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Ayomivic: Callott aka Lasinoh aka Blazay aka Gambrosia,so you believe we shall all die, after death what next?

Why should I care about what the 'next'?
I leave that up to the Christians who get their virgins on earth and to the Muslims who get theirs in death.
Not my gaddem bizzz. I only live for the here and now.
Goodluck with your 'afterlife' fantasies.
I could go to hell for all I cared, I would not be begging for a drop of your piss guaranteed.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail da North. . . my favorite peeps!

God plus Satan chop Spambot toto and blokos for banning Callotti!

Mu che che che che che che. . . . I must have really wounded 'Baba Spambot' aka 'I Yammu Praying For Ya Mamma's Rotten Sharia Poohsie'!

Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!

Touch Dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn!!!!


Time for work already?

No Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Absolutely nothing.
Only a promise to failed, miserable Earthings. . . a last ditch-effort at finding the love, peace, prosperity and happiness that eluded them on Earth.
. . .and to cure their different diseases keeping them healthy, wealthy and wise like us.

Who wants to go to heaven? What a SPIRITUAL BORE-HOLE!

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Paula Zahn.

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Orisi risi!
These low-lives on this NL never cease to talk to themselves.
Awon notice me or I quench!
Wey beta thread abeggggi!
4 more hours to go!
Lovely day off.

Aigbofa: My friend, what happened to Lasinoh?

Resting for a change.

This is good news.
Sex with humans being is getting boring.

[b]So, today, the American Senate has voted 93-7 approving a defense authorization bill with provisions not only repealing the military law on sodomy, but also the military ban on sex with animals (bestiality). Those 93 members of Senate who are all or mostly Illuminati, Jesuits, freemasonry, or papists (the Satanic New World Order drivers) now want not only homosexuality but even sex with animals legal. A picture of the so-called New World Order to expect: A New World Order with satanic beings (offspring of both humans and beasts Reproduction) which somebody said will be both apostate and ‘higher than repentance’ at birth, Satan’s own creations outside the Adamic race with genetic composition that have no traces of love, mercy, pity and such like things that Satan’s very anti-Christ or Man of sin will use to police and spoil the world. This Papacy-led New World Order is up to the unthinkable. They call it New World Order, a world ordered after Satan that is. Sodomy, sex with beasts, same-sex marriage, and human-beast marriage are just part of its initial takeoff.[/b]

God bless America.
Oyedepo slap cannot touch this one lai-lai!
Shegey!

Mu he he he he he

Sooooooooooooooo, after sh-a-gging all the beasts, they would be sold in WALMART AND KROGER for food huh?


Halleluja Satan conquered the world. . . .Halleluja Jesus you are in great DANGER!!!!

^
I know you could not wait to get me out of that 5-day ban.
Thank you for the warm welcome.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

olas2u:
Olodo,block head,with all the information avaliable,maga

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-profile/u-494472/sa-showPosts/start-1152

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-profile/u-494472/sa-showPosts/start-1440

You have come again abi?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

“We are indeed worried about all these indignations and scorn Nigerians are subjected to all over the world especially by her sister African nations. This calls for a review of our relationship with these countries,” he said.

If you respect yourselves, you would not be subjected to 'those indignations' even by YOUR FELLOW AFRICAN COUNTRIES. This was how you disgraced yourselves aboard a BA aircraft several years ago and YOU all had to be thrown out of the aircraft because YOU CANNOT BE CIVILIZED creatures.

The rules are simple. YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS CARRYING FAKE YELLOW FEVER CARDS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
That is the issue!
PERIOD!

Eh-hen?
What do you want us to do abourrit?
Must you use fuel?
You wanted Jonathan, you got Jonathan.
Begin hellep dem tief!

olas2u:
Olodo!

YOUR FADA!

Am I supposed to be crying?
How come Nigeria is so helpless?
Just like a handful of governmental official hold Nigeria to ransom,
only a few dingbats hold Northern Nigeria to ransom too.
What a bunch of cowards!

Absolutely not.
That would be disgraceful.
Tomorrow, they would call you 'Lord Lugard'!
Please, let the NIGERIAN COWARDS face the music.
If it were to deal with the Southern MEND terrorists, JTF would be deployed.
Why can't the same JTF go to the same NORTH and impress the world with thieir magnificent presence?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

My darling USA, please stay away. You are already getting free oil from Nigeria.
No need to waste your precious resources.

What a dumb move.
No surprise from dummies.
Typical.

“In the face of the absolute tragedy which oil and gas discovery and exploration have been to the people of the oil and gas producing area, it is deeply disturbing to note the contention of the Northern Governors questioning of the meager and sorry current revenue derivation formula which is very insulting to the people of the region compare to the disastrous consequences it has foisted on them.

Why dunnyoo hold Ibori accountable for taking your to the cleaners FIRST!
You are NOT entitled to ANY more loot!
Go and read your BIBLE! The parable of the sower.
You have insulted yourselves. . .the North is only adding insult to your SELF-INJURY.
No sympathies.

This is good news.
It shows the US will rather deal with the Northern parts of Nigeria than venture into the South.
Kudos USA.

Please sir! Something has been on my mind.
I want you to explain to me how the first man (Adam) knew where to find the first woman's(Eve's) poohsie with his d-ee-k!
Furthermore. . .after 'inserting' it. . .who taught him how to 'shake' his waste and how did Eve know to gyrate her hips to achieve h-or-gasm?

Because, a woman has 3 holes. . . how did Adam know that his pehnis would fit in ALL the holes?

I await your answer. Thank you in advance.

The British should keep it for doing what the Nigeria could not do!
Voted : NO!
He can keep the ones in Dubai and Jo'Burg!

bittyend:
@Lasinoh

Lasinoh, my Yoruba queen - we need more pics oooohhhhh, Since it seems everything in naija is not working - at least a picture of your gigantic b.o.o.bs and "yansh" won't be bad ohhhh

Oooooooooooooooooh! I my melons to be squeeeezed harrrrrrrrrrrd while being HIT with full force from 'behind'!

I just wanno pepper my h-enemies with my beautiful life first.
Bobby and nyansh will be for 'desert'!
If you are bold and beaurrrifoooooo show your 'AMERICAN' mansion with YOUR SPOUSE!

Please, ask the Igbo man squeezing them every night darling!

igbaodun3:
Your b/oo/bs look big. i dont think they are real? Are they?

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We know the difference.
Next time be as smart as TINUBU. . .
Stay in Nigeria and fight with your loot!

Ho ha!

Rubbish!
With all the rice Dangote is importing huh?
Why don't they partnership to give us electricity and water. . .not to mention transportation?
This Okonjo-Iwaela must be a dunce!