Mad country with mad people. Someone's dying and people taking pix. I'm sure op was one of them. Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaats! All of u. Including the op

Pinkybush:
Good for him. He sold South-South right to become minister.

Dumbest post ever. I don't understand how he sold south south right or whatever you call it. He only towed a party line which didn't prevent the Niger deltans from voting for PDP. The difference in the margin is highly immeasurable. Would u blame Amaechi now that despite the strong support from south south, Good luck still lost? Coz me I still feel Amaechi coming from South south has nothing to do with emergence of Buhari as president except his financial sponsorship which in any case even if he had sponsor Good luck as well, he would loose still

Make I kukuma drop my degree programme go for skill acquisition then

Where's Sunny Neji on the list?

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!
The Federal Government of Nigeria under the able leadership of General Muhammadu Buhari is glad to announce to all Graduates, University and Polytechnic Students, and Applicants that today is Thursday 15th October 2015 and that tomorrow will be Friday 16th October 2015.
Thank you for reading.
You can now go back to what you were doing.

smiles..

God of vengeance at work. All enemies of Nigeria shall all die one after the other by one firm of infirmity or the other.

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Tonda faya 2face d.ick for commencing this wrong legendary act of his. Now we have plenty kids born outta wedlock from our supposedly yeyebrities. Seen. Next...

Initial gragra

I thought as much. I'm an Egyptian living in Nigeria. Does that make me more or less a Nigerian? Coz I'm guilty of most of these things.

In fact, every spirit of Nigerian in my life, starting from this moment, fall down, saumersault, be roasted, and blended by fire in Jesus name...

So Amaechi no get discipline apart from politician

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This post appears rather clumsy for me to comprehend. Someone please help me interprete the pishure in Hausa language pls

Ok

Hahahahahahaahahaha. *Falls off from Access bank roof*

Recently, I had a recount of my past relationships till present and I've realized that at some point in my life, there are some girls I'd loved and cherished so much but either dey cared less or even don't care while some other girls that gave me so much attention, care and love but the reciprocation was extremely low. Most times, I oblige just to fulfil that sexual need.
I have come to understand that when a guy tends to love a lady more, she tends to have issues more and might end up frustrating hell out of the guy's life while on the other hand when a lady loves a guy more, he tends to take her feelings for granted. However, it can be arguably said that it is rare to find a 50:50 love from both parties, For equilibrium, what's your take on this? Whose affection should be higher? The guy or the lady?
Cc: lalasticlala...

Y she no cover her bum bum na? Abi what's her mission dere? If na Minna, no doubt she go cause accident wella. Hausa men wey like to dey look woman nyansh

HighIQ:
you. are not serious at all . na you spoil this thread for me with ur double quoting. I don't know what ur problem is.

Mallam, must u quote the entire post?

I so much agree with banking coz I'm a graduate of mass communication working in a bank. My branch manager is a graduate of electrical engineering while the assistant branch manager is a graduate of mechanical engineering, whereas the customer care officer is a graduate of agric engineering.
Only a microscopic few piloting the affairs of the branch actually studied banking related courses.

An amazing woman in a lovely, sexually unrevealing dress. Will you marry me, my lady?

Abeg, which kind hairdo come be dis one The hair looking so disgusting and unkept upon all d money wey him get. I cant even wish my enemy's enemy dis kind hairstyle self. I heard Majek is outta Rehab, I think Agwu is next..

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Hi Pals, I've been following up with Shuga from season 1 and recently I got linked up with Gidi up and I tend to find it more fascinating although my friend claims shuga is more interesting.
My friend prefers shuga because of their unique pidgin English while I prefer Gidi up coz of the lessons on morality it teaches.
If you've seen both series, please tell us which is more interesting and reasons why please...
Lalasticlala...

EggovinMma:


What did she expose? Did you see her nip.ple?
You these unripe men of these days! UNA TOO DO AMEBO! !!

I'm not surprised a lady is quoting me about this. Obviously ure the make up artist. U don't have to expose your boobs to tell the world ure beautiful. It should just come natural. I can't wait for God to just destroy this world like He did with S&G so we can have peace. Man's problems have always been caused by women. Y??

I guess dat part exposed is the hormones relaxer. My question is why women always exposing their boobs? And the hubby ok with this? The funny thing be say all na packaging. If she entirely unveil the package behind it naw, don't be shocked to see say d tin no big pass tangerine. The height of moral decadence. I wish Timi and his wife well.
Anyways, HBD to her

Rubbish song

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khalebzy:
Shut that big mouth! If she open for you, u no go suck?

Maybe u suck anything dat comes ur way, but hell no for me

Deflated boobs