Emmalaw10:
Today is my birthday. There is this tradition here. So, let's see how it goes!

. Sorry, no vex

Hit like if you feel the driver who parked this car should get an award or hit share if you believe you can park a car same way


Lalasticlala come see o

Does that make them powerful too?

EreluY:


WHEN WILL YOU AND FELLOW MENTALLY COLONISED AFRICANS REALISE THAT THE SO CALLED HOLY BOOKS CONTAIN ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIAN FOLKLORES - SOMETHING AKIN TO FAGUNWA'S IGBO OLODUMARE.

AT 55, THIS WOMAN HAS REACHED THE MAXIMUM END OF THE CLIMACTERIC SPECTRUM. THIS IS INDISPUTABLY IVF. STOP ASCRIBING IT TO A FICTITIOUS GOD.

Ode...Weyrey oshi.

Our God is same yesterday, today and forever. He proved it with Sarah yesterday, he's still in the business of creating babies today and there's no expiry date tomorrow

Is dis supposed to be a joke?

This list is incomplete without infinix. I even wonder what Nokia is doing there. Do people still use Nokia? Even the lumia self is not appealing

Its wrong to judge a book by its cover

dustmalik:

In this case, there is clear evidence against those who rigged the election. If there was such against any APC governor, I don't see how that governor would escape justice.

There can't be any evidence against any APC governor from our Propagandist party except against any governor who goes astray. A case study is Bukola Saraki. If he hadn't derailed from the wishes of his party for the emergence of a Senate president, he would have still been acknowledged an upright man.

hotdi:


I agree with u but all these are political phases we must pass through to mature. If we close our eyes from all these political irregularities we are going no where. This particular probe is strictly military affairs. Military as an institution needs this to instill discipline.

How comes the emergence of all APC governors are upright whereas PDP faulted?

What a sickening conspirators theory. This is why Nigeria will always fail to progress as a nation. Distractions here and there. When a person is elected into a position, he uses his first two years to fight opponents and pending court cases from the state treasury. This however, will have a negative effect on the elected's performance. Take for instance, Wike for example, he does not know his fate at this point. He has to fight tooth and nail to ensure he doesn't vacate his seat. By so doing, projects that ought to be executed in the state will be pended until theres a light at the end of the tunnel. In the long run, Riverians will suffer whether Wike wins or looses since there isn't consistency.
I just taya for this country politricks sha.

I lost my sagem my x4 last week, if I catch the baga, I go tear him eye with bottles be dat.
Meanwhile as today na my bday, and me amd shal3wa promised to fu3k ourselves to death, where she come dey na?

Abbykem:
Chai! 2day is sunday I begggy. HBD

Yes oo. Till either of us die

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Are you truly convinced this is Alison Madueke?
This pix appears photoshopped. But come to think of it, if Good luck had won his re-election bid, would she had been this sick? Or is this a gimmick to avoid law of karma like her late brother, Alameigh...something?

If I were u, I'll commit murder and commit suicide, in that case, no winner, no vanquished!
Anyways, today's my bday. Me and shalewa go f_ck ourselves until there's nothing left of us

At this point, if super eagles and Chelsea play, super eagles might win dem still o

PRODUTIM1:
In light of drop in patronages being witness across the country in our football viewing centres,the association of viewing centres in Nigeria is to hold a prayer session for Chelsea. This is aim at boosting their income because of decrease in attendance by most Chelsea fans due to back to back lose by their dear team. Date and time is yet to be fixed but we urge all Nairalanders to join in prayer so as to help Chelsea and this viewing centres. LOL!

