbos who are the flagship of christianity in nigeria) away.


Trust me, many people have demanded for sovereign national conference but not in a way that threatens our national unity. I understand we have fools as leaders who can't simply do th right thing for once and God will ask them, yet most of our youths are lazy. The future of this country is not even guaranteed with this social media generation, doing fraudulent things but I still blame the government. Within a week, two different guys or group pretending to be officials of phcn and bank officials try to scam me. You need to see the useless sms I got from one of them, while the nepa guy goes around with fake nepa Id card. Just last week here.

My point is that Kanu wanted to break out of Nigeria, describing it a zoo which makes us all animals according to him.

Be warned.

mrtomola:
I know nah, am saying the same thing that that's not his voice. He got no thick voice at all.

Okay! Kudos

Blindness loading

MKO4ever:
okay, that's good for him, that is the kind of opportunity that the big brother platform offers to the participants.
Just watch out for my girl, Cee-c as she breaks new grounds

Don't make me laff! Who go deal with that Ogbanje? That one go insult her boss ooo with her mood swing and later apologize when her eyes clear.

mrtomola:
Are you kidding me? Andre Blaze got that thick voice? He used to be Nigezie VJ.

Why u dey fall your hand naa? We are in a scientific age and voice filter could have been used. Even lasisi elenu dey use filter for his mouth and voice, T-payne the favor American singer uses a filter (vacoder) to sound the way he does. There is no way biggie's voice won't have some effect that will give the voice presence.

Didn't you hear the background (thriller/action) sound like a heart beat that follows anytime biggie wants to make judgment? That is live studio editing.

Op are u okay? That baby plane with tinny passage na eim be jetting out? Aboki.

Na the oyinbo dey fool you.

Randy100:
She is beautiful.

Aboki, describe beautiful? Na fine girl you go chop abi? Go nor worry, she go reply your mama and all your family.

Anyone who praises cece after those fight scene then such person needs help.

chyy5:
We are waiting

Good luck

talk2hb1:
Gbese!!!
What will now happen to me bulk sms business now

Is that what you should be worried about? It's not compulsory to use it. Besides, you shouldn't even dare it. Why do you think your messages will be safe? Google wants access to your privacy. All the ones you gave them when you are downloading their apps never do them. Now, they want to manage your text messages.

DeHEIGHTS:
MEDILAG was also using generators before, but now it has stepped up.
And that's the improvement we are talking about. No noise, and long hours of electricity supply.

Yea I get you but u don't get my point. The other pictures are okay but the water picture is not relevant because places without 24hrs power still have water running, even in underground reservoirs reservoirs like the ones in uniben (while I was there). Sound proof generators do not make noise, besides not all generator is closer to residence (staff quarters or hostels).

Let me give you a better example. Like in my house I don't use solar to generate power (meaning I don't have constant power) but my water runs for 24hrs. I don't joke with water.

I don't have to enjoy 24hrs power generation to have running water. Power will always come at some point and generator is there to support too. Forget the noise, it's only for 1hr 15mins to pump at home. Some families have sound proof too. So water runs 24/7 even without stable power. One area I may agree with you is saving money on fuel or gas to power generators but mind you, solar isn't cheap and the maintenance too. Do you know how many battery would be needed to generate 24hrs power where you also have to use an A/C?

That your picture (of running water) can be relevant to those in rural areas who does not have water at all or maybe living in "face-me-I-face-you" houses (without bore holes) in the city.

DeHEIGHTS:
Yes now.
You need electricity to pump water na.


Abi how una dey pump water for una side?

Even with generator you can pump water naa! For uniben in those days, dem dey pump water for us with generator morinng and evening. So you won't really feel it when. Generator can give you electricity too. Your other examples are spot on but the water is not really a strong example. Without phcn, you can still have water for almost 24hrs if you pump for morning and evening into the campus tanks and reservoir. Even without light, water dey run.

[quote author=mmb post=66883153][/quote]Eating bone or chicken?

