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Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 4:13pm On Jun 25, 2012

BoboYekini: You're learning, kudos.
Very soon u sef go turn pro.

It's fun!

Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 3:19pm On Jun 25, 2012

Ofuks: No, Down the Village street is a Foreign novel with an American village setting.

Good. I'll look for it.

Romance › Re: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 3:15pm On Jun 25, 2012

Mrs.Chima:
Haba!!!!!! (looking darskin and killz snitchin arses)

Pardon?

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Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 2:15pm On Jun 25, 2012

SimonAndal: Micronaunts, Spacejock, Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy.

I have the 'Hitchiker's Guide to Galaxy', 'Confederacy of the Dunce' and 'Slaughterhouse 5. I read slaughterhouse but it wasn't very hilarious to me, so my belief about how funny the former are is reserved.

Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 2:11pm On Jun 25, 2012

SimonAndal: Animal Farm, and Lord of the Flies. I'm a sociopath, sue me.

I don't think those ones you named are really that hilarious; except of course, the themes therein about racism are the funny parts.

Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 2:09pm On Jun 25, 2012

Caracta: Pls, where can i download these books online for free?

You may go to 'wattpad.com', but I'm not sure if the site is still in existence, neither do I know if they have these books in their archives anymore.

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Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 1:50pm On Jun 25, 2012

@DailyNews,
Those books are classics, but I've not gotten down to reading them. I read Western instead.

Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 1:44pm On Jun 25, 2012

DailyNews: Hahahaha....okay, okay, my lists goes like this:
1. Chike & The River by Chinua Achebe
2. The Lion & The Jewel by Wole Soyinka
3. The Play of The Giants by Wole Soyinka

No.1, Chike & The River got me laughing from beginning to end, especially when Chike was learning how to ride a bicycle, & when he boarded a lorry from his village to town to spend holiday with his uncle, the name of The lorry still make me laugh any time I remember it- Slow & Steady! Lol. Achebe is a wonderful writer that always have something thrilling & humorous to entertain every of his reader, I give up to him.
The Lion & The Jewel was more than funny, especially how the village belle fell for the photographer who came from township, & how the Lion finally lured her into sleeping with him, Soyinka was awesome there...*smiling*

Then to play of The giants, I am even laughing again as I just remembered it, how Soyinka ridiculed our African leaders, with Idi Amin as the star...what a president, who thinks that when his country money finished, & world bank refused to grant him more loan, that the easiest way to raise more money was to order his CBN governor to get more paper & print more money. & even how he was messing the Russians, Americans, even in their own soil....Soyinka did an awesome work there...funny books, awesome thread, thanks @op!

Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 1:42pm On Jun 25, 2012

Beowulf: Notes from a Small Island by Bill Bryson is absolutely hilarious.

Poison Ivy by Peter Cheyney is another funny one.

Do you have these books?

Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 1:41pm On Jun 25, 2012

Ofuks: Down The Village Street by Peter Douglas is the funniest novel I have ever read. Hilarious from the first to the last page!

Is' Down the Village' an African novel?

Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 1:39pm On Jun 25, 2012

x-razzy:
block of six

Who wrote 'Block of Six'?

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 1:35pm On Jun 25, 2012

boomssey: k!no probs.so leme av ur details 4 fb.

Search for bluespring4reel@yahoo.com on FB search, or damilla4real@facebook.com on the internet search.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 1:13pm On Jun 25, 2012

boomssey: k!i'l get back 2 u on dat email add.r u on y/messenger?

No, but I am on 2go and FB.

Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 1:00pm On Jun 25, 2012

tjskii: Same with me,I actually fell off my bed in lafter readin dt miss shumway book,had no idea hardley chase had it in him

Shumway is very hilarious.
Rosy Is My Relative would also make you laugh your intestines out.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 12:52pm On Jun 25, 2012

boomssey: lol!u c,ur no longer askin a gal out on d street,ur doin it on NL.i hop seun wont scold u.hmmmn nways i'l try 2 c wot i cn do.

