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LiteratureRe: Let's Play With Words by LarrySun(m): 7:52pm On Jul 09, 2012
When you think a thing, the thing you think is not exactly the thing you think you think, but the thing you think you think you think.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 3:19pm On Jul 09, 2012
bashy_demy: and what is Jejune?
Don't you have a dictionary?
Jokes EtcRe: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(op): 10:20am On Jul 09, 2012
honeric01: RCCG bans title and offerings.

Covenant University declares tuition fee free.

Buhari joins PDP

Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white.

Nigerian capital city now Bornu state.
Lol! You're too much! Very funny. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(op): 10:19am On Jul 09, 2012
Ezira: Gov Peter Obi eyes 3rd Tenure
Farouk Lawan Resigns from the House of Reps
Now, that's what we're talking about!
Jokes EtcRe: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(op): 8:56am On Jul 09, 2012
Vivly: Is dat all?
Is this your own news?
LiteratureRe: Let's Play With Words by LarrySun(m): 12:38am On Jul 09, 2012
The maize said to the electricity: "I'm corn-fused."

Policeman: Boy, how high are you?
Drunk boy: Officer, it's 'Hi, how are you.'
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Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 12:26am On Jul 09, 2012
bashy_demy: What is Jejunle?
The word is 'Jejune' (not 'Jejunle') and you can check its meaning from the dictionary.
Jokes EtcDrop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(op): 12:00am On Jul 09, 2012
Here are some breaking news that may never happen. But with the ridiculous things happening in the world, they really may come true.
1. Tope Alabi to Join House of Jinja
2. Yinka Quadri the New Face of Spartacus 4
3. Oyakhilome to Become Okija Shrine Chief Priest
4. Tuface Idibia Bids for the Post of a Pope
5. R.Kelly features Pasuma Wonder in New Album
6. First Lady writes a Novel
7. Funke Akindele to act the Next James Bond Girl
8. Tom Cruise to act The Return of Jelili

Drop yours.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 11:19pm On Jul 08, 2012
bunmioguns: I refuse to comment on this thread because i cant find a single joke
Hear yourself...isn't your comment a bit jejune?
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 11:17pm On Jul 08, 2012
Laitesmart: I karate hit a ninja in line at a bank bcuz my role model did the same.
And who's your role model? Jackie Chan?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 11:15pm On Jul 08, 2012
Roland17: Mine is July 17th. July peole are rare and exceptional.
Seconded. July people are really exceptional. I'm July 1.
LiteratureRe: The PACKAGE by LarrySun(m): 11:13pm On Jul 08, 2012
Wow!
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 4:35am On Jul 07, 2012
Jojo Armani: even if he catch is not my fault cos i cant control my self. Lol.
Is that what you'd explain to him? That you can't control yourself? I'm sorry for you! I hope all your teeth would still remain intact after he's done with you.
LiteratureRe: The PACKAGE by LarrySun(m): 4:30am On Jul 07, 2012
There are talented Nigerians at large, and you're one of them.
Every storyline ends with a suspense. That's a sure way of pulling a large crowd. I'm a fan already.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 4:25am On Jul 07, 2012
amash: Where r u sun? Send Ʋr addy
I'm in the solar system. Lol.
Really, I'm in the South-Western part of Nigeria.
LiteratureRe: The PACKAGE by LarrySun(m): 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2012
You're a wonderful writer, do you know that. Your story is getting more intriguing every step of the way.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 5:36pm On Jul 06, 2012
Jojo Armani: I danced wit my neigbour while riding a motorcycle because i cant control my self. Lol........ Nice thread to ve fun.
I hope your neighbour's husband did not catch you doing that?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 4:24pm On Jul 06, 2012
amash: m july 1
THANK GOODNESS! I FINALLY FOUND MY BIRTHMATE.
AMASH, LET'S LINK UP.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 4:21pm On Jul 06, 2012
realsammie: i jumped on a monster under the bed becaue i am awesome
Awesome indeed!
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 11:33am On Jul 05, 2012
larride: I had lunch with a homeless babe in my bathroom because I'm AWESOME
What kind of lunch did you have in the toilet with a homeless girl? You're truly awesome.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 4:45am On Jul 05, 2012
booqee: abeg help me ask d goat oh! huh Mtcheww
Booqee, the insult is too much. Take it easy with him. This thread is meant for fun.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 9:08pm On Jul 04, 2012
MOGUL.O:
I kicked a monkey in my room because i am daring and i do what i want.
What was the monkey doing in your room in the first place?
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 9:04pm On Jul 04, 2012
Eveluv: I kicked a spoon in a bus because that is how i spend my free time.
You're so very weird!
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 9:02pm On Jul 04, 2012
Lagusta: I karate hit obama at the dinner table because I was given 1,000,000 naira
And you think 1million naira would be enough for your bail.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 8:56pm On Jul 04, 2012
MOGUL.O:
Name : Booqee AKA Boobsqee
Surname: Olakankpo
Date of birth: 7th Nov. 1987
sex: Female
Colour of top: Black
Height : 5.2 FT
weight: 77kg
Relationship: It's complicated
Tribe : Yoruba
Level of Edu: 200 level
School: Ogun state uni
Course: Marketing
Are you stalking her or what?
LiteratureBut Nobody Knew by LarrySun(op): 3:59pm On Jul 04, 2012
Buchi Judas was a hardened criminal. He had literally spent more time in prison than out of it––and he was Cain Martins’ father. At the age of eighteen, Buchi was sentenced to fourteen years imprisonment for robbery, and a years after he was released from jail, he was sent to another five years for fraud. He came out again at the age of thirty-eight and was sent back at forty for manslaughter––this time, it was a life imprisonment sentence. Spending only two years in the federal prison, Buchi managed to break out with the determination of seeking revenge from the woman who had sent him in there––Pamela.

