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Please, who izzzzzz da next WOR-WOR DESPERADO "E" BRIDE to marry AN EQUALLY WOR-WOR NL moderator/Supa Moderator [size=20pt]with scatter-scatter teeth!!! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Tenk God for www. . . some peeps could finally find husbands and have children(no matter how deformed. . .AWON MONGOLIANS ET AL. . . .  ). . . sweet Jisos. . . how wonderful thou art! Una don sabi fix una bend-bend teeth for London so? . . . .'ope not in the genes huh?. . . like barrrrreness?

Please, you people with down syndrome babies and awon quarter to quench sickle cell diseased babies should stop disturbing me on NL. . . NOT TO MENTION THOSE WEY DON BORN AFIN WITH PUBIC HAIR GROWING FROM THEIR BACKS TO THEIR EYEBALLS. . . NOR BE EVERY PICKIN BE PICKIN. . .

GO AND PURCHASE CORRECT CHILDREN AND RETURN YOUR DEFECTIVE MERCHANDISE. . .ASK GOD FOR A REFUND!!!!. . . I NOR SEND! [/size]

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I go marry/BORN for NL oooooh!



Mu he he he he he he he

Tribute to wor-wor peeps!

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Next from awon "London Fog Phockers" !!!!

I go carry belle for NL oooooh. . . oh ye wombless!

Your miracle is on NL! PRAISE YE DA LORD!!!! HA-LLELUJAH!!!

Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

Sure I am.
Die if you wanno die.
I dey for my bed. . . the queen of my castle!
DO YA PHOCKING WORST!
Ugly Biatch-E-WHO-RE!

Next berrra thread please!

AWON I wanno phock a moderator/super moderator to the h-alter!

Bwaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

UGLY THAAAAAAAAAAANGS!

Sagamite:
^^^^

I am laughing because only if you knew.

Look who is dying. . .Sagamoomoo himself!
Who cares about you and your "London" ghetto FACEBOOK GOSSIP rats!
You see me dey run? Wretched UGLY things!
Booooo hoooooooo!!!!

Selense?
Na Bo she!

I am soooooooooooooooo shaking in ma boots!
Mu he he he he he he he
Una don taya. . .

Please. . .help yourselves.
YOU CAN'T DO SHYTE!

Who cares again what or who you are? Do you have lives?
See as e badu belle and e jolosi wan kill una finish for www. . . .bwaaaaaaaa haaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Local touts!

I DON WOUND UNA SOTEEEEEY FOR THIS WWW. . . UNA NO FIT SLEEP!
Keep following me around dearie!

I WANNO PHOCK AN UGLY MODERATOR OR SUPER MODERATOR FOR LIFE TIME NL CITIZENSHIP OOOOOH!

SEE WOR-WOR BOKO HARAM WEDDING PICTURES FOR NL. . . UGLY WIFE PLUS UGLY GROOM. . . WOR-WOR DEFORMED AFIN PIKINS DEM!
CHEI. . . .!!!

WOR WOR PLUS POVERRRY NA DISEASE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

pro01:
Rofl. Self-confession galore today. I've always guessed that Booty-on-Me's entertaining psychosis was fundamentally husband-related, or more aptly. . .lack-of-husband-related. Haba. Spinsterhood is not the end of the world my dear. God's time is the best. As long as your womb is intact (however unlikely), you would find (and keep?) a husband and "have children at home to call your own". . .biological or adopted. . .loruko Jesu, Amin. Your "E-jolosi" and "E-badu belle" haters would never have the last laugh over your temporary(?) predicament loruko Jesu, Amin x2.

In spite of your incurable(?) delirium/psychosis that was caused by husbandlessness (and perhaps womblessness?), I would remain your biggest fan here, and would keep quoting you as long as you crack me up to the point of a massive: "Mu-he-he-he-he-he".

HELLO THERE! O SEUN BARREN WITHOUT HUSBAND IN THE LORD! YOUR REAL MONIKER DON COME OUT AT LAST. YOU NEVER TAYA TO FOLLOW OTHER PEOPLE HUSBAND? AFTER KILLING YOUR OWN?

