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Jokes Etc › Re: Riddle-riddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by larride(m): 9:35pm On Oct 03, 2013
Ayam sowie sir but ma brian cannot function at the moment. Try again later.
Jokes Etc › Re: BIG BROTHER JOKES...vote Your Favourite Here ( Closing Date 6th October 2013) by larride(m): 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2013
^^^^^^ get lost young man
Romance › Re: Romance Riddle From The Romance Professor BG by larride(m):
This should be moved to the joke section. Rubbish.
Romance › Re: Guys Have No Right To Be So Choosy by larride(m): 7:07pm On Oct 03, 2013
Both the guys and ladies will remain choosy till the end of time. I know what I want and ain't no way I'm gonna settle for less than I deserve. If a lady is gonna judge me just by the way I look (handsome or not) rather than what I got to offer presently or in the future, then she can move on to the next woman.

2/3 of ladies in my department are UGLY and yet good looking guys who see beyond the facial appearance date them and they get along well.


Stay there and be looking for Mr. Perfect that doesn't exist.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Sixth Worst Country To Grow Old, Says UN Report by larride(m): 9:56am On Oct 02, 2013
True. The Nigerian Govt. Whether FG, State of LGA doesn't care about their old citizens. Take for example Pa Akinwunmi who designed our National Flag. Negligence is in every hook and corner of our nation. May God help us.
Jokes Etc › Re: Bg's End Time Joke 5 by larride(m): 11:32pm On Oct 01, 2013
Homar: after my decade of months of exil only for me to return and read this piece of crap from this mad hediot of a goat . Mtchewwww
How far Homar? We don miss una NJPC guys ooo, how u dey? Shey dem just release you sef from prison ni? tongue


Bin, you be physco
Politics › Re: Nigerian Students 'Trash' Embassy In Moscow Over Grants by larride(m): 1:33pm On Oct 01, 2013
Good. Why give scholarship when you know you won't be able to pay them their grants. How do you expect them to survive? If they engage in evil act now and bring shame to Nigeria as a whole it will be because those who are meant to pay them the grant has failed them (I'm not advising that they do anything illegal though).
Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:01pm On Sep 30, 2013
Chai, see cobwebs for this bar.

It was finish for this bar angry
Politics › Re: Aregbesola’s Massive Looting Of Osun State by larride(m): 9:36pm On Sep 30, 2013
OP, clap for yourself.


One thing you should now is that IF an election is to be held this night in Osun State, its gonna be a landslide victory for ogbeni. There's practically no opposition in Osun State. Even folks here in Okuku (Oyinlola home town) will vote for Aregbesola anytime anyday.

Hatred is a very bad disease, it kills faster
Politics › Syria At UN, Compares Militant Onslaught To 9/11 Attacks by larride(op): 9:12pm On Sep 30, 2013
Syria said it will obey the United Nations decision
on chemical weapon.

Foreign Minister Walid al-Moualem on Monday
compared what he described as an invasion of
foreign terrorists across his country to the
September 11, 2001 attacks on the U.S.

In a speech to the annual meeting of the United
Nations, UN, General Assembly in New York, Mr.
Moualem said that “terrorists from more than 83
countries are engaged in the killing of our people
and our army under the appeal of global Takfiri
Jihad.”

The UN says more than 100,000 people have been killed in Syria’s nearly two-year civil war. The uprising began in March 2011 when the government tried to crush pro-democracy protests. Now more than half of Syria’s 20 million people need aid.

“The people of New York have witnessed the devastation of terrorism, and were burned with the fire of extremism and bloodshed, the same way we are suffering now in Syria,” Mr. Moualem said, referring to the September 11 attacks that brought down the World Trade Centre and damaged the Pentagon.

“How can some countries, hit by the same terrorism we are suffering now in Syria, claim to fight terrorism in all parts of the world, while supporting it in my country?” he said.

President Bashar al-Assad’s government accuses Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Britain, France and the U.S. of arming, financing and training rebel forces in Syria. Mr. Moualem dismissed the idea that there are moderate rebels in Syria, which Western nations say are the ones they intend to support.

“The claims about the existence of moderate and extremist militants have become a bad joke,” he told the 193-nation assembly. “Terrorism means only terrorism. It cannot be classified as moderate terrorism and extremist terrorism.”

Mr. Moualem also referred to disturbing video footage on the Internet earlier this year of one rebel fighter eating what appeared to be the heart of a government soldier. “The scenes of murder, manslaughter and eating human hearts were shown on TV screens, but did not touch blind consciences,” he said.

“There are innocent civilians whose heads are put on the grill just because they violate the extremist ideology and deviant views of al Qaeda. “In Syria, there are murderers who dismember human bodies into pieces while still alive and send their limbs to their families, just because those citizens are defending a unified and secular Syria,” Mr. Moualem said.

Earlier this month UN Human Rights Investigators said hard-line Syrian rebels and foreign fighters invoking Jihad, or Holy War, have stepped up killings, executions and other abuses in northern Syria since July.

Last week the UN Security Council achieved a rare moment of unity on the Syrian war by passing a resolution demanding the elimination of Syria’s chemical arsenal by mid-2014. Assad’s ally, Russia, also supported the resolution, which was based on a U.S.-Russian plan agreed upon in Geneva. Mr. Moualem said the Syrian government was committed to fulfilling its obligations after having acceded to the Chemical Weapons Convention that bans the use of such weapons. He repeated government’s position that it is the rebels who have been using poison gas, not forces loyal to Assad.
“Terrorists, who used poisonous gases in my country, have received chemical agents from regional and Western countries that are well known to all of us,” he said.

