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^ dat one na theif
Imagine victor valdes collecting world best keeper

Mowe/Ibafo

Iboko - (only God knows d meaning)
Sefun-Elede - (pigs village)
Sefun-Ota - (enemies village)
Papa - (its sounds like father but the meaning is plain field)
Orimerunmu - (only God knows d meaning)
Olowoporoku - (rich man has killed death)
Olowotedo - (rich man has settled)
Pakuro - (break groundnut)
Lotto
Loburo
Imedu-nla
Imedu-alase

Rextab.... Use more grease to your photocopier machine but I laff sha

Nice collections of old jokes kip it up

I go just sleep back again

[quote author=~vicky~]DRY...........LIKE STOCK FISH [/quote]Like those dry oranges wey dey your chest abi?

You dey mind that ashawo guy?

nne3870: what is fainting u? Beta wake up and enjoy ur punishment

No worry, him no fit escape ham

Garri no get advert but he dey sell pass noodles
To smoke weed, you no need registration
Condom no get advert but he dey sell pass inhaler
Kuli Kuli no get advert but he dey sell pass sugar
Pepper no get advert but he dey sell pass dettol
Nairaland no get advert but he don dey over facebook

Oya drop ur own

OLEKU tell me something wey I no fit do

^ are you alright...confused she-goat

That will be a miracle
Imagine I impregnate 3 ladies all together @ the same time

Guy u dey okay at all?

booqee: ^^Excluding me! Larride is your president.(of mad pple association)

And you are the vice-president

According the law says a suspect is not guilty until found so. How will I now be sentenced to death by hanging just because I farted in the court. Judge vicky don't forget that I have the video tape of you and bunmioguns wey una dey bleep each oda inside courtroom, you better reconsider if the video tape is released, sorry for you. Judge gbagbo you know I have your own video tape also, do you want me to tell you what it is also? make una reconsider that judgement now or we are going down together.

It seems you are not getting better at all, maybe you need to visit bin gbagbo memorial hospital

OLD......STALE..........RECYCLED

You are hereby sentenced to 3months imprisonment with ferocious hard labor at Donkollione prison

Eddiot

No
Do you think I care?

That's a miracle
Imagine Cristiano Ronaldo discovers that he's a Nigerian

bright007: [size=30pt]where is d joke [/size]

In your hairy anus

PretiEbony: Mr larride, cum n show ur power hia.

But I can't fight you honey

Why u no ask ham urself?

Why u go pair me and my wife together?

I won't do that because I'm a gentleman

[quote author=~vicky~]
Idiotic persona [/quote]I'm still not interested.

Hell NO
Do you think it can impress us?

I'm not interested *walks out of thread feeling cool with himself*

That awkward moment where u are intimidating a girl with your bb torch 1 while she brought out her own bb bold 7

I'm representing myself.

obowunmi: Wetin he do u

Don't mind dat girl, she's having a crush on me

[quote author=~vicky~]WTF!!!what are you doing here? [/quote]Example of dem bitches

Yes
Is yours working?