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Opiosko: U tink it's an open field or kids playing police nd tif wit toy gun on the street? Smh!

dnt mind dem, they just open their mouths and yarn, pple who have neva handled guns in dia lives, who just watch american movies.

aljharem: Not exactly but based on my little knowledge I know it can't be true unless proven otherwise. Yes Shale oil is there but all these are just peculations. Some grades of Shale oil itself might not be viable.

No matter how good shale oil is, he can never be compared both in quantity and quality to crude oil.

These is what Saudi and Russia have

do not deceive ur self bro. the US has surpassed saudi and russia. crude oil exportation is not something that is done on paper, its done physically. the US has overtaken doz nations cos it not only produces oil and natural gas, buh it produces Natural gas liquids as well. am a petroleum engr, so take it from me, US has overtaken saudi. shale oil and gas are not speculations. Go to the eagle ford basin and see for urself, with Hydraulic fracturing u can produce shale without much ado so i dnt knw where u got ur info that shale is not viable

Please guys, does anyone know the type of questions to expect from the aptitude test by total for overseas scholarships in france? Is it GSE?

Followed by these attachements


Dear Candidate:

Following your application for Employment in our organization (Oasis Oil and Gas), you are hereby invited for our Employment chat/ Programmes/Documentation scheduled as follows:

Date: Thursday 7th November 2013

Time: 10: 00am Prompt

Venue: Oasis Petroleum Tower, 12/13 Admiralty Road, Ikate Elegushi, Lekki Phase 1. Lagos

Kindly come along with the following

1. A copy of this email

2. One recent Passport

3. Relevant Academic Credentials.


MUHAMMED DANJUMA (DR)

Relief – Recruitment Manager




Lateness will not be condoled

Note: Reply a message of acknowledgement as a receipt of this Invitation.

Find Enclosed: Schedule of Oasis Recruitment 2013 and Terms of Employment.


Dear Candidate,

Following the Receipt of your Invitation Letter from the office of the Recruitment Manager and your acceptance to the
Terms and conditions guiding Oasis Oil and Gas. I want to implore you to fully exhibit the spirit of sportsmanship and
Natural charisma during your documentation with our organization. I also want to inform you to be time conscious
as the time stipulated on the invitations will be strictly followed and violators or breacher of time might be penalized
using the discretion of the management.

All documents should be fully available, including the teller of N3000 drawn as service charge in favor of Life Career
Outsourcing agencies with Account Details Name: Engr SANUSI OLAMILEKAN Account No:3076933197, FIRSTBANK Note: Entrance will be granted to the multipurpose hall for chat with your teller in exchange for a TAG and cash will not be received at the entrance.
Payment to outsourcing will close 5PM Tuesday 7th November 2013 to enable proper compilation and documentation.

Teller numbers should be sent to teller@mail2oasis.com immediately after payment.

Congratulations, Please Oasis oil and gas do not charge any fee for employment. Thanks. HR


Terms, Condition and Schedule of OASIS OIL AND GAS Recruitment 2013.
The Management of Oasis Oil and Gas wish to bring to your notice that the recruitment selection team short listed you based on your academic qualification and not experience, the organization will train all employed to the standard of the organization for a period of 6 months management trainee course fitting into different areas as follows

1. Cooperate Relations Officers
2. Client Service Officers
3. Sales Officers
4. Finance Officers
5. Market Research Officer
6. Hr officers
7. Information Officers
8. Customer Service Officers
9. Public Relation Officers
10. Warehouse Officers
11. IT officers
12. Maintenance officers
13. Credit officers
14. Facility Officers
15. Project Officers
16. Medical Research Officers

During this period each trainee will be Paid a trainee fee of N90, 000(Ninety thousand naira only) monthly. The Management reserves the right to terminate your trainee appointment if the management finds out any ingenuinity in your academic qualification or poor communication skills.
Terms of Employment
The Terms of Employment (Information) Act 1994 provides that Oasis Oil and Gas must issue you with a written statement of terms and conditions relating to their employment before commencement. It must include the following:
• The full names of the employer and the employee
• The address of the employer
• The place of work, or where there is no main place of work, a statement indicating that an employee is required or permitted to work at various places
• Job title or nature of the work
• Date of commencement of employment
• If the contract is temporary, the expected duration of employment
• If the contract is for a fixed-term, the date on which the contract expires
• The rate of pay or method of calculating pay
• Whether pay is weekly, monthly or otherwise
• Terms or conditions relating to hours of work, including overtime
• Terms or conditions relating to paid leave (other than paid sick leave)
• Any terms or conditions relating to incapacity for work due to sickness or injury
• Any terms or conditions relating to pensions and pension schemes
• Periods of notice or method for determining periods of notice
• A reference to any collective agreements which affect the terms of employment.