I believe Seun understands the chemistry in the significance of affection. But before the Seunless Nairalanders start coming after me with cutlasses of vile dispositions, would you kindly send a private message to my inbox 'larrysun4real@yahoo.com'? I'd be glad to hear from you.

Romance › Re: Can You Go On A Date With Someone Younger To You? by LarrySun(m): 12:42pm On Jun 25, 2012

I can go on a date with someone younger or older...we can even decide to plight our troths if it gets very serious. I don't believe in building a ship I won't sail. Either old or young, if we really do love each other, then age is only a number.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 12:35pm On Jun 25, 2012

boomssey: larry,r u askin me out stylishly?u dnt even knw me.

Truly, I am. We can get to know each other better. We don't really need to meet on the street, since we're already meeting here on NL.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 12:25pm On Jun 25, 2012

boomssey: Well larry it al depends on wot ur lukin 4.

Perhaps, you're what I'm looking for.

Romance › Re: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 12:21pm On Jun 25, 2012

Mrs.Chima:
why?

You look like my future spouse.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 12:18pm On Jun 25, 2012

Adetayo100: I can never approach a lady on the street

Where would you rather? In the tunnel? Perhaps you're agoraphobic.

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TV/Movies › Re: Emotional Movies by LarrySun(op): 12:13pm On Jun 25, 2012

candygosh: My name is khan!
Good deeds!

Yes, My Name Is Khan is quite a touching movie. Indian movies are known for creating emotional themes.

Romance › Is It Right For A Woman To Kneel Before A Man With A Ring? by LarrySun(op): 12:53am On Jun 25, 2012

I'm wondering if it is actually alright if a lady propose marriage to a guy. It is generally known that it is the guy who is in position to step up in planning the idea of plighting the troths in their relationship. Is it awkward or romantic if a lady dips her hand in the ice-cream and fish out a ring, then proceed by kneeling in front of her man, solemnly asking:
"Sweetheart, will you do me the honour of being my wife?"

I dreamt about this last night...a smashing goddess proposed to me. I woke up not knowing if I should be glad or worried.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 12:40am On Jun 25, 2012

abysirius: It's no crime walking up to a lady u like on d street. As far as u know u want her and u're sure d timing is right, no qualms. But personally I don't think I like d idea anyway. Not be'cos I'm too shy or timid to but may b be'cos I've neva had a reason (beauty wey man no fit resist) like u do.

I tried it yesterday and almost got hit by a motorcycle...so embarassing! Next time, I'd put on my pair of lenses.

Romance › Re: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 12:35am On Jun 25, 2012

Mrs.Chima:
Then it wouldn't be wet rides.

Would you like to change your married name?

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 3:55pm On Jun 24, 2012

Interest knows no bound. Even some ladies do it. It's not only guys that approach the opposite sex on streets.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 3:40pm On Jun 24, 2012

boomssey: R u in need of a spouse or jst wana av som fling.

You got someone for me?

TV/Movies › Re: Emotional Movies by LarrySun(op): 10:01am On Jun 24, 2012

Titanic
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

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Literature › Re: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 9:58am On Jun 24, 2012

Big Red Tequilas by Rick Riordan.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 9:56am On Jun 24, 2012

Rocktation: No. Once a maniac, always a maniac.

It is quite alright to approach in the most modest way. You get to know the maniac not from the approach but from his vile dispositions.

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Romance › Re: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 9:49am On Jun 24, 2012

Mynd_44: Yes

I'm very sure that line would is a complete turn-off, buddy. Sure the lady wouldn't come after you with a scimitar if you told her something like that?

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Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 9:45am On Jun 24, 2012

Rocktation: The gentlemanly ones end up being the psycho maniacs, most of the time.

Really? Do the psychomaniacs end up being the gentle ones.

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by LarrySun(op): 9:42am On Jun 24, 2012

Best places to pick up women are Library, Garden, Functions/events, Art & gallery display, movie theater and sometimes in a restaurant etc..[/quote]What about Church, Mosque, Shrine, Necropolis and Jupiter?

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