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RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 3:32pm On Jun 27, 2012
Petro-G:
Your Eyes cut into thru my Dress.
I wonder what your LIPS will do to my Dress.
I managed to stagger in a slow Pace.
But your Humour got me stammering.
This sounds like you're reciting a poem.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 3:27pm On Jun 27, 2012
Does my spoken words subject the genital to grow randy?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 2:26pm On Jun 27, 2012
Ishilove: "veined groin". . . I hope the aforementioned dosent mean what i'm thinking. . .?
Whatever the mind thinketh.
LiteratureRe: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 1:48pm On Jun 27, 2012
Ishilove: I've read Bruno. . .it's interesting but i didnt find it all that funny. Same goes for Odd Thomas
You mean TickTock is the most hilarious among them? I read and re-read the Bruno and I can't help laughing at the adventure of the alien hunter.
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 1:31pm On Jun 27, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
So you are saying dumb arse women fall in love with cheesy and corny pick up lines?
You should know that women like to be flattered...they mind not a few honest white lies.
LiteratureRe: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 1:25pm On Jun 27, 2012
Ishilove: Ticktock-by Dean Koontz. The book is a rib cracker from the very first page to the last. Even Mr Koontz admitted to deliberately making the story that funny because he was trying to de-stress himself after the goin thru the psychological intensity of writing "Dark Rivers of the Heart".
Another extra-ordinarily funny classic is "Great Ponds" by Elechi Amadi. I read the book during my service year some years back,and in the two/three days it took me to finish the story,i was able to forget the misery of my sorroundings {NYSC stuck me in a tiny little hamlet in the middle of nowhere} because i was too busy laughing. Mr Amadi is one of Africa's best writers
Tick Tock? That book has been lying in my shelf for months, I have no idea that it's hilarious. I better go and grab it now. I know that Koontz can spin a hilarious yarn after reading Bruno and his Odd Thomas series.
TickTock! Here I come!
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 1:20pm On Jun 27, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
How do Nigerian men get women all over the world with the lines they spit out?
Because ladies fall in love with what they hear mostly; scarcely with what they see.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 1:18pm On Jun 27, 2012
Ishilove: Iranu,i must declare!!
In the darkness shall thou copulate? No, you shall bend not to the coquetry advance of a veined groin.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 11:43am On Jun 27, 2012
I'd rather speak in the Spartian language. Shall we meet secretly and see garments shred from the body!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 11:39am On Jun 27, 2012
Ishilove: Lol. I get all Victorian when i'm in playful mood.
So,anything for the girls?
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by LarrySun(m): 10:29am On Jun 27, 2012
DailyNews: Yes Larry, attend the Lagos zonal meeting to be held on the 28th of July being Saturday at any of: YABATECH, UNILAG OR LASU, final venue yet to be decided...but will soon be....make sure you come on time, before 12pm that day. Come with a colored passport photograph and a token membership fee of 1000naira and not 500naira. Good luck.
Then I guess I need not fill any form nor pay to any bank account. All I need now is to attend the meeting, right?
How about the age...is a 26-year-old still eligible to become a member?
LiteratureRe: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 10:44pm On Jun 26, 2012
chivaley: @savanto: Once is not enough was written by Jacqueline Susann and not Sydney Sheldon, and while it is one of my favorite books, I fail to see the humor in it.
May God bless you! I've been wondering how Once Is Not Enough by Susanne turned to Sheldon's book. And funny? Nah, it isn't. They might have said that Valley Of The Dolls was written by Shakespeare.
TV/MoviesForeign Movies Copied Into The Nigerian Home Videos by LarrySun(op): 10:30pm On Jun 26, 2012
List the titles of these movies and their copied originals.

For instance,
I watched the Nigerian movie Eje Ati Wura (starring Kelvin Ikeduba, Gentle Jack, and that local Yoruba actor) and later found out it was copied from The Italian Job (starring Donald Sutherland, Jason Statham, Matt Damon)
TV/MoviesRe: Emotional Movies by LarrySun(op): 9:29pm On Jun 26, 2012
candygosh: 36 china town! Havent heard of it. The 1 i knw of is ashoka the great
36 China Town would make you laugh your liver out.
LiteratureRe: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 9:17pm On Jun 26, 2012
etaurus: Dinner for promotion by henshaw .... Its an old play but cant recall d full name of d authour
A play?
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 9:11pm On Jun 26, 2012
Joe Batters: Hi, excuse me sister. I couldn't help myself but notice U, I really luv ur outfit n d way u carry urself with style n class. My name is joe....
Isn't that a bit lame, Joe?
LiteratureRe: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by LarrySun(op): 8:56pm On Jun 26, 2012
economia: Thd Wizard of Law
Who wrote Wizard of Law?
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by LarrySun(m): 7:16pm On Jun 26, 2012
DailyNews: Just try & attend the zonal meeting. Where are you living presently? I mean, which Nigerian city is nearest to you? Find any of the zonal meeting venues nearest to you & attend, there will also be documentation of members that day. Cheers!
I'm closest to Lagos State. You mean I need not fill the form? Would I be registered if I attended.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 7:13pm On Jun 26, 2012
Ishilove: Forsooth,nay. . .
Pardon??!!
What are you? Shakespeare reincarnated? I never knew the Bard of Avon is in the Gateway State.
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by LarrySun(m): 6:08pm On Jun 26, 2012
Hi! I'm so very much interested in joining; but wouldn't it be too late if I filled the form and sent it now?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 5:51pm On Jun 26, 2012
isquar3d3: july 22. Met a south african on a group on fb wit d same date nd we've exchanged e-flowers nd msgs evry birthday. Haha. We neva talk or chat thro out d year bt wen july 22 reach kperen, we both pop out on ourselves. We neva 4get it. Been on for 4 years nw. Nxt mnth wil make it d 5th yr.
That's great news! I've never come across a birthmate before.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 5:43pm On Jun 26, 2012
Ishilove: [color=#770077][/color]
I resideth in Ota. Unto what purpose,good sir,dost thou requireth our location? U wan share money ni?
Great! Shall we meet under the bridge?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Strictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 5:41pm On Jun 26, 2012
isquar3d3: e mean say make u waka. Waka!
Thanks for replying that asinine question. So, what day of the month are you?
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 12:14pm On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella: Not really,

But if u keep up this way I might!
Let me know when you do, so that I might get a bucket-full of the mammary disposals, sweetheart.
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 10:51am On Jun 26, 2012
Beaf!:
Oops! Wrong thread
This is Ashawo Joint!
LOL! You're very funny...and very wrong.
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 10:50am On Jun 26, 2012
Beaf!:
Oops! Wrong thread
This is Ashawo Joint!
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 10:36am On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella: Yeah sure!
I know that milk does the body good, but wow, how much have u been drinking? cheesy
Are you lactating already?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneStrictly For Guys And Ladies From Ogun State by LarrySun(op): 10:34am On Jun 26, 2012
Drop your location (perhaps phone number inclusive) if you're residing in this state.
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 10:27am On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella: Yeah baby, I'm very good at math U+I=69 wink
GROSS! MouthAction & Cunnilingus!!!
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 10:21am On Jun 26, 2012
Do not mind the protusion in my trousers, I only have a big pencil in my pocket.
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by LarrySun(op): 10:18am On Jun 26, 2012
cindyrella: Classic!
Mi likey cheesy
So, let's tell them they're wrong. Shall we?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneStrictly For July Guys And Ladies by LarrySun(op): 10:02am On Jun 26, 2012
Drop the date you were born in this month...let's see how many people find a match.

I am July 1

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