GANG THREADS!
You see the same nauseating azzes from one thread to another. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
Where semi or demi-illiterates piggy-back on each other for lack of originality and self-worth.

Lord_Reed: For me I used to think your Almondjoy handle was a result of a frustrated housewife. I'm somewhat relieved to know that someone I could call "Aunty" is behind it and is also educated and hardworking.

You sound full of verve where do you get the energy? Do you ever feel "down"? What perks you up? *whispering* do you do drugs?

Frustrated housewife ke?
You may now call me 'BIG AUNTY'!
I have always been fiesty. Too much love and excitement growing up.
Very hardworking and always looking for more education.

I have never done drugs in my life o! Not even alcohol(ecxept for social drinking at functions BY FORCE!). I don't even know what Marijuana looks like. Not to mention cocaine or heroine and all tht nonsense.
When I tell my co-workers that(whom have ALL done one kind of Marijuana or the other). . . THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING!
Like it is something I missed. I COUNT MYSELF SUPER-BLESSED IN THAT REGARD!
I don't even have friends that drink or smoke!
No member of my family does!

I am just the energizer bunny! ALWAYS HAPPY, BECAUSE LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r68kedSFRRM&feature=fvsr


No dear. . .I don't do drugs! Never will and I will not hang around people who do!
Let us just say I was born naturally-caffeinated. . .always on a Natural high!

Off to work to see my lovely co-workers. I have a special patient I am so battling to keep alife. . . .he is only 3 days old. Wish us well.

ifyalways: Lool.

Ok, here's one of your posts. One of my favorites

Re: Childness In One's Marriage, What If Your Hubby Brought In A 2nd Wife? by almondjoy(f): 2:21pm On Apr 22, 2008 Fine with me. . .he deserves to be happy.  I also deserve to be happy.  I am out of the marriage as in "yesterday"!  I will wish them well. I really do not have to have a man in my life to be happy. If it was my fate not to have children. . .so be it! Would not be bothered at all! My life will go on and very well tooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am not a sulker. . .no matter what the circumstances are! He can marry 25 wives and have 2000 children for all I care. . .that is his phocking business! I have my own life to live. . .with or without him.There is just something terribly disgusting about knowing that my husband's deeek visits 2 Kitty-cats at the same time.  I just cannot handle that kind of nastiness! Don't really care what the God-forsaken religion or culture says or writes!

Love you all the way. Open, closed or shut marriage. . And your AJ handle remains my favorite.

Thank you very much. I love my AJ handle too. My best and most real persona.
But this thread was talking about bringing in a second wife to MY HOUSE O!
I can't deal with another female in MY HOUSE!
He can keep her OUTSIDE!
The marriage continues as long as I am not disrespected and I GET TO DO MY OWN THING! Shikena.
Open marriage!

ifyalways: Na hia we dey now?good!

I knew your Almondjoy handle as a firm believer of NO extra marital affairs and strict monogamy so I'm quite surprised when you said you are now in an open marriage, had a divorce. I still have some of your comments in my head; "once married, stay married" , "I've being chopping just one dyke, my first and only" , "dyke and puccies are same worldwide.you seen one?, you've seen it all" etc

Truth is, I don't believe this your open marriage tori. . You are full of surprises but this open marriage tori. . . Ebelebe igba!

Na hia I dey o. . .since 'NAIRALAND' DON BAN THEM MAMA!

This 'open marriage' tin go cause sleepless nights for NL o!
You don't have to believe o! HOW CAN I PROVE IT?
Please, go and bring those posts where as Almondjoy I supported monogamy.
You dey pay attention to those kind tory?
Who in this world has been chopping just one 'dee-k'?
No be me o!

Please, go and bring those quotes I beg. . . ! DID I NOT WRITE AS 'BABEELOVE' ON THIS THREAD. . .TO CAUSE SERIOUS E BADU BELLE AND E RUNNING BELLE E JOLOSI FROM THE USUAL CYBER WHO-RE GANGS ON THIS THREAD?

https://www.nairaland.com/76600/how-make-marriage-spicy



Anyhoo. . . level don change! That was then! This is now!

Abi, nor be me write all disi wan?

https://www.nairaland.com/21478/sex-office/1

MILITIA: The best! The only bad thing is that since no where to clean up properly---the "kom kom below" scratch us the rest of the day till we reach house! It was a thrilling experience! The result of some "hydrogen bonding" that had been building up over the month! WOW

https://www.nairaland.com/12767/how-feel-immediately-after-intimate#1249730

MILITIA: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Liars! Holy Holy Nairalanders!
Depends on how good the "shagging" was! Sometimes extra curricular "shagging" helps to break the monotony of seeing only one "arse" for the rest of your life! Make una no kill me oh! This is not a personal revelation oh! So do not put any ideas on my mind! Even if I did I do not have to say how I felt oh! It just depends on how good or bad the "shagging" was oh!

https://www.nairaland.com/125190/partner-unfaithful-simply-because-refused#2124838

almondjoy: It is a free world. Everyone has rights. If you are not getting what you want from any relationship. . . you have the option to get it somewhere else if you cannot compromise. You will not be arrested for doing that. Between you and you creator. If you can't satisfy your lover or spouse. . .others out there are willing to do just that for a small fee. No wahala at all!

