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Crime / Re: 23-year-old Woman Gets Pregnant After Raping 14-year-old Boy (photo) by laribari(m): 9:20am On Mar 10, 2021
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The future is Female cheesy

GIRL POWER THEY CALL IT
Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay's Sister, Adanma Shares Lovely Pictures by laribari(m): 11:51am On Jan 14, 2021
viviangist:
Omah Lay's Sister, Adanma Shares Lovely Pictures

Checkout some of the lovely pictures of sister to world star Omah Lay , Her name is Adanma , Looking so lovely. Vivian Gist reports

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CEUMl3Pja5M/

cc; lalasticlala








Hummm, no comment. the 3rd pishure off me
Romance / Re: What's The Weirdest Or Naughtiest Thing You've Caught A Lady Do by laribari(m): 10:47am On Jan 14, 2021
jawalis:

I retained my sanity.

grin grin
Sports / Re: Samuel Eto'o: I Prefer Mourinho's Style To Guardiola's by laribari(m): 10:33am On Jan 14, 2021
oyatainer:


The biggest laughable of your claims is that only Barca played tiki taka,when many pundits and coaches openly said it in England that Pep spoil football with boring tiki taka that almost every team operates now.

Hope you know that 80 percent of goalkeepers no longer play what Cech used to do to Drogba that time, Kick and follow.

Now in Premier league, only Tottenham of Mourinho, Burnley, Sheffield United and few others play typical English football. Football has evolved Jàre, all thanks to Pep Oluomo Guardiola.

The person who built a team that send Ferguson to early retirement in coaching.

I disagree 100% with you. you are not talking to a novice oo!

Mind you, what barca play was only tagged tiki taka by spanish press but they didn't start it sef. It was originally called TOTAL FOOTBALL invented by Dutch. The evolution of that pattern at barca started under Johan Cruyf, then Rijkaard. this was the same pattern Ajax used to conquer the world with finidi and kanu. Watch what Ajax play today, it is the same pattern.

The only difference with pep team is that he had 2 types of players he cannot find again in xavi and iniesta. This ones are only interested in counting total pass completed, they know how to keep the ball well. in as much as i wanna agree with you that pep made it very popular (in this modern era), still that total football has been in existence and rather than give the credit to pep, i will give it to the players he had then because since they left he hasn't been able to play anything near what his team played then. do not forget that Pep played under Cruyf and has known about total football before now.

what every other teams play today is high pressing, that is not really tiki taka. even LFC style is called gen-gen pressing by foreign media. in as much as barca does the high press, they keep 98% of the ball (that's the tiki taka) and play in your half the whole time. what you see these days are teams pressing high, then later track back and hit you on the counter. Even lfc is devasting at counter but the tiki taka don't play counter, they surpress you that you cannot even come out. they play 100% in your own half. you cannot push them back. they complete twice as many passes that their opposing team accumulate. The high press is to quickly recover the ball but the tiki taka is the passing and possession base football. they keep the ball away from you almost 100%. they were flawless with xavi and iniesta.


what is total football?

Iconic footballer Johan Cruyff made the philosophy famous during his playing career, and propelled Dutch football from obscurity to global stardom.

see the definition of the then total football, it is what transformed into tiki taka and high pressing. it was invented by the dutch and thats what their teams play even national team. Pep was a player under Johan Cruyf where he learnt the formulae. and total football is 4-4-3 same as high press. every player can switch wing due to the flexibility of retaining and keeping possession.

Romance / Re: What's The Weirdest Or Naughtiest Thing You've Caught A Lady Do by laribari(m): 1:46pm On Jan 13, 2021
jawalis:
It was my neighbor right here. She came to my room and I was watching a movie (Titled: kiss and kill) around 11pm. Saying she couldn’t sleep so she decided to join me knowing that I don’t late until 3-4am. I told her should I change the TV display from flash to GOTV. She said No that she likes to finish the movie. I didn’t talk afterwards. I just notice babe had her finger in coming in and out of her short. We made eyes contact and she smiles. I had to change the screen to Africa Magic.

so what did you gain since you decided to change the screen?

