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RomanceRe: If God Is Willing To Make You A VIRGIN Again, Will You Accept? by LarrySun(m): 9:47pm On Feb 15, 2015
Fatalveli:
I just read all of these post and I must say I find no fault in what Mizmycoli stated, infact it has everything to do with virginity. Falconey just felt she was derailing because of the grammar, had it been she had expressed her thoughts in pidgin, this wouldn't have happened.

I can express my thoughts in whichever way I like, be it pidgin or grammar, falconey can you please do me a favour. "Go to literature section and read all of larrysun's work. I'm sure you will be convinced that anybody can choose to write anyhow he/she likes.
You make me blush, Fatalveli. smiley

I see that Mizmycoly possesses enough gummy saliva to seal the envelope of appealing grammatical constructions. And I'm not surprised that the Philistines who go about shearing the locks of Samson-grammatical would perch their sphincters on the pews of wanting lexicons and judge the tribes of Israel.

But sometimes, it is cool to sit base and watch barbarians talk; for they are only gifted at kissing the Blarney Stones. Because nature has fed them too much beans, they suffer flatulence and fart at the mouth. Their lugubrious mien pulls at my heartstring. sad

Cheers! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: TV Personality Denrele Edun Visits Goldie's Grave 2yrs After Her Death(photos) by LarrySun(m): 11:25am On Feb 15, 2015
The publicity is unnecessary.
FamilyRe: Please I Need Your Advice I Feel Like Killing My Husband by LarrySun(m): 11:17am On Feb 15, 2015
It's better to leave him than to kill him. The marriage is still fresh; you can call it off now, to hell with what people may say. It's evident that you've married the wrong man. There is someone out there who will treat you better. You can't be a slave to this kind of vicious stereotype.

Rather than be a convict, just end the marriage. Yes, some people may think it's easier said than done, but when it's done, you'll become whole again and have that peace of mind that buffalo is denying you.

You should have suspected this promiscuity in your husband even before getting married to him, but many of us a usually victims of blind love.

Tell him you would leave if he didn't stop his infidelity; if he insists, just end the marriage, I beg of you. No man is worth your freedom.

Just my little advice. Well, things may be more complicated than I see it anyway. I'm single, so what the hell do I know about marital life?

Cheers!
PoliticsRe: Let's Talk About CEO Of Nairaland.. by LarrySun(m): 12:09am On Feb 14, 2015
Seun is such a calm young man. His modesty is a virtue I respect in him; he takes every accusation thrown at him with mature equanimity. That's a quality many of us need, but lack. See him smiling at the crass stup*dity of the OP's doggerel.

It is easy for us to find faults in public personalities. Let the saints cast the stone. The OP's challenge is an elementary display of his monumental fatuity. Well, it is better to sit base and watch the barbarian make a complete marsupial of himself.
RomanceRe: Does The Term "Baby Face'' Signifies Handsomeness by LarrySun(m): 11:10pm On Feb 13, 2015
I don't think so. Some babies have been ugly right from heaven.
BusinessRe: Wow So Happy, 1 US Dollar=204.3 Naira by LarrySun(m): 9:31pm On Feb 13, 2015
emmyw:
if you really understand what I post you won't be looking for someone to insult,I didn't post it for you please,am not here to insult anyone,and by the way,what can you do about it?I mean the country's economy? Please keep off.
It's evident that you don't know an insult when you see one.
RomanceRe: Valentine Day 1965 (picture) by LarrySun(m): 6:48pm On Feb 13, 2015
Isn't that my grandma?

What a sad coincidence? sad
BusinessRe: Wow So Happy, 1 US Dollar=204.3 Naira by LarrySun(m): 5:52pm On Feb 13, 2015
The country's economy drops and he's happy. sad
CelebritiesRe: Meet World Most Beautiful Woman, 60 Years Old Ms Liu (photos) by LarrySun(m): 3:00pm On Feb 13, 2015
She's abso-freaking-lutely beautiful!
FamilyRe: Bride Breastfeeding Her Child On Wedding Day (pics) by LarrySun(m): 2:40pm On Feb 13, 2015
santos876:
wow....Yorubas always like disgracing nijerians yyyyy.see boobs way de face ground na em u de sample 4 public.mtchweeeeee
It's a pity that this post and its poster can only boast of the bankruptcy of their banal exhortations.
FamilyRe: Bride Breastfeeding Her Child On Wedding Day (pics) by LarrySun(m): 2:36pm On Feb 13, 2015
Sarimah:
not fair grin
That's because I'm the groom. sad
FamilyRe: My Wife Sister Wants To Sleep With Me! by LarrySun(m): 2:34pm On Feb 13, 2015
OP, you didn't tell us what you did last night.
Forum GamesRe: Find The Cat by LarrySun(m): 2:30pm On Feb 13, 2015
Dear OP,

I'm currently too busy to turn over a pile of junk in the bid to search for a cat that has gone rogue.

Kindly find the cat yourself. Thank you.

Larry Sun.
FamilyRe: Bride Breastfeeding Her Child On Wedding Day (pics) by LarrySun(m): 2:26pm On Feb 13, 2015
kestolove95:
guy i'v witness it a lot wen I was in osun...so why dat harsh statemnt?
I'm sorry for the statement; but you shouldn't have been tribalistic about your experience. The Yorubas would consider your statement an insult.

