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Aitee1:
It shows the mentality of the person incharge of pushing threads to fp >:

Mr sista, d tin taya pesin

What's special abt dis please and why do craps like this hit FP recently?

Olodo Baba

If you're asked to act the role of a gay with excessive smooching for #2m, would u take d script?
Answer and give your reasons pls

Iamoluwaslim:
explain 2 me, u said they don't work 4 nairaland, they'r nairaland demself!...I don't get it!

Please check for the meaning of this word m.o.d.e.r.a.t.o.r.s.... That's what they are

Op, what of military checkpoint? This one, dem no need to tell u not to use ur fone. Only u go advise urself

Op, what of military checkpoint? This one, dem no need to tell u not to use ur fone. Only u go ad use urself

Y is dis not on FP yet, abeg

Iamoluwaslim:
so lalasticlala is d owner of nairaland dat has bn existing for almost a decade ago!...wow!

U don't seem to understand me, bros

Iamoluwaslim:
do they work for nairaland?

Na dem be nairaland

Iamoluwaslim:
stop it! So many people lik using d names as signature on posts!

Ok. Not like signatures to a post. They're moderators who we require to move our threads to front page. Otherwise the post go remain where e dey o

Iamoluwaslim:
pls who is lalasticlala is he d founder of nairaland or wat? And another Ishilove too!

Noo, they're both my uncles

DeHero1:
Why should it always be pastors?

Can't u use an imam for joke?

See dis one. Is d joke far from the truth? Park well biko

Kenzico:
'+'

@ kenzico, how many plots of land u wan buy?

Behira:
Just follow d rules and regulations of the church if u must worship dia.

Worship is a thing of the mind. Not like we're in some barracks. You don't force someone to worship God. Its a heavenly matter that's why we are different from moslems and Like my late dad used to say, you're free to do whatever pleases you so far your actions doesn't affect other people wrongly otherwise the reaction would be decided by all those affected and looking at the scene, I don't see wherein I have contravened this.

Behira:
funny i must confess.....but i resist the spirit to laff abt this topic. Amen

Walahi, no be small tin. Pastors been putting us in problems since 1700BC

As much as I don't want to make a joke about this I'm so tempted to do so.
This is a real encounter of what transpired in church today. pastor was praying and all of us in the congregation were shouting amen in a unified loud voice. I guess pastor wasn't ok with that and he says I want your amen to do better than that. We echoed another amen in a louder voice.
He wasn't satisfied yet and he says let your amen sound like thunder then the whole congregation shouted a much more louder amen and he still says, " I want your amen to be so loud to bring down this roof.
Omor, naim I tap my friend wey we come church together naim I say, 'bros, I dey take off abeg,. If God answer the request of this pastor now, all of us go die here o. Before pastor put all of us for trouble, Make I dey outside sit with my fone in case kassala burst. I go be d first to snap post on nairaland
Cc: lalasticlala

I don't usually go to church with my bible and jotter. I always prefer to go with my tablet or android phone. So today, I went with my android phone and when it was time for sermon, here comes this busy body usher

Note: I was typing the message as fast as I could on my note and making reference to the bible where necessary still on the same phone.

So, the usher walks up to me and politely warned me of using the phone while service was on. I tried to explain to him and I even showed the content of what I was doing with the phone. He insisted I put my phone in my pocket that he would get me a piece of paper and pen. So, I grudgingly obliged.

Later in the sermon, pastor asks everyone to turn to his bible to read a particular passage together, but there was a little delay in projecting the passage on the screen so I opted for my phone again and the busy body of an usher came again like he was monitoring me from a distance and was now warning me that I should respect myself if I won't want to be embarrassed that the directive is from the pastor. I was so infuriated but kept my cool as I was in the House of God and I won't want to create a scene such that people might think I'm possessed and the whole church conducting a deliverance section for me.

The annoying thing is that our pastor uses his tablet too some times although I didn't see him use it today. My question is in a situation where by an usher sees what ure using your phone for, why does the church still prohibits its usage as me for one, my speed on my keys is immeasurably comparable to my use of a pen. I'm also aware some people might use their phones for a wrong means but in the case I explained above, is it a sin to use one's phone or tablet for jottings?

Mods please help move this to front page so we can share ideas

I'll comment my reserve when this thread reaches front page

No be small tin. If d ram venture escapes even with all dat tying, omo na suicide mission naim sure pass

Omo na 3 oo. I go sha do d real fada back. I go rape him wife too even if she old like Sarah and d daughter too even though na minor

In Chibok where I come from, we havent seen any of dat even though I was born in d 80s

I guess this was spotted in Saraki's hometown
Cc: lalasticlala..

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oluspencer:
Broseeee...... I'm ur bae bestie...... Can I get 2 know u in my bank acct

afolwalex20:
U didn't get his question..

He's asking if d oda guy knows u r dating d girl

Oh! I'm not sure abt dat. I think its high time I got to meet this guy

tedimola:
Does he know u as her bf? If No, sorry is ur name.
U re just washing car for another man to drive.

Of course she does. We spend great deal of time together anytime she's around. I'm deeply convinced she even loves me more Dan I love her. What I don't just understand is her rationale for this behaviour.

My babe has a very close male friend who's name is saved as My love. At first, I thought that was me until I critically looked at the disparity in the digit and confirmed a different number from mine. When I approached her about it, she claims he's her bestie and they've known for long. Sometimes, she calls me up to inform me they would both be studying together through out the night. The one that really got me pissed up was one evening when I called her without response. She called back hours later to narrate to me that she had been sleeping for long in this guy's room. Consequently, I've been forced to believe she's in an affair with this Her love of a guy. Overtime, i have advised her to properly save the name with the guy's name as this is highly tormenting but she won't. Is she being unimaginably naughty or there are more strings attached to her explanation
Cc: lalasticlala, seun, ishilove...

I always hear, gosh, you have the most alluring pair of eyes, pink lips, well lined out eye brow and curvy arse but only say u short
Abeg, na me create myself