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Romance / Re: Is It Fashion Or Pain? Photo by lashorrt(f): 1:47pm On May 29, 2017
Beauty is pain but the irony is the shoes ain't cute
Romance / Re: What Crazy Talent Do You Have? by lashorrt(f): 1:23pm On May 29, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
I can twist my two hands from front to back and back to front (holding them). I can also put my leg around my neck/shoulder

See lies grin
Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by lashorrt(f): 1:21pm On May 29, 2017
Virgo sign info isn't accurate at all
Romance / Re: Craziest Monikers On NL by lashorrt(f): 1:07pm On May 29, 2017
Solasolasola grin Funny lad, haven't seen his posts in ages now.

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Romance / Re: She Got Angry by lashorrt(f): 10:42pm On May 28, 2017
Mtchewww. No shame
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Handsome by lashorrt(f): 10:39pm On May 28, 2017
I can't choose. I can't look past the noses grin
But to be sincere, korode is fire tongue
Romance / Re: I Dont Get It, How Do You Interact With People? by lashorrt(f): 10:16pm On May 28, 2017
dingbang:
lol...the videos grin grin I still can't stop laughing anytime I watch...

Issorite. Free amusement for your eyes buddy. grin
Romance / Re: I Dont Get It, How Do You Interact With People? by lashorrt(f): 9:24pm On May 28, 2017
Sounds like you are my long lost twin, the way you described yourself that's exactly how I am, I personally enjoy my own company and I bore myself. I don't talk a lot, if I do I get overly excited and annoying. I'm a nuisance if you ask me. I can't even make friends without trembling and mumbling grin
Romance / Re: Checkout The Photos Of The Ghanaian Lady Said To Be Davido’s Latest Catch by lashorrt(f): 7:41pm On May 28, 2017
ikp120:
Most girls no get sense o. Is it hard to see that guys like Davido, Wizkid, Tekno, etc are Casanovas?

Abeg bro fvck her real hard and kick her out with belle. 30 billion for the account o. Hehehehehe grin grin grin

#FishBrain

grin
Romance / Re: Pls Advice Friends by lashorrt(f): 4:57pm On May 28, 2017
20 & 30 ? oga please find your age mate. 25 should be your limit

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Single? by lashorrt(f): 4:55pm On May 28, 2017
Single because I'm waiting to reach 30 first
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Girls Hate Condoms by lashorrt(f): 4:50pm On May 28, 2017
MsRoe:
Yes, there is nothing intimate about using a condom. It's like wanting to give someone a hug and insisting on wearing hazmat gear first; or touching someone but insisting on wearing gloves. What's the point then? I would rather abstain completely. Which is why I have decided to stay a virgin until Jesus comes.


Na true talk.

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Romance / Re: A 20yrs Old Ghanaian Lady Sets Boyfriend’s House Ablaze For Cheating On Her by lashorrt(f): 4:46pm On May 28, 2017
She didn't burn it properly, the guy will renovate it.

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Romance / Re: Take Me For Deliverance If I Cheat On This Kind Of Woman (photo) by lashorrt(f): 4:38pm On May 28, 2017
Munae:
Men are never satisfied.

they have uncontentious spirits controlling their destinies.

Nothing but the truth. grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Artist, "Wizkid" Hitting On American Rapper "Nicki Minaj" by lashorrt(f): 4:36pm On May 28, 2017
Isn't she old enough to be his aunty if not sister
Romance / Re: Things Yahoo Guys Do To Girls For Money...be Warned!!!! by lashorrt(f): 11:07am On May 28, 2017
What is maggots ?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Insisted I Take Her Out For Children's Day by lashorrt(f): 1:57am On May 28, 2017
The post on top grin
Romance / Re: My Virgin-girlfriend Lost It A Night Before THE Night. by lashorrt(f): 1:54am On May 28, 2017
Does she know the culprits? How did it happen and where did it happen, did she explain that to you ? Did she go to the police if yes does she have a case if not why didn't she go ? After she sent a text did you go to her straight away to make sure that she's okay ? Does she seem to be traumatised lately or she's normal as if nothing happened ?