AmazonTopaz:
Very true that is why I am careful with my words after joining this forum for some months now.Except if you insult me first then I strike but I don't really insult though.

It is a faceless forum and one has to be very careful of who they are exchanging words with.

It's not just that oo, I have seen my Oga (RCM) doing something online nairaland before but I don't know his name here cos it would be disrespectful to keep looking after taking a glance.

Some big guys in top companies are here ooo, peeps that are supposed to employ you. Since I saw it, I mind not to mistakenly give a clue of where I work.

Your line maanger may be the one you have been insulting oo

The shower and tap dey use light too?

daewoorazer:
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MR kingsley, it is saddening to find ‘king’ present in your name, nonetheless, we know you are a pathetic retàrd who has lost everything right about his left side of brain, nothing left on the right compartment...

How do you expect a fresh medical doc to startup without capital? Oh! You want him to go lease stethoscope, needles, generators to power his private hosp?

Have you wondered what made those boys yahoo boys? No it isn’t because they are lazy, it is because oil and other good jobs are only available for polithiefians and their cohorts.

Ohhh, Okada-riding is a get-rich-quick scheme you think? How about I’d give you money reward if you can ride it commercially for one week and pneumonia doesn’t get the better part of your silver-spoon fed, jah-forsaken mouth.

I can’t say much but next time, think (that’s if you are capable of that) before you spew unintelligent narratives.

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To make matters worse, some stupid companies will be asking for 7yrs experience to get a job. There was a job I saw that says 10 yrs working experience. Dem for talk am sey na old people's job naa.

How will graduates fair? I'm not saying it cos I'm a victim because I have a job and on a 4yrs experience already in a multinational firm but how will other graduates cope? Make I nor lie, na even connection I take get this job. Though I have the right qualification for the job but knowing someone there made it easier. I have also missed many jobs bccos somebody knows somebody. Must it always be so?

PcNnews:
Because it's violates rule number 10

Who follow rules here? Since when? I see a lot of shiity stuff here and they will even copy Mynnd44 self and such threads will pass. Nor be market Oga mynnd44 wan sell? Na to pull traffic naa!

cr7lomo:
I can never use a wc to judge the best player ever... reason being that an excellent player that is not nationalised in a top country has almost no chance of lifting it cos countries don't buy players...for club football, ur excellent work is rewarded by gaining a contract with a top team , then with good players ard , the player can rise to the top...if Pele was Chilean or Colombian, wud he hv won it??

Finally, someone with a proper reasoning. The world cup is no more than 7 games but we are talking about a full season of over 50 games to proof yourself at the top and also show consistency. From history, in 1958 Pele only started playing in the last group game match where. In 1958, there were only 16 teams and that is 4 teams in 4 different groups. After group games of 3 matches, they play quarter final straight and then semi before final. Brazil topped their group by 2 points so they didn't need to play play-off.
so in total, brazil only played 6 games to be crowned champions. Pele only played 4 games in 1958 (Sweden) and scored 3 goals.

In 1970 world cup (mexico) Jiazinho the main marked man for brazil scored 7 goals, pele scored 4 goals and all Pele goals came only in the group games.

in 1962 world cup (chile) I'm not so sure how many he scored but I can look it up later. The thing that worked for Pele is that he is the only player who played in 3 world cups being that he started early at 17 and stopped at 35 after 1970.


I have asked this people this same thing. so how come George weah won the world best player without playing at the world cup in his entire career? All the praises Pele got were becos the world cup then was the biggest at the time but today, ucl can rival the world cup in terms of viewership, money, sponsorship, top professionals on show, etc. This is why the highest individual award to judge any best player called BALLON DIOR is given based on European performance as well. Why? It can substitute for the world cup becos of its high level of competition where the best players of the world are on show. WHAT IS HARD FOR THIS PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?

SUMMARY

In Group 4, Pelé did not play until the last of Brazil's group games, against the Soviet Union. He failed to score, but Brazil won the game 2–0 (much thanks to an impressive exhibition of dribbling prowess by his partner Garrincha) and the group by two points.