Kilo kanmi

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On this fateful thursday, we opened our branch like every other day. The first customer to enter the banking hall was a highly infuriated irate customer. He walked up to the customer care and angrily demanded his account balance. The CCO wrote the customer's available account balance on a piece of paper and handed it to him in a confidential manner.
Suddenly, the guy flared up saying he got a debit alert of #30,000 a day before whereas he never transacted. He claimed his debit card was right away with him when he got the debit alert.
The customer care officer checked the customer's transaction history and saw a withdrawal of #30,000 using our branch ATM. The guy still insisted he wasn't privy to such withdrawal. So, he was asked to write a letter of complaint concerning an unauthorized withdrawal made from the account. My guy wote and his complain was thereafter forwarded to the branch manager who now spooled the CCTV footage of the alleged transaction, date/time and who made the withdrawal. The image looked like the guy but the person appeared younger. But when this image was shown to my guy, he denied ever seeing that person. He began shouting and yelling on top of his voice in a bid to draw out sympathy from other bank customers. He insisted his money should be given to him there and then. The BM and chief security officer tried to interrogate him as there seem to be a lot of semblance between him and the unauthorized withdrawer. But he yelled continuously. As he turned out to become a nuisance in the banking hall, he was now handed to the police officers who watch over the banking premises. In fact, the BM secretly advised one of the police guys to shake the guy a bit so he could just give us a meaningful information. Unknown to him, the police guy had over drunk himself to nearly stupor and was nearly unconscious he's operating in a banking environment. So as they passed the troublesome customer to the police unit, the drunk police just said, "You're the baga that is worrying everybody abi?"
The young man replied, "Oga, I'm not a baga! I know my right. You can not intimidate me even in a uniform else I'll Sue the Nigerian Police Force and the bank and everyone complacent in my fraudulent transactions will be sacked". E be like say that comment tear the police guy brain na so he cock him gun, threatening to shoot at the guy. Initially we thought he was bluffing. He continued to mean it.
At this point, our constitutional customer-lawyer went on his knees begging the police not to shoot him that the person that made the withdrawal was his brother and that the plot was carried out by both of them so as to eat the bank's money. As he begged, tears rolled down his cheek. At this point, the kind vex wey boil from the drunken police no be hereooo. He just started panting up and down beating his chest that he will kill this bastard and bury him himself, he will not only end there, he will kill his thief of a brother, their mom, their father, their neighbors and everyone known to them. While the guy was on his knees still begging, he pointed his gun to the customer's fore head, asking him to say his last wish and prayers as he goes to meet the Lord. O boy, at that point, it dawned on everyone say this na deal gone bad. The BM called him begged him not to carry out his threat that we should just pardon him. He refused. The BM promised to settle him and his team #2,000 for their helpfulness so far, he declined that he wants the guy's blood. His partner come see as this police guy serious naim him warn am not to carry his threat. He tells him to shut him pointing the gun to his partner, my BM wan run, he tell am to freeze pointing the gun to him directing everyone to be on their knees. Na so my BM begin beg am say him get baby twins wey dey still young o. Walahi, that day. It took the intervention of local mobs(agberos) before we could displace the police man of his gun and arrested o. Praise the Lord
Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove... FP things pls make we jolly small. Happy sunday to all and sundry

Abeg from the list of cities below, who stubborn pass?
1. Warri Boys
2. Aba boys
3. PH boys
4. Auchi boys
5. Okene boys
6. Ajegunle boys
7. Add yours

#[b][/b]No Rigging, #No sentiment#
Let's go...

Like he bleeped pdp and refused to pay

Waiting for a counter response from FFK

Yesterday, I visited Abuja from Minna to quickly deliver something. Upon my return to minna, from suleja, I decided to pick some passengers so as to make up for the fuel purchased for my trip so I carried 2guys who apparently were students in front and 4 other passengers behind(a Fulani man, a very pretty hausa young lady and two market women). So, about 1 hour while I drove through the dusty and deep potholes, the pretty Hausa babe who I had been eyeing using my mirror, who had become shy as a result of my excessing eye glance, asked me to help her with battery to enable her make call with her small Nokia phone. I initially thought she needed a charger because her English no just clear to comprehend. She insisted she needed a battery not a charger naim the Fulani man beside her offered to give out his battery. So, he removed the battery of the only phone he has and gave it to this babe. The thing just baffle me for my mind but I no just say anything. So, my pretty Hausa babe made her call and series of other calls. Later, she alighted in Paiko. The thing pain me die sha as my mind no let me ask for her number. Na so the fine babe just discharge. So we kept moving. As we reached approached Mobil filling station after 20 mins in Minna na so the Fulani man begin make some kind disturbing moves, since nothing dey to admire, I no just send the man. Suddenly, the man just bursted out in loud cry. "My battery! My battery!! My battery!!!. Na so the man tell me to stop. I ask am what for? Him say him want go look for the babe. Naim the fulani guy man alight come board another car dey go paiko to go look for the hausa babe. Na so I burst in laughter. I say see mumu o, person wey don reach house since

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Who's Fela? Sorry I'm going to be 17 next month

APC: All Propaganda Congress! Una no dey taya?

Warri no dey carry last. No be today. It have tayed