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GUANGZHOU.


Ha! I had a fantastic time this year here again. I saw a large number of Igbo-speaking Nigerians doing 'Nnukwu-Nnukwu Mmau" in one section one night. It was hilarious.  Please, they treated us very well. My brother lost his computer and ALL our departure cards in the computer at the airport. He forgot to pack it from the trolley into the taxi. He only discovered it was missing only after we were in the hotel. He went back to the airport and did not have to say ONE word. His computer bag was waiting for him at the security office.

EVERYTHING WAS INTACT. . . .!!!

Thank God it was not Nigeria.

If you respect yourself. . . you will get respect. Unless na 'e badu belle and e jolosi' mata!

[size=20pt]Chinwendu[/size]

A drug-pushing Christian for sure!
You trust Nigerian airlines for what they are known for.
An Igbo lady for sure will do ANYTHING for a quick buck or two.
If it is not an Igbo person, it must be a Yoruba one.
Stats never fail.
What a little 'hoe' of Bethlehem!

These e badu belle and e jolosi peeps will not leave this my beautiful sistah alone.
The woman is now a pastor. . .
Bre-ast don fall dan again?
No refunds!

A woman would actually allow another man to impregnate her. . . ONLY FOR HER TO TERMINATE THE PREGNANCY?
What a ding bat!

Ndi Igbo and in-cest!
Gosh!

According to the eldest of the girls: “He has been sleeping with me since I was 12  years old and [size=20pt]when I reported him to my mother, she warned me not to tell anybody[/size] because it will bring shame to our family.

Typical Igbo-Mgbeke woman who would sacrifice her own daughters for a dee-k!
#1 for covering up evil only to be doing 'holy-holy' Nwenje all over church.
Twa!!!!

45 is too old.
In fact all over age 20 should be killed!

It was a damn good year.
Thank God for life of opportunities outside Nigeria.

About time too. . . Nollywood sucks right now.

This na real 2Face!
At least she is not a 'barren' woman.

Mu he he he he he he he he

It is the culture and the women love it like that.
Nothing to protest for abegggi!
I only campaign for myself.
Lerrus juss say. . . try it in my presence. . .and a trial will convince you and your unborn generations.

Thank God she agrees with Sanusi.
Nigerians are truly daft!
Remove the bloooody subsidy. . .let awon Oando push the cost to mentally-lazy Nigerians.
That maaaaaaaaaay just make them mad enough to set those nauseating, thieving cabals ablaze each Sallah/Christmas season.

Mu che che che che che che cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

This is gooooooooooooooooood news!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-831453.0.html

Over to those blaming "VoodooDolls' of Ekitiland and Ijebu principalities and powers!

We may have a body after all.

Jeeeeeeeez! Time for work already. . . !

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-831436.0.html

Mehhhn. . .see fierce batlle for this thread those days. . . battling cyber bullies. Little did they know they were gonna be 'the sinking titanic'!
Glad to know we have come to know those behind the computer. . . good ridddance to foul stinking rubbish! Thank God for anonymity. . . Mu he he he he he he he

Guilty as charged. . . his arzzze is going to jail! Moutallab don get almajiri brother for jail. . . .

Dear MILITIA LOGAN. . . You are still hot and always be hot! On or off the cyber airways. . . E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI I WANNO MARRY AND BORN FOR CYBER CANNOT DO YOU NO SHYTE. . . MAY THEY KEEP JUMPING OVER THE BRIDGES ALL OVER NORTH CAROLINA AND THE WORLD OR KEEP FACING HIRED ASSASSINS BULLETS. . . .Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Mu che che che che che che

How time flies!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-68454.0.html

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. . . .I remember this thread! Battling Nairaland Almajiris and toto sellers!

Moutallab of the wild wild west!
Serves his arzzze right!
Make Nigerians begin write petition.
God bless the USA. . . dem nor dey take careless talk play o!
Make im go h-enjoy some 'behind-based' se-x small for Xmas and 2012 New Year!

"That was never my intention. That is not my character," said the 26-year-old rapper and former Southern Illinois University student. The note was found in his car on the college's campus


After Wednesday's sentencing, Oduwole pleaded guilty to felony charges of theft and computer fraud related to his online sale of a gun he did not have, though he collected money from the would-be buyer. Oduwole was sentenced to 2 1/2 years of probation on those charges, which will be served with the prison time.

22 year-old wey still dey for University. . . AS A RAPPER MAJOR AND GUN DEALER. . .Olodo!!!!

[size=28pt]Investigators have not confirmed if Oyelowo was the woman who jumped from the Ravenel Bridge nearly two weeks ago. Charleston police say they recovered the woman's car at the foot of the bridge and some of her personal items.[/size]

Yes, she jumped from the bridge. Case closed! Her choice to. Life can be a kitchen sometimes. . . .when it gets too hot. . . people leave in different ways.
Religion can make anyone suicidal because life becomes a freaking big deal. I hope she did not give in to cyber bullies or any form of intimidation from some re-tarrded Nigerian Nigger o? HEAVENS FORBID!!!!


Where are those that were fasting and praying?
This gives the credibility to the suicide story. I hope a complet autopsy is done to make sure 'some parts of her are not missing' or she had no drugs in her system.
God don claim im sacrifice o!
No need to blame 'principalities and powers'!
We will never know what kinds of tribulations she faced. . .enough to end it all.
The family can now give her a befitting burial.

Close sources to the family I spoke with say the father is away in Nigeria on a 'religious conference'. . . . A PASTOR!!!

We don't need to wonder anymore. . . . .I wish them all peace.

More on Kobe the Kongo-Lover huh?
Glad Venessa kept a log of the 'shhh-aag-partners'. . . this will come in handy in court.

When did he have the time?

What a stoopid question. . .ONLY A DAFT OR NAIVE PERSON WILL ASK.
When he spends half the year away from home playing 'basket' ball to feed you?
Abi you think say your toto na gold?
Ye ye girl!

My friend. . . you are about to get richer than you ever dreamed of. . . .be quiet like Michael Jordan's wife and go and get your pay check for life.
You knew the kind of man you married. . . being 'born-again' has never made a monk out of any maniac! Kobe has always had a healthy appetite for women even when you were dating. . .take a hint from Hilary Clinton. . . . your marriage vows are just that! Welcome to the real world!

Dear women. . .if you are not ready for the harsh realities of dating, love and marriage. . . .DO NOT GET INVOLVED.
Dear men. . . .if you cannot keep your dee-ks in your pants or between your legs in public. . . . .SIGN A PRENUP LIKE DONALD THE TART TRUMP!!! 

Blessed are the Christian divorcees. . . for they shall always inherit the sorrows of hypocrisy.

Wey my husband jare? I hope he is shinning as many as possible on his Nigerian visit?
Thank God for women out there who can help me keep up with him.
Toto for don scatter finish by this stage of our 'civil union'!
Thank God for my boyfriends too!

God bless open marriages jare!!!!  Too much of one deee-k or poohsie can kill a good marriage. . . . what a drag!
Happy anniversary again darling. . . .many more years coming up!

Nigerian BIG man!!!!
Maybe dat im belle go come daaan smor!
Nduka my man. . .it shall be well witcha!!!'
He used to be quite a hunk!
I'd rather keep the memories!
Very biiiiiiiiiig . . .MAN!!!!

Thank God he has other arrrrrrsets!

FaceBook matter huh?
I wanno see the pissshures!

Igbo pipo don come arhhhhh-gain?
 
Dem too like this anus thing!
Na one man from Anambra state first h-ask me for some "back-door" loffin!
I juss tia race!!!!
Nasty dude!