No body is talking of Garrincha, Jaizinho (my main guy) who was also instrumental for Brazil as if na only pele play the world cup for brazil.


Pele is great but based on the weight the ucl and world cup share, I will place Messi as the greatest player to have won 5 best player award same with cr7. At best, Pele will have 2 or 1. the first world work he won at 17, he scored how many? Did he even play in the group stages? so that can't be enough to make him world best at the time.

Sundayjoko:
So why mention offside in ur last post
But u know what u can go argue with Fifa that their evaluation is wrong cause you are better analyst than the board or whoever their analyst is

Hahahahahaha! Isn't fifa messy and corrupt? I didn't say it but they exposed themselves. Remember the sepp blather saga which got many of their members fired including sepp himself? I'm not saying I'm perfect but fifa isn't too. Their dealings has proven to be shady, so their evaluation is prone to be questioned. They can be wrong but like every other business, they know what they are doing in their own interest.

Oga don't even sound as if fifa members are not humans and don't have emotions.

Everything is staged manage and down to opinion based on favorites. This is why Messi and cr7 comparison will persist, it's down to opinion. Maradona haven't even done half of Messi and cr7, yet they rate him along with Pele. Everything is stage managed. See what is happening in ucl today. Up till semi final they do draws. Why? They are stage managing teams to make more money. They pair teams they want to see.

princemillla:
Let them start jareee....thiss their endlesss nonsense is becoming unbearable

So you are waiting for this mickey mouse company? I wish you good luck. Anybody or company that tries to copy a company that is already running on high standard go try well well ooo.

I said it from day 1 that this people can't deliver as much as they claim. They should just maintain star times standard, rather than trying to over dstv and have their system break down and blow up all the time.

With this kind of entering sef, a reasonable person will not trust them again.

zolajpower:
This shit boggers sef. And where is.the collision ?

There was actually a collision and I started experiencing the traffic from Anthony Oke. It was mad! It started around 2:30 pm but it's actually on the end of odo iya-alaro bridge BTW maryland and Ojota precisely. The op didn't get the info correctly. Thank God for Lagos state fire fighting team, e for bad ooo.

abujetli:
I was there

Where is your souvenir?

PHC1stBorn:


Michael has always been a successful A list entertainer right from childhood. He doesn't need to belong to those bandwagon illuminatis, He even stood up against a known satanist Tony Motola of Sony music inc.

Love and hate have nothing in common, listen to Michael songs, it's all about love for humanity and a better world!

Continue to rest in Peace king of POP

Oga you are so naive. So you don't know that iluminati refer to the devil has a "her" in the form of a lady? Is Nigeria not a her? You can sing or make love references to Nigeria and address her as a lady.

Chris brown's song titled falling angel referred to the devil as a lady and even questioned God why He judged her, that God didn't give her (satan) a fair chance of judgment. You think all love songs is referring to women? The lyrics are so direct but fools will read and still say he was referring to a lady. There are many biblical coded words used in that song that described the devil. If u want explanation I can give u later but don't wanna make this longer than it is already. These Americans are enemy of God but some of these people are great friends to our own wizkid.

See the lyrics of Chris Brown hit track titled fallen angel. I'm sorry I put this out cos I'm not promoting satanism but just wanna show you.


"Fallen Angel"

[Verse 1]
If I could, take a trip, to outer space
She would be the one, I will see
When I get, to heavens gate
She would welcome me with her arms, open wide, and a smile
Will shadow me brighter than the sun
She hasn’t had a fair chance, so I’ll give her one
Let me tell you who she is, yeah

[Chorus]
She’s a fallen angel, sent from heaven up above
She’s a fallen angel, waitin for me to love her, yeah
(Know that she’s) She’s a fallen angel, take your judgment off her
I know, that she’s a fallen angel