Who needs a womb after 35 to be spreading diseases with your anus like you on the www? slow OGBONI-0KIJA WITCHES LIKE YOU OF COURSE! CANCER GO SOOON SPREAD FROM YOUR ANUS TO YOUR BRAIN WITH HOLY PCOS!

MUHEHEHEHE
Stoopid women like you of course. . . My predicament is blessed and permanent in the lord. . . GO AND CUT OFF YOUR DISEASED POOHSIE AND WOMB. . .STOP DECEIVING MEN THAT YOU ARE A WOMAN. BARREN OLD CARGO WITHOUT HUSBAND AND CHILDREN OF THE WWW!!!


Next time stay in school. . . get married early and have your own kids. . . EARLY! NOT BY WWW OLD CARGO MARRIAGE STANDARDS ON NL AND OTHER PLACES!
You want pictures of my beautiful children? MY DNA? You don carry last o! Olodo!
Olodo! E badu belle and e jolosi. . .gerrof the net and go and get your own husband!
If you have your own husband and children you will not worry about others. . . you barren biatch.
Keep pursuing me all over NL. . . ha ha ha ha ha ha
I nefa quench oooooh! Barrren old toto. You nor know where ABIA STATE DEY. . .MAKE YOU GO BUY CHILDREN WEY GO SUCK YOUR DRY TITTIEEEzzzz?


Go and retrieved some of your rotten eggs and save them for one NL dofus of a man to assist you in artificial reproduction. . . no need having PMS all over NL. . .with different monikers! HA!

NO MAN
NO PICKIN
NO EGG FOR OVARIES
OLUDUMARE BARREN X3 TO THE HIGEST POWER !

Womblessness, husbandless. . . parentless. . . WOTEVA or not. . . my choice! GO AND FACE YOUR OWN MISERABLE LIFE WITH YOUR USELESS POOHSIE, ANUS AND UTERUS WEY AWON TINUBU AND CO. DON TAKE CARRY COCAINE PLUS HEROINE FROM EKITI TO OGUN STATE AS CONDUIT PIPES! Where is your own PCOS infested womb with stinking periods every month?
Show us your own man and children oooooh!
Ashawo anus phocking champion of NL. . .LONDON BRANCH!!!!!
Na anus woman dey take conceive?
PLEASE HEAD TO THE YORUBA LAND OF TWINS WITH YOUR DRIPPING PADS OF CHICKEN BLADDER AND BLOOD TO DECEIVE YOUR GODS WITH FAKE PREGNANCIES AS USUAL. . . WE NOR DEY THE SAME CATEGORY EJOR O!

I dey kampeeee. . . .you can't have my kids.
Die if you wanno die!

YOUR MIRACLE IS ON THE WAY. . . THE LORD WILL DO IT. . . AMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN OOOOOOH!!!! O SEEUN JESU!!!!!
AFTER ALL THE PHOCKING ALL OVER THE WWW. . . NO MAN? NO PICKIN. . .GO AND LOSE WEIGHT! YOU UGLY FAT MONKEY!!!!

First, let us go and dig up all the men you have killed to marry your fat azzzze in spiritual matrimony! Tooo bad. . . your arzzze don rotten! No hope!
Kpele o! I beg. . . no be my fan oooooh! E jor o! I don't wanno inherit your curses of single barren lonely life. . .GET LOST!

E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI SINGLE MISERABLE OLD CARGO WITHOUT MAN AND CHILDREN FOR HOUSE. . . GO AND BUY CHILDREN TO SUCK YOUR USELESS TTTTTTIZ!

I have given, but not chopped.
Unless you wanno miss ya flight in that phocking Lagos Airport of a Satan's pit. . . you berra give those ugly wretches called custom officers something to get the hell out of that place. Abuja all the way. . . no bribe.

Siena:
^^^ Militia! I'm struggling to keep up. How're you keeping?

How bodi?
Never felt better.
Happy holidays!

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Wharraah 'CHIPMUNK'!

Sagamite:
You are a bloody cretin!

What a moronic FOOOOL!

Mu he he he he he
Sagamoomoo don h-appia for page 5!

