Sabrwahaqqo:
What's not possibu in this ninejiriya?

And your contribution is

ilobasama:
Brother you dont love your lady. If you do you wont cheat on her.

And NO, not all men cheat. Only weak and irresponsible men do that.

Once again, you dont love her, you can never love someone and cheat on them

Should I be worried as she doesn't see anything wrong in me cheating?

pet4ril:
And op said the woman won't walk away when she catch him cheating. ..(1), never predict what a woman can do to a cheating husband. (2)if you see her cheating, will you like it (3) what do you think is so special in all those tiny legs ladies you are cheating with You are just pulling the trigger with the nuzzle facing you n u will soon release the bomb. ..people go just dey use hand dey invite trouble for their selves

Hmmm. Are u suggesting she might be cheating as well since she doesn't see anything wrong in me cheating?

I'm deeply in love with my orente. She means so much to me and I hold her in high esteem. I can't do without hearing from her at least 3 times daily despite my schedule at work on all days but I've come to realize that despite my unfailing love for her, I still cheat on her. Though, once she caught me cheating on her but she won't walk away. I believe she's forced to assume now that cheating is in the DNA of most men.

To the guys here, is it really possible to love your wife or babe so dearly and cheat on her? When you cheat on her, is it still fair to boast of your love for her? Also, why do most men cheat? Is it really true that cheating is in the DNA of men? Should we conclude its as a result of rampant moral decadence? Is there a way to stop it?
Cc: mods please do the needful

This is y I've always prayed to God for male children only. I can't stand all these sexual abuse anymore. Girl kids are no longer safe @ sch, compd, church, mosque, family etc. Abeg what's happening to all these people and why these rampant madness?

Kini big deal abt dat dressing?

This present administration is only known for empty promises. Its not new. I'm not expecting any thing different from Fowler. Like Baba like Fowl.

Jesus Sharp sharp ministries

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”
.
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my head na
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
15) When they advice u for 3 hours and say Abeg be going before u say I talk too much

Our Mothers are wonderful
.
True or false

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”
.
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my head na
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
15) When they advice u for 3 hours and say Abeg be going before u say I talk too much

Our Mothers are wonderful
.
True or false

@ age 3, sand rice with derica cup

I've once reared snail but never grass cutter. I feel grass cutter has more income but low on patronage whereas snail is cheaper but yields high turnover. Now, I strongly feel that more income with low turnover isn't business. Real business has to do with turnover volume

tpiander:
Any particular reason for the question?

Black sheep

starlingslimnet:
Oga na joke i dey oo

Lol. I know na. See ur big head

starlingslimnet:
Hmm.....personally i think Denrele is crazy, Charlie crazier and OP is the craziest for bringing up this poo here.

. U no well seriously

Fellow nairalanders, as most of us would have been making preparations for tomorrow's service of pur different churches, I would like us to briefly debate on which church is more aggressive in prayers between MFM and CAC then you give justifications for your answer. This is meant to be taken serious coz some people might depend on ur response as yardstick for their decisions.
Cc: seun, lalasticlala, ishilove

I was in the office today and two colleagues of mine were arguing about who is Nigerian craziest celebrity and two people topped the list. Denrele or Charlie. I became interested in d conversation not coz I was idle but because of the funny reasons different people gave.
So who's craziest between the two and what is your reason?
Cc: lalasticlala, seun, ishilove

I am 30 years, a contract staff in a commercial bank with a low income of abt 60k, Although I have my HND, but as a result of the trending dichotomy between HND and Bsc holders, I have recently opted for a direct entry programme to enable me brace up with current workforce demands.
My girlfriend, on the other hand is a final year student in a reputable Nigerian university. I don't understand why it is at this point of my current desire to go for a degree that she would get pregnant . For the record, I love my girlfriend so much that I don't want to loose her. Dear nairalanders, I need your candid advise on whether to keep the baby or not. Matured advise pls
Cc: lalasticlala, seun, ishilove...

Where's d joke pls? Still searching for it. Abi is it a joke in another joke or I'm I d only 1 who's lost his sense of humour?

I don get alert, God win by Korede Bello

And Jesus wept.
Someone help me with d verse

Make I hear say I read all dat. D poster below me, please briefly summarize and xplain what d op means in one sentence pls.

TYPICAL NIGERIAN MENTALITY
1.Every Sunday is RICE
2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
5.Every detergent is OMO
6.Every Chinese knows KARATE
7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
8.Every white man is RICH and CONNECTED
9.Every police takes BRIBE
10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor
ones are MALLAM
11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
13.Every igbo man likes MONEY
14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
15.Every guy that owns a car is RICH
16.Every kidnapper comes from NIGER
DELTA........
YOU can add YOURS

Resign so you both can start afresh. If he meets the same fate, den one village witch is watching him in 3D

Na wao! The beater must have gotten pregnant by a madly infested sperm to have terribly pounced on d beatee as described in d story

.

They dare not try that shit with Nigerian Army. I just dey imagine d conversation that may have ensued if it were NA.
Lastma: My friend, stop dere. Nobody is above d law
(Some dark looking soldiers with fiery face comes out and ask)
Army: I say wetin?
Lastma: I dey kraze to tell u to stop? Before I say stop, but now I say Shun sir
Army: Na God save u, d kind slap wey I for give u go make u run mad

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