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Mazi, kindly PM me your e-mail address. Thanks.

Mazi_Omenuko: ^ ^ ^ great idea @larry, would love to join, that is if I'm qualified to.
The last paragraph on the thread you created made it sound like an exclusive team of elites.

Mazi, kindly PM me your e-mail address. Thanks.

Efemena_xy: Morning Larry.

A Couple of Questions for you:

~ When does the Nairaland Detection Club / Nairaland Writers' Collaboration thread kick off?

~ Have you organized / decided what order the writers should be assembled? I mean whose going to post chapter two, chapter three...etc?

~ When do we expect to get some feedback on when and how to begin? I've not received any PM from you (yet)

Bikonu, explain what you meant with the statement below:

Each chapter must be critically checked and made sure it is error-free before getting posted. There, however, shouldn't be any juvenile plotting, jejune dialogue, banal characterization, puerile description, illogical exposition or erratic transition.

Good morning, Efe.
Thanks a lot for your questions.

1. The Nairaland Writers Collaboration thread shall be created on Friday, where I'll be posting the first chapter.

2. I was initially stalling for time so as to gather more participants, but evidently, there are enough writers to kick-off. So, today I will post on the NDC thread what chapter (including date) each writer would be posting. After doing that, I'll also send PMs to all the writers...that's for the benefit of those who may not get to read the thread. In addition, the e-mail address of each member shall be posted round, so that members can connect off-NL.

3. The date apportioned to each writer would serve as the answer to your third question. The post(s) of the previous writer(s) would spelled how the current writer would develop his plot.

4. Do not mind me, Efe, I was just being overly mouthful. Every writer's post shouldn't be boring or underdeveloped; and there should be a spice of suspense and thriller in each post. Simple.

**I sincerely hope the moderator would wheel the NWC thread to the frontpage as the it is being updated each week.**

Bless you

laykhorn: Morning here!

Goodmorning Laykhorn. How was your weekend?

sigmundfreud: this is too good to miss-out...i love the company i am in.
Will gladly participate.
Contact info will be mailed to you.
Thanks

Thanks for the mail. Your name has been fully added.
Bless you

Nice having you here, Ishilove

Nice...really nice. But you need to quote your dialogues, like:
"How is the movie?" I asked, "Hope it's interesting." This would make a more interesting read.
Bless you.

frank3.16:
Ok, pls if d message is sent on email, indicate it here, cos I don't check my mail quite often since I mostly browse on my mobile device and can't check my email there. So once I can see d info here I will then check my mail on my laptop. Thanks.

Readin a brand of cain, quite lovely.

Okay, I'll do that.
And, thanks buddy. You aren't bad too

Thanks, Efe.

Efemena_xy: Morning Larry.

Pencil me in as confirmed - I'm definitely interested in giving it a go now.

Oh and er, Ishilove's indicated her interest too (as long as it's not romance based )

Great! Great!! Great!!! God bless you. I'll contact Ishilove.
Thanks a lot.

Ahewo! LoL! Very funny. I'm liking this. Please, more.

Mynd_44: Aight

Done.

Mynd_44: Church is over now.

Send me a PM and I will reply.

Church hasn't even started here.
Alright. I'm doing that asap.

Continue.

Mynd_44: **answering from church**
Amen!!!

Nairalanding in church? The reverend mustn't catch you.
I need your e-mail address, Mynd.

Good morning sirs and madams. God bless us.

Perfect...just damn perfect. Weldone, Lola.

frank3.16:
Lol @Damexx, ok as my agent I want to let u know that I have accepted Larry's proposal. I hope I am permitted. If u say no, I resign immediately.

He won't say know. I trust him

My Mother and the Crazy African seems like one of Adichie's short stories. However, it's really an interesting read. Funny, rich and deep.

Mrs. Eze seems very much like a typical African woman who wakes up one morning and finds herself in the Western world. She is a woman who places much respect to her heritage. Imagine her turning American recipes into African cuisines...Now that's what I call being African. She imposes respect on younger lads and subjects her children to speak the Igbo language of Nigeria.

'In America, every Nigerian is a brother...'
That is another wonderful narration I like about the review.

The romance too, impressive. LOL! Matt's hand being busy under Lin's dress. Wow! I can't even unhook a bra with one hand. Oh my! Is Lin lactating already?

Now, this is what I don't like about Mrs. Eze. She's too strict. She nearly poured pepper in Lin's...

I can't blame the poor girl for losing control of her bowel over that threat.

And, it really appears like Matt is a complete jack*ss.

Nice...nice indeed! Lol!

HumbledbYGrace:

Those kind of kisses are rare dear....

Yes, they really are.

HumbledbYGrace: My lips are sealed

Perhaps they should be unsealed by an Olamidean kiss.

frank3.16:
Thanks @humbledbygrace, I am already humbled by ur recognition.

@larry, ofcourse I am very much interested, this is my email. xtfranks005@yahoo.com

Your name has been added to the list. You shall be contacted. Thanks.
Bless you.

HumbledbYGrace: Abel and son like really?

I understandeth not.

Damex333: no,i would rather be smarter that d best detective in e country,and have human feelings,at least if abel didn't have human feelings he won't kill cain but rather use dt[killing of d policeman] as anoda blackmail.

He has no qualm about taking another man's life, that Abel.

Damex333: larry my man,am frank's nairaland agent o,so c me first.

Everywhere I turn, I find you, Damex.

Damex333: i prefer abel jor, thanks HBG 4 turning it 2 abel

So, you'd rather commit patricide?