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Because of fuel scarcity then people invented a sawdust powered stove it was called 'stove abacha' after the military tyrant. I remembered that he gave Nigerians the option of returning to democracy only if he would be allowed to contest the elections and metamorphosise from a military dictator to a civilian president come October 1, 1998. But God disposes his plans less than 4 months to fruition . in fact, many believed that still allow a transition come October. I was still a boy then but could vividly recall the joy i felt 17 years ago upon hearing from my palito earphones that Abacha is dead. I ran back home with a joyful heart to celebrate the good news with people at home cos i was sent on an errand but did not deliver it before running back. it was that bad then that even little children felt it. We're expecting Abiola 's mandate to be returned to him before the unfortunate incident that happened in 7/7/98. So sad

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Ah ah! Which kain thing be this nah, you know, I was actually thinking the poor lady would have been unbanned before this thread gets to page 2 but here we are again, kilode? By the way was the moderator high before he moved this thread to FP? And people are complaining here since you guys were just insensitive to their cries. Seun, do something, Lalasticlala and the rest pls look into the matter. Shalom

Not until one of the trekkers die on the road before this madness stops

Saw this funny video about a very obedient servant. I cant just stop laughing! Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWhABV8K3WA

Na this one be real sexy Momma! :D3D

3D tattoos but I don't like tattos.









in other news, my signature ;D3D

Our family land in Ogun state is very rich in limestone and I'm willing to start mining activities on the land. However, I'm not sure of how to go about it, the paper works, the land is not surveyed would that be necessary before mining the resources on it? How can I get buyers for the limestone, how do I get employees to work on the land, are there other professionals apart from Geologists that would be needed? All these I want to know and I'm also calling on whomever had knowledge about this sector or/and may be willing to partner with the family to get this done to pls contact me via franclarex008@gmail.com or 07037118718. So that we can discuss business and 'chop' together instead of these resources wasting away. I'll appreciate any assistance/ information provided here to make this a reality

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Noloss:
Evev b4 I open d thread I know say na Ogun State.

Gbam! Same here, having gone through the length and breadth of the state(my state if origin actually) I made this bold statement years ago that OGUN STATE NOT ONLY HAVE TGE HIGHEST NUMBER OF UNIVERSITIES BUT HIGHER INSTITUTIONS IN GENERAL. the list of the polytechnics in the state is almost endless, I mean which other state have more than 3 state polytechnics if in not mistaken I think apart from MAPOLY, Ojere, there are four other state owned ICT polytechnics in Itori, Igbesa,Saapade and I think Mowe(not sure).There is also Allover Central Polytechnic in Sango/Ota and Grace Polytechnic in Ijebu. Those are the two private polytechnics I know (may be more) All in all, Ogun State alone should have close to 30 higher institutions ... interesting

SweetWJ:
And am here to disprove u as a married man dat we suffer more than u who doesnt have women. Need proof?

I need proof

Laugh wan kill me o! Eko e Maya yo... Oluwatikayode

FrancisTony:
Jide Kosoko is actually active in English movie but Odunlade Odukola is No.

What about Sola Shobowale?

..and, why is that most of them hail from Lagos state, or does it mean other south-western states lack an education.

And you obviously had AN education

Omolabake Private School Limited, Sango. It was the. Limited' part that got me seriously loling

What about John Dumelo nah?

ItsAnderson:
Nice


You deserve it...

LOL, deserve what?

I stumbled across this, and I decided to share it with you guys, enjoy!

1. Melbourne, Austrailia

Mel-BORN (Wrong)
Melb'n (Right)


2. Bangkok, Thailand

BANG-kok (Wrong)
Bahng-Gawk (Right)


3. Beijing, China

Bay-zhhhing (Wrong)
Bey-Jing (Right)


4. Colombia

Co-LUM-bee-a (Wrong)
Co-LOHM-bee-a (Right)


5. Lafayette, USA

Lah-FEY-et (Wrong)
Laff-EE-yet (Right)


6. Iraq

EYE-rack (Wrong)
ee-ROCK (Right)


7. Dubai, UAE

Doo-BYE (Wrong)
Du-BAY (Right)


8. Brisbane, Australia

Bris-BAYNE (Wrong)
Bris'bn (Right)


