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Nairaland / General / Re: Who, What, Why: Is Public Nudity A Form Of Free Speech? by Lasinoh: 8:18pm On Nov 22, 2012
Yes it is! cool
Like everything else. . . MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE NEED TO AGREE.
Unfortunately.
I think such freedom should be restricted to nud-ist camps only. kiss
There are minors in society and they should be protected from such freedoms of expressions.
A happy compromise I think! kiss
Politics / Re: Politics Without Spiritual Fortification Is Death.Is It True? by Lasinoh: 8:13pm On Nov 22, 2012
So what happened to Abacha. . . Abiola and Ige?
To mention a few? grin
Charm failed. . . or did their BABALAWOS switch customers? cheesy
Politics / Re: Dangote As President 2015 by Lasinoh: 8:11pm On Nov 22, 2012
Nigeria is not like any part of the civilized world.

Only paupers join politics in Nigeria and Africa!

Why become president when you can 'CONTROL' both the president and Nigeria with your wealth?
Only a fool would do that!
Dangote ain't one for sure! kiss
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Son, Seyi, Fails In Law School**ex-gov., Oyinlola; Segun Oni's Daughter by Lasinoh: 5:45pm On Nov 22, 2012
Is he the first?
Like we have not all failed at one time or the other?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

The 1,552 that reportedly failed the examination would therefore re-sit the examination.

SIMPLE! Who says the road to success is smooth? undecided

Please, Seyi has his own life to live. Let him be. He is not a public figure.

Thank you!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV66yzpNfCI

Congratulations young man for getting this far! kiss
People can only talk. . . when you start to give them an ounce of satisfaction. . .YOUR DOWNFALL BEGINS! kiss
Now, go forth and conquer! YOU CAN DO IT! kiss
Politics / Re: Religious Violence Erupts In Bichi, Kano by Lasinoh: 5:41pm On Nov 22, 2012
Who are they fighting now? grin
So, Biafrans are still living in Northern Nigeria kwo? cheesy
Even during this holiday season?
Na wa o! cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Calfew In Kano by Lasinoh: 5:37pm On Nov 22, 2012
"COWFEW" ke? grin

All these BIGOTTA-'poly-MAMAs' nor dey taya to 'fake' bad Yinglish!
Mu he he he he he
Nairaland / General / Re: Idle Browsing Is Fun by Lasinoh: 5:36pm On Nov 22, 2012
Hmmm!
You can be addicted all you want.
Just dun lerrit affect your marriage, job or family life! cool
Keep your NL life away from your real life. . .or you invite maggots to your kitchen! kiss
Religion / Re: Football A Religion That Unites Like No Other! by Lasinoh: 5:33pm On Nov 22, 2012
Sports in general!
Too bad it can't replace the dreadful concept of religion.
BIGOTS would die off and the world depleted! cheesy
Politics / Re: Aviation Sector Weak, Stagnant — Report by Lasinoh: 5:19pm On Nov 22, 2012
Gbawe:


[b]I kind of get your point. One of the things I always finding shocking and surreal is what Nigeria does to people.

[size=20pt]It is exactly like Nairaland in that respect. [/size]

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You will see well-educated, liberal, refined and erstwhile upright diasporan folks turn into lawless, corrupt, arrogant, uncouth and animal-like creatures once they are living in Nigeria.

[img]http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4746979052553470&pid=1.7&w=152&h=144&c=7&rs=1[/img]

One would have thought character should be basic to a man and the essence of his being to the extent he retains said character wherever he goes.


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The speed I have seen Nigeria change many diasporan , in a way, supports your assertion about the place. Of course the rude and insecure cretins will attack my observation but folks not into lying to themselves know the truth. I know many, many Nigerians who have moved back to Nigeria and the drastic transformation of some of them just makes me think "wow" !!!!

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100%
WOOOOW!!!!
I must say I underestimated you.
Now, you can see why I say the issue of Oduah and the Aviation sector is quite unworthy of analysis.

You understand perfectly. . . Sad news? 99.9% of Nigerians and NAIRALANDERS do not even grasp the surface, not to mention the subject matter. We all know why? WE ARE ALL OFFSPRINGS OF THE SAME EVIL BREED!
Can Satan cast out Satan? NEVER! kiss

Proud to be an American. . . .hard choice. But I can live with it. Nigeria is NOT a country, but a geographical location!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY, Gbawe.
You are one fine, decent and intellegent being.
You have made my year. . .not just my day.kiss

Politics / Re: Jail Is Too Good For Nigerian Pastors by Lasinoh: 4:46pm On Nov 22, 2012
masotemi:

[b][size=16pt]Thanks for your write up on the above topic. I just want to make the following input:

* So many members of these churches are not illiterates and neither are they bereft of logical reasoning as some bloggers assume most often in their comments and contributions to issues concerning the church

* Erudite academicians, accomplished lawyers and reputable business personality and enterpreneurs who are rational decision makers form a large nucleus of members of these churches and have a right on how their resources are deployed


* Let me quickly add that not all members of these churches are politicians or government or private sector employees that acquire their wealth through dubious/corrupt means

* If an individual can own a private/personal car rather than using publicly provided means of transportation, what is the difference in owning a private jet?

* Most often we misdirect our energies to churches and leave out government/agencies that are primarily responsible for our well being.

* How many of the good deeds and charitable works of these churches are given prominence in our newspapers, rather we have to "mobilize" reporters to feature such events in their newspapers!

* Lagos/Ibadan expressway would have remained a forest/den of armed robbers if the churches had not taken the initiatives to open up the area! Punch Newspapers would have taken their Head Office elsewhere not this same axis that was opened up by religious organisations that ventured to "invest members" money in putting up infrastructures in this neglected area !
Just my thoughts.[/size][/b]


I think you did not pay attention to the main point of my post. Which is:

A FOOL and his or her money are soon parted.
Even lawyers and doctors can be scammed. . .if they have moments of weaknesses.
We all do. BUT THE LAST PLACE YOU WOULD FIND MOI IS IN FRONT OF A DOGGONE PHONEY-BOLONEY PASTOR. . . A NIGERIAN ONE FOR THAT MATTER. . . The lowest of all LOWLY scumbags!kiss

You may still make an honest living and still be a fool. Remember "the parable of the sower"? wink
YOU MAY BE CLEAN UPFRONT. . .BUT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS ALL NIGERIANS ARE MIDDLEMEN/WOMEN TO THE CORRUPT! kiss
Everyone is tainted! Or you would be as wretched as the LORD JESES CHRIST. . .AND DEAD LIKE HIM TOO! kiss

Furthermore, you need to distinguish between a 'functional' illiterate and a 'dysfunctional' illiterate. Some illiterates are worse than others despite years of academic showmanship/GRANDSTANDNG. kiss

I think someone just answered you perfectly. . . better than I could have. cheesy

Babzilla:
[b]JUST TO CORRECT A FEW POINTS HOMES
- THE MEMBERS MAY NOT BE ILLITERATES, BUT THEY ARE CERTAINLY BEREFT OF LOGICAL REASONING

[img]http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4746979052553470&pid=1.7&w=152&h=144&c=7&rs=1[/img]

- ACCOMPLISHED DOESNT MEAN THEY'RE IMMUNE TO DOING FOOLISH THINGS

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- BUT A LOT OF CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE INVOLVED IN DUBIOUS BUSINESSES GET A PASS FROM THE PASTORS AS LONG AS THEY KEEP GIVING

[img]http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4746979052553470&pid=1.7&w=152&h=144&c=7&rs=1[/img]

- HOMIE THERES A SHITLOAD OF DIFFERENCES BTW OWNING A CAR & A JET. (ILLOGICAL REASONING RIGHT THERE )

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- THATS A LIE, WE CRITICIZE THE GOVERNMENT AS WELL. I DONT THINK THE CHURCH TAKES AS MUCH HEAT AS THE GOVERNMENT DOES YOU ONLY CHOOSE TO SEE WHAT U WANT TO SEE

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- QUESTION IS HOW MANY GOOD DEEDS/CHARITABLE WORKS HAVE THEY DONE NAME ONE( & DONT LIE)

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- HAHAHAHAHA! URE REALLY BEREFT OF LOGICAL REASONING. THE ROADS ARE STILL A DEN OF ROBBERS ONLY THESE SET OF ROBBERS WIELD BIBLES INSTEAD OF GUNS. [/b]

[img]http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4746979052553470&pid=1.7&w=152&h=144&c=7&rs=1[/img]


100% grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranked Worst Place To Be Born In 2013 by Lasinoh: 4:40pm On Nov 22, 2012
ukpaku: I no de understand ur language o broda.

Open your eyes. . . wink
My words are not for simple-minds.
Or for the 'politically-correct' wishy-washies on NL looking for 'like' points. . . .wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Craziest Thing You Did As A Child by Lasinoh: 4:24pm On Nov 22, 2012
Lucky you!
I lived in with CAPTAIN VON TRAPP!
I wasn't given much of a chance to 'act a fool'! You are lucky to see 'outside' with a dad that never left the house after 6PM!grin



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXn1pSsYkg

Lemme just say I only gained my freedom when I entered the University.
My craziness only began then. . .


Oh yeah! Ever tried allowing your 'pet dog' suck you while on your period? kiss
I think I was 14 or so! grin

ALLOW OUR DOG TO LICK MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT? MILITIA LOGAN! wink
My sister confessed she did the same thing too!
MY MOTHER ALMOST FAINTED WHEN WE TOLD HER! grin
It must be in the genes! grin

A-S-A-W-A-N-A!!!! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA968Xwl8yg
Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranked Worst Place To Be Born In 2013 by Lasinoh: 1:46am On Nov 22, 2012
No surprises there!
Everyday. . .some will rejoice at naming-ceremonies for birthing more ra-pists and bandits!
All na 'baby' ke! WITH ARMED ROBBER GENES!!!! grin

Even Kenya better pass Nigeria sef! cheesy

Among the 80 countries covered, Nigeria comes last: it is the worst place for a baby to enter the world in 2013.

I believe it! kiss

Fruit of the womb or 'maggot' of the womb? wink

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Politics / Re: Jail Is Too Good For Nigerian Pastors by Lasinoh: 1:17am On Nov 22, 2012
Do you blame the religious sorcerers?
A fool and his/her money are soon parted.
The will of their God! kiss

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Coronation. by Lasinoh: 1:14am On Nov 22, 2012
Coronation of a 'drug-baron'?
Nigeria is a great country! cheesy

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWAY! COCAINE-PUSHER!!! angry
Politics / Re: Saudi Amputates Nigerian’s Hand For Theft by Lasinoh: 1:04am On Nov 22, 2012
I wonder what 'tribe' of monkeys he hails from. . . . wink
We really can't go by these yahoo-yahoo names.
Can we?

Just saying MKO Abiola was a muslim too you know?
But he was not a 'Northerner'. . . .

Hmmmmmmmmmm. . . .

Just wondering. . . . out loud. kiss
Politics / Re: Israel Hamas War Halted by Lasinoh: 11:54pm On Nov 21, 2012
Law-confessor:
^ ^
Y talk lyk dis.
I am glad dt der z a cease fire, i hope it last.
Cos dis two countries re neva in good terms.
Mayb dey jst cease fire to rest, den reload for future attacks.

Thank God atleast.

I can't stand both.
TROUBLE MAKERS! angry
Politics / Re: Islamization Of Nigeria by Lasinoh: 11:51pm On Nov 21, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:


actually you have a point when it comes to the above bolded. however as Cameroon bro said, islam and christianity must go and will GO.

Amen!
I can't wait for another 'inquisition'! kiss
Politics / Re: Islamization Of Nigeria by Lasinoh: 9:10pm On Nov 21, 2012
I actually find them more tolerable than CHRISTIANS. . .any day. . .any time!
Christians are psychological 'boko-haramites'! Closet SHARIAH-ISTS! cheesy
The devil you know is always better than any JESUS in disguise! kiss
Politics / Re: Israel Hamas War Halted by Lasinoh: 9:05pm On Nov 21, 2012
TUNDA faya the people wey halt am! angry
Dem for leff dem to killy demsefs!
Shiooooooooooooor.
Baboons wey chop belle foools!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Crime / Re: Lagos: Woman Drags Hubby To Court For Inserting Pepper Into Her Private Part by Lasinoh: 8:19pm On Nov 21, 2012
olaheavy:
Yeah, right! The same amala and ewedu that you and millions of your masanfaani Eastern compatriots line up every blessed day to munch at our bukas and mama-puts across the Yorubaland? You shameless Eastern maggot, get the fvck back to your hellholes in the Bight of Biafra!

Back to sender!
Tufiakwa!!! kiss
Abeg drrrrrrrrrrrrrress comot from my front.
Before you and your 'DUGBE' NL OGBONI-RITUAL gang put pepper inside my toto for NL.


CRRRRRRRRRRRRRUDE SAVAGES!
We know that a woman's congo looks and feels slimy to touch and eat like 'congo' meat when you are 'doing' it. . .
BUT MUST YOUR WHOLE VILLAGE, INCLUDING YOUR ANCESTORS GET CARRIED AWAY LIKE THE M0R0NS YOU ARE BORN TO DIE AS? undecided
Move jor!

ODE! kiss
Politics / Re: Saudi Amputates Nigerian’s Hand For Theft by Lasinoh: 8:07pm On Nov 21, 2012
I lovvvit! kiss
No sympathies! kiss

Mohammed Ahmed Ibrahim was [size=20pt]convicted of theft and sentenced[/size] to having “his right hand amputated” the ministry said in a statement carried by SPA state news agency

As a SHARIA-believer. . . he shudda known berra. kiss
Consolation? Not 'jungle justice'. . . LIKE WITH THE NAUSEATING ALUU 4 CHRISTIANS ALL OVER NIGERIA! kiss

The AFP news agency says the kingdom applies the Islamic sharia law, including executions by the sword for people [size=20pt]convicted[/size] of rape, murder, apostasy, armed robbery and drug trafficking.

FANTASTIC! cool
You were warned before going there!
AT YOUR OWN RISK! kiss

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Politics / Re: Photo:governor Uduaghan Inspects The New Ultra Modern Nana Pry School by Lasinoh: 6:00pm On Nov 21, 2012
Ultra-modern. . .
I love the terminology! grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Questions Ladies Ask And Their Answers!!! by Lasinoh: 5:58pm On Nov 21, 2012
Will you respect me in the morning if I follow you to your 'ouse? cheesy
Politics / Re: Nigerian Economy Not Growing - Sanusi by Lasinoh: 5:56pm On Nov 21, 2012
Surprise-surprise! wink
With the proliferation of 'GBESE-GBILLIONAIRES'. . . .what do we expect? grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria, The 8th Wonder Of The World! by Lasinoh: 5:46pm On Nov 21, 2012

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