Pamela was a prostitute and an addict. She suffered amnesia due to the drugs she took. So, she could not remember her own last name. In fact, nobody had called her with her surname since her escape from the orphanage to live a life of her own. Pamela met Buchi not long after her escape from the orphanage at fourteen, Buchi gave her shelter and impregnated her just after about a year of their living together. At sixteen, Pamela gave birth to a baby boy whom Buchi simply named Don Judas; but before little Don could be two years old, his father was sent to jail for manslaughter.
Buchi had come home one night to find another man in bed with Pamela. He had gotten so mad that he picked up an empty bottle of Harp Lager lying in a corner of the small room, he broke the bottle and viciously struck the jagged edge of the bottle in the strange man’s chest where the heart was housed. The naked man died instantly, with his manhood half-limp. Seeing what her enraged husband had done, Pamela carried Don and ran out of the room to the nearest police station where she reported how Buchi had stabbed another man. In less than thirty minutes, Buchi was arrested, and a month later he was sentenced to life imprisonment.
After Buchi’s sentence, Pamela devoted herself fully into the immoral business of prostitution, which was the only thing she knew could do to fetch herself some money. Pamela loved her child deeply and wanted a normal life for him; so, she started by giving her child the first name that came to her head: Cain Martins––the ‘Martins’ was the last name of her lover who was killed by Buchi; Lucky Martins, he was not that lucky after all. She started working in a house of ill repute and used the money she earned to send little Cain to school.
The night before Cain Martins’ fourth birthday, his mother was attacked by a stranger. That scene had unleashed the monster caged in the mind of the innocent little Cain.

