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Fatalveli:You make me blush, Fatalveli. ![]() I see that Mizmycoly possesses enough gummy saliva to seal the envelope of appealing grammatical constructions. And I'm not surprised that the Philistines who go about shearing the locks of Samson-grammatical would perch their sphincters on the pews of wanting lexicons and judge the tribes of Israel. But sometimes, it is cool to sit base and watch barbarians talk; for they are only gifted at kissing the Blarney Stones. Because nature has fed them too much beans, they suffer flatulence and fart at the mouth. Their lugubrious mien pulls at my heartstring. ![]() Cheers! ![]() |
The publicity is unnecessary. |
It's better to leave him than to kill him. The marriage is still fresh; you can call it off now, to hell with what people may say. It's evident that you've married the wrong man. There is someone out there who will treat you better. You can't be a slave to this kind of vicious stereotype. Rather than be a convict, just end the marriage. Yes, some people may think it's easier said than done, but when it's done, you'll become whole again and have that peace of mind that buffalo is denying you. You should have suspected this promiscuity in your husband even before getting married to him, but many of us a usually victims of blind love. Tell him you would leave if he didn't stop his infidelity; if he insists, just end the marriage, I beg of you. No man is worth your freedom. Just my little advice. Well, things may be more complicated than I see it anyway. I'm single, so what the hell do I know about marital life? Cheers! |
Seun is such a calm young man. His modesty is a virtue I respect in him; he takes every accusation thrown at him with mature equanimity. That's a quality many of us need, but lack. See him smiling at the crass stup*dity of the OP's doggerel. It is easy for us to find faults in public personalities. Let the saints cast the stone. The OP's challenge is an elementary display of his monumental fatuity. Well, it is better to sit base and watch the barbarian make a complete marsupial of himself. |
I don't think so. Some babies have been ugly right from heaven. |
emmyw:It's evident that you don't know an insult when you see one. |
Isn't that my grandma? What a sad coincidence? ![]() |
The country's economy drops and he's happy. ![]() |
She's abso-freaking-lutely beautiful! |
santos876:It's a pity that this post and its poster can only boast of the bankruptcy of their banal exhortations. |
Sarimah:That's because I'm the groom. ![]() |
OP, you didn't tell us what you did last night. |
Dear OP, I'm currently too busy to turn over a pile of junk in the bid to search for a cat that has gone rogue. Kindly find the cat yourself. Thank you. Larry Sun. |
kestolove95:I'm sorry for the statement; but you shouldn't have been tribalistic about your experience. The Yorubas would consider your statement an insult. I'm sorry, please forgive me. |
The religious fanatics keep feeding us the same old horseshit and calling it sugar! |
kestolove95:Irony of life: a dumb statement from an intelligent human being. ![]() |
God of mercy!!! This is the combination of wedding anniversary, naming ceremony and funeral! Wedding...The Bride! Naming...The Baby!! Funeral...The Groom!!! *Notice the mourners in the background* |
Adding to Vantee's corrections, the OP should endeavour to utilise the 'space' button after every punctuation mark (e.g., comma and full stop). Nice story. |
Whatever is going on here? |
Seun:Many of us appreciate your efforts at fighting plagiarism. Thank you. If disabling the 'copy and paste' could work on all the browsers, then you could go ahead and disable the 'Quote' button; although even that would not stop a determined plagiarist who could get his pen and paper to write out the works and type them. Still, disabling 'copy and paste' would go a very long way at curbing a large part of this copyright infringement issue. Even if the protection cannot be placed on all the browsers, you may allow it on such major web browers as Opera, UC, Mozilla and Chrome. May God reward your efforts. |
VanTee20:That I am a wonderful writer like Vantee20's mentor is a great honour. As a matter of fact, there are times when I wish I could write as superbly as he does. Vantee20 has mentioned some great people here; and they'll definitely give their constructive criticisms. Kezzykeziah should consider herself lucky. *And, she, another brilliant writer, joins the league!* God bless everybody. ![]() |
Seun, disabling the 'Quote' button would not make any difference to the plagiarists. In short, most plagiarists do not even quote; they directly copy and paste. |
A very nice story; but you need to do something about those punctuations and some of the sentence constructions. Truly a nice job. Well done, sir. #Ayamlarrysun ![]() |
Whitemosquito, Stuff46, Theorbiters, D9ty7, Fatalveli, you guys complacently paltered with the truth about me. Phew! You swung the hyperbolic pendulum a little bit too fast for the clock's capacity of telling the time. Who am I? I am nothing but an eunuch of language; a mere butcher, imbruing my own phalanges in the bowels of orthography. I am just a discarded arch-heretic in pronunciation; a pitch-pipe of affected emphasis; a nail-hammerer, who only aims at mortising the awkward joint of jarring sentences; a squeaking dissonance of cadence; a love-vendor of gender; a scape-gallow from the land of syntax; a scavenger of mood and tense; a murderous accoucheur of infant learning; an 'ignis fatuus', misleading of benighted ignorance; the senile pickle-herring in the puppet show of nonsense; an eccentric critic of ostentatious esteem; and the overly sharp decibel among the harpists' plectrums. ![]() Drnoel, that word you claimed is not the longest in English; there is a plethora of longer words even in the dictionary. Cheers! |
Irony of life. I admire the woman's courage. It is a strong person who would do what she did. I would not do it. My father's jailer could be my sworn enemy; especially if I knew that my father didn't deserve such fate. |
A f*cking eunuch... But where is the oxymoron in 'the ox is a mor*n'? |
Mods, kindly unban D9ty7. |
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