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Romance / Re: What's The Weirdest Or Naughtiest Thing You've Caught A Lady Do by laribari(m): 1:44pm On Jan 13, 2021
NewDelhi:
Throwback to my university days, there was this babe in my hostel we do share things. Like she can just bash in and enter my kitchen to carry salt, Maggi, bucket etc. Most time too I enter her room to take things but I always knock. Her own room happens to be on the extreme end of the villa this fateful day the hostel was scanty, everybody had gone to class but I was around. I needed something from her but unfortunately she didn't close her doors, she only pulled down the curtains. I shifted the curtain lo and behold I caught her masturbating with a perfume container. She was on earpiece which was probably the reason she didn't hear my footstep or notice my presence. I watched for about 7sec before leaving with a rock hard erection.

so what did you gain now?

no Maggi, no salt, no bucket and no sex. you just went back empty handed
sad angry

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Sports / Re: Samuel Eto'o: I Prefer Mourinho's Style To Guardiola's by laribari(m): 1:17pm On Jan 13, 2021
oyatainer:


That means Di Mateo, Anceloti and Zidane are a way better than Mourinho because he couldn't win Champions league with the teams they easily won with.

If not for Pep many barca players will just be shadows of themselves.

As for Man city,it will be difficult for Pep unless he does what Klopp does in Liverpool.scale of preference.

I will rather say PEP was luck to have those characteristic of players he had at Barca. Xavi, Iniesta, Messi especially. Since he left barca, how many big players has he created? what trade mark pattern of play did he take to man city and Bayern? Only barca played the tiki taka. why? Then he had players that can play it, players (Xavi & Iniesta) who are more interested in total completed passes than to score a goal. players who play for possession, so they created a unique style. same style that PEP couoldn't create at Bayern and City. They play pass game but it is nothing compared to the trade mark of xavi and Iniesta barcelona.

Anceloti is better than Jose before naa.

Di Mateo is not proven and we all saw that he won it with luck. As a Chelsea fan myself, Chelsea is the only team they have won the UCL in a controversial manner. people still refuse to give us credit becos of the style/pattern we used in winning it.

I have addressed Zidane, he is another over rated coach. let him win it without CR7 then i will know that the back to back to back was not fluke.
Ask yourself, in the 3 years Zidane won it who emerged as top scorer in the UCL? Cristiano Ronaldo. who won the semi final and final games for Madrid? CR7 + BALE combination. CR7 made Zidane just like Pep.

I am not saying Pep shouldn't be rated but he is clearly overrated. when you replicate something in different leagues and clubs then i know it's not fluke and that is why Zidane is overrated for me.
Sports / Re: Samuel Eto'o: I Prefer Mourinho's Style To Guardiola's by laribari(m): 2:17pm On Jan 12, 2021
obembet:


To me, I think Pep a failure because he can't give a team what they need. he only give them what they already have. Mourinho will give a team what they need and not what they have. that only make Jose Mourinho the best choice, Even Reneiry is better than Guardiola because he took underdogs 'Lecester city from nowhere to win a trophy for them.

mynd44

Facts only!!!

Pep has not won the UCL in over 6 years since leaving Messi and barca. 3 years at Bayern without a final and 4 at city now with a single ucl final. we are not talking of winning it o, just enter final he cannot.

Watch all the managers that coached Messi when he was still messi, they all won UCL. Messi makes every coach look so good just as CR7 when he was hot too. Since he left, Madrid is struggling to win anything until barca single handedly dashed them la liga last season, Zidane yansh sef for open.

I always say it, Pep is nothing without messi but people dey argue and i have told them to ask Pep to prove me wrong but he still haven't. Two german coaches won UCL with that Bayern team pre and post pep era, meanwhile the almighty pep couldn't make a single final in 6 years plus.

Mourinho has reached the Carling cup final with spurs now, don't be surprised he will win it. Spurs haven't won anything for years and like you said, Jose gives a team what they do need. always something new and special.

