SorftWerk:
u mean u aren't an igbo lady? Wow! I'd totally believe if someone had told me u are IBO...why not start by telling me where u are from?


I'm doing great here my dear and u?

Do you know lagos? That's where I'm from.

This story is ridiculous
I could point out all the insane parts but my hands go tire.

NwaObinkita:
Are you like Kaitlyn Jenner or Miss Sahara..

Or you are just a natural woman wannabe?

SorftWerk:
beautiful ibo lady, how are u?

Awh Fam! Thank you, what is ibo though? I'm actually doing great. How about you, are you good ?

Awh! they're so cute, I wanna hug all of them.

If she's ugly and intelligent that means she has the capability of securing a good paying job and surgery is optional, she can fix her looks.

And since she's ugly there's a high possibility that she doesn't have/hasn't had many intimate partners so she falls under a secondary virgin "she's tight bruh"

Ugly people are clean, neat, hostile & caring
But wait, how ugly is the person, utmost ugliness or what? Cause a person can be ugly but there's always that something that makes them cute ie nice smile, bright teeth, good skin etc but still ugly though.

Sir you sound like you are needy. I'm sorry but half of your story sounds fabricated as well. Answer phone this, car park this. Arh! Narcissism

MrCork:



..K Leg is when yorrr leg is K...

Duh!!!!

moblix:


Bros no verce o ur point no bad "just imagine ur mother given free pussy to her ex

But come on, why make an example about her mom? A Sister could have been better.

Raine80:
Have you noticed how she smiles every time she gets a message on her phone or when she returns from a night out with "friends"- The ex . The one who has one bigger than yours.

She undermines you. It's either you stop entertaining her behaviour and put your foot down or be ready to watch her slip on another man's hands. Your wife is going to commit /has already committed adultery from how I see it.

Who earns more between you & her? I'm joking don't answer that

The same watermelon you guys suck is the same watermelon that produces fluid that can change the colour of an undergarment. Have you not asked yourself why that happens?

No fear at all

Awh! How cute is this

Asking from experience or what??

MrBrownJay1:


My mum is an adult and I have no right (unless I have lost my damn mind) to tell her what she should or not do with her private life. If it was something illegal or against the law, it would be different, but love/sex ain't got nothing on me..... So, I would thank my friend for the job but also remind him that his act with my mum is despicable, thus that friendship would end for good. I will wish them both happiness, and ask mum to never meet me while with him.
Life goes on.

On point.

crazyfemnist:
when I tell guys I stay alone in my apartment off-campus , they are always over-heel in love with visiting me, so I have some special gifts for dis categories of guys #fetching water things# una go fetch water sote your hands go peel off.

They should fetch wood & make fire too....

glowryhaa:
where is the joke?

Ask again please.

Most people just hate the dwarf ?
The so called dwarf is unbothered trust me.

redbeans:
huh . Y d hate sist?

Nah fam! I don't hate her, I have no room for hatred towards anybody but I'm kindly asking you not to do that again..

Happy birthday

RaggedyAnn:
Three persons.....

I'm not laughing

ebuclassic18:


as slay queen tinz

This time around you'll learn to love her. You have a lady you truly love yet still bang the one you don't /didn't love. See guys sef

Marry your baby mama, just so your child will grow with both parents

If you love her, Yes! why not? There are so many kids out there in need of love and care, adopting should be an option.

Who asks for sex though! Isn't it sométhing that just flows by íts self on the moment of romancing / cuddling

How do you say it to her, " şosila şex me or baby sex me " ??

I don't blame her for laughing, I would laugh ťoo on that particular juncture, not because of it being funny but because I find it odd. I would even walk off.

vanida6:
am here

Me and vanida6 in the same context. Mehn! I feel violated rn

Please don't do that again. Arh!

Thank you for letting me know

No shame

Ancestor 1 & ancestor 2

boiz2men:


anytime... mmy dearr... i mean what are friends for