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Romance › Re: My Best Friend Mum Is Falling love(lust) With Me by LarrySun(m): 12:54pm On Feb 19, 2015

falconey:
the gay I meant is HOMO not BEING HAPPY......kindly change the P to B in LIPIDO. Goodluck

I thought as much. I am not a gay. Sorry to disappoint you. I'm sure you'll find one if you keep searching.

Phones › Re: [] Post Your Android Phone Problems Here And Get A Solution[] by LarrySun(m): 11:29am On Feb 19, 2015

post=30875452:
how did this start?

It started by doing that every once or twice each time I tried to switch the phone on. Now, it's not even loading the home page anymore. It just displays the Tecno name without going past that.

Literature › Re: The Book Of Death by LarrySun(m): 10:53am On Feb 19, 2015

At a time I could not continue reading, I was laughing so hard, and a few times I laughed myself into a painful stomachache. It is only Ishilove who can blend cartoon characters into such a uproarious product of mirth as The Book of Death.

All comparisons fail to capture the originality of this work (the constant reference the address and deposition of hot urine on the unfortunate Pinky make me laugh out so loud). This narrative is a panoramic comedy of gargantuan proportions and it is currently my funniest story of the year. There is a touch of genius about what this brilliant lady has created; one will have to travel to the lairs of Ishilove to find so cutting a work of humour.

Your diction and careful choice of words have always humbled me on a large scale. You inspire me a lot, ma'am. God bless you. You're just too much!

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Literature › Re: Frustrated - A Comedy by LarrySun(m): 10:26am On Feb 19, 2015

Lol!

Travel › Re: We Pay Between 300 - 500 Naira To Enter Nigeria – Illegal Immigrants (Pictured) by LarrySun(m): 10:18am On Feb 19, 2015

Horladortune:
Even your self esteem is so low and that made you a very dumb niqqa. So I'm bold to say to you that "You are foolish bro"

Okay. Can you kindly tell me what I did wrong to deserve the insult?

Romance › Re: My Best Friend Mum Is Falling love(lust) With Me by LarrySun(m): 10:16am On Feb 19, 2015

falconey:
yeah lipido....are you gay?

It depends on your definition of 'gay'.

Well, I know of the word 'libido', but your 'lipido' is a strange word to me. Can you kindly tell me what it means?

Literature › Re: The Broken Oath - A Short Story by LarrySun(m): 10:12am On Feb 19, 2015

Nice story.

However, you need to interprete those incantations. Your punctuation marks should be carefully chosen, too.

The name 'Orisaye' reminds me of the half-mad woman in the play 'Women of Owu'.

Phones › Re: [] Post Your Android Phone Problems Here And Get A Solution[] by LarrySun(m): 9:53am On Feb 19, 2015

My Tecno D1 does not boot! It only displays the Tecno logo and stops there.

Crime › Re: Indian Man Plans Own Kidnap & Demands N10M Ransom by LarrySun(m): 9:44am On Feb 19, 2015

He believed the numerous Bollywood movie he had been watching could work on us. Nigerians don't carry last.

Not even Amitab Bacchan, Dharmendra or Shar ruh Khan would dare pull such trick.

Family › Re: Mistake by LarrySun(m): 9:39am On Feb 19, 2015

Well, it could actually be an innocent font style.

Literature › Re: Just For Fun: Ten Idioms That Don't Necessarily Hold True These Days by LarrySun(m): 9:32am On Feb 19, 2015

Well, basically, number three did not change; it has always been 'Cut your coat according to your cloth', it's only the ignorant who say it otherwise.

And number four is actually 'You can't have your cake and eat it', a strange idiom that has always confused me.

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Family › Re: I Need Your Response, I'm Confuse by LarrySun(m): 9:25am On Feb 19, 2015

This is so sad. I'm not a lawyer. I can only beg the moderators to move this to front page for the public to read and, possibly, help.

I pray you get back the money, and may your brother's gentle soul rest in peace.

Cc: Seun, Ishilove, Obinoscopy.

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Politics › Re: Sahara Reporters Publisher, Sowore, Says Pres. Jonathan Is The “Chief Murderer” by LarrySun(m): 9:08am On Feb 19, 2015

SuperSuave:
I dey cum

You are cumming? Weird.

Romance › Re: Things A Woman Should Never Do For Her Man by LarrySun(m): 9:04am On Feb 19, 2015

Do not trust him with your female best friend! Temptation can arise.

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Romance › Re: My Best Friend Mum Is Falling love(lust) With Me by LarrySun(m): 8:44am On Feb 19, 2015

falconey:
OP I understand your pain although it took my 56minutes 23seconds to understand those words...........anyway you are in charge of your lipido use it wisely bro

Lipido?

