₦airaland Forum

Sho yo rite.
It is the Christians I can't stand!
Don't have any muslim friends. . .just work with them.
Don't have any Christian friends either.
Thank my God!

Typical Igbo woman! Kei!
No matter the education, Mgbeke must be Mgbeke!
Poor communication plus Igbotic hignsense!

Even if na made in Okrika phone she get!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che!

3 times in a row?

Dem go soon disgrace am out of office like dem do her Igbo sisters Dora and Ndidi!

Soledad O'Brien.

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Oprah Winfrey.

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Another case had a lady applying for her permanent residency. . . .small problem.
She never bothered to forward her address to Homeland Security when she moved.
She never bothered to follow up when she changed attorneys too.
She had taken a vacation on ' approved parole' . . . only to come back to find that she had been deported in absentia.
He never made it to the court hearing which was scheduled months before she left the country. The final jugdement happened while she was out of the country. . . .UNFORTUNATELY.
She never made it back to her home.

Another dude got an "Oluwole" US visa and came over to the US. . . He got his green card by serving in Iraq.
He filed for his citizenship and was deported during the interview. He never went home to pack his bag as he found himself inside an aircraft bound for Nigeria.

What happened?

His father's name on the Oluwole visa application. . .did not match the one he provided at the interview.
The immigration officer asked him 3 times.
He never bothered to get a copy of the OLUWOLE visa application. He did not fill it himself.
He had gotten his green card and thought all was well.

Had an ex-friend once who lied that she was married in Nigeria with 2 children. She was given a US visitor's visa on those accounts. After a few years in the US. . . she decided to get married for real. One of the requirements was to show proof of divorce from her former spouse in Nigeria. She could not provide either the marriage certificate or the divorce papers. She could have divorced the imaginary spouse by an intent to divorce petition with a publication in the newspaper for 60 days.

She was impatient to do that and wait 60 days. . . .
She decided to tell the truth and nothing but the truth against legal counsel.

THE JUDGE ORDERED HER TO DEPORT HERSELF. . . OR FACE DEPORTATION FROM HOMELAND SECURITY.
Don't know what became of her after that. I know she got married here in the US not long after that, because I was her chief's bridesmaid.
But the immigration aspect of her case. . . . I never discussed with her. Too sensitive.

Once you tell lies or misrepresent the information on your application forms and you are caught, you will need the services of an attorney to proceed. Only legal counsel can tall you your options.

but those of you abroad aren't coming home and you keep saying things are not easy. why?

Because there is no place like home.
Unless the home becomes more hostile than the host country.
Even though things are not easy. . . I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO NIGERIA.
Things are not easy because you have to face a lot of challenges. . . .
But once you have over come the culture shock. . . homesickness. . . financial instability. . .cultural barriers. . .LIFE IS SWEEEEEEEEEET ABROAD FOR EVER. . . .unless you are the kind that loves to mix with Nigerians to feel at home.
I can only tolerate them on the www. . .not in my immediates space.

Please, what do Nigerians do in Armenia?
What language is spoken there?
Too lazy to google.

All these in 10 days?
Mu he he he he he
Goodluck!


Sorry, I can't help you. When I go to Nigeria, I am too happy to stay home and gossip on the www.
I nor get pawa for ra-pists and kidnappers!
If I want to have a good time. . . I leave the country to Dubai or China!

Next poster. . .please help!

How can I pick up ammunition when na my papa dey teif for Nigerian government?

Make I kill my own people?

Lai lai!

Make una go kill OBJ and IBB first!

ShiiiiiiYOOOOR!

Atiku toooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!


I DEY LAUGH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

He who laughs last. . . .laughs goodest!

Mu che che che che che che

Please, we dun wanno go to the other thread.


Nor be by force!

Make the thread die natural death. . .but post I must!

You don't know what it is to live in that dungeon called Nigeria. . .

Na only hungry peeps like us dey complain for www. . . like Reuben Abati. . .

Till you 'hammer'! When government take money package your destiny. . .plus decorate your karata. . .

You sef go turn turn-coat!

It is not isi. . . it is not isi!!!

God bless America I swia! I'd rather wash corpses!

Only?


[size=20pt]H-O-L-Y  P-C-O-S ANUS OF ABIA STATE!!![/size]

The tin nor go buy one small land for my village o. . .not to mention Lekki or Maitama district.
Anyway, na oo Facebook take start.
God is everywhere!

Next 'subsidy-less' thread abeg!
So sick of 'em!

What is this staph I am reading all over this health section?
Is it the same staph I have encountered in this US?
How do you get rid of staph when it is carried on the skin by EVERYONE IN THE WORLD?

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/staph-infection-cellulitis

[b]Staph Infection and Cellulitis
What Is a Staph Infection?
A staph infection is caused by a Staphylococcus (or "staph" bacteria. Actually, about 25% of people normally carry staph in the nose, mouth, genitals, and anal area. The foot is also very prone to pick up bacteria from the floor. The infection often begins with a little cut, which gets infected with bacteria.

These staph infections range from a simple boil to antibiotic-resistant infections to flesh-eating infections. The difference between all these is the strength of the infection, how deep it goes, how fast it spreads, and how treatable it is with antibiotics. The antibiotic-resistant infections are more common in North America, because of our overuse of antibiotics.