[Verse 2]
You know, I could
Help her mend, her broken wings
So she can fly again
But I don’t, wanna lose everything that I’ve gained
Turnin me a selfish man (oh)
Cause without em my heart just don’t go, no more (no more)
I couldn’t take the pain, from watchin her fly away
So say that you’ll stay
She’s mine

[Chorus]
She’s a fallen angel, (ooh) sent from heaven up above
She’s a fallen angel, waitin for me to love her, yeah
(Know that she’s) She’s a fallen angel, so take your judgment off her
I know, that she’s a fallen angel

[Verse 3]
Don’t you
Baby don’t you (don’t you worry) worry
I’m gon help you (I’m gon help you ) fly
(I’m gon help you fly)
Just take me under yo (take me under) wings,
And we can reach the (we can reach the) sky
(we can reach the sky)
Baby don’t you (don‘t you worry) worry,
I’m gon help you (I’m gon help you ) fly
(I’m gon help you fly)
Yo mama, don’t you (take me under) worry
you gon reach the (we can reach the) sky
(we can reach the sky)
She’s a…

[Chorus]
She’s a fallen angel, (hey hey) sent from heaven up above, just for me
She’s a fallen angel, waitin for me to wrap my heart around her, know
(Know that she’s) She’s a fallen angel, makin due with all the judgment (no)
I know, that she’s (yeah) a fallen angel (ooh ahh)

[Verse 4]
Baby I know
I know that they done hurt you
But I’m here
Let’s take it all away
So if you let me…
You know what, just put your heart in my hands
And everything they say, I take it back
Like this…

[reversed last verse]

[Verse 5]
You don’t mean nothing, [reversed line]
I don’t want ya, [reversed line]
I don’t need ya, [reversed line]
Never loved ya, [reversed line]
You’re nobody, [reversed line]
You'll never make it, [reversed line]
You’re a mistake (ooh), [reversed line]


I don't wanna talk of wako Jacko for now but michael Jackson is not what you think he was. Before Michael died, he confessed something on stage about iluminati killings, Sony music and called their ceo a devil. Painfully, he described the way they kill all the great clebrity, their death takes same pattern.

If you are not drunk, you die of cocaine or stage your death, claiming you committed suicide (saying you were depressed) or you loose your head and go into rehab where you get cloned and used. It's not the rehab you think. This is very deep. Do you research, browse it, na data go suffer am. Most of these people are killed but make you think they are drug addicts. Well if they are, they introduced them into it and supply them more, thinking you are enjoying life.

Managing director again?

Na the full company get vacancy naa! Make dem kukuma option the company naa..

Snow02:
she should playfully let them bury her alive so they can snap the grave

She is a fool. People don't know the devil is real and not joking. She could have triggered or summoned the spirit of death by her stupidity and she will not know it, that one sef will be trailing her until she is taken. Except she knows she gonna die soon.

This is not ordinary eyes oo and of course it's foreign (Yankee I suppose). Dem nor born our girls well to copy her style, after all na social media copy-cat full 9ija.

Let's see if this one go trend among our 9ija babes for here

Sundayjoko:
U want a proof,I'm sure you know what Google is used for Bruv,it's a search engine

And u mis understand things,I said if only ballondors weren't awarded to European players alone at the time and u said Pele didn't play for any European club which means he wasn't an European player so he wasn't awarded one so don't know why u are still arguing when you are just supporting my point

And for the proof just Google it bruv,unlike many people I argue with facts and not based on what I've heard or seen on a few occasions alone so before u just rule out Pele research on who the man called Pele is cause I'm sure u don't know a lot about him u just know him as a legend

Oga I'm going not stupid. I said he didn't play any European club, so I don't rate him. Pele had it some what easy in a league he was comfortable with. The only foreign club he played was new York cosmos. Should have gone to Italian league which was the best league in the 70s to proof himself and try win Ballon d'ior.

Sundayjoko:
Quick question for u bruv how many f Pele's goals were offside so we can count them out of his goals

How many of pele's goals and games did you watch from 1958 in Sweden? Was there goal replay back then sef?