The UN has received reports of at least 14 chemical attacks in Syria. The most recent was an Aug 21 sarin gas attack that the U.S. says killed more than 1,400 people, many of them children. Mr. Assad’s government and the rebels blame each other for the August 21 attack, which took place in a Damascus suburb. UN investigators did not assign blame but Western governments hold the Assad regime responsible.

premiumtimesng.com/news/foreign/145748-syria-un-compares-militant-onslaught-911-attacks.html
Jokes Etc › Re: Bg's End Time Joke 3 by larride(m): 7:09pm On Sep 30, 2013
Wow....this is amazing.... angry















I know I'm to be blamed for opening this thread. Utter rubbish. angry
Education › Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by larride(m): 11:00am On Sep 30, 2013
chiboc1: @dam...pls is the pre-degree online registeration free? And pls wen is the pd form closing,or will it still be open even after uniosun releases all it's admission list? Pls i urgently nid ur answer!.....asap!!
The online registration is not free because you will have to buy a scratch card of 10,000 so as to be able to register. Registration closes by Nov 1.
Nairaland General › Re: An Open Letter To Mr Seun And Crew Members by larride(m): 6:38pm On Sep 29, 2013
Just type your username on google and you will be amazed what you will find. I'm joining this struggle.
Romance › Re: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by larride(m): 11:25pm On Sep 28, 2013
I love single ladies smiley grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Bg's End Time Joke 2 by larride(m): 10:01pm On Sep 28, 2013
Miss prettie: lwkm
this is d joke! grin
angry angry angry angry
TV/Movies › Re: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by larride(m): 9:59pm On Sep 28, 2013
Good night
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Ladies, Make Una Rate Me (pic) by larride(m): 8:57pm On Sep 28, 2013
Lord forgive me for wasting my mb on this thread. I will never disobey u again angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Gbagbo Fan Thread by larride(m): 8:54pm On Sep 28, 2013
Where is that girl called ajibel when you need him/her tongue tongue angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Bg's End Time Joke 2 by larride(m): 8:50pm On Sep 28, 2013
Nice one BG, I actually cried angry angry
TV/Movies › Re: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by larride(m): 8:35pm On Sep 28, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Engagement no be marriage ni. It's breakable......



when he realisea i'm his heart throb grin[/quote]tongue tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by larride(m): 8:30pm On Sep 28, 2013
The problem is that Moyes is gambling a lot. He should find his strongest 11 and start playing them so that they can gel together. Its so obvious that Ferdinard is over-expired and should just be left on the bench as experienced player. Why didn't Rafael play today? Why keep using a makeshift right back when our BEST right back is fully fit. Moyes really needs to get his act together and start playing our strongest eleven. Even SAF don't joke with his defense. Always play a regular back four so that they can gel and play together. Moyes abeg, get it right.
TV/Movies › Re: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by larride(m): 8:12pm On Sep 28, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Be nice to me, i could be your wife tomorrow cry[/quote]shocked shocked shocked but I heard Mynd is engaged
TV/Movies › Re: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by larride(m): 7:51pm On Sep 28, 2013
Good evening ladies and gents tongue
Romance › Re: If A Lady Is Eager To Visit A Guy... by larride(m): 8:14am On Sep 28, 2013
I laugh in ijaw tongue tongue tongue una dey try give this k-legged albino advice? shocked
TV/Movies › Re: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by larride(m): 8:09am On Sep 28, 2013
Good morning ladies and gents.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Jose Mourinho Cried After Being Snubbed By Man Utd by larride(op): 7:51am On Sep 28, 2013
Spanish journalist Diego Torres has claimed that
Jose Mourinho cried upon learning that he had been snubbed for the Manchester United job.

The Portuguese coach, who at the time was on his
way out of Real Madrid, had long been rumoured to
be a contender to replace Sir Alex Ferguson once he
eventually retired.

However, David Moyes got the job on the
recommendation of the legendary Scot, something
which El Pais writer Torres says caused Mourinho
"terrible disbelief".

"Mourinho... thought that Ferguson was, besides his
ally, also his friend and godfather," he wrote in his
new book Prepare to Lose: the Mourinho Era. "He
was convinced that they were tied by a relationship
of genuine trust.

"He thought that his fabulous collection of titles
constituted an 'endorsement' unreachable to any
other contenders. When he knew that Ferguson had
chosen Moyes, the Everton coach, he was struck by
a terrible disbelief: 'Moyes hadn't won absolutely
anything!'

"Mourinho wouldn't stop calling [his sports agency
Gestifute]. His 'interlocutors' had heard him sob
loudly and they were spreading the word. The most
feared man in the company was crushed."

Mourinho returned as manager of Chelsea in June.

www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/man-utd/news/mourinho-cried-after-man-utd-snub_107442.html


Na so he pain Mourinho oo sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 3 by larride(m): 9:42pm On Sep 27, 2013
angry angry angry angry I'm very disappointed

You should be deported to westgate mall in kenya for 3weeks
Jokes Etc › Re: Pls Marry Me by larride(m): 9:38pm On Sep 27, 2013
Please marry him shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos Funny Bus-stop(s). by larride(m): 9:37pm On Sep 27, 2013
Plaster bus-stop
Jokes Etc › Re: Bin Gbagbo Fan Thread by larride(m): 9:35pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Honestly,it was Bin but I'm so happy he has been caught,he even confessed rap.ing the girl
*pulls him closer and whispers into his ear;
BIN confessed that he went through the girl up to 20 times*[/quote]Falls from iroko tree shocked shocked shocked shocked
TV/Movies › Re: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by larride(m): 9:32pm On Sep 27, 2013
What's trending here?
TV/Movies › Re: TV/Movies Chat Room - "THE CINEMA GUEST LOUNGE" by larride(m): 8:41pm On Sep 27, 2013
Good evening. Is there any space for me here? smiley

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