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PretiEbony: dat won't be a miracle sha... Imagine my face appears on 5,000 naira note

Yes dear, that can't be a miracle because you will be my first lady when I become president in 2015

PretiEbony: Erm...where is diz lecturer na?

Hey sweetie, how was your day? You got a bb, let's ping

Yes (1 samuel 25: 14 - 35)
Do you believe me?

That is very possible
Imagine I com win 2015 presidential election

ebamma: i can see that being an idiot is my talent,I will keep on displaying

Indeed, you are an idiot

[quote author=bashy_demy]That will be a suicide

Imagine a slap through your PC or Phone[/quote]Dat one no be miracle na die be dat
Imagine I impeach President Jonathan

PretiEbony: i'm preewdy gud.....missed u too

Happy sunday, did u go to church?

OPEYEMI AD: na God save u, my plan 4u is to ask dat my friend to send me d video tape. From there we use it to make money from u

No mind that invigilator, him life dey my hand, make him do anyhow, we go finish ham ni, how u dey jare?

ebamma: i can see that foolishness is your god keep on worshipping

Whereas ignorance is your own watchword abi? Mumu

Yes
Did you go to church today?

No
Do you think jackpot is a female?

PretiEbony: hey! Mr man, jst sharrap and do wat he wants. Mind you, he can make you loose your career with that video tape

That's my Angel, I have missed you so much dearie, how are you?

You expel me and your career is over

Who is this amoeba?

CrazyMan: Revives her and takes good care of her.

She eventually dumps larride and falls in love with me

Kidnap her and make her falls in love with me again

CrazyMan: Ah so you were videoing me in my office

Alright give me the tape and you would have an A in my course


Keep that your small p r i c k one side cos I'm not sharing vicky with you.


Hey young lady come back. If you leave this hall, I would give you an F in this course

But em....you're very beautiful I can still change my mind you know

Are you high on some strong mary j? You wan bleep my angel (prettyebony) abi? Na kill I go kill you, if dem born u well, make u no give me and prettyebony A+, you know I got strong evidence, I fit finish your career, ediot invigilator

No
Have you tasted your fluid before?

jackpot: shattap over dia, you boobsqee's arse sniffer!

Sharap over dia, ediot he-goat

See this retarded pig dey call person fool, agama lizard

CrazyMan: adjusting my belt

Calm down young man, You know vicky failed my course. So she being a wise girl gave me what I wanted in order to have a distintion in my course.

So like I said earlier the price of success isn't cheap. adjust glassess you see, the country is bad so we have to fend for ourselves. Kindly pay the sume of .................. And I would give you and A and we forget about the incident of vicky. What say you?

Are you okay at all? Make I pay you? Me wey don dey video una since, oya, I must go my 3 round unless I go report you to the authority, comot for road jor

***STILL ERECTS******

No, why when weed dey ground
You watch man u match?

No
Can't you go to the chat thread?

Whereisthismod@frontpage.com

*****dives into the ocean to save her, she wakes up, sees me as an hero and falls in love with me*****

[quote author=~vicky~]NO

Are you crying?[/quote]Cry for wetin? For ya mind abi? Church mouse

Yes
Do you like me?

Vicky, is it by force? I'm not interested

Imagine I become sultan of sokoto

Have u taken your pills today? Church rat

You know its your funeral if you slap mopol inside barrack

Wetin u dey think im.becile