9. Helena, USA

Hel-AY-na (Wrong)
HELL-en-a (Right)


10. Reykjavik, Iceland

RAKE-ja-vik (Wrong)
REY-kya-vik (Right)


11. Niger

NYE-jer (Wrong)
nee-ZHAIR (Right)


12. The River Thames, UK

THAYms (Wrong)
TEMs (Right)


13. Phuket, Thailand

Foo-kit/ Fuh-ket (Wrong)
Poo-get (Right)


14. Worcestershire, UK

Woe-chester-shyr (Wrong)
Wusta-sheer (Right)


15. Qatar

Kah-TAR (Wrong)
Kuh-Ter (Right)


16. Via Dolorosa, Jerusalem

Vee-ya-DEL-A-Ro-sa (Wrong)
Vee-ya-DOLL-o-Ro-sa (Right)


17. Versailles, France

Ver-SAYLZ (Wrong)
Ver-SYE (Right)


18. Yosemite, USA

Yo-SE-mi-nee/ Yo-se-MIGHT (Wrong)
Yoh-seh-mi-tee (Right)


19. Montreal, Canada

MON-tree-ALL (Wrong)
MUN-tree-all (Right)


20. La Jolla, USA

La-JOL-LA (Wrong)
La-HOY-a (Right)


21. Pakistan

PAK-huh-Stan/ PAK-ee-Stan (Wrong)
PAH-kee-Stahn (Right)


22. Kissimmee, USA

KISS-a-mee (Wrong)
Ka-SIM-mee (Right)


23.Worcester, UK

WOR-ches-ter/ WOR-sess-ter (Wrong)
WOOS-ter (Right)


24. Budapest, Hungary

Boo-da-PEST (Wrong)
Boo-da-PESHT (Right)

Source:http://www.omgfacts.com/lists/18008/You-Probably-Never-Knew-How-Silly-You-Sounded-While-Trying-To-Say-The-Names-Of-These-Cities

is it still available?

pacesetter939:
GEJ certainly deserve a re-election for using the military (Brig. Gen. Momoh & and his boys) to rig him (Fayose) back to office.

His party will apologise to Baba on this advert because Peter Ayodele Fayose has for sure, lost his sanity.

Like seriously... maybe he's high on some cheap crap

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thanks

As soon as I see the topic I know it must be a Yoruba man, we don't carry this age matter for head too much . I'm Yoruba so I know what I'm saying

mytime24:
pls wat's gbiyanju

Gbiyanju means try.

Funny people ! I'll check out the app later in the day

drnoel:
But that's the point. U just made my point 4 me. The people in Canada that froze to death did so cos temperature fell to under -15 °C, now that I can understand. But in jos where the coldest temp is normally above 10 °C, I find it hard to stomach but then again it's ur opinion.

It's not just my opinion , people actually froze to death/ were killed by cold after bathing with cold water. Can't you see other posters attesting to it? by the way the coldest temperature here is not above 10°C , if it were, we would be much happier

FLYGERIAN91:
he probably didnt know how to put it.... I think he meant died of excess cold..... I heard of that story too some years back... It was over PRTV news...

Bros no mind am nah oversabi dey do am, when I said they froze to death does that mean that they became ice? if course not but if cold kill person no b say he freeze die? Just help me tell am well

thimbook2:
jOS, ah friggin Jos! Can't 4get jos in a hurry? City earned my max respect back in NYSC orientation days when some dude went and dropped moffuggin' DEAD in the camp bathroom!

We couldn't say exactly when he died but he was pronounced DOA at the General hospital they took him to sha, cause of death? Hypothermia, Pneumonia or some cold shyt'e like that...Jos i hail o!

That Bros wey dey talk say Jos cold no fit kill person if you try bathing with cold water here ehn , you go just kpai. Sebi you see someone here confirming it bah?

100Cents:
I challenge you on number 4. I actually dated a lady who baths with cold water during this season in Jos and kaduna.

She was born during harmattan in Kaduna which shares the same temperatures with Jos.

Hmm she must b a superwoman and I've not met anyone like that. In fact when I newly got here last summer I used to bath with cold water but when I fell sick, the first question everyone is asking is that hope you're not bathing with cold water sha? In summer o!