Meanwhile, Pep is still chasing old messi to join him at city maybe he can finally win the UCL. grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Condemns Fresh #ENDSARS Protests by laribari(m): 1:45pm On Dec 07, 2020
Temitopemo6e6:
Ok The last EndSars protests across the nation was valid and long overdue but without leaders and exit strategies, another one right now would result in failure, broken bones and death. Lagos state is looking to spend a trillion naira to effect reconstruction and rehabilitation of govt and private properties and so are others across the country. Hoodlums are especially looking for another opportunity to raid, rape, plunder and destroy. The authorities and the armed forces are on tenterhooks right now so, if you wish to live to see 2021, stay away from the streets coz, this time, the Nigeria Police is looking to avenge their last EndSars losses. In the last angst, they were caught unaware and if the threats of the IGP is to be believed, things would be different this time around. Govt has found a very opportunistic phrase to arrest and prosecute troublemakers and that's called: regime change. That in essence would treat anyone arrested as terrorist and coup plotter. Let the protesters wait for the outcomes of all the judicial panels set up by the federal and state govts. A word is enough for the wise.

well said but how long will it take for the result to come out? will Justice be served? what if it wasnt served being that lai mohammed and the military continue to lie against all evidence and facts that no one was killed. it is not enough to protest and demand justice again? will Nigeria every change on its own, in a country where monkey and snake swallow money? where justice is never served to the point that criminal who are supposed to be convicted faint and they go free? Like they say, it is by bloodshed does the gods make known their will but politicially, it is by protest that citizens make known their will. Shall we contunue to live in fear and watch us die. either you get killed by the government or their thugs (bandits knowns known as herdsmen and boko).

Accounts of peaceful protesters are being frozen, meanwhile boko haram members (murderers) are being pardoned and living like kings, going on pilgrims. is this a country

I just believe we need an organised protest in this country but if we say we cannot protest then we will die in this situation. it is the right of the people to protest. now they denied shooting, so they cannot shoot again because they know the implications, else they will not deny ever shooting.

Like you rightly said, lets wait for the out come of a panel organised by jide Sanowo (a culprit) and see if Justice will be served. This will tell us if we are practicing democracy or not, else all elections should just be cancelled going forward.

If we are not cowards in Nigeria, the very day they froze those accounts, arrested innocent protesters on counts of terrorism, that was the day we were all supposed to hit the street and protest again. total madness. how come account of boko haram is not being traced and frozen till date? How are they getting relief materials and weapons? Herdmen, who is supplying them guns? NOR ANNOY ME OO
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Condemns Fresh #ENDSARS Protests by laribari(m): 1:16pm On Dec 07, 2020
techmo:
undecided


Some people just enjoy lawlessness and anarchy what's the need for a second protest when the issues of the first one are being addressed


.

I don't understand you at all, anyways nor be everybody get sense.

make i ask you these questions.

1. Nigeria good as e dey today (based on corruption thingz)?

2. Have Justice being served based on last protest? How come with all facts and evidence on ground these criminals are still saying there was no killing at Lekki. that alone, isn't it enuf to start another protest and demand justice this time? The first was endsars, this one should be we-want-justice. Is this how a sane country is run? It is noly by protest the citizens can help their feelings known.
abi nor be this country snake and monkey swallow money? You don't know all these nonsense is enough to protest and demand for change?

3. Where is the idiot that stole our billions that fainted because they asked him question, did they not cover him up after he fainted? Is this a country??

4. How will senators continue to earn big and we are hungry in Nigeria? does it not warrant protest for the wealth to be distributed evenly?

5. Why will 1 ex governor be given 6 brand new cars every 3 years, is he a car dealer? meanwhile, these are thieves that stole from us and they get life benefits.

6. HOW WILL CHANGE EVER COME? YOU THINK IT IS BY KEEPING DOWN AND KEEPING QUIET KNOWING WHO THESE THIEVES ARE?

7. Accounts of peaceful protesters are being frozen, meanwhile boko haram members (murderers) are being pardoned and living like kings, going on pilgrims. is this a country

which lawlessness are you talking about? A country whose law only apply to citizens?

Abeg just shut up please, nor let me change an for you o. I wonder the 12 goats that liked your moronic comment.

HOW CAN LAI MOHAMMED BE MESSING WITH OUR MINDS?

Look, if you talk of protest, there are 1,001 reasons to protest in Nigeria.

If we are not cowards in Nigeria, the very day they froze those accounts, arrested innocent protesters on counts of terrorism, that was the day we were all supposed to hit the street and protest again. total madness. how come account of boko haram is not being traced and frozen till date? How are they getting relief materials and weapons? Herdmen, who is supplying them guns? NOR ANNOY ME OO
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Was Pressing Phone When I Was Making Love To Her by laribari(m): 3:57pm On Dec 03, 2020
BonPatrick:
Guys how will you feel making love to your girl and she is busy pressing her phone.

if you nack am well she will break the screen of the fone by the time she will grab you and drop the fone.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Biafrans Built This Armoured Car During The Civil War by laribari(m): 3:55pm On Dec 03, 2020
etrouble:
Eku oriire naa. Start another war nah so that you can build another armoured tank. Let’s see how many hundreds of Biafrans will be left.

what are you saying naa? I strongly believe in one Nigeria and i believe in restructuring but what he is saying is clear and the plain truth.