One type of staph infection that involves skin is called cellulitis and affects the skin's deeper layers. It is treatable with antibiotics.

This type of infection is very common in the general population -- and more common and more severe in people with weak immune systems. People who have diabetes or weakened immunity are particularly prone to developing cellulitis.[/b]

Abi is this an STI in places like Nigeria?

People still do abortions in this day and age?
Tufiakwa!!!

Well, if you impregnated by an avid m0r0n. . .that could be the only option for real!

Thank you lord!

Only God is saving pregnant women and children in Nigeria. At least the other adults have do not have to deal with pregnancy as an added risk! The sight of those hospitals. . . only tells you one thing. Nigerians really do not have any motivation to improve their self worths. Try taking any of you children to those morgues of make-shift hospitals. . .let us just say the medical and nurses narratives(which I had the opportunity of reading) where full of insults concering the 'only one who has ever been to America'. Thank God I don't have to deal with them anymore. Yes, there are risks. . .everywhere. But nothing like giving birth OUTSIDE Nigeria. . .I mean anywhere outside Nigeria.

THANK GOD I NEVER HAD TO EXPERIENCE SUCH AN ENCOUNTER AS HAVING TO DELIVER A BABY IN A COUNTRY LIKE NIGERIA! AMEN? AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEN!

In this day and age. . . people are still carrying files. . .I mean folders for medical records. Lab results written in pencils and pens. . . !!!
A so-called giant of Africa. I must confess, the health care staff are trained. . .but are limited without the necessary equipment and technological know-how to screen and manage simple signs and symptoms that may become fatal if not addressed immediately. Diabetes and PIH(pregnancy induced hypertension are the biggest killers of pregnant women in Nigeria)
God forbid!!!!

Only when I have a gooooooooooood or-ga-sm in my sleep witout knowing why.
Itssssssssss Electrikkkkkk!!!

Serves them right!
They can't even behave in a poverty-stricking country worst of than Nigeria?
Cursed souls!

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Weaker than a blokos on Igbo-made Viagra!

I really don't care. It does not affect me either way. I left Nigeria for many reasons. I really don't love it enough to care.
Why should I?
Not responsible for my successes in life. Soooooo, I dUn really care!

Teresa Heinz(Kerry)

https://www.heinz.org/userfiles/board/Teresa%20Heinz-full.jpg

http://www.heinz.org/about_board_bio.aspx?BoardID=2

Teresa Heinz
Chairman

Teresa Heinz is chairman of The Heinz Endowments and the Heinz Family Philanthropies. She is also the creator of the prestigious Heinz Awards, an annual program recognizing outstanding vision and achievement in the arts; public policy; the environment; the human condition; and technology, the economy and employment.

After the death of her husband, U.S. Senator John Heinz, in 1991, Mrs. Heinz was urged by national and Pennsylvania political leaders to seek election to his Senate seat. She chose instead to assume direction of the family’s extensive philanthropic operations, undertaking a major reorganization designed to sharpen the foundations’ strategic focus. Today, the foundations she oversees are widely known for developing innovative strategies to protect the environment, improve education, enhance the lives of young children, broaden economic opportunity and promote the arts.

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Women holding their own fort. . . 

Priscilla Presley and GRACELAND.

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I have been to this place once in my life. . . and let us just say it rocks!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1177722,00.html

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priscilla_Presley

Priscilla Presley (born Priscilla Ann Wagner; May 24, 1945) is an American actress and businesswoman. She is the ex-wife of singer Elvis Presley, and the mother of singer-songwriter Lisa Marie Presley.

Priscilla was chairwoman of the board of Elvis Presley Enterprises from 1982 to 1998, helping to turn Graceland into a multi-million dollar tourist attraction. As an actress, Priscilla is best known for co-starring with Leslie Nielsen in the three successful Unclad Gun films between 1988 and 1994, for her five-year run playing the character Jenna Wade on the television series Dallas, and for co-hosting the short-lived ABC television series Those Amazing Animals.

How much is Graceland worth?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_is_elvis_presley's_graceland_worth_today


graceland's( elvis's home 2 story foyer) is worth over 100 million dollars

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graceland

The site was listed in the National Register of Historic Places on November 7, 1991 and declared a National Historic Landmark on March 27, 2006. Graceland has become one of the most-visited private homes in America with over 600,000 visitors a year, behind the White House[5] and Biltmore Estate (900,000 visitors per year).[citation needed]

The Elvis Presley Empire coming up!

Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson too!

Jona boy will reverse the subsidy soon. . .
After Nigerians have been ripped off.
Within six months. . . you wanno bet?

Good campaign strategy.

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Haba!!!

'Ow many pipo dey write this small letter?
Na so 'subsidy' pain them reach?
WAZOBIA group of editors kwa nu?

It will happen. . . for real.
After Nigerians have paid their tithes into the Cabal's pockets. . .
You ain't gonna see the money. . . fiaaaaaaaaaaaam. . . no probe. . . no audit. . . no accountability.
Watch out!

Subsidy will be removed within 6 months.
After maga(NIGERIANS) don pay!