SCHEDULE/TIMETABLE OF EMPLOYMENT.

Date: Thursday 7th November 2013 (EMPLOYMENT CHAT)

Time: 10: 00am Prompt

Venue: Oasis Petroleum Tower, 12/13 Admiralty Road, Ikate Elegushi, Lekki Phase 1,
Lagos State

Note: Oasis group provides Breakfast/ Lunch for all and Accommodation for only residing outside Lagos. For candidate residing outside Lagos Send your details to career@mail2oasis.com for Free registration of your accommodation immediately after receiving this mail.


Date: Friday 8th November 2013(MEDICAL ASSESSMENT)

Time: 10: 00am Prompt

Venue: Parkview Hospital, Ikoyi (Information concerning the medicals will be disseminated to every candidate during the employment chat.

Date: Friday 8th November 2013(INDUCTION)

Time: 1: 00pm Prompt

Venue: 8th Floor, Oasis Petroleum Tower


Date: Saturday 9th November 2013(EMPLOYMENT DOCUMENTATION)

Time: 9: 00am Prompt

Venue: 5th Floor Oasis Petroleum Tower


Date: Monday 11th November 2013(RESUMPTION)

Time: 8: 00am Prompt

Venue: Oasis Group Posting (Lagos, Port Harcourt, Bayesla, Warri and Eket)


We want to implore you to adhere to the time stipulated here and also to inform you that all candidates are to come with a teller of N3000 service charge paid in favor of the Outsourcing Company in charge of the employment as you will be given a tag by the outsourcing company on entrance to the Multipurpose hall for the chat. Note: Oasis Petroleum does not receive money for employment.

Thanks.

Please house i just got this in my mail. Just wondering if it is a scam. See below


HUMAN RESOURCES
To edhr@oasispetroleum.com
Today at 11:18 AM


Dear Candidate,

Upon receipt from Invitation letter from us, we implore all candidates to send the following documents to the following

1. Invitation Letter from Oasis Petroleum
2. Personal Details

to:

Executive director, Human Resource

edhr@oasispetroleum.com

cc: career@mail2oasis.com


All candidate outside Lagos should send their document alongside a short note applying for accommodation, Candidates who cannot travel down to Lagos Head Office for their documentation can write a short letter to career@mail2oasis.com applying for change of location to any of our other branch offices ( Port Harcourt and Warri) accompany the letter with the outsourcing payment details. Reschedule Invitation and entrance tag will be sent to your email address.

Find attached and print along to the venue.

All mails received should be acknowledged.

Accommodation Check in Starts 4pm on Wednesday 6th November 2013 @ the Companies office.

Only Candidates who receives this mail from us are selected for employment. If you have this mail sent to you from our HR Database through EDHR, then you are eligible for our employment processes.

Absenteeism will not be re-considered.

u go fear 'We'.who be the 'we' wey wan reply? just say u neva did it and not 'we will come up with a robust reply' shebi u said God said u shld be quiet, y una wan come up with robust reply? kukuma obey God nah.

Afam4eva: No boardroom wuruwuru. I just hope Nembe city plays all their matches this season and not complain of finances cos if they do, then this match is as good as lost.

Whether dey play all dia matches or not, e no concern rangers again because rangers played dem, it was nt a walkover. y points wia deducted from rangers last season was because rangers met ocean boiz wen they hv already failed to appear in 3 matches. even if nembe fail to shw up for dia remaining games, rangers has already played dem before dey started to avoid dia games

the first vote in the ongoing conclave to elect new pontiff ends with a black smoke meaning a decision has nt been reached. voting will continue tommorrow

let the so called man of God tell us when and where d next bomb will go off, he shuld secretly tell d sss and police wen boko wnts to detonate a bomb and not prophesying about irrelevant stuff.

pls guys just help me out, each tym i try to integrate fireboard forum into my joomla site, it tells me error, cannot find an xml file. av tried doin it with d fireboard component as a .zip file

Mercedes has revealed a new 'CLS-junior' four-door coupe that will officially be revealed at the Beijing Motor Show on 23 April - and offers heavy hints as to a future production four-door coupe from Mercedes.