Romance › Re: My Best Friend Mum Is Falling love(lust) With Me by LarrySun(m): 8:43am On Feb 19, 2015

Terrible grammar. I can hardly decipher this balderdash.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: dear romancelanders: my apology to those i have insulted by LarrySun(m): 8:37am On Feb 19, 2015

Emmeritus:
I'm not yet a Literature section writer,as much as I'd love to be;but i'v been an avid follower of d section for a while.

God bless you, sir.

Politics › Re: The Full Meaning Of The NAIRA by LarrySun(m): 8:35am On Feb 19, 2015

The OP must have been high on opium to have written something this ridiculous.

Crime › Re: Millionaire Kills Gateman For Opening Gate Too Slowly by LarrySun(m): 8:25am On Feb 19, 2015

[quote author=torhuke post=30870212][/quote]Lol! Be like me? Why?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: dear romancelanders: my apology to those i have insulted by LarrySun(m): 8:23am On Feb 19, 2015

Emmeritus:
M fine sir nd U?

I'm likewise good. I was surprised to be known here by you. I checked your profile to see if you were a Literature Section writer but you have not created any thread. I'm curious, sir.

Travel › Re: We Pay Between 300 - 500 Naira To Enter Nigeria – Illegal Immigrants (Pictured) by LarrySun(m): 8:17am On Feb 19, 2015*

So, some people still consider Nigeria a country with better opportunities than theirs? This is good news, as sad as it is.

God bless Nigeria.
God bless Nigerians.

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Crime › Re: Millionaire Kills Gateman For Opening Gate Too Slowly by LarrySun(m): 8:11am On Feb 19, 2015

Many millionaires are mentally deranged. I'll always may more visits to the psychiatrists when I become rich. I don't want to end up ramming my Ferrari on my gatekeeper for being clumsy, or stabbing my cook for a half-done shawarma, or screwing the hot housemaid for bending over.

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Culture › Re: I Don't Have A Favorite Colour by LarrySun(m): 8:00am On Feb 19, 2015

Nuges, you write so beautifully ('We Bled Together' is a collosal masterpiece). And I love your perspectives about things. I marvel at the clay by which your intellectual idol is moulded.

From what you've scribbled here, I can safely say that you're not only a brilliant writer of prose but also someone with deep poetic sense. I'm sure awesome poets like OMA4U and Texanomaly would agree with me.

Bless you, sir.

Cheers!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: dear romancelanders: my apology to those i have insulted by LarrySun(m): 7:43am On Feb 19, 2015

Emmeritus:
My boss what are u doung here?I thought u only do literature

I was checking the 'New' threads and came across this. How are you, sir?

Literature › Re: A Short Story- Blood And Water by LarrySun(m): 12:49am On Feb 19, 2015

kay29000:
Well, that is why it is a suspense romance SHORT STORY...Not a novella, or a Novel. Thanks for the feedback anyway.

I rest my case, if that is how you write your own 'short stories'.

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Literature › Re: A Short Story- Blood And Water by LarrySun(m): 11:26pm On Feb 18, 2015

The story ended too abruptly. It could become a masterpiece of you could continue the story. Tell us about Susan and how she came to become a cultist. How did Helen become Mark's half-sister? There are so many questions hanging.

You're a nice writer, but this story ended disappointingly.

Feed us more. Thanks.

Romance › Re: Ur Galfrnd Raped In Ur Presence,fight Or Submission by LarrySun(m): 11:09pm On Feb 18, 2015

It depends on how many robbers and how armed they are.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: dear romancelanders: my apology to those i have insulted by LarrySun(m): 11:06pm On Feb 18, 2015

I thought this thread was all about apology and forgiveness and making up, but it seems the reverse is the case here; I see people throwing vile expletives around. We put out one fire, ten others ignite. sad

I wish there could be more love and...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: dear romancelanders: my apology to those i have insulted by LarrySun(m): 10:59pm On Feb 18, 2015

missclassy:

But seriously the girl is just joking. I don't think someone like her can just change overnight

I don't believe she's that terrible. Even you, I'm curious about. Your past few posts have not been entirely polite.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: dear romancelanders: my apology to those i have insulted by LarrySun(m): 10:53pm On Feb 18, 2015

missclassy:
It seems you don't know who ireneony is.
She is just craving attention. She is not being apologetic at all.
If you doubt me, quote her post in a fairly rude way tomorrow, you would be surprised by her reaction

Really? Wow! You just made me feel like I've braced up my muscle to pick up a heavy bag only to discover that there's nothing in it. If you catch my mixed simile.

Cool signature by the way.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: dear romancelanders: my apology to those i have insulted by LarrySun(m): 10:42pm On Feb 18, 2015

I admire your maturity.

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