₦airaland Forum

Wetin person no go hear for nairaland. (shakes head). "Angel caught on camera" indeed.

Then why doesn't he fucking answer?

Are those called not enough already?

Daniel7543:
Help!! Help!! My ticket don dey cut

I carry Chelsea X2 but them don dey collect

Oga tear that ticket abeg

KingOfTheDamned:
What sort of uglified scamming nonsense trashy queen and pageant is this ?

This babe looks like two weeks old indomie left to rot under oshodi bridge in human shīt

She looks like a love child of Oshiomole's twin that was gang raped by a pack of measles suffering orangutans

She looks uglier than wozzle gumage


If woman can win a scam pageant like this .... Then portable should win Mr Nigeria

Chai, kukuma kill me. See finishing.

DontBullshitMe:
People give birth too much in this country.

It's very annoying the way people go dey born like rats for in this part of the world. It's irritating for me just seeing children littered everywhere.

If I talk wetin really dey my mind, you go hate me. So I'll just keep quiet.

Well, that's a start.

hopefulLandlord:
this is a sad occurrence but Where was his god when this happened? probably somewhere working very hard in mysterious ways, ways suspiciously similar to random chance. very useless god he serves who seems to only cure malaria and headaches but becomes useless when physically observable things are happening. I'm pretty certain if this guy were an atheist like me these Christians would've said what happened to him wouldn't have happened if he believed a Jew reportedly killed by 3 nails in an small Israeli village aeons ago died for the misdemeanours of a citizen of a small country located off the coast of West Africa. they'd say what happened to me would've been prevented had I believed snakes and donkeys talked

where was useless Yahweh now? hell recently gunmen attacked a church and many members fell to the bullets. useless Yahweh and his son Jesus was nowhere to be found as usual

Hahahahahahahaha, comrade off your mic. This one too loud.

reuben81:
Wish u hang on I little bit longer,

You say to hang on? Until when? Don't tell me until Nigeria better.

But wait o. All these people no get work?

shopwiser:
All this format don cast.. e go only work for illiterates... Something huge is coming for all these Nigerian politicians if they don't change their ways.. cos it's clearly obvious the Military is part of them and their dubious ways... time will come they will push the people to the wall and revolution will start..none of them will escape it

Oga, sorry to say this, but Nigerians won't do jack. A whole lot of revolution have happened with not up to a quarter of what Nigerians are experiencing now.

Moneyyman:
Bandits are killing you guys, you didn't organize to go after them.

But you're dying over heartless and selfish politicians?

May God save us!

Oga, God won't do shit. He won't do what we can do for ourselves.

Honchoslim16:
You don't need to argue with that Crunchy a$$ Dtruthspeaker..........all he types on here are gibberish and he feels he's making a whole lotta sense.
People like him just try to look for someone to vent anger and frustrations on.

He's always been like that on Nairaland!
Just ignore him and let your a$$ have peace!

Well I was just trying to engage him in a meaningful conversation.

alobright17:
Coming to dispute What I said or just coming to make useless noise without stating facts that Tinubu stalled projects in my state with the so called Drug money or agbero ? if they're not coming to do justice to that then they're coming for nothing.

Hahahahaha, they are coming for the latter.

Woooooow, you just confused me even more with all these................ you wrote up there.

Dtruthspeaker:
It is already like that and we see how it is!

No, I'm saying, what if religion wasn't taught until you get to a certain age. Do you really think many people will accept religion as it is now?

Why all these grammar. God's holy spirit killed them. Is that what most of you guys are afraid to say?

Yeah, that happens to everyone once in a while. I "chose" to call mine sleep paralysis because I don't really do well with all those spiritual craps.

Honchoslim16:
Yes he forgot Compulsion!

He shouldn't have replaced it with upbringing!

Yeah, he tried to tone the word down. That's one of the problems I have with people from this part of the world. We don't tend to like saying things as they are. Always toning down or sugar coating to make it less offensive.

onumadu:
I was going through posts here when I remembered that even Samuel's (the prophet) father Elkanah was a polygynist.
He had two wives Hannah (Samuel's mother) and Peninnah (his less favored wife).

In the story, the truth about God's attitude towards these things come through. GOD IS NOT MAN.
The less favored wife Peninnah was having children, while the favored wife Hannah was barren.
Hannah had to cry to God before God opened her womb.

Similar thing happen in the case of Jacob and his wives. Jacob's favorite wife Rachel was barren (God closed her womb initially), and the less favored one Leah was busy having children! In fact Rachael could not have children until she gave her maid Bilhah to Jacob as wife, and Bilhah got a baby for Jacob before God decided to open Rachael's womb.

The problem I have with AFRICAN (nay BLACK) "Christians" is that they totally refuse to use their brains. Even when evidence is clearly available even from the Bible, they still refuse to use those evidence.

The other problem I have with them is that they keep trying to humanize God. That is why they keep citing the "jealous God" idea describing the owner of the entire universe as some petty jealous being that is insecure in HIS relationship with things he created.

The problem with COMPULSORY MONOGAMY is that it may even be at the core of the failure of the human family system.
Today every other couple is talking about IVF and assisted reproduction, normalizing the role of the test tube in bringing humans into this planet.
Somehow, sex managed to become sin, never mind that it is GOD's preferred way of bringing humans into this planet.
When people talk about polygyny and condemning it, all they are fixed upon is SEX.
When these people stop worshiping sex, they will start getting the DIVINE understanding of such things.

NOTE: I deliberately mentioned the FAVORED AND LESS FAVORED in the wives, to show that all the wives cannot be equally loved.
Some will be more favored than others, but God chooses whom to favor (with children) and who not to favor. In fact God often chooses the opposite! He does that to prove that he is NOT HUMAN.

Woooooooow, just wooooow. It's been a while since I met someone this sound intellectually. Big ups to you.

Dtruthspeaker:
Which is unlawful therefore, invalid!

Consent, is The Law!

How do you think the world would be if everyone was allowed to pick his/her religion to practice.

Mr OP, you are forgetting compulsion, which is the case for 99.9 of religious people today.

Hmmmm, RELIGION, I don't even know what to say.

alobright17:
Abeg iwu ezigbo onye ala

We igbos pretends a a lot , we rather Channel our blames to Tinubu that is not even a president than calling out the useless past and present governors especially in my state Abia

Ask anyone what Tinubu did to him the only things he will say is drugs and agbero he won’t say Tinubu stopped allocation of any states in the east abeg Na Abia state money tinubu take do the drugs ?is it Tinubu that stop the do nothing governor from paying salaries? Has any of those useless governors complained that Tinubu stopped them from embarking on any state projects ?

What is the ikpeazu and previous governments that doesn’t of drugs done for Abians ?

Abeg zuzurigi mechieonu

Hmmmmmn, your brothers are coming for your head. Wait for it!!!

These people will just be creating audio jobs with their mouth. Where are the jobs oga?

Wilson500:
Ladies and gentlemen
The European Farmers League Association (EFLA) presents her newest farmers to the world...... EPL

Na Haaland cause this thing
No be juju be that

Hahahahahahaha, toughest league my ass.

MatrixCircle:
They have declared future war that will split the kingdom especially when Prince Williams step on the throne and Achie and Lillibet must have been teenagers or Adult. Battlefield has been created and battle line drawn.

You watch too many movies.

Spells:
This question has always troubled many.
Let me explain in a very simple way.

First things first. It is the Reserve Bank of Nigeria know as the country's central bank, that decides how much notes have to be printed. This decision is a part of CBN monetary policy - the policy that determines the amount of money in the economy.

Now, the very pertinent question - since the country is free to print any number of notes it wants, why doesn't it produce billions of Naira and distribute it among people and end all the poverty in one go?

Let us assume there are only 3 people in a country: Obina, Funke and Musa having a wealth of Naira. 300, 200 and 100 respectively. Also, there is just one commodity in the country that all three of them would buy using up all their wealth.
Therefore, total wealth in the country = #600 (300+200+100)
Total commodity in the country: 60 kgs of rice.
Since they use their entire wealth to buy this commodity only, the price of rice would be = #10 per kg (600/60).
At this rate, Obinna can buy 30kg of rice, Funke buys 20kg and Musa buys 10kg of rice.

One day they get hold of a currency-printing machine. They decided to double their money by simply printing more notes.
Now they have Naira 600, 400 and 200 respectively.
Total wealth now = Naira 1200
But total commodity in the country is still 60kgs of rice.
The new price of rice = 1200/60 = #20 per kg
They go to buy the rice. With 600 bucks, Obinna would still be able to buy the same 30kgs only, Funke 20kg and Musa 10kg! Damn! They realised how futile it was to print those notes.
Merely printing of notes doesn't do good to anyone. If the total money supply is increased disproportionately to the increase of goods (and services) in the country, it only leads to devaluation of the currency. Although their wealth doubled, the value of their currency got halved.
Therefore, to really become rich, they need to increase production of goods (and services as well), in addition to the money supply. Had the supply of rice also doubled along with the doubling of their money, the price of rice would have remain unchanged. With their new increased wealth they would have been able to buy double the amount of rice than they could before. That's what would have made them "wealthier" in the real sense.

You may extend the same concept to the entire country. If the CBN prints billions of Naira and doubles everyone's wealth, the cost of everything in the country would double.
This can also be understood from the simple law of demand and supply. If everybody has got more money out of nowhere, the demand of every goods and service would also increase almost commensurately (since everybody becomes rich, everybody now wants to own a Mercedes, fly in a business class, buy more fruits and chocolates). This would lead to an increase in the price of all the goods and services in the country (inflation).
Therefore to become rich, the country (its people) has to increase its production. That's the reason why countries are crazy about GDP (a measure of production).

Wooooow, you couldn't have simplified it further. You'll make a great teacher...

kenzysmith:
Ering halaand is playing in a farmers league he should go to seriaA to see if he can repeat the trick. This guy might score 40Epl goals this season . I trust floretino Perez in 2 yrs time a fee of 300m will be in man city account.

Hahahahaha,

hammer3x:
THE WOMEN CAME FROM GOD, AS FIRST CREATION.


ANGELS PHYSICALLY LOOK LIKE YOU AND ME BUT CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS AND WALK THROUGH THEM, HEARING UNLIMITED AND MOVE AS FAST AS THE WIND.

Hahaha, i know you are joking with all these funny and evading answers of yours. But I understand it's typical of you Christians to do that.

PoliteActivist:
See definition of incest below

You are a Christian, right? How did we all get here? From the biblical point of view.