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HealthRe: How To Correctly Wear A Condom: Ugandan Nurse Gives Practical Demonstration by laribari(m): 10:56am On Apr 17, 2019
You sure sey na Uganda? That nurse shuku hair style be like yoruba woman own ooo
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood actress, Regina Daniel cruise around Abuja with Lamborghini by laribari(m): 9:38am On Apr 17, 2019
This girl is really on a fast lane, swaving in a hurry!!

where are all the hot sway queens in the industry, dem all don cool down.

Mercy Johnson, rita dominic, Genevive, Ini Edo, omotola but this daniels seems to be very much in a hurry to catch up with them oo.

Money is not everything, within the next 2 or 3 years, she will realize what she has done to her self after she's well settled with that old man.

Anyways, celebrity marriage mostly end up in divorced, so she may not have much to loose but many to gain in the eventual case of divorce.
CrimeRe: Young Man Commits Suicide In Edo State, Leaves A Note (Graphic Photos) by laribari(m): 1:56pm On Apr 11, 2019
phelonrays:
who again was nervous about the headline.. 'GOVERNOR '

let's gather here and pray for the OP........
I bound and cast out leprosy from the OP
EducationRe: If You Get This Then You Have An IQ above Average (mr Shape) by laribari(m): 1:53pm On Apr 11, 2019
Martinez39:
It's a typo but the result is still the same if you put 325. I made calculations for 325 but mistakenly wrote 335.
baba you still try naaa! me nor sabi even one there.
EducationRe: If You Get This Then You Have An IQ above Average (mr Shape) by laribari(m): 1:51pm On Apr 11, 2019
so we wey nor sabi am now, our brain nor dey work ba?
TravelRe: Flight Attendant Spills Drinks On Airline CEO. See What Happened Next. Photo by laribari(m): 5:56am On Apr 09, 2019
SageMK:
Imagine if the roles were reversed with a woman being the CEO... I am pretty sure it wouldn't play out like this.
It doesn't matter the sex of the boss, what matters is how it happened because white people are not fools. The person who bumped into her would have definitely apologized and it may become clear that it wasn't the attendant's fault. In that case, there is nothing the female boss would have done if she has sense.

The mistake came from one of their customer and i am sure the ceo or the hostess will not even shout at the customer because you want him or her to fly with your company again and it was even a first class passenger. It will die down as a mistake.

But if na Nigeria, na zobo that customer go drink o, because him don pour him champagne away. no extras!
EducationRe: Student Sleeps Non-stop For Three Weeks Due To Strange ‘sleeping Beauty’syndrome by laribari(m): 1:41pm On Apr 04, 2019
happybee:
Three weeks sleep, you say?
Wetin she dey do for the sleep abeg?
Na winch jare!
PhonesRe: FINALLY! Whatsapp Lets You Prevent People From Adding You To Their Groups by laribari(m): 1:37pm On Apr 04, 2019
Slazim:
I couldn't find this feature even after updating my app.
Are you sure you are still with us? undecided undecided
TravelRe: Uae Goes Tough On Nigerian With New Visa Policy by laribari(m): 3:38pm On Apr 03, 2019
Ugosample:
Desperation for quick money and criminal tendency is not just an Igbo thing, as the rest of Nigeria like to profile us

it's a nationwide problem

Yoruba are just as guilty....

And instead of us to moot solutions to this disgrace, dumb black nigga monkeys are making a joke of this, and making it a tribalism contest
When at the end of the day, it's our collective image that is being battered

I'm due to travel to Dakar from where I am in two days....

And I shudder to think of how I'll be profiled and scanned again on arrival at Dakar, because idiot Nigerians are running scams and fake money rackets there in Senegal


What's wrong witg y'all
Chai! Igbo guys. why naa?
FamilyRe: Is Anything Wrong With This Monthly List A Wife Wrote To Her Husband by laribari(m): 3:28pm On Apr 03, 2019
GboyegaD:
How will they eat yam of N5k and then buy poundo for N12k? It is either she buys more yam and pound either with a mortar or a food processor or she strikes out the poundo.
How can she even be eating 2,500 naira egg in a month? a crate is 1,000 for big eggs and that is 24 eggs.
abi na only egg she wan dey eat everyday?

The biggest size of the best Diaper in the market is 4,000 naira and wipe is not more than 500 naira, at most she will use 2 in a month which is 1k but she dey collect 9,000 naira.

