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RomanceRe: I Bought 2 Packs Of Boxers Yesterday See What I Saw When I Opened It by lashorrt(f): 5:41pm On May 27, 2017
SorftWerk:
u mean u aren't an igbo lady? Wow! I'd totally believe if someone had told me u are IBO...why not start by telling me where u are from?


I'm doing great here my dear and u?
Do you know lagos? That's where I'm from.
RomanceRe: Most Read! My Wife Was Ungrateful. by lashorrt(f): 5:37pm On May 27, 2017
This story is ridiculous grin
I could point out all the insane parts but my hands go tire.

RomanceRe: My Gf Calls Me "Handsome", Am I Really Handsome? (hot Pics) by lashorrt(f): 5:14pm On May 27, 2017
NwaObinkita:
Are you like Kaitlyn Jenner or Miss Sahara..

Or you are just a natural woman wannabe?
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RomanceRe: I Bought 2 Packs Of Boxers Yesterday See What I Saw When I Opened It by lashorrt(f): 5:11pm On May 27, 2017
SorftWerk:
beautiful ibo lady, how are u?
Awh Fam! Thank you, what is ibo though? I'm actually doing great. How about you, are you good ?
RomanceRe: Happy Children's Day To These Warri Kids by lashorrt(f): 4:46pm On May 27, 2017
Awh! they're so cute, I wanna hug all of them.
RomanceRe: N'landers Men Come In And Chose Yours (picture) by lashorrt(f): 4:39pm On May 27, 2017
If she's ugly and intelligent that means she has the capability of securing a good paying job and surgery is optional, she can fix her looks.

And since she's ugly there's a high possibility that she doesn't have/hasn't had many intimate partners so she falls under a secondary virgin "she's tight bruh"

Ugly people are clean, neat, hostile & caring
But wait, how ugly is the person, utmost ugliness or what? Cause a person can be ugly but there's always that something that makes them cute ie nice smile, bright teeth, good skin etc but still ugly though.
RomanceRe: How Else Can One Earn Trust From A Wife? by lashorrt(f): 4:18pm On May 27, 2017
Sir you sound like you are needy. I'm sorry but half of your story sounds fabricated as well. Answer phone this, car park this. Arh! Narcissism
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Chick With K Leg?? by lashorrt(f): 3:36pm On May 27, 2017
MrCork:
..K Leg is when yorrr leg is K...

Duh!!!!
undecided
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RomanceRe: The Reason Why You Should Have So Many Exes by lashorrt(f): 2:38pm On May 27, 2017
moblix:
Bros no verce o ur point no bad "just imagine ur mother given free pussy to her ex
But come on, why make an example about her mom? A Sister could have been better.
RomanceRe: The Reason Why You Should Have So Many Exes by lashorrt(f): 2:35pm On May 27, 2017
Raine80:
Have you noticed how she smiles every time she gets a message on her phone or when she returns from a night out with "friends"- The ex . The one who has one bigger than yours.
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RomanceRe: I Bought 2 Packs Of Boxers Yesterday See What I Saw When I Opened It by lashorrt(f): 2:01pm On May 27, 2017
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FamilyRe: Should I Expose My Wife's EX? by lashorrt(f): 1:45pm On May 27, 2017
She undermines you. It's either you stop entertaining her behaviour and put your foot down or be ready to watch her slip on another man's hands. Your wife is going to commit /has already committed adultery from how I see it.

Who earns more between you & her? I'm joking don't answer that grin
RomanceRe: Men Stop Sucking Watermelon And Women Stop Eating Banana B4 You Start - PHOTOS by lashorrt(f): 1:35pm On May 27, 2017
The same watermelon you guys suck is the same watermelon that produces fluid that can change the colour of an undergarment. Have you not asked yourself why that happens?

