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SniperInADiaper: No

Where cometh thou the child?

joeydozzy: Nollywood version

spikes dey act wolverine

Wolve what Spikes na one of those zombie vampires

SniperInADiaper: Thanks

You welcome. Are you married?

SniperInADiaper: Is there such a thing as illegal?

Yes

SniperInADiaper: Yes..

I wish your son speedy recovery

Wow.

So true. Corruption has eaten deep into our lives. We don't care about our moral values anymore. Everyone takes law for granted and do as they like because they think we live in a jungle where anything goes. Our problem in this nation is not just our leaders, we the masses also have a role to play in making this nation move forward but unfortunately for us, we have forgotten all about that, we sit down on our ar.se and complain all day long about our leaders. We encourage lairs, cheaters, thief and all sort just because they are our family/friend and thereby the rot continue to decay the more. If we want to move out of this mess we are in now then it begins with YOU and ME. Let's take charge of our immediate environment and see how things change. I have hope of a better Nigeria.

There ain't any deplorable buildings at UNIOSUN (Okuku campus). I rep Uniosun.

I'm off to the politics section. Grabs my coke and pop corn

Popowaa:

SniperInADiaper: Take your petty games elsewhere.. I blocked your sorry ass

Errrmmmmm sorry madam, who are you talking to?

Miz Ritz: There is no perfect girl

There's no perfect guy either.

Lord, I know you are probably mad at me for opening this thread. Just forgive me this time and I will never disobey you again.

Let somebody shout a louder halleluyah.


*PHCN remembered our neighborhood this night after over 3 month of blackout*

This is indeed a sign.

What do we call this sign?

I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

But I CAN never wash my girlfriend/wife undies. I WOULD help her wash some of her clothe under some reasonable situation but NEVER her undies. That's a no go area.

@ OP, you can wash as many undies you want. Its not a crime. You can even smell them before washing

Let somebody shout halleluyah.

When is the next series coming out?

Idowuogbo: Nkem, wey u o! Personally, I go deal with u..... My body is ready to move radically, hypertetically... Saga! Touch my blom blom romantically...

Caressing the bom bom romantically.


*mehn, this is heaven on earth.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]biko this is not the politic beer parlour...here I'm saint mondi ... Let me sprinkle holy water on you [/quote]*speaking in tongues, "ya baby, come shake that thing wella, shake it well"*

Ishsoph: Ya bro, he's never a match to our own Ikekings. Comparing that aboki bu eze gwuoro to him bu ikpali umuaka ndida anyanwu

Translation needed.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]oya let me join u...how do u skelewu sef?[/quote]Come twerk that thing ya mama gave you on my lap.

Ishsoph: Manny4life take that! Dude is a clown in-here, he's never taken serious along with his co circus entertainer, Caseless

Gospel truth.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Good evening[/quote]Mondi is here.

Make I dance small.

Sijo01: Good, I can now log out with smiles on my lips.

Awwwwww so sweet

manny4life: Wait o, is @Dannyxy and ikekings about to go at it?

All because of @Sniper... Love is good

Don't take Danny serious, he doesn't know what he wants.

xynerise: You need Boko haram

You need al qeada

[quote author=god_of_music]I'm a Buddhist [/quote]You need science

Reincarnated: Na work be dis? I work for no one

Be nice

Sijo01: Be nice

I'm nice

[quote author=god_of_music]I'm a muslim [/quote]Then you need obatala

[quote author=god_of_music]Abeg make i call my girlfriend Stephanie, i've not called her since aftternoon *dials number 0813584162' *[/quote]You need Jesus