₦airaland Forum

Cruxifizio:
Skimpledawg and larride e clear say na yahoo yahoo ministry una dey into.....so to settle the matter....I am stepping in like daddy freeze to freethesheples ...


Balogun FBS....kindly send your donations to me so we can help the poor instead of these yahoo yahoo ministers to buy new airmax with your money

Thunder must surely locate you.

Skimpledawg:
Are you raising your voice on me??

Pastor, are you now Thor Odinson

Skimpledawg:
What I'm not aware of, I'm not aware.

You cannot be reinstated without my go ahead nod.

Daddy FBS sir, President of Nigerians in diaspora,
Send the tithe to me

Your job as the shepherd is to feed the flock while my job as the accountant is to balance the book of the church. Please focus on your job description while I focus on mine.

Thank you.

Skimpledawg:
Pastor Elrony, has Daddy Chic2pimp paid his first fruits this year?

Abeg call am to come to Cobhams Assembly complex


Larride is the treasurer, but he has been suspended for misappropriation of church funds

Bring the money to me sir, all your sorrows shall disappear

But the church executive committee has cleared me of any wrong doing and reinstated me as the treasurer of the church. You were not around when the meeting took place, you were on the mountain top praying for Chelshit FC not to wander into the wilderness of Yorupa.

FBS 1, Balogun of Russia. Here I am, credit me.

chic2pimp:
Yh I have to admit Klopp got his tactic spot on yesterday whereas Josep did not. However I won't read much into it as it is just one game. Also as we've seen time and again, in a cup competition, anything is possible.

Don't worry If Pep pulls off the improbable in the return leg, i'll be here to remind you Guys.

The question is can you bet on City to qualify yet? As long as Salah is fit for the return leg, if Pep decide to go all attack it's going to be dead on arrival. This is not a one off game, Liverpool has beaten City twice this season. Liverpool not conceding yesterday gave them more than enough to qualify. As long as Salah will play that return leg, City is out.

[quote author=wwwtortoise post=66446465]And they kept feeding Sane only for him to stumble on the hyperactive Robertson who constantly marked him away from danger zone.[/quote]Alexander Arnold and not Robertson.

It was so because Pep decided to go with Sane and Jesus upfront while choking the midfield but It didn't work and their right wing suffered until Sterling came on.

Nihilstjnr:
Mane sent him on a brief excursion to the sunken place. Look at his eyes, you can tell Otamendi saw the ghosts of long gone defenders like Titus Bramble and Khalid Boularhouz begging for salvation while he was down there...

Good God!!!

Skimpledawg:
Praise tha lord...
Don't you think it is sweet when we both have a common enemy?

Hallelujah somebori.

Liverpool actually enjoys playing City. Good God.

Ronaldo

See wetin Ronaldo miss

eph12:
Irony is that he has done nothing than score those goals and assists all match. But he will be awarded the MOTM

You expect him to be running around? He has to conserve his energy for when it matter most and that's in front of goal. Kross Modric and the likes can do the running around. Get the ball to him inside the box and he will do his part. He's 32 ffs.

Ronaldo loves UCL knockout round.

Thecassanova:
See as Juve dey play Madrid, no be same team Tottenham no allow move be this?

Tot Bleep up no be small. Tot beat Madrid na.

DJ abeg knack me Like by Rekaado Banks ft Fioke and Tiwa

Poch ba bastard. Wetin make Kane come do na.

No wonder Nihilist was praying fervently not to be drawn with Spurs.

Kane or no Kane, Chelshit must be kaned by Spurs.

Line up.

Oasis, where is the pre-match press conference? No pictures? Nothing?

pamcode:
I was a goalie too. My Craziest experience was in secondary school when playing and in the process of clearing the ball one guy landed directly on my ankle at first I dusted it off and continuing 'shinning' in the goal post. When I get home was when the pain started in full gear that coupled With other injuries caused by heavy shot on my chest made sure I didn't go to School the next day and made me finish a glass bottle of Robb. Thank God my Dad wasn't around it would have been double wahala.

Oh boy, being a goalie is not easy jare. That spot from over 13yrs ago is still on my chest, whenever I look at my chest and see the spot and remember the incident I just thank my stars that I'm alive.

Street footie is the real deal back then.

eph12:
I don play ball for that road beside that berger market before some 4 years back when I dey work for VI. One Saturday momo like that during environmental sanitation.

It was until I joined another street before I became a sort of legend for my area. I can't even remember how i got the name 2 in 1 back then, but i was a stubborn defender. Vidic was my hero

Ojodu Berger was actually lit during 2002 - 2008 when we park away from the area. The last Saturday morning sanitation is always lit. Playing football on a tarred road no be joke bro.

Leyqute:
LOMAO. Those beatings are unforgettable.

Did you play football after leaving home for the university?

Of course, I played during my first and second year and was lucky enough to break into my departmental team. I stopped when I became the President of the department tho I still play some sport like Table Tennis, Drought and Monopoly.

eph12:



I can't remember my street winning anything sef. Them dey always beat us, even without ojoro

Your own street is filled with Otus then. I can't remember any street competition wey them play successfully for my area in Ojodu Berger then. It must always end with one team accusing the other of Ojoro or offside goal or something like that.

Street competition do me strong thing ehn, maybe I could have rival DDG by now.

The competition takes place at St Michael football field and I happen to be the best goal keeper in my street, It was our last match in the group stage and I had 2 big boils on my chest, Throughout the first half, I dey form Oliver Khan and Buffon rolled into 1 until one bastard hit a direct shot to my chest and I fainted immediately, when I woke up like 4 hours later the competition had ended and my boil don burst. For like a year my parents beats the hell out of me anytime they see me go close to where they are playing ball or they mistakenly see or hear that I went to play ball.

This kids of nowadays no enjoy abeg.

eph12:
Una streets no contribute money to buy form for competition wey dey always scatter cos of ojoro??

This is the pinnacle of street football. If your street is not in any street competition, it's assumed that the street is a street of otu.

Who else miss playing football on Saturday on a major road during the compulsory last Saturday sanitation in Lagos? Every baller from every street will gather by 7am on the road and share themselves into groups and ball away till close to 10am. It was lit mehn.

Jambody with 2goals and 1 assist


Your MCM can't even get on the team plane.

Cruxifizio:
I specialize in saying fvck you to scums in general but particularly to those who are ret@rded enuff to chat shyttee my way....and you sir....definitely fit into the scums I have to address if you keep talking rubbish my way....

Take tea bro. It is well.

Leyqute:


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Na only slap you sabi. Enter ring come fight

Cruxifizio:
Piano disunited fc....scumtrafford fc....webeatdiggz fc...


Useless club....blaady scumwats!!!


Long may your wailing and gnashing of teeth continue ...


Wailers united FC.... Piano da Sanchez fc....awon Omo wobe fc....

But we are not responsible for your team woes now haba, take it easy bro. Take your frustration out on Conte, Bakayoko, Fabregas and Morata.

I heard uncle Ibime, Father Nihilist and his son Nihilistjnr, chelseafan1, pamcode, skimpledawg and the rest have employed the services of the great TB Joshua to help remove your team away from the sunken place. It's looking like a cumbersome venture right now, all your energy will be highly needed.

Now run ahead to your sunken place and let us worry about our own problem

The war is over, let us sign peace treaty. No more missile or Ak47 or tank is allowed here anymore. Let everyone return to their respective abode.

Shekpe, move to your white washed London abeg.