How did we get here? Can't you see how terrible Nigeria have become? If a small fraction of Nigeria (with the lack of support or material supplies from government) can manufacture their own weapons, REFINE THEIR OWN FUEL, why are we not doing it now with all the government money??

Nigerian government has failed for real. If we restructure this great country, the manufacturers will get support from government and we will produce our own weapons, refine our own fuel but they will not do it becos that make money from these western purchases and importation.

Nobody is talking about another civil war here. If you feel the machine or amour tank is not good enough, but this was 50 years ago. with proper support from government and technology in the world today, we would have poroduced a better battle tank that we ourselves can become producers and exporters. Abi nor be ordinary Serbia we dey buy bullets from?

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Romance / Re: Is This The Best 'Zanku' Bridal Dance Ever Seen At A Wedding Ceremony? (Video) by laribari(m): 12:31pm On Nov 27, 2020
NwekeUG:
Is This The Best Marlian Bridal Dance Ever Seen In A Wedding Ceremony ? (Video)

A viral video has captured an adorable moment an excited bride wowed her groom and guests as she goes wild with amazing dance steps on her wedding day, IgbereTV reports.

The bride shared the video on her Instagram page. She wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CH76p9nH6aa/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Many social media users have applauded her dancing skills.

Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npUiNSZ8UE

the husband started what he couldn't finish. I hope it won't be like that in the bedroom sha oo grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: See What Nnamdi Kanu Posted After His Vice Left IPOB by laribari(m): 2:30pm On Nov 24, 2020
OyigboUpdate:
I was banned by antispam in politics. Mods pls push to politics when seen

trust me, this is a really waste of time. I said it here months ago or even a few years now as time flies that biafra will never come but people were attacking me.

My stand is to have a united Nigeria of true federalism and even the Igbos too want this. The only way the crowd will follow Kanu is if he is fighting for a better Nigeria and to carry all tribes along as the endsars protest showed but if you want to break Nigeria, even majority of Igbos outside the eastern region will not support you because of their investments.

I said this before the endsars protest and it proved me right. Nigerians came together to fight this useless government, not as Edo, Delta, Yoruba, Igbos, Hausas but as NIGERIANS to fight this satanic government. Hausas (residing in the south of Nigeria), who were enlightened were part of the protest too. This break Nigeria will not work.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Have Bathroom Slippers? This Will Surprise You. by laribari(m): 2:21pm On Nov 24, 2020
yes my wife does, na women dey get all those kind of things oo. me, i dey hurry and na ordinary leg i dey take enter bathroom o

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Romance / Re: Why Men Love Sex So Much (Photos) by laribari(m): 2:17pm On Nov 24, 2020
Facts101:
Why men love sex so much.

WHY DO WOMEN LOVE MONEY SO MUCH?
Men find it hard to understand why women love money so much. They want to help you, they want money. They want to love you, they want money. They mistakenly sleep over, they want money (when they are leaving). They want to borrow you money, they want money (you pay with interest). They want to give you job, they want money (you will settle first or buy them something). If they want to pass you, they want money.

First of all you need to understand the system of women. Woman are naturally created that way. Do you know that 95% of wealthy women wake up with a (financial) erection (living off men)?

Do you really know that the woman purse has a mind of its own??

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Education / Re: 17 Year Old Girl Best Student Who Scored 7 A1 In WAEC Dies Mysteriously (PHOTOS) by laribari(m): 2:00pm On Nov 24, 2020
LiveTimesNG:
17 year old girl best student who scored 7 A1 in WAEC dies mysteriously (PHOTOS)


Read details in link below....


https://livetimesng.com/17-year-old-girl-best-student-who-scored-7-a1-in-waec-dies-mysteriously-photos/

Honestly ehn, sometimes in life it's just too safe to hide your success. This world is terribly wicked and if you over celebrate your success someone may get angry. Maybe na someone from her set in school who is angry did this wicked work.

Maybe the poor girl don go use leg carry poison that aggravated.