I'm sorry, please forgive me.
Christianity EtcRe: Goliath’s Skull Found In Holy Land! by LarrySun(m): 2:22pm On Feb 13, 2015
The religious fanatics keep feeding us the same old horseshit and calling it sugar!
FamilyRe: Bride Breastfeeding Her Child On Wedding Day (pics) by LarrySun(m): 2:19pm On Feb 13, 2015
kestolove95:
Dix happen allot in western nigeria...it's common among d yorubas
Irony of life: a dumb statement from an intelligent human being. sad
FamilyRe: Bride Breastfeeding Her Child On Wedding Day (pics) by LarrySun(m): 2:16pm On Feb 13, 2015
God of mercy!!! This is the combination of wedding anniversary, naming ceremony and funeral!

Wedding...The Bride!
Naming...The Baby!!
Funeral...The Groom!!!

*Notice the mourners in the background*
LiteratureRe: Eothen-Our losses by LarrySun(m): 11:12pm On Feb 10, 2015
Adding to Vantee's corrections, the OP should endeavour to utilise the 'space' button after every punctuation mark (e.g., comma and full stop).

Nice story.
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LiteratureRe: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by LarrySun(m): 10:43pm On Feb 09, 2015
Whatever is going on here?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by LarrySun(m): 9:46pm On Feb 09, 2015
Seun:
We've also disabled copy and paste but it doesn't work on all browsers. Unfortunately, when it works, infringers can just bypass protection by quoting.
Many of us appreciate your efforts at fighting plagiarism. Thank you.

If disabling the 'copy and paste' could work on all the browsers, then you could go ahead and disable the 'Quote' button; although even that would not stop a determined plagiarist who could get his pen and paper to write out the works and type them. Still, disabling 'copy and paste' would go a very long way at curbing a large part of this copyright infringement issue.

Even if the protection cannot be placed on all the browsers, you may allow it on such major web browers as Opera, UC, Mozilla and Chrome.

May God reward your efforts.
LiteratureRe: Eothen-Our losses by LarrySun(m): 9:25pm On Feb 09, 2015
VanTee20:
Okay let me pull a few strings of errmmm invitation.

Larrysun (my own mentor), Redmosquito, Royver, Therock5555, D9ty7, Whitemosquito, Chistar01, Princesa, Divepen, SammyHoe, TiffanyJ, Stuff46, SexySapphire, Fatalveli, Kinwayne, Aydesmond, Haydot95, Nuges11, Mariemummy, Iebanehita,
Neduzze, Oluwafunmilayo95
Ayo99, Mightyfortress,
Foxyflow, Oyestephen.
That I am a wonderful writer like Vantee20's mentor is a great honour. As a matter of fact, there are times when I wish I could write as superbly as he does.

Vantee20 has mentioned some great people here; and they'll definitely give their constructive criticisms. Kezzykeziah should consider herself lucky.

*And, she, another brilliant writer, joins the league!*

God bless everybody. smiley
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by LarrySun(m): 12:02pm On Feb 09, 2015
Seun, disabling the 'Quote' button would not make any difference to the plagiarists. In short, most plagiarists do not even quote; they directly copy and paste.
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LiteratureRe: Gun, Bullet And Sacrifice - A Short Story by LarrySun(m): 9:47pm On Feb 05, 2015
A very nice story; but you need to do something about those punctuations and some of the sentence constructions.

Truly a nice job. Well done, sir.

#Ayamlarrysun cheesy
LiteratureRe: Fun Time: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by LarrySun(m):
Whitemosquito, Stuff46, Theorbiters, D9ty7, Fatalveli, you guys complacently paltered with the truth about me. Phew! You swung the hyperbolic pendulum a little bit too fast for the clock's capacity of telling the time.

Who am I? I am nothing but an eunuch of language; a mere butcher, imbruing my own phalanges in the bowels of orthography. I am just a discarded arch-heretic in pronunciation; a pitch-pipe of affected emphasis; a nail-hammerer, who only aims at mortising the awkward joint of jarring sentences; a squeaking dissonance of cadence; a love-vendor of gender; a scape-gallow from the land of syntax; a scavenger of mood and tense; a murderous accoucheur of infant learning; an 'ignis fatuus', misleading of benighted ignorance; the senile pickle-herring in the puppet show of nonsense; an eccentric critic of ostentatious esteem; and the overly sharp decibel among the harpists' plectrums. sad

Drnoel, that word you claimed is not the longest in English; there is a plethora of longer words even in the dictionary.

Cheers!
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PoliticsRe: How My Father’s Jailer Can Offer Nigeria A Fresh Start. by LarrySun(m): 7:07pm On Feb 01, 2015
Irony of life. I admire the woman's courage.

It is a strong person who would do what she did. I would not do it. My father's jailer could be my sworn enemy; especially if I knew that my father didn't deserve such fate.
LiteratureRe: What Is Your Favourite Oxymoron? by LarrySun(m): 2:34pm On Feb 01, 2015
A f*cking eunuch...

But where is the oxymoron in 'the ox is a mor*n'?
LiteratureRe: Open Letter To Literature-landers- By D9ty7. by LarrySun(m): 9:06pm On Jan 28, 2015
Mods, kindly unban D9ty7.

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