Sundayjoko:
Wanna know why Pele is the greatest
Scored 1,279 goals.only player to do so
Only player to score 91 hat tricks
Singlehandedly won his first world cup for Brazil ...I repeat SINGLEHANDEDLY
Did all these without playing in Europe
So think again not Messi or Ronaldo is worthy to be compared with that man not one of them
He played at a time when blacks were given the worst treatment and treated with disdain even in football!

FIRST OF ALL, LETS RECOGNIZE THAT MESSI PLAYER IN A DIFFERENT ERA AND HIS THE GREATEST IN HIS TIME. THE GAME TODAY IS DIFFICULT, SCIENTIFIC (TACTICAL AND TECHNICAL) NOT OLD SCHOOL, YET MESSI IN WHAT THEY CALL TH BEST LEAGUE (SPAIN) IN THE WORLD BROKE AND CREATED MANY RCORD. AS THE WORLD CIVILIZES, THE GOALS ARE DRYING UP. PELE TIME NA OLD SCHOOL AND THEIR IS NO OFFSIDE IN FOOTBALL THEN AS IT IS TODAY. THE RULE WAS AMENDED IN 1973. Pele won wc at 58, 62 annd 1970.


Highlight:

Top goalscorer in La Liga: 378 goals[548]
Top assist provider in La Liga: 149 assists
Top goalscorer in a La Liga season: 50 goals in 2011–12[551]
Most hat-tricks scored in a La Liga season: 8 in 2011–12 (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)
First player to reach 300 La Liga goals; only player to reach 350 La Liga goals.
Most opposition teams scored against in La Liga history: 36

Top goalscorer in a club season: 73 goals in 2011–12[537]
Longest goalscoring run in a domestic league: 21 matches, 33 goals in 2012–13


Guinness World Record as top goalscorer for club and country in a calendar year: 91 goals in 2012[138]
Top goalscorer in all club competitions in a calendar year: 79 goals in 2012[136]

