₦airaland Forum

olumide4christ:
THERE ARE PLOTS OF LAND FROM LUGBE TO KUJE ALONG THE AIRPORT ROAD THAT ARE GOING FOR BTW N1 -N5 MILLION.

Those once na lands? Majority of dem no even get common R of O let alone C of O

sammaking:
I smell HOMO.. srry I mean OMO

Wawa

bigerboy200:
Lol..so most Canadians have up to 20million naira ( equivalent) in their account Better don't rush..d grass isn't always greener on d other side ohhhh.

Obviously u know little abt living and working in Canada. Would you prefer sticking ur ass here in a country whose currency has dwindling value or stay in and work in a country with very robust economy. Canada presently has nearly the best mortgage facility. Do u know you while in Canada, you can secure a mortgage facility for a minimum period of time, you're to live in it while you make your monthly contributions. If you so desire to terminate this mortgage contract, you will recover all the payments you've made so far for a house you equally live in as well. They also have the best paying job. My dear, in all frankness, you see 20m naira as a whole lot of money but I see it as a mere paper in a country as this.

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But according to d policewoman, it was an accidental discharge as the suspect tried to escape na

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D faces of some dem sha. Dey be like, "Nigerians, don't expect miracles from us, we self na human being like u

This appears like a well rehearsed event to me.

Hopefully waiting for a counter tread

kennygee:
20m biko.

20M that I can use 10M to buy land in Abuja, build a duplex and boys quarters that I would put up for rent.

Then invest 10M in business.

Abeg, tell me where u want buy a plot of land with 10 m for abj, except u want go live with Gwari's for abuja forest

Lemme comment before thinking.
@ Op, what'd you say is wrong with Basket mouth? Hope he's fine o. We can't afford to loose another comedian so soon o

Even if u give me N100m, Na Canada all d way. That's d best country to live and work now

engrshakespeare:
U be real mumu. Do chinese recognize it as a religion or a school of thought. keep copying and pasting am sure u got ur brain in the same way.

Ure just so pathetic. I've shown u evidence to prove that its a religion. Y don't u prove otherwise? You're just busy arguing blindly.

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engrshakespeare:
If you truly know the meaning of the word, you would know its not a religion.

Mumu, please see below for your attention.

Confucianism, also known as Ruism, is an ethical and philosophical system, also described as a religion, [note 1] developed from the teachings of the Chinese philosopher Confucius (551–479 BCE).

victoreltemur:
...askin whom oliseh is?....He is a pilot...see mumu

Goat, park well

Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 . His
teacher always yelled at him, calling him
"a waste of conception, time and space.
And a sure failure in life ". One day, poor
Shehu's grand mother came to school to
check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she
had never seen such a dumb boy all her
life; and advised her to withdraw and
enrol him under an artisan , because
formal schooling for Shehu would be a
total waste of time and money . The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's
remarks, withdrew her grandson from the
school and relocated to Maiduguri . 25
years later the teacher was diagnosed
with a brain tumour. All the doctors she
met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria
(practicing in Maiduguri) could perform
this procedure. Left with no alternative,
the poor teacher agreed to have the
surgery performed . Fortunately, It was
successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young
doctor smiling down at her. She wanted
to thank him but could not speak . She
looked sideways and suddenly began to
express shock & anguish , her face
started to turn pale ; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him
something but couldn't. She struggled,
she fought hard ... Till she gave up the
Ghost and died . The young doctor was
shocked . He tried to find out what went
wrong . Eventually he found out that itwas our dear Shehu (now working as a
cleaner in the hospital) who had
disconnected the lady's ventilator to
connect his phone charger .
Wait... You thought that Shehu became
the doctor ? If I hear ....

Cc: Lalasticlala. Please help move dis to FP Asap

Buhari Y now? Is dis d change u promised us? Yesterday, a policeman lost his arm on duty, today we hear of one civilian beating two policemen. Na wao

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Dickson is a bastard. What's his motive for this huge wastage or madness?

Abacha, cute soldier. It reins in dia blood

I'm a confucianist. How can I contribute pls?

Teekrayne:
............. Wetin dis one dey talk

Obviously, u no get sense so park well

Teekrayne:
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You have a doctoral degree in foolishness, stupidity and wereyness...... Only you? Your brain needs a thorough factory setting....

Onyeara ki bu

liyahwillie:
OoooHhhh why will they allow drunkard's like this to be on nairaland!mtchew...all this characters of PEOPLE DECIEVE PEOPLE(PDP)

U be mumu. Sorry, I don't have a hand in ur case, pls consult ur ancestors

Na wao. Upon d expo wey dem give am, he still Bleep up. Na only niggas from Daura fit Bleep up like dis

This should never make front page

Can someone pls explain d joke here? I guess I've lost my sense of humour. For us here in Chibok, if a joke isn't about boko haram, den its not funny

Not funny.

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