Not ma business really. I would definitely leave that relationship if I do not like those kinds of things. I do not have to punish the man for his fantasies either. We can remain friends. It is a free world. . .find people you share the same "passions" with if you cannot come to a compromise! Simple!

No big deal at all! If it is a marriage. . . tough luck. If the man likes his lollipop licked, sucked or chewed once in a while. . .the lady has to learn and rise to the occasion or just deal with it in one or two ways. . . stay and allow him to indulge in his fantasies outside the matrimonial home or call it quits. I would call it quits if I did not want those kinds of things in my marriage. Simple and shortly to the point. It is not by force abeg!

Was this not this thread I advocated 'cheating' AS BOTH BABEELOVE, ALMONDJOY AND BLAZAY?. . . .to spice up your marriage once in a while that caused e badu belle and e jolosi gang of NL. . .POLYMONIKERING 'FAKE JAMMOS' AND ALL?

https://www.nairaland.com/7013/how-spice-up-marriage

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BABEELOVE: @Topic
The best way to spice up your marriage is to give it a break by "cheating" just a little!!!!!!!Th at way you know [b]what you are missing and what you are not missing!!! No matter how you spice it up with one person, it really does not get any better. Just try a different flavor once in a while

_{-----------without hurting the other partner you know--privately!!!!}

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https://www.nairaland.com/76600/how-make-marriage-spicy

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BABEELOVE: Cheat like once every 6 months!!!!!

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VERY CONSISTENT!

I DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. . . NO SHAKING!!!! NOTIN DEM A FIT DO!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1baJ0tG3SC8

Lord_Reed: ^^^^Hmmmm. So do you use cuss words around your children?

How would you feel if any of your children says "Mama I am born again"?

No. . . I do no swear at home or at work. . . THE TWO SACRED PLACES I really love to behave. I have ABSOLUTELY no reason to. . .Even when angry!

I will respect ANY child of mine's wishes to be WHATEVER HE/SHE WANTS TO BE. . .BORN AGAIN OR WHATEVER.
My job as a parent is to advice and give the 'necessary' support ONLY! All I would say is 'GOODLUCK DARLING. IF YOU ARE HAPPY, I AM HAPPY'!

My parents were NEVER meddlesome. . . I don't plan to be.
As long as it does not interfere with my own rights to be WHATEVER I WANT TO BE!
I believe in 'LIVE AND LET LIVE'!

My darling Ogun state!
From whence my beloveth grandma took to her heels and NEVER went back!
She was indeed a noble conqueror of the ultimate evil!

Lord_Reed: It's funny how some of your answer here reveal you to be quite a sane person. How come your online persona is so crazy, abusive and abrasive? Are you compensating for your real life niceness or how does it play out, are you this abrasive and abusive in real life?

Even you too? WITH ALL YOUR POLYMONIKERING HERE AND THERE! MU HA HA HA HA HA

Sorry to disappoint you. I am VERY sane. On or offline.
I am not compensating for any character defect or appeal online vs offline.
I am one and the same offline. If you insult me because of my views and beliefs, its gonna get UGLY fast!
Nairaland, like Nigeria is full of uncouth, uncivilized and MORBIDLY CRRRRRUDE individuals.
It is always a pleasure to show that unpalatable aspect of my character, and without apologies too!

Respect begets respect. Nothing to do with age or socio-political status.
I really don't care for abusive personalities.
It has been 5 years for me on NL and you will recall that posters like Davidylan, BabyOsisi and ThiefOfHearts brought out the ABSOLUTE WORST IN MOI. Not to mention their polymonikering foot-soldiers called moderators and counter-WHORING SUPER MODERATORS with Seun Osewa's blessings of course.