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Please, have a seat, while we wait for the police investigation huh? We are dealing with a Yoruba lady here. The most subdued, brainwashed and domestically mutilated sets of females in Nigeria and outside Nigeria. Many of them suffer in silence because of overwhemling belief in religion mixed with jujumatics. Sooooooooooooooooo. . . . Nothing. . . absolutely NOTHING should be ruled out. We know our people! Her father is only 50. . .and she is 25. . . .
No telling if he was able to control those 'Yoruba urges' like we see on NL!

Mu he he he he he he

How can any set of brain cells grow in such an environment.
See the poor man in the first few minutes of the clip. . .like he had suffered a serious stroke.
I could not even finish watching it.
What a shame!

See 8th top oil-producing country in the world. . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_oil_production

What a shame!

Boooosheet!

Who give the mad women belle?
No be the police?
They are only 'training' their own future "ECOMOG" Police force please.
DNA would tell you who the real fathers are. . . POLICEMEN!!!

They work hard and they deserve it.
Goodluck gals.
The men are seriously lagging behind.
Abi no rich sugar mommies for Nigeria to 'augment' Nollywood income?

Mu he he he he he

These shameless tribalists are up to their old tricks again?
Including the awon NL area fadas with 30,000 posts plus.
Useless things.
Why are we not surprised. . . ?
When most of them were conceived by the area fadas and modas ruining Nigeria.
Irritants!
Give me a Northerner any day.
Twa!

pro01:
Why does Oprah have to dignify that tart (albeit a super-hot tart) with a public mention? They live in two separate worlds. Btw, that has got to be the fugliest picture of Oprah I've ever seen.

Thank God for small mercies. . . this wor-wor NL old cargo biatch nor quote me this time with that her moniker. Let us see if we can find the others. Hero worshipping na Okoro-Yoruba disease I swia!

Nauseating biatch! Twa! Awon Olodo "Florida Aligators' club of reetarded OLODUWA, Ngbatic cowards of NL! Fat ugly arzzzze with no man for house. . . not even a reetarded, recycled NL one from FaceBook!
Make you try lose some weight ok? To improve your chances with ya 'VodooDoll' of Ijebuland. . . UGLY NL Yoruba biatches!

No barry cares a drop of ratzzz piss!
God bless Mr Tesco for speaking up against fake Christians!
Born again Christians are the top violators of marriage. Not homo-se-xuals.
Take your anger with them. . . it is misplaced!
Thanks!

pro01:
Lol. This must feel cathartic; self-confession is never an easy thing. The inimitable, incorrigible BOOTY-ON-ME. . . LMAO. Na me be your biggest fan for hia. . .in spite (if not because) of your apparently complicated and incurable psychotic challenges. No mind the "E-jolosi" and "E-badu belle" people for hia jor.
"Mu he-he-he-e".

Ha! Because I express myself and live my life as I see fit. . . without noticing your useless azzze in or out of NL, so I have psychotic challenges huh? Look at this local NL biatch wey don exPAYA tey tey for NL shelf? Do you ever give up? Abi oh! Who beg you for fan club? You stinking pig! Awon follow-follow low self-esteemed Okoro-Yoruba gang of NL and the www?  Tufiakwa! Sorry, I don't do gangs. . .especially with re-tarrded Nigerian low-lives of females LIKE YOU AROUND WITHOUT HUSBAND AND CHILDREN AT HOME TO CALL YOUR OWN. TWA! Sotey you dey quote me up and down NL. At least with all my 'psycho', my darling husband never quench like 'una' own. . . Okoro-Yoruba Christian divorcees and old, cargo single/married desperado, MGBEKE-ALATIKA, wor-wor, barren and widowed of the www! Or your drrrrrriven, UGLY, skanky azzzez out of your matrimonial homes with your fatherless bastards in search of replacement baby daddies all over the www AFTER KILLING YOUR HUSBANDS WITH WITCHCRAFT LIKE YOUR MOTHERS. . . Only to turn misssserable, sex-ually-frustrated, demented, born-again single old cargos of the www with many handles as 'salient assassins' for shrivelled cyber pehnises of the WWW! HA!

Thank God o! We can never be in the same category o! Tufiakwa!!!