Wayne Rooney has agreed a new 5 year contract to stay at Manchester United until at least June 2015.

The agreement follows intensive discussions between the Club and the player’s representatives and means that by the end of his contract Wayne will have been a Manchester United player for 11 years.

Sir Alex Ferguson said: “It’s been a difficult week, but the intensity of the coverage is what we expect at Manchester United. I said to the boy that the door is always open and I’m delighted Wayne has agreed to stay.

“Sometimes, when you’re in a club, it can be hard to realise just how big it is and it takes something like the events of the last few days to make you understand. I think Wayne now understands what a great club Manchester United is.

“I’m pleased he has accepted the challenge to guide the younger players and establish himself as one of United’s great players. It shows character and belief in what we stand for.

“I’m sure everyone involved with the Club will now get behind Wayne and show him the support he needs to produce the performances we know he is capable of.”

Wayne Rooney said: “I’m delighted to sign another deal at United. In the last couple of days, I’ve talked to the Manager and the owners and they’ve convinced me this is where I belong. I said on Wednesday the Manager’s a genius and it’s his belief and support that have convinced me to stay.“I’m signing a new deal in the absolute belief that the management, coaching staff, board and owners are totally committed to making sure United maintains its proud winning history – which is the reason I joined the Club in the first place.

“I’m sure the fans over the last week have felt let down by what they’ve read and seen. But my position was from concern over the future. The fans have been brilliant with me since I arrived and it’s up to me through my performances to win them over again.”


FROM MANUTD.COM

Please send to my email. favourrichards@yahoo.co.uk

Exponental:
Ask TAFA BALOGUN

Watch out for Part 2

tafa balogun's case was diff. he was beefed by OBJ. in onovo's case he doesnt have any issues with GJ.
NOTHING GO HAPPEN

was it not the same northern craps that tried to stop GJ from being the substantial pres. after umaru died? were they able to stop him -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.what makes u think they can stop him?What do you think Nwodo's job is? to return GJ whether by fair or foul means.let them talk about 2020 coz the question is not whether GJ will win in 2011 but whether he'l go for "THIRD TERM" in 20whatever.

bisiaet:
He(Atiku) is already a frustrated man and lets wait and see if threatening and bragging is what the so called Northern whatever will use to win the election we shall see.

@bisialet.plz answer me.CAN A SQUIREL FRUSTRATE A LION?CAN A TORTOISE FRUSTRATE A DEER? I MEAN CAN BLACKPOOL FRUSTRATE MANU OR CHELSEA FROM WINNING THE PREMIERSHIP OR EVEN ARSENAL?

hottyspice:
Why are yu floggin ova dz issue,this lady can't act well to save her life,even the best actress n ghana prays to get roles in nollywood.
@lovistic yur so called atress/actors are fake and can't act real.so any ghana artiste should hold it.thay can't be compared to nollywood even wv their flaws.

I agree with u in every ramification.blak is beautiful. ghanaian artistes are so fake and irritating. is gollywood the name of their movie industry?sounds like piece of s******t to me.

INSULT!!!!! how can a policemen who wears one barret and one uniform year in year out win a"toasting" contest against a "WHOLE" naval officer. the naval guy couldnt take the "RUBBISH" so he chose to send the cop "straight ta hell"

080Nigeria:
That is the official version. How about what they share unofficially?

he who pays the piper detects the tune

Everybody is shouting at the couple!!!!!!KILL!DIE!BLAH.we all are to blame.the government, the church, the judiciary, the police, the masses.there is no law that protects the rights of children here in the country.even if there is it is not enforceable.do you mean to tell me that the so-called couple dont have neighbors, these neighbors have not heard these children shouting for help when they are being beaten mercilessly. they dont talk, neither do they report any body who maltreats their househelps to the relevant authorities,yet they will be the first to post death sentences on NL.LET ALL NLANDERS START A REVOLUTION BY REPORTING ANY COUPLE THAT MALTREATS THEIR HOUSEHELPS STARTING FROM ME.

[img][/img]Suspected members of an Islamic sect, the Boko Haram, that launched an uprising last year in northern Nigeria have killed three police officers in two separate incidents in Kano State, authorities said yesterday.

The police are now also looking into whether the Boko Haram sect is responsible for at least four other similar killings, AFP gathered.