Threads like these with BABY OSISI(THE THEN NEWLY-WED TO MR. TIGER!) AND HER GANG! Soteeeeeeeeeeeeeeey dem close thread after the usless phockaholic moderators were competing to phock this and that on NL! MU HE HE HE HE HE

BEHOLD: THE HOLY NWENJE GANG . . . BABYOSISI aka(+OSISI) aka NWANDO AND DAVIDYLAN AS 4HIM ON THE USUAL NIGHTLY PROWL!

https://www.nairaland.com/115932/how-stop-sex-enjoy-relationship

https://www.nairaland.com/117426/nigerians-not-getting-enough-intimacy#2023364

I REMEMBER THIS THREAD WITH DAVIDYLAN, THIEFOF HEART AND BABYOSISI. . .IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO BAD, SOME 8 PAGES OF FIGHTING THE OKORO-Yoruba GANG OF NL WAS CLEANED UP! Just to show you a few!

https://www.nairaland.com/7013/how-spice-up-marriage

[size=20pt]LWKMD!!!!THE GOOD OLD DAYS!!!! Kicking azzze comes naturally when dealing with non-entities! [/size]

Who cares really? I DEEEE KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! WEY DEM NOW? OFF TO HIDING UNDER DIFFERENT IDs like the COWARDS THEY ARE!

WITH IJJJJIOTS LIKE THIS ALL OVER NL, YOU EXPECT ME TO PLAY 'CIVILIZED' MUGU? Lai-lai! E nor go happen!

Like I stated earlier, it is only a matter of who dies first!

Let us drink to the next 6 years on NL! Mwah. No shaking!

We are all still here. It is a matter of who DIES first!

The average mortality stats show that most Nigerians only live till 46! I have seen my birthday 46! Let us see those who can get there on or off NL! Mwah!!!!


Off to the gym, then off to work!

BoboYekini: Erm...auntie callotti,
How old are you exactly? And do you currently have any e-toyboys?
btw, hope you are not ibhoe oo

I have already stated how old I am. I just turned 46!
No! I do not currently have any E-BoyToys or E-ToyBoys.Tufiakwa!!!!!
I only invest my time on sugar-daddies too busy making money to sleep on the w-w-w. Thank you.
I am done with that kind of experimentation. Not my cup-o-tea.
I prefer to meet people without using the social-media.

Yup! I am mixed. Half-Igbo. Proudly so.

Something invented by Seun and his gang of OMNI - impotent, cyber Mafiosos to intimidate posters.

Any SMART NAIJA woman knows the advantages of having both.
Never put all your eggs in one basket!
If it EVER comes to the stage where a woman should start looking for a husband, her time is up.
She should be married to Jesus ONLY!!!
GOOD HUSBANDS ARE MADE, NOT READY - MADE!

Good Girl: Just so you know, you're the number 1 reason I've bookmarked 'nairaland.com' on my laptop.
So many questions people have for you. Mine is simple.
1) Apart from 'genetics', what else is your secret for glowing skin?
2) How did you manage to turn out so brave and confident in a society where women are whipped and emotionally abused for silly reasons such as being over 26 years and unmarried etc?

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! Number 1 reason ke?

*head swelling* Thanks.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/827629[/img]

1. The secret to a glowing skin is investing in good skin products, multivitamins(HAIR, SKIN AND NAILS)lots of water and Keeping away from the sun. A lot of good rest/sleep. BEING HAPPY. Avoiding DRUGS/ALCOHOL. I exercise more now that I am getting older. Fat ages the skin. . . and I guess a lot of luck too.

"OMO NA GODIIIOH"! To quote 'Iyanyan'!

2. Self-confidence. Avoiding negative and abusive people. Not living in Nigeria helps. Nothing wrong with being unmarried at whatever age. IT IS WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE THAT MATTERS. . . MARRIED OR NOT? YOU MUST BE A HAPPY PERSON WITH OR WITHOUT MARRIAGE. It is those people who carry their miseries on their foreheads. . . trying to spread their 'BADLUCK'of lack of self love that make SPINSTERHOOD unpalatable. They portray singledom as a 'relgious' issue of blood, sweat and tears. AKA DESPERADOS!

No confident single man or woman would act desperate. EXCEPT IN PLACES LIKE NIGERIA AND AFRICA. . .hence being 'single' becomes a disease!

People can only treat you the way you allow them to treat you. I DO NOT tolerate ANY form of abuse from ANYONE. Married or not. I just did not grow up in that kind of environment. Religion, culture and tradition are cardinal custodians of abuse ALL OVER THE WORLD. I avoid those aspects of the Nigerian/AFRICAN life OR WORLDVIEWS that put down women. I don't come from a family of 'desperate' or 'weak' women. I have a VERY STRONG MOTHER. . . I MEAN STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONG!!! She does not put up with BULL! I learned well from her.

Oh yesssssoh. . .
Callotti's Public PM continued.

Given the kind of climate. . .that was a dumb thing to do!

Never go to a predominantly uni-racial neighborhood.
BLACK OR WHITE!!!!
Not safe!

It is a good thing.
All the cyber riff-raffs are sleeping.
Especially those with 'polys' starting all sorts of useless threads.
That is the time I am usually awake. . . TO ROAM FREE!