No fear at all
EventsRe: From School Relationship To The Altar;Longtime Friends Tie The Knot In Warri.PIC by lashorrt(f): 12:43pm On May 27, 2017
Awh! How cute is this tongue
RomanceRe: When He Knows How And When To Press The Right Button by lashorrt(f): 12:31pm On May 27, 2017
Asking from experience or what??
RomanceRe: What Would You Do In This Situation by lashorrt(f): 12:27pm On May 27, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
My mum is an adult and I have no right (unless I have lost my damn mind) to tell her what she should or not do with her private life. If it was something illegal or against the law, it would be different, but love/sex ain't got nothing on me..... So, I would thank my friend for the job but also remind him that his act with my mum is despicable, thus that friendship would end for good. I will wish them both happiness, and ask mum to never meet me while with him.
Life goes on.
On point.
RomanceRe: My Special Gifts To Guys by lashorrt(f): 12:25pm On May 27, 2017
crazyfemnist:
when I tell guys I stay alone in my apartment off-campus , they are always over-heel in love with visiting me, so I have some special gifts for dis categories of guys #fetching water things# una go fetch water sote your hands go peel off.
They should fetch wood & make fire too.... grin
RomanceRe: Crazy Post I Saw On FB Today by lashorrt(f): 12:04pm On May 27, 2017
glowryhaa:
undecided where is the joke?
Ask again please.
RomanceRe: Reading A Girl's Mind by lashorrt(f): 12:02pm On May 27, 2017
Most people just hate the dwarf ? grin grin
The so called dwarf is unbothered trust me.

RomanceRe: Reading A Girl's Mind by lashorrt(f): 11:50am On May 27, 2017
redbeans:
huh shocked. Y d hate sist?
Nah fam! I don't hate her, I have no room for hatred towards anybody but I'm kindly asking you not to do that again..
RomanceRe: Lol Can Someone Wish Me A Happy Bday Here. by lashorrt(f): 8:44am On May 27, 2017
Happy birthday
RomanceRe: Lol Can Someone Wish Me A Happy Bday Here. by lashorrt(f): 8:43am On May 27, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Three persons.....
I'm not laughing grin
FamilyRe: Men That Do House Chores For Their Wives (Photos) by lashorrt(f): 7:51am On May 27, 2017
ebuclassic18:
as slay queen tinz
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RomanceRe: Help! A Lady Is Pregnant For Me But I Don't Love Her by lashorrt(f): 6:32am On May 27, 2017
This time around you'll learn to love her. You have a lady you truly love yet still bang the one you don't /didn't love. See guys sef

Marry your baby mama, just so your child will grow with both parents grin
RomanceRe: Would You Marry Someone That Can't Give Birth? by lashorrt(f): 5:57am On May 27, 2017
If you love her, Yes! why not? There are so many kids out there in need of love and care, adopting should be an option.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Laughs Out Loud Whenever I Ask Her For Sex by lashorrt(f):
Who asks for sex though! Isn't it sométhing that just flows by íts self on the moment of romancing / cuddling

How do you say it to her, " şosila şex me or baby sex me " ??

I don't blame her for laughing, I would laugh ťoo on that particular juncture, not because of it being funny but because I find it odd. I would even walk off.
RomanceRe: Reading A Girl's Mind by lashorrt(f): 5:23am On May 27, 2017
vanida6:
am here
Me and vanida6 in the same context. Mehn! I feel violated rn huh

Please don't do that again. Arh! huh
RomanceRe: What Would You Reply? by lashorrt(f): 10:56pm On May 26, 2017
Thank you for letting me know
RomanceRe: A Prostitute Drunk Sachet Water And Remains For Me. My Chest by lashorrt(f): 3:43pm On May 26, 2017
No shame grin

RomanceRe: Savagery Season 2 (pix) by lashorrt(f): 1:40am On May 26, 2017
Ancestor 1 & ancestor 2 grin

FamilyRe: My Husband Stil Chat With His EX!! by lashorrt(f): 1:03am On May 26, 2017
boiz2men:
anytime... mmy dearr... i mean what are friends for grin
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