Suspicions have been raised over an incident in February as well, when a policeman guarding the house of an ex-governor of Yobe State, now a senator, was killed by unidentified gunmen.

The latest killings occurred on Wednesday night. In Yobe State, two motorcycle-riding gunmen shot and killed a police constable outside the state governor’s residence he was guarding, state Police Commissioner, Mamman Sule, told AFP.

Two policemen were shot and killed by four gunmen dressed in black and riding motorcycles in Maiduguri, in neighbouring Borno State, as they were on their way to work, a police officer said on condition of anonymity.
The gunmen took the officers’ rifles, he added.

The commissioner and police officer both said the gunmen were suspected to be members of Boko Haram, which means “Western education is sin” in local dialect.

“I see the killing as a reprisal attack by those members of the Boko Haram sect who have started resurfacing,” Sule said by telephone from the state capital, Damaturu.
The police officer said authorities were now looking at similar killings that have occurred in Maiduguri in recent months to determine whether the Islamists were behind them.

“This brings to six the number of police personnel killed in similar circumstances by motorcycle-riding gunmen in the last two months,” the officer said.
He said police first believed the killings to be carried out by armed robbers. They “now strongly suspect members of the outlawed Boko Haram elements as the masterminds,” the officer said.

Last year’s uprising by the group also known as the Nigerian Taliban began with attacks on police posts.
It was crushed by a police and military assault, with hundreds eventually killed and the sect’s headquarters and mosque left in ruins.
Its leader, Mohammed Yusuf, was captured alive and then killed on July 30 last year by police, who said he was trying to escape.

Police also insist that Yusuf’s deputy, Abubakar Shekau, was killed last year, though he recently appeared on video issuing new threats. Police say the clips are digital mock-ups.

Sule said police in Damaturu had arrested two suspected Boko Haram members they say were downloading speeches by Yusuf on mobile phones.

At the time of the one-year anniversary of the uprising in July, authorities in Maiduguri, where the sect was based, insisted there was no threat of attacks, but security was tightened and intelligence agents blanketed the city.

One man claiming to be a sect member told AFP in an interview that the group had gone underground since the assault last year and was no longer centred around Maiduguri.

united had beta trash westham and rooney had beta pick up else capello replaces him from the starting lineup next week sat against bulgaria.ONE UNITED

Beync:
The evil dat men do live with them even after repentance.

these militants from their rehabilitation camp stormed uniport
and despoiled some innocent girls to death with so many injured,
they must all pay back one after the other

i agree.they must all pay with their lives one after the other

@blackweaver
thank you sir.

the model no is Z019copied from the bottom of the laptop)
Aspire 4720Z series

i hope thats what you meant. please i need your advice sir

it takes ages to come up and when it finally gets to the login it hangs forever
i have a lot of games in my laptop and i dont know if its what is making it not to come up.

Please does it means no one can help out, or is my laptop beyond repair. Please someone should advice me.

Please House
Im using an Acer Laptop. I cant sign up. It takes long to even come to sign up stage. Now its showing me that it wants to do a start up repair automatically. when i clicked that, it showd 'Startup Repair cannot repair this computer automatically'.

View Problems

Problem Event name - StartupRepairV2
Problem Signature 01: AutoFailover
Problem Signature 02: 6.0.606000.16386.6.0.6000.16386
Problem Signature 03: 2
Problem Signature 04: 65537
Problem Signature 05: unknown
Problem Signature 06: NoRootCause
Problem Signature 07: 0
Problem Signature 08: 2
Problem Signature 09: WrpRepair
Problem Signature 10: 2
OS Version: 6.0.6000.2.0.0.256.1
Locale ID: 1033

Please someone should help me out, i have important things in my laptop

I sent my CV for Industrial Training. My name is Larry. Please reply if you have received it. Thanks

Hello Nairalander

Please i need a place to do my Industrial Attachment (IT). I am a Petroleum Engineering student. Your help will be highly appreciated.

was she circumcised when she was a kid.how come she doesnt feel a thing when a guy is around her. tell me the truth or atleast try to find it out from her

but the problem is from girls. u ask a girl her name and assuming her name is emmanuella she says ela,assuming its nneka she says neky, assuming its ezinne she says zinny. if you girls would be more original then the guys would be more original. you are not happy sey we dey call u angel becos its not so real,wait till we call u jesus christ

i just hope arsenal wins barca but dats impossible.bye to the gunners becos water has entered into their guns