Pamela was scared, the nightmare had returned––the man who had killed the only man she had ever loved was back. The rage she saw on Buchi brought goose pimples on her flesh, it was that rage he had seen in his eyes when he had caught Lucky with her. He had come to revenge for reporting him to the police––he had come to kill her. Pamela thought about her son––if Buchi killed her he would take Cain and raise him a criminal like himself. She couldn’t allow that––no!
Pamela stepped back from Buchi and grabbed a kitchen knife she had been using to peel the oranges she wanted to suckle. She was not sure if she would be able to use the knife if Buchi attacked her, because she knew that few people have the stomach to use a knife against another human being. Pamela wasn’t certain if she had that kind of stomach. Fearfully, she waved the knife defensively at Buchi, drew small rapid circles in the air with the point of the blade, as if it were a talisman and she were chasing off evil spirit that stood before her. Of course, to her, Buchi was something more than an evil spirit. Buchi looked at her dramatic performance; he smiled and picked an orange from the tray on the table. He sat down beside his son and sucked as he ran his hand through the little boy’s hair, occasionally telling Pamela how he was going to kill her slowly. Buchi stood up suddenly, grabbed Pamela’s hand holding the knife and turned it in an anticlockwise direction. Pamela screamed with pain as the knife fell off her hand. He had acted too fast for Pamela to react. At the same time, Buchi kicked her legs from under her and she landed on her back with a heavy thud. With Pamela lying on the floor and screaming with agony, Buchi climbed over her and held both his strong hands on her throat, squeezing in a vicious manner. He used the both hands which he had slipped around her throat and choked her with all the force of which he was capable. Pamela was helpless; she could feel her life departing from her as breathing was impossible, coupled with the excruciating pain in the inner part of her neck. The extreme pressure on her windpipe and diminishment of the blood supply to her brain through the carotid arteries rendered her almost incapable of resistance. She wanted to scream but could not; her eyes began rolling from left to right. Then her left eye caught the knife which had fell off her hand, the knife was lying not far from her. She stretched her left hand towards the knife until she caught it. Immediately, without thinking twice, she struck with the little strength left in her left arm. She let go when she felt the knife struck one part of her assailant’s body. For a second, she felt nothing until Buchi relaxed his hold on her throat and fell over, clutching at his neck. Slowly, Pamela stood up coughing vigorously, feeling her neck to check if her larynx had not been damaged. When she looked down, Buchi was jerking sequentially; she had stabbed him in the neck with the knife. There was blood gushing like a macabre fountain from where the knife had penetrated the neck that the head was leaned grotesquely to one side, and the knife was deep to its hilt. The room instantly became an abattoir; wall splattered with gobbets of dripping blood and the dirty rug was soaked with the slimy red liquid. She retched at the horrible sight; it takes special courage or madness to slash at another person and not be repelled and disgusted by how the knife slice through the soft flesh, and how the precious store of blood is let loose by the deadly weapon. Until that horrible moment, Pamela had never killed anything bigger than the cockroaches lurking around her cupboard.
Little Cain watched as the two older people fought like animals. He saw his mother being rendered helpless by the stranger but he could not do anything about it but watch. He watched in horror as his mother stabbed the stranger in the neck with a knife. The blood which sprayed out of the wound splashed across Cain’s face and he used the back of his hand to wipe the blood off so as to get a clearer look at the man who jerked and jerked till he jerked no more.
Unknowingly to him, Cain had just watched his own mother kill his father.
But nobody knew.
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 1:45pm On Jul 02, 2012
Ishilove: No be Seun,na spam bot or whatever
My suspicion now rests on thou!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 12:44pm On Jul 01, 2012
isquar3d3: U say? Ehn no problem, me i be cia na.
I'd like it better if you were CTU.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 9:28am On Jul 01, 2012
isquar3d3: Happy birthday bruv. All da best. Where party dey na?
Thank you, isquar3d3. The party is Covert Ops.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 12:45am On Jul 01, 2012
bashy_demy: i sang to a homesless babe in the toilet because i can't control myself
It was when you found a homeless lady that you remembered to become a serenade? Interesting.
Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hilarious! by LarrySun(op): 12:43am On Jul 01, 2012
booqee: I yelled at my mobile phone in an elevator cos dats how i spend my free times.
I'd really enjoy watching you do that. LOL!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 12:41am On Jul 01, 2012
Happy Birthday To Me!

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