Wife of life! grin grin
PoliticsRe: List Of Oil Wells And Their Owners Seized By President Buhari by laribari(m): 2:51pm On Apr 03, 2019
Christistruth00:
Enugu was founded and built by Lord Lugard (Yes! The very Lord Lugard they curse everyday with all their might!) , does that mean Enugu belongs to the Queen of England?
Please don't make me laff. How can you own a province inside another country? All those people owning places outside their country, it is usually an island outside of any country that they own.

Your question is not relevant to my point.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Business Can I Do With 20k by laribari(m): 3:40pm On Mar 27, 2019
seedorfy134:
Find sure 2 odd and stake the 20k.... You get 40k repeat it 10x. You will come here to thank me
Then loose all the 20k WHEN THE RESULT COME OUT.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Showoff Your Qualifications Here, Let Your Employer Find You by laribari(m): 3:34pm On Mar 27, 2019
Carlsim:
Hamzat oluwaseun

Bsc microbiology
NYSC
HSE(Health and safety executive)

hamzatkazeem@gmail.com
You have failed already, THEY SAID DO NOT UPLOAD YOUR CERTIFICATES.

Simple instruction.
PoliticsRe: List Of Oil Wells And Their Owners Seized By President Buhari by laribari(m):
Unlimitk:
Oga forget this big big English

Lagos is Yoruba.
Because natives first own California that means its not owned by white ppl?

Because silicon valley in California is dominated by Asians means white ppl don't own California?

U guys are just too dumb for my liking
This one is mad ni? i am not speaking to favour igbos if that is in your head. you are a cow! Is Alaska inside or on the Map of the United States of America?

you think you are smarter? call out one thing i said wrong in my post and let me re-underline it for you. You are the one blowing useless grammar without fact. If you like go and bring world map (nor be only california), what i said is fact and the GPD of Lagos is centrally controlled by almost every tribe in Lagos. Lagos is a central economical hub in Nigeria because it was once FCT. Abi nor be Oil money dem take build Lagos in the 80s?

Since i am sensible than you are, I didn't say Lagos is not located in the west or Yoruba land by geograpgical location but what i said is that Lagos wasn't discovered by yourbas and that is fact. Did i lie? well then you don't know the history of Lagos. Ogbeni, google is your friend okay!

I asked a simple question. Is alaska in the USA or on the map of the USA? It is not CLEARLY SEEN IN A CANADIAN GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION but it still belongs to THE USA because they founded it. please tell me why porto rica is still regarded as province of America.

I didn't say Edo people own Lagos, i only said if it was in a western or a white man's setting, they will take Lagos as an Edo province because when they founded it, they will leave a mark on it. Did i lie based on what is already the case around the world? Aboki!!

Do you even know that a small country called surinam is a dutch province? all the black people you see in Holland are from there and Surinam is not even in Europe.

what do you know? you AND THE 3 PEOPLE THAT LIKED YOUR STUPID COMMENT are the dumb one here and the Map below confirms it.

PoliticsRe: List Of Oil Wells And Their Owners Seized By President Buhari by laribari(m): 3:10pm On Mar 22, 2019
enemybulldozer:
Niger Delta oil is for Nigeria Lagos belongs to yorubas only. grin grin grin

Afonjas are funny set of people.
Lagos is basically located in the west but it cannot be said that it belongs to only Yorubas as it was former Capital of Nigeria, just as Abuja is today. More so, Lagos was founded/discovered by a Benin prince and if he was a white man, trust me if i say Lagos would have been a province of Edo State.

However, there are a lot of work, money, energy, time and RESOURCES from other parts of Nigeria that has gone into Lagos, hereby aided the development of Lagos. If you look at Lagos today just to give a small example for you to see how others have contributed immensely to the growth of Lagos and her GDP. Business activities that are ran on a daily basis around Ladipo, Alaba, Apapa, Idumota, Lawanson, etc, are largely ran by non-yourbas.

This is my view without any favor regarding a particular tribe.
NYSCRe: Meet Hamza Wazeery The Disable With Ability by laribari(m): 2:36pm On Mar 22, 2019
sinaj:
Wow! Im glad he is doing well for himself

I dont know why physically challenged people barely get a job in government and private sector despite been smart.
The guy below graduated with over 4points in Engineering. I hope the relevant authority sees this and give him a platform to showcase his talent.
Sinaj my Nairaland girl friend, it's been a while oo. How u dey naa?
CelebritiesRe: Tony Elumelu Shares Beautiful Photo Of His Family by laribari(m): 1:54pm On Mar 20, 2019
rich people nor dey born crowd at all
CelebritiesRe: Uche Okoye To Wizkid "Let's Have Sex, Please" - Nigerians Blast Her by laribari(m): 1:14pm On Mar 19, 2019
Unlimitk:
All this ipobs yam legs chasing after Yoruba guys.