Argentina all-time top goalscorer: 61 goals
















Individual
Awards
FIFA Ballon d'Or/Ballon d'Or: 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2015[466][467]
European Golden Shoe: 2010, 2012, 2013, 2017[154][234]
FIFA World Player of the Year: 2009[467]
FIFA World Cup Golden Ball: 2014[468]
UEFA Men's Player of the Year Award: 2011, 2015[195]
UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2009[469]
UEFA Club Forward of the Year: 2009[469]
World Soccer World Player of the Year: 2009, 2011, 2012, 2015[470][471][472][473]
Onze d'Or: 2009, 2010–11, 2011–12[474]
Globe Soccer Awards Best Player of the Year: 2015[475]
La Liga Best Player: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2014–15[476][477][478]
La Liga Best Forward: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2014–15, 2015–16[476][477][478][479]
FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball: 2009, 2011[480]
FIFA Club World Cup Silver Ball: 2015[481]
FIFA Club World Cup Final Most Valuable Player: 2009, 2011[480]
FIFA World Youth Championship Golden Ball: 2005[482]
FIFA World Youth Championship Golden Shoe: 2005[482]
Olimpia de Oro (Argentine Sportsperson of the Year): 2011[476]
Olimpia de Plata (Argentine Footballer of the Year): 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017[476][483][484][485]
Copa América Best Young Player: 2007[486]
Copa América Golden Ball: 2015[487][488][489][490]
FIFPro Young World Player of the Year: 2006, 2007, 2008[486]
World Soccer Young Player of the Year: 2006, 2007, 2008[491]
Bravo Award: 2007[492]
Golden Boy (Young European Footballer of the Year): 2005[51]
IFFHS World's Best Playmaker: 2015, 2016, 2017[493][494][495]
IFFHS World's Best Top Goalscorer: 2011, 2012[496]
IFFHS World's Best Top Division Goalscorer: 2012, 2013, 2017[496]
IFFHS Men's World Team: 2017[497]
La Liga Player of the Month: January 2016, April 2017[498][499]
Trofeo Alfredo Di Stéfano: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2014–15, 2016–17[500]
Don Balón Award (La Liga Best Foreign Player): 2006–07, 2007–08, 2009–10[501]
Trofeo EFE: 2006–07, 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12[502]
Trofeo Aldo Rovira: 2009–10, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2014–15, 2016–17[503][504]
FIFA FIFPro World XI: 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017[486][505][506][507]
UEFA Team of the Year: 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017[469][508][509]
ESM Team of the Season: 2005–06, 2007–08, 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2014–15, 2015–16, 2016–17[510]
ESPN World Team of the Decade: 2009[511]
UEFA Ultimate Team of the Year[512]
World Soccer Greatest XI of All Time (published 2013)[513]
La Liga Team of the Season: 2014–15, 2015–16[514]
UEFA La Liga Team of The Season: 2015–16, 2016–17[515][516]
FIFA World Cup Dream Team: 2014[517]
Copa América Dream Team: 2007, 2011, 2015, 2016[518][519][520][337]
AFA Team of All Time (published 2015)[521]
UEFA Goal of the Season: 2006–07, 2014–15, 2015–16[476][190][522]
Copa América Best Goal: 2007[523][524]
Best International Athlete ESPY Award: 2012, 2015[525]
L'Équipe Champion of Champions: 2011[526]
Performances
La Liga top goalscorer: 2009–10, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2016–17[527]
La Liga top assist provider: 2010–11, 2014–15, 2015–16[528]
Copa del Rey top goalscorer: 2008–09, 2010–11, 2013–14, 2015–16, 2016–17[529]
Copa del Rey top assist provider: 2016–17[530]
UEFA Champions League top goalscorer: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12, 2014–15[531]
UEFA Champions League top assist provider: 2011–12, 2014–15[532]
FIFA Club World Cup top goalscorer: 2011[533]
FIFA World Youth Championship top goalscorer: 2005[258]
Copa América top assist provider: 2011, 2015, 2016[519][534][535]
Records
As of April 2018
World
Most (FIFA) Ballons d'Or: 5 (2009–12, 2015) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)[536]
Guinness World Record as top goalscorer for club and country in a calendar year: 91 goals in 2012[138]
Top goalscorer in all club competitions in a calendar year: 79 goals in 2012[136]
Top goalscorer in a club season: 73 goals in 2011–12[537]
Longest goalscoring run in a domestic league: 21 matches, 33 goals in 2012–13[152][151][538]
Only player to have won more than one FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball[480]
Most appearances in the FIFPro World XI: 11 times (2007–2017) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)[539]
Continental
Most goals scored in a European Cup/Champions League game: 5 goals (shared with 13 other players)[540][541]
Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League group stages: 60[542]
Most hat-tricks scored in the UEFA Champions League: 7 (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)[543]
Youngest player to make 100 appearances in the UEFA Champions League: 28 years, 84 days in 2015[544]
Top goalscorer in the UEFA Super Cup: 3 goals (shared with Arie Haan, Oleg Blokhin, Gerd Müller, Rob Rensenbrink, François Van der Elst, Terry McDermott, and Radamel Falcao)[545]
Top assist provider in Copa América: 11 assists[546]
Most goals scored in CONMEBOL World Cup Qualifiers: 21 goals (shared with Luis Suárez)[355]
Spain
Most Best Player in La Liga awards: 6 (2009–13, 2015)[547]
Most Best Forward in La Liga awards: 7 (2009–13, 2015, 2016)[547]
Top goalscorer in La Liga: 378 goals[548]
Top assist provider in La Liga: 149 assists[note 4][184][185][549]
Top goalscorer in the Supercopa de España: 13 goals[295][550]
Top goalscorer in a La Liga season: 50 goals in 2011–12[551]
Most hat-tricks scored in a La Liga season: 8 in 2011–12 (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)[295]
First player to reach 300 La Liga goals; only player to reach 350 La Liga goals.[552][237]
Most opposition teams scored against in La Liga history: 36[553][554]

Sundayjoko:
Wanna know why Pele is the greatest
Scored 1,279 goals.only player to do so
Only player to score 91 hat tricks
Singlehandedly won his first world cup for Brazil ...I repeat SINGLEHANDEDLY
Did all these without playing in Europe
So think again not Messi or Ronaldo is worthy to be compared with that man not one of them
He played at a time when blacks were given the worst treatment and treated with disdain even in football!

FIRST OF ALL, LETS RECOGNIZE THAT MESSI PLAYED IN A DIFFERENT ERA AND HE IS THE GREATEST IN HIS TIME. THE GAME TODAY IS DIFFICULT, SCIENTIFIC (TACTICAL AND TECHNICAL), YET MESSI WHO IS A STRANGER IN WHAT THEY CALL THE BEST LEAGUE (SPAIN) IN THE WORLD BROKE HAS CREATED AND BROKE MANY RCORDS.


Highlight:

Top goalscorer in La Liga: 378 goals[548]
Top assist provider in La Liga: 149 assists
Top goalscorer in a La Liga season: 50 goals in 2011–12[551]
Most hat-tricks scored in a La Liga season: 8 in 2011–12 (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)
First player to reach 300 La Liga goals; only player to reach 350 La Liga goals.
Most opposition teams scored against in La Liga history: 36

Top goalscorer in a club season: 73 goals in 2011–12[537]
Longest goalscoring run in a domestic league: 21 matches, 33 goals in 2012–13


Guinness World Record as top goalscorer for club and country in a calendar year: 91 goals in 2012[138]
Top goalscorer in all club competitions in a calendar year: 79 goals in 2012[136]

Argentina all-time top goalscorer: 61 goals
















Individual
Awards
FIFA Ballon d'Or/Ballon d'Or: 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2015[466][467]
European Golden Shoe: 2010, 2012, 2013, 2017[154][234]
FIFA World Player of the Year: 2009[467]
FIFA World Cup Golden Ball: 2014[468]
UEFA Men's Player of the Year Award: 2011, 2015[195]
UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2009[469]
UEFA Club Forward of the Year: 2009[469]
World Soccer World Player of the Year: 2009, 2011, 2012, 2015[470][471][472][473]
Onze d'Or: 2009, 2010–11, 2011–12[474]
Globe Soccer Awards Best Player of the Year: 2015[475]
La Liga Best Player: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2014–15[476][477][478]
La Liga Best Forward: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2014–15, 2015–16[476][477][478][479]
FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball: 2009, 2011[480]
FIFA Club World Cup Silver Ball: 2015[481]
FIFA Club World Cup Final Most Valuable Player: 2009, 2011[480]
FIFA World Youth Championship Golden Ball: 2005[482]
FIFA World Youth Championship Golden Shoe: 2005[482]
Olimpia de Oro (Argentine Sportsperson of the Year): 2011[476]
Olimpia de Plata (Argentine Footballer of the Year): 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017[476][483][484][485]
Copa América Best Young Player: 2007[486]
Copa América Golden Ball: 2015[487][488][489][490]
FIFPro Young World Player of the Year: 2006, 2007, 2008[486]
World Soccer Young Player of the Year: 2006, 2007, 2008[491]
Bravo Award: 2007[492]
Golden Boy (Young European Footballer of the Year): 2005[51]
IFFHS World's Best Playmaker: 2015, 2016, 2017[493][494][495]
IFFHS World's Best Top Goalscorer: 2011, 2012[496]
IFFHS World's Best Top Division Goalscorer: 2012, 2013, 2017[496]
IFFHS Men's World Team: 2017[497]
La Liga Player of the Month: January 2016, April 2017[498][499]
Trofeo Alfredo Di Stéfano: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2014–15, 2016–17[500]
Don Balón Award (La Liga Best Foreign Player): 2006–07, 2007–08, 2009–10[501]
Trofeo EFE: 2006–07, 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12[502]
Trofeo Aldo Rovira: 2009–10, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2014–15, 2016–17[503][504]
FIFA FIFPro World XI: 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017[486][505][506][507]