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Romance / Re: Bbnaija: Finally Revealed: Meet The Man Behind The Voice “ This Is Big Brother” by laribari(m): 1:15pm On Sep 29, 2020
if you are not going to post the picture here then forget it, i am not clicking that link.

It's easy to put up pictures here naa

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Crime / Re: The Malaysia-Based Nigerian Shot Dead By Gunmen In Aba Was A Cultist (Photos) by laribari(m): 10:51am On Sep 29, 2020
envoymedia:
Earlier thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/6147022/malaysia-based-nigerian-shot-dead-gunmen



https://igberetvnews.com/1366343/malaysia-based-nigerian-shot-dead-gunmen-aba-cultist-photos/

Egede how you dey oh.........ah leh leh oh! Egede how you dey oh..... ah leh leh!!

he who kills by the gun, dies by the gun.

I just wonder what graduates, people's father and husband will still be doing with cult.

Na skool parole na, drop that shit and move on.

Nor be God say make we nor Kpai for Uniben!! you go come graduate come still dey identify, dem give orders and run show as god father?

them go down you las las naa

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Education / Re: French Teacher Who Covered His Body In Tattoos Banned From School (Graphic Pix) by laribari(m): 10:43am On Sep 29, 2020
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian West Flaunts Her Fit Figure In Attractive New Photographs by laribari(m): 1:43pm On Sep 01, 2020
div111:
grin cheesy vaseline crew over to you

Vaseline what? This one time don passy!
Celebrities / Re: Clash Of Beauty; Regina Daniels And Chioma, Who Is More Beautiful by laribari(m): 1:41pm On Sep 01, 2020
Kingsintei:
it's clear nau

Who naaa?
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shows Off Her Beautiful “daughter”, Kim (photos/video) by laribari(m): 1:39pm On Sep 01, 2020
Vyzz:
Tacha has a daughter...



Did u know?

Im suprised but not shocked! If you look at Tacha, na only one thing dey ooze for her body and that is SEX. There is nothing else to actually advertise.

For you to finally have baby (as a runs girl), you must have been doing it and doing it until one go hook you.
Celebrities / Re: Waje Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by laribari(m): 1:32pm On Sep 01, 2020
StagethemTVee:
R & B singer Waje is 40 today and she is thankful for so much. In a coded message on twitter, she thanked God for celebration of the 20th anniversary of her 20th birthday. She looks quiet younger though. What do you think?

Source: https://twitter.com/OfficialWaje/status/1300679605288869889

Happy birthday Madam Waje, na the only person wey talk truth be this concerning her age. Other celebs be forming young boys, especially psquare and don jazzy

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Crime / Re: Bitcoin Lord Arrested By EFCC For Internet Fraud by laribari(m): 12:48pm On Sep 01, 2020
EvenBlogger:


Source: https://www.kemifilani.ng/2020/09/popular-instagram-celebrity-bitcoin-lord-arrested-for-internet-fraud-by-efcc.html

To make matters worse, these stupid guys will be flaunting stolen money on social media. At least that madness will stop. If you chop money, just hide yourself and invest. Chikina!

It's not as if i am supporting crime but you are in it be say you are in it (and that is solely your responsibility) but don't advertise yourself.

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Family / Re: Kwara Blue Eyes Family: Risikat Azeez-Ayegbami Speaks "My Husband Abandoned Us" by laribari(m): 11:22am On Aug 07, 2020
the mumu man actually knows that she is beautiful and that's why he went for her but had his head turned by his illiterate family who complained that all she gives birth too are blue eyes children and the fool started seeing them as aliens.

The breeder (becos he is not a husband or a father) is actually an example of a classified mumu.

If a blue eyes woman gives birth the children for nor take from her gene before?

God give you beauties wey go attract money for you but you use your hand throwaway am thinking sey you dey do somebody.

Now them don blow and they are moving to Lagos to be helped by the government through TVC Morning show (called your view); those TVC women reached out to her on national TV.

The stupid man should should enjoy his farm life in your village and watch these kids appreciated someone else.

Mumu man
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Mother & Wife Crying As FBI Slap And Beat Hushpuppi In Prison by laribari(m): 11:23am On Jul 08, 2020
seanwilliam:
U can never make it in blogging op

Ah!! you don swear for the guy las las?? Gisos! Im own don finish o

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