Smh
must you go tribal?

you are part of the problem in this country
RomanceRe: What Drugs Can I Take To Last Longer On Bed? by laribari(m): 12:12pm On Mar 19, 2019
NaijaEmailMiner:
What drugs can men buy at the nearby chemist to drink to last longer on Bed?
MightySparrow:
Sextomycin, 500mg. 11 - 11 - 11, after sex. daily Thank me later.
MightySparrow, you forgot to tell him to buy a stroke or high B.P medicine/tablet as well because he will need it with time.

Thank me later
RomanceRe: Lady Dances As Her Childhood Lover Proposes To Her At A Mall In Lekki. by laribari(m): 12:05pm On Mar 19, 2019
sirevee:
Love is a beautiful thing
when money is involved
PoliticsRe: Igbo Traders Mobbed Mc Oluomo by laribari(m): 11:58am On Mar 19, 2019
GavelSlam:
This one no get shop.
see punch-line!! #Epic

Flawless victory grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: ”Who Is Your Bro?” – Adekunle Gold Fires At Simi by laribari(m): 12:08pm On Mar 08, 2019
mtcheew! This one na news? what's wrong with her calling him bro?

na cake or meat pie she for call am?

It's all depends on the relationship or the atmosphere at which she said it.
RomanceRe: Man In Tears After His Girlfriend Destroyed His $3m Bugatti For Cheating On Her by laribari(m): 10:30am On Mar 08, 2019
This dude is crazy grin grin

PhonesRe: See The Response Mark Zuckerberg Gave Facebook User Over Jesus by laribari(m): 12:51pm On Dec 27, 2018
africandictator:
This guy is really lucky he got a reply from mark it’s not even easy
It's due to the subject. If Jesus was not mentioned he may not reply and obviously he is also an anti-Jesus. Though Jesus was not even born on Dec 25th, the church just use that day to mark His birth.
RomanceRe: Instead Of Beating Your Wife Or Girlfriend, Beat This Person..see Post by laribari(m): 4:12pm On Dec 21, 2018
derrydinny:
if the wife also wants to nag, she should do it to mopol of soldiers.


most domestic violence cases are from provocation from women and when men decided to go physical, women can't stand them and then they start shouting
I agree with you to a point because at times the women may have real reason to nag; like when the husband comes home late all the time smelling drink or being caught cheating on her.

To be in your defense, a nagging wife will frustrate the hell out of your life and when you want to take your shirt to go out, she will either lock your shirt or hold your trouser, saying 'where you dey go'.

It's all down to individuals though
FamilyRe: Nigerian Identical Twins Pregnant With Identical Twins Pose For Maternity Photos by laribari(m): 3:41pm On Nov 19, 2018
0pposite:
There's is nothing spectacular about this.. Infact these ladies are one of the many problems of Nigeria.. Fucck Mary Slessor for stopping our historic population control tradition..
By the year 2050,Nigeria will be in the same situation as China yet we are 100yrs behind China in everything.
#Spits angry
FUcCK YOU TOO FOR SUPPORTING MURDER OF FELLOW HUMANS BECAUSE THEY ARE TWINS. Obviously, you don't believe that children comes from God and they do not chose where to go.

So na so una for take kill my younger brothers are who twins? Successful guys at that.


see the picture of these two small cute girls, aren't they beautiful?

PUEE! (I spit on you too)

RomanceRe: Pregnant Lady And Her Man Rocks Sleeveless Without Shoes In Pre-wedding Pictures by laribari(m): 3:23pm On Nov 17, 2018
........But the lady brief oooo! Nice pix though
EducationRe: What Can I Do With A Degree In BOTANY ? by laribari(m): 3:13pm On Nov 17, 2018
joliefille:
Produce herbs. Herbal cure to uterine scars and blockage is hot cake
In Nigeria or where?

So you advise someone to be selling Agbo jedi after a university degree?

Botany has no place in Nigeria joor, just get a degree and look for job anywhere as long as you get second class upper dem go take you for even bank.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Too Hard To Find A Virgin Girl In Nigeria? by laribari(m): 3:06pm On Nov 17, 2018
Rextizzle:
Most Nigeria girls were disvirgined because of:

Indomie and can coke


200 Naira suya


500 Naira Kilishi


Shawarma and can coke


Jollof rice and chicken


buns and water


Free sometimes, you can add yours.

I will never marry a girl who countless dicks has ransacked her punny, never!
You can also add ....................LIES and deceit to the list. The most guys too can lie for Africa just to sleep with a lady.

no thanks to guys like you!

Besides, being disvirgined does not reduce your class as a woman though instead, it's more of how you carry yourself.

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