UEFA Team of the Year: 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017[469][508][509]
ESM Team of the Season: 2005–06, 2007–08, 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2014–15, 2015–16, 2016–17[510]
ESPN World Team of the Decade: 2009[511]
UEFA Ultimate Team of the Year[512]
World Soccer Greatest XI of All Time (published 2013)[513]
La Liga Team of the Season: 2014–15, 2015–16[514]
UEFA La Liga Team of The Season: 2015–16, 2016–17[515][516]
FIFA World Cup Dream Team: 2014[517]
Copa América Dream Team: 2007, 2011, 2015, 2016[518][519][520][337]
AFA Team of All Time (published 2015)[521]
UEFA Goal of the Season: 2006–07, 2014–15, 2015–16[476][190][522]
Copa América Best Goal: 2007[523][524]
Best International Athlete ESPY Award: 2012, 2015[525]
L'Équipe Champion of Champions: 2011[526]
Performances
La Liga top goalscorer: 2009–10, 2011–12, 2012–13, 2016–17[527]
La Liga top assist provider: 2010–11, 2014–15, 2015–16[528]
Copa del Rey top goalscorer: 2008–09, 2010–11, 2013–14, 2015–16, 2016–17[529]
Copa del Rey top assist provider: 2016–17[530]
UEFA Champions League top goalscorer: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2011–12, 2014–15[531]
UEFA Champions League top assist provider: 2011–12, 2014–15[532]
FIFA Club World Cup top goalscorer: 2011[533]
FIFA World Youth Championship top goalscorer: 2005[258]
Copa América top assist provider: 2011, 2015, 2016[519][534][535]
Records
As of April 2018
World
Most (FIFA) Ballons d'Or: 5 (2009–12, 2015) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)[536]
Guinness World Record as top goalscorer for club and country in a calendar year: 91 goals in 2012[138]
Top goalscorer in all club competitions in a calendar year: 79 goals in 2012[136]
Top goalscorer in a club season: 73 goals in 2011–12[537]
Longest goalscoring run in a domestic league: 21 matches, 33 goals in 2012–13[152][151][538]
Only player to have won more than one FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball[480]
Most appearances in the FIFPro World XI: 11 times (2007–2017) (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)[539]
Continental
Most goals scored in a European Cup/Champions League game: 5 goals (shared with 13 other players)[540][541]
Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League group stages: 60[542]
Most hat-tricks scored in the UEFA Champions League: 7 (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)[543]
Youngest player to make 100 appearances in the UEFA Champions League: 28 years, 84 days in 2015[544]
Top goalscorer in the UEFA Super Cup: 3 goals (shared with Arie Haan, Oleg Blokhin, Gerd Müller, Rob Rensenbrink, François Van der Elst, Terry McDermott, and Radamel Falcao)[545]
Top assist provider in Copa América: 11 assists[546]
Most goals scored in CONMEBOL World Cup Qualifiers: 21 goals (shared with Luis Suárez)[355]
Spain
Most Best Player in La Liga awards: 6 (2009–13, 2015)[547]
Most Best Forward in La Liga awards: 7 (2009–13, 2015, 2016)[547]
Top goalscorer in La Liga: 378 goals[548]
Top assist provider in La Liga: 149 assists[note 4][184][185][549]
Top goalscorer in the Supercopa de España: 13 goals[295][550]
Top goalscorer in a La Liga season: 50 goals in 2011–12[551]
Most hat-tricks scored in a La Liga season: 8 in 2011–12 (shared with Cristiano Ronaldo)[295]
First player to reach 300 La Liga goals; only player to reach 350 La Liga goals.[552][237]
Most opposition teams scored against in La Liga history: 36[553][554]