I gat my own man honey, and KIDS. I can confidently sleep on the www without looking to quench on the www for a retaaared one like you huh? Dang! London must be cold. Poor you! Try Abeokuta-Ijebu jungle! At least. . . use you e badu belle and e jolosi keep your own man for house without God rescuing him from your hands with the ill-luck of assassination in your Yorubaland of Ogboni widows!(aka VODOODOLLS. . . . ) Abi una still 'borrow-borrow' phock my HOLY NWENJE anus you still dey do with other women husbands? Holllllly P-COS! God forbid bad tin o! Please get a life, no matter how lowly and stop quoting me all over NL. I don't need your skanky azzzzze around moi!


You stink. . . always have! Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, UGLY biatch!
Now get lost! You UGLY Amebo #1 nauseating NL biatch! Whatever moniker you use. . . you cannot disguise your lousy, attention-seeking being of a useless self. No wonder you have no MAN to tolerate your useless azzze in your miserable life. God usually gves you a divorce BY DEATH and makes you a widow to spare the poor man's life from your OKORO-Yoruba, OGBONI-OKIJA, CHRISTIAN-SHARIA winchy-winchy smelling toto!
TA!

Please, dress. . . nor come infect me with your single, miserable barren life!

Good lord!

Only a reetared government like that of Nigeria will erect a toll in an already congested traffic area.
What ijjiots!
All to make money for old age.
OBJ paid to have some demolished in Lagos. . .another arzzzehole has come up with the toll idea.
Their children dey for NL without jobs!

Mu he he he he he he

Kudos!
I will not allow mine to go to such a place to meet psychos!
Good move. Minors should not be allowed to go to such a site. . . Very distracting and unfavorable for proper brain development.
All about competition and idle gossip from cyber riff-raffs. . . ALL LIARS by the way.
The most unproductive social medium ever created for mankind.
Nothing but the most annoying retaaaards abound! The UGLIEST, most jobless, most meddlesome gossips you would find on the globe. . .you find there.
Only people looking to fill a social void in their lives go to such a place. The cheapest hookers too! Male or female. . . you garrit there!
Most importantly. . . EXTREMELY BORING. . . dry jist! My peh-nis is bigger than yours. . . and my toto is tighter than yours!
God forbid.

If I have not contacted you at this stage of my life. . . you are most definitely irrelevant!

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Condo has killed one Yoruba man for Christmas.

Absolutely NONE.
I love the online facade. . .the reality would be a nightmare for sure.
Who wanno meet UGLY, filthy, LOCAL, rabid, tribal and religious 419 Nigerian bigots ofline?
In front of my computer is where it ends. Period!
Heavens forbid!

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Is the president's office not responsible for YOUR LOCATION?

Minus me o!
So I am exempt.
George Bush tolerated it. . .I am sure Jonathan can handle it.
So, which one is your own inside?
Did he complain?
Did OBJ complain?

Up Fashola!
Don't mezzzz with his money. . . I tellya!
Lekki toll will be a life time money-maker. . .
Fashola color don come out. . .
Those who have sold their souls to the Devil. . .
It is time to pay back!

Mu he he he he he he
One Okada ride past those gates na 100 Naira.
200 Naira per axle. . .
Chi-ching!!!!
I dey laugh oooooooh!!!!

Na wetin Kate Henshaw dey do for dia. . . Lagos be her village?
Serves her azzzze right!

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What da phock is this?
Made up by extremely UGLY buck-toothed peeps I believe!
When those impish, closet bis-exual homophobes like  Bishop Eddi Not So Long Thing or Pastor Anus-phocking Odulele did not make the list for violating the so-called almost extinct institution of that religious hoax called marriage, how can my darling Kim be up there?

May God and Satan punish all the members of that lame institution for generations to come.
Arrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!


ONLY UGLY PEEPS SHOULD BE WELL MANNERED OR BORN-AGAIN! THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN CATCH SPOUSES OR BE LOVED FOR SURE. . .SINCE THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT UGLINESS TO OFFER. . . .

She has the right to be. 
She is drop-dead gorgeous!
Did you see the 's-ex' tapes?
I forgive her of all sins!

If na one WOR-WOR babe now. . . I for vote against her.
Sorry. . . I vote most facinating.
I love her like that.
What a beautiful woman with the badddest arzzzzz in town.
E-badu belle and e jolosi. . . sorry o!
I beg to differ. . . she nor be Jesus Christ. . .make una nor kill am for me.
Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

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See Majic Johnