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For the headline: PRIDE
Context: STALE (Copy & Paste)
Joke Grading: F

Remark: you are so daft.

Punishment: 78hrs ban from Joke section

As cute as Larride

Nice one, I enjoy it.

[quote author=~vicky~] [/quote]Slaps her angrily

[quote author=~vicky~] ......



speak English my friend[/quote]OTONDO

[quote author=~vicky~]Yes ...( and you are included)

this shd be moved to forum games section yes/no [/quote]No
I enjoy it being in the joke section
Do you think I like you?

[quote author=~vicky~]laffing my arse off..............
oya Mr JOJO ARMANI/Larride come pack am sharp sharp

see as the toilets they smell.....no maintenance

dirty people [/quote]Stop it my friend, shey I dey work for here ni, stop it jor

@OP, nice one

Lagusta, why u no accept the job now?

OPEYEMI AD: that will be a miracle
imagine if Jonathan contest for 2015

Dat one no be miracle
Imagine I wake up tomorrow being a billionaire

THIEF

I go just wake up from my dream...simple

Yes, I'm rich in bed.
You wanna test me?

bunmioguns: *staggers into the toilet, meets d toilet locked, calls on d attendant, no answer. . .removes his agbada, and removes nylon frm his pocket, sits down confortably in front of the toilet, poo inside d nylon, feels refresh. .drop 5 naira on d poo and leaves

Badt guy I laff sotey I mistakenly press my pastor wife breast

Okay, make I forgive you now, bring me cold two bottles of sharwama and a hot plate of heineken

swtchicgurl: I

Am

dumb!

dumber!

dumbest!

Really?

No
Do you like it?

ekeroyal: Prickly pair

It is no longer news that Mikuz and Bigvijina are now man and wife. The unfortunate part is that Mikuz is paying a price placed by Bin.

Mikuz was rushed to a hospital a couple of days back by Otooro after he called Otooro to complain that his new wife (bigvijina) had a rat in
her *hole that always bit him while trying to enjoy himself. After Mikuz reached the hospital, he again narrated the same story to the doctor.
Finally, bigvijina was brought for examination and it was discovered a surgical blade was around her prostate gland.

Investigation shows that Bin had Bigvijina as his lovepeddler for nearly a decade, and during this period she was subjected to various means
of terminating pregnancies. The last to happen involved a surgical procedure, where Bin ended up forgetting a surgical blade inside her.

May Allah deliver us from Bin.

Na you sabi

Onyewarri: how i go take answer yes or no 4 dis one. C.o.w. U agree?

No
Are you a fool?

Nice one but it should have been in the literature section

Na yoke be this?

Oya, make he dey come

Jojo Armani: No.
Can i ask u to go and sleep?

No
What are you doing awake yourself?

bright007: ..why u dey vex like this...abi u don smoke igbo and coke mixed together?

Sharap jor.....

When this bar go open sef? Mtchew....

BIGVAJINA: how much is watery poo?

Can we yansh in room 4?

Babycoleen: Laffin ma f**kin ass out ;DLaffin ma f**kin ass out

Hehehehehehehehe, make I help you pack your ass wella

Hassan9786: You all need some hot Yoruba.
Do you think I like groundnut

Yes, because you like drinking garri

Do you think garri is good for your health?

Jojo Armani: truth dey pain. Why u dey waste much time in de toilet weneva ur ggay partner is around. Secondly why u dey always wait for dat extreme toilet (room 4)?

JoJo, I dey tell you now ooo, I fit make bin sack you ooo, take ya time and just enjoy your time.

I laugh sotey I press my brother wife br.east

No, do you think I like girls?

bright007: sharap!u this bush pig.... king...even bincrakpo self na neebiw because all of una never collect mmbe from king...

Sharap..... OTONDO

You come open this kind of thread...you don dey madt