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See my friends over there? They're saying that you can never be mine. So, let's prove them wrong.

Ignatio: Let me invest in you.

Invest what? These ines are so very funny.

Do you come here often?

Mandelaguy: My heart stopped beating when I saw you,you are sweeter than a heart attack.

HEAVENS! What is sweet about heart attack?!

candygosh: Nope, avent seen it. But i've seen mujhe dosti karoge. Its emotional too. God i cried my eyes out. Though i havent seen dat 1 u'r talkn abt.
And there's anoda 1 2 'no 1 killed jessica' where a gurl died because of a glass of drink.
'angel' dat 1 too's emotional. And lest i forget 'tara pum pum' about a racer named rv who became broke, had a son n daughter. And because they found out dat their mum n dad cudnt afford their fees began 2 save their lunch money and eventually began eating their mates left ova dumped in d bin. I cried uncontrollably d nyt i saw d movie

I've seen Mujinse Dosti Karogi and Mujinse Shaadi Karogi; there're both wonderful movies. Have you watched 36 China Town? It's also great, considering the antics of Kareena Kapoor and Shaheed Khan.
I think that one I was talking about is titled Veera Daara or something like that. It's a wonderful wonderful movie I'd like you to watch.

Give me your number now or else...

colly227: What else do you do besides making other ladies look ugly?

I like this!

Sijo01: is dat a flirty line??

I wonder o.

[quote author=lola.luv]1. I think about you only once a day, because you never left ma mind.
2. Your feet must be tired, because you been running through ma mind all day.
3. You are so cute, you could sell snow to an eskimo.[/quote]I didn't know ladies have cute first time flirty liners too.

Mine is July 1

no dullin: Guy: hey!! I fink is high tyme I called my Pastor
Girl: Why??
Guy: ma pastor instructed me" Wheneva u find love, call me"

I like this! It's impressive. I don't think any girl would still keep a stony face after hearing it. Except of course, the pepper sellers...so, keep off them.

netbizness: Ÿ'all saying stories...i wanna furk you crazy girl

CHRIST! This dude should be chained!

lawizle: Especially abt d guy dat farted

Especially abt d guy dat farted

Oh! No, not at all...I wouldn't recommend that line.

3rdparty: Do these chat up lines really work?

Of course, they do work, really.

mechanicaldummie: Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted.

Grossly hilarious!

candygosh: and there's another one like that ghanjini or so where the guy, a multibillonaire lost his memory. Actually, the game (a ghanian movie) copied a part of the film

Imagine Karan Arjun, Dus, Dil Chante Hae, Yes Boss, Asoka, Main Hoo Na, Kimbacta Ishq, Mohabbatein, Dosti...there's one I'd like to remember; where Sharhukhan was imprisoned for twenty-five years, but the girl he loved left her hometown to live in his family house after learning that he was dead. It was a female reporter who later brought them together. The movie is just too great. Have you watched it? Do you remember it's title?

Some lines are beginning to look less flirty, but more crazy.

[quote author=Mr..Cork]your ugly face could help (no offinsese) [/quote]I'm not ugly...well, neither am I handsome. It's good to be neutral.

[quote author=MOGUL.O] FOR OP

Very easy..... Just go to Kaduna this coming sunday and enter any populated church..

RIP

but before then.... Give me ur account details...[/quote]Haha! You're funny!

slimchi2k2: why do u want to kill urself
tomorrow is a new day,
just be patience

I didn't say I wanted to kill myself. I just want to know, the knowledge might come in handy.

How do you kill yourself best?