You are not alone.
Nigeria leaves you no choice but to fail honestly!
Try trekking to Cuba.
I would have done just that instead of contemplating suicide.
Or look for a 'rich' man's daughter to fall in love with you.
Use your 'manly' ways!

afam4eva:
I swear that Lasinoh chick is something else. I've [size=20pt]never[/size]met that kinda human being in my life.

Pray that you 'D-U-N-N-T'!

Have we really 'met'?
Wazzzzn't 'memorable' for me o.
Like all the 'others'!S-U-C-K-E-D!

Empty pockets and 'foul' breaths too!

No 'IGBO' ones though. . . I save 'em for marriage. They DUN make good playmates! Only manageble husbands.

Hmmmmmmmm!Hmmmmmmmm!Hmmmmmmm!
Watsup y'awl!

After Osisi Ka Nkwu?
I need to see his resume.
Can anyone supply us with his CV of kidnappiology career?
Please. . .

onatisi:

[b]abiola case is different, now let me take time to explain , the title he took which is the are ona kankanfo of yoruba land has a curse on it which is the title holder will always die in battle, well there is another thing about charms which u must understand, and which every herbalist will tell u there is one day your charm will fail, no matter how strong that charm is that is why u see some armed robbers that are caught after so many years of succesful operation on such days no matter who u are the charm wont work all these thing are spiritual we dont have to derail the topic but changing it to voodoo topic but believe me POWER PASS POWER

in the case of ige , if you follow the story very well when they got to him he was first stripped naked and the gun was aimed at his heart do you believe those guys went with ordinary eye to meet a renowned ogboni member, maybe u need to read the story of Abraham adesanya and abacha and see what i mean , well if you believe it fine if you dont fine, [size=20pt]maybe you need to try our politics to see things for urself[/size] [/b]

Nice TBM!

*tales by moonlight*
Tufiakwa to the bolded-magnified part in red.
'POLITICS OF HERBALISTS'!

Are you practicing 'DEMOCRACY' OR 'HERBOCRAZY'?

LWKMQuench!

Ngwakwe:

The article stated clearly that Muslim Nations converged for a summit in Pakistan (irrespective of the purpose). It has a religious connotation hence the blackmail.

The Question is: Is Nigeria a Muslim Nation? Period

[size=20pt] AND THE ANSWER IS: YES!!!! PERIOD!!!! [/size]

Your 'usual' agenda thread to begin to drum hate and cause heads to 'knock' about the cyber airways nor go work ma!
There are Muslims in Nigeria. . .YES! NIGERIA IS BOTH A MUSLIM AND CHRISTIAN COUNTRY!
Like CAMEROON AND MANY OTHERS IN AFRICA.
AS A 'CHRISTIAN'. . .MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND PREPARE TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF THAT YOUR SO-CALLED 'BABY JESUS'. . . . .YET AGAIN!

Some of us do not want NIGERIA TO BE KNOWN AS A DEN OF CHRISTIAN THIEVES AND RAP-ISTS EITHER!

Who cares?. . . . I DON'T!

Thank you!

HA!
Title twisted again in the typical ALOY-EMEKA fashion!
ANSWER. . .YES!
Half of the country is full of MUSLIMS. . . OTAPIAPIA FULL ROAD!
Merry Xmas!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Nigeria

[size=20pt]According to a 2003 report, 50.4% of Nigeria's population are Muslims, 48.2% are Christians and 1.4% adhere to other religions.[1] Among Christians, 27.8% are Catholic, 31.5% are Protestant and 40.7% belong to other Christian denominations.[2] However, according to a recent Pew study conducted in 2011, 55.2% of the population is Christian[/size]

Ngwa o! GO AND DIG YA A GRAVE AND I WILL BUY YOU THE CASKET!
You can play with the numbers however you and YOUR FELLOW CHRISTIANS wish to! To achieve NOTHING BUT NOISE!
Fact remains. . .there are MUSLIMS in Nigeria and the PRESIDENT OR DICTATOR represents them too!

Soooooooooooooo, from all YOU could deduce from the article. . . you could only find a misleading title for your thread?
What exaclty is wrong with YOU CHRISTIAN BIGOTS?
Does Jonathan Goodluck not represent Muslims in Nigeria too?
ESPECIALLY AS HE IS SEEKING RE-DICTATORSHIP?

If he had gone to JERUSALEM to visit the HQ of CHRISTIAN BIGOTS. . . would you have complained?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Like Obama has some Muslim ties. . . let us see if yawl will attempt to give GEJ the 'hate-treatment'!

ONLY AN IGBO BIGOT CAN START SUCH A THREAD!

The Socio-economic albatross of Nigeria aka IGBO CHRISTIANS rear their ugly heads again! TWA!

I ain't gat none!
I already have BOUGHT THEM ALL. . . BY MYSELF AND FOR MYSELF!