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I've been looking for this movie, Dry. Can someone advise me on how/where to download it?

All these whacked bloggers self. I live in Bosso, Niger state and there have not been any confirmed report of violence in the area recently so I wonder where u got these stories from. Unless u mean Niger as a country not as a state in Nigeria coz Bosso, Niger state doesn't share boundary with any country

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Jesus sharp sharp ministries

To all d briefly summarized guys out there, we rock! I've realized it pays more to have a tall bank acct than it is to be tall in height for nuffing

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Yoruba ladies and bleaching are like Lai Mohammed and lies

Senseless administration. They were always quick to pick out faults from the previous administration. Now its glaring how ineffectual they are. Like I always tell party chieftains, "don't even involve yourself in any opposition, they'll vote themselves out by their poor performance coz its so glaring that APC is the highest fraud that has ever happened to Nigeria. I'm just waiting for a probe from our expected party come 2019 and we'll all see how APC milked Nigeria in a spate of 4years. Bunch of thieves and bastards.
Quote me and die!!!

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Lmao. The same CBN involved in arms deal scam, money laundering and illegal recruitments? Smh 4this con3

I'm the third guy. How time really flies. If u see me noe ehn. I don chop up o

gabinogem:
It is always wise to go into formal agreement when one is getting involve in transactions like this to avoid such mess. However, u need a lawyer(on property matters).

I never knew the completion would take that long. I though the apartment would be ready on or before my rent expires. Buh from my explanation, do you even think I have a case at all?

Hello friends,
I have an issue that's been lingering for a while between my landlord and myself and I need contributions and assertions to know if I'm wrong at all.

I stay in a set contained apartment before I got married. And few months before the expiration of my rent, I met my landlord and indicated my interest for a one bedroom apartment in the same compound which is almost at completion level.

We negotiated and reached at an agreed amount but my landlord informed me that he cant complete the 1bedroom now as he's having some financial constraints so in order to help him mop up cash, I decided to pay for the rent of the new apartment even though the rent of my self contained remains 2months to expire.

So my landlord continued with the finishing touch and along the line the money I paid him was not yet enough to get the house ready for me to move in. Then my wife and I kept waiting even though she became angry at some point but I was able to pacify her anyway.

Three months later, my landlord completed the new apartment and advised me to move in but was now informing me that either I balance him for the months I stayed extra in the self contained or he would calculate it from my new rent.

I told him I couldn't agree to that that the delay was from him not me. I reminded him the inconvenience he put my family through. He's currently angry saying he won't give me the new house again and I will have to pack out of the self contained then he will balance me.

We're still on this case but I want to know what professionals in estate management and urban planners think about this. Matured contributions pls

Cc: mods. Please help move this to FP in order to garner enough contributions

Where are the utomis'. We need more insights.

That means as at today in the parallel market, the naira weakened against the dollar by N1 cos it was N320 as at yesterday.

2019 is just so far like kuvuki land

"Make una see me See wahalaoooo!

I went for the burial of a friend's grand father somewhere in Nassarawa State. In that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die.

So this man came along and said that the next person who will die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. Friends, since yesterday I still dey there ooo. Nobody wan first go ooo.

Everybody just lie down. Even the old man at age 112 is lying down beside me, asking me if my people never start to look for me.

As I'm talking to you now, I'm still lying down. What should I do next?"

Cc: lalasticlala

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Got this from a friend on Facebook and thought it worthwhile to share it to the parents and future parents in the house.

This kind selfie na wao. What disciplinary do u suggest should be taken against this cop?

Abeg, lalasticlalala, help intercede on his behalf so that he doesn't receive a heavy hammer on his head

Fayose buys plantain from a young boy who is expected to be in school. As the state's chief administrator, he is expected to condone the act of dehumanizing such a child or propose a scholarship programme to enhance the child to further his schooling in the event that his parents can't afford to send him to school.

Or lalasticlalala, what do you think about this?

Fashion goes crazy, hit or miss?

Believe it or not. This dude is making waves. I won't be surprised if he eventually emerges President. But I tag him as an economic reformist.

Lalasticlala, what do you think about him?

I have been dating my girlfriend for over a year now. We share a lot of dreams and aspirations together, we've had lots of fun as well despite our differences. She recently completed her university degree and I am hoping to propose to her immediately after her Nysc as I wouldn't like her to wear an engagement ring for too long. But that aside, I'm an extrovert while she is an introvert. Her dad is a pastor. Maybe that's why she lives a reserved and lonely lifestyle. More so, she told me she was raped 5years ago and that's how she was deflowered.
The issue here is that she hates sex. She always complains of being exhausted no matter how gentle I ride. Because of this, we barely have sex. I had thought her reason for denying me of sex most times is because we ain't legitimately married until this morning when she opened up to me and it was like the shock of my life.
She confessed she has never enjoyed any of our sexual intercourse and most times she fakes the moaning because she wants me to feel like a man and this morning, she doesn't have the energy to fake anything, if its possible for us to stay without sex that she doesn't enjoy anything that all she feels is pain. Then I asked to know if she's doing all of these because we ain't married yet. She said no that even during marriage, it will still be like dat. She began suggesting my sexual demand is too high for her and she can't take it any longer that I should go look for someone else who enjoys sex like me. Since this morning, I can't help clearing off those stuffs off my head. I don't know if the issue lies with me or her and if its me, how can I slow down my urge? And if its with her, how can I make us both reach a state of equilibrium?
Useful advise please?

Muahmad:
stop blaming us we know what we are talking about. Are u an illitrate?

See this mugu. Now, tell me how you'll pass when you can't spell illiterate properly. Need I remind u, u were a toddler when I gained admission in the year 2002

From their book of lamemtations, it is obvious those ones have failed. Theyre either under prepared or over prepared.This is highly ridiculous jor. How can answers not be in the options provided or dem don go do sabi sabi go dey read outside syllabus.

The sch still tried now. At least, they sent 30k to the victim's family

So what happens to our politicians who steal billions in USD. I feel sorry for this country

I'm proud to be an access bank staff. Very innovative bank

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When is this loafer of a president begin his fraudulent vacation?

So who kon old pass among dem?

Liar