But if it happened sha sorry you'll be fine , what does your conscious tell you, Do you trust her or believe her? But to be honest I think she's lying

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Romance / Re: I Bought 2 Packs Of Boxers Yesterday See What I Saw When I Opened It by lashorrt(f): 10:59pm On May 27, 2017
MarkGeraldo:


u were expecting to hear op say bolom-bolom with water in it, abhii?
grin
Romance / Re: Who Is A Broke Girl And Why Not To Date Her! by lashorrt(f): 10:56pm On May 27, 2017
Ifakiland:

Lolzzzz u don't look broke sha....u look like all dos ajebuttee pikin dem....AV u book ur summer holiday flight? U.K or USA?

Lol ajebuttee pikin dem? Naija guys! oh lord.
Romance / Re: Who Is A Broke Girl And Why Not To Date Her! by lashorrt(f): 10:22pm On May 27, 2017
Ifakiland:

One of them....team sex for money!

Lol don't start. I'm not one of them
Romance / Re: Who Is A Broke Girl And Why Not To Date Her! by lashorrt(f): 9:54pm On May 27, 2017
They get miss independent who later shows less respect they complain, they make jokes about broke girls who asked you to date her?
Broke girl stay single.
Broke guys stay single too & self-service yourself to sleep. Problem solved

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Romance / Re: Define Your Relationship With A Fruit And Feel The Test Anytime You Eat That Fru by lashorrt(f): 9:17pm On May 27, 2017
glowshine:
Cucumber. Lol.
I'm sure the anti-cucumber crew are coming for me

Naughty! grin cucumber is a fruit ?

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Romance / Re: Yoruba Men, So Patient, So Kind by lashorrt(f): 8:37pm On May 27, 2017
Victornezzar:
Bia Onila
iyaaf do
Warrrris all dis
The ghanian guy said he loves me
The ghanian guy won't marry me
The ghanian guy told me am stupid
now na yoruba men
better dey ur lane oo

grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Fashion Or Trash? - Checkout The Kind Of Gown Lady Wore, Exposing Her Privacy - by lashorrt(f): 7:38pm On May 27, 2017
Sensual:
She is white, what did you expect

She looks Latina or Hispanic. She's not white

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Family / Re: 25-Year-Old Man Impregnates 17-Year-Old Girl In Rivers, Mother Rejects Daughter by lashorrt(f): 6:54pm On May 27, 2017
Why can't these grown men let kids be kids, if you want to bleep go bleep your age mates. Just Look how fragile the girl is. Smh!

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Romance / Re: My girlfriend went clubbing, is it right? by lashorrt(f): 6:17pm On May 27, 2017
So she can't have fun because she's your girlfriend, her life must be dull ? Let her live
Romance / Re: I Bought 2 Packs Of Boxers Yesterday See What I Saw When I Opened It by lashorrt(f): 6:13pm On May 27, 2017
SorftWerk:
lol...that's funny grin


I get the message, nice one tho grin

wink
Romance / Re: "Mothers' Day: A Poem To My Departed Mum" by lashorrt(f): 6:11pm On May 27, 2017
There's nothing greater than a mothers love. I'm sorry for your loss, keep healing, your mom is in a better place and everytime you feel sad just remember all the good days you had with her, she's watching over you all the time. Mold yourself in to a great woman that every mother out there would want their child to be.

Xx

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Romance / Re: I Bought 2 Packs Of Boxers Yesterday See What I Saw When I Opened It by lashorrt(f): 5:50pm On May 27, 2017
SorftWerk:
I see...u look so much like an IBO tho.

Where in Lagos precisely my dear?

You know the bridge between Abuja and lagos ? There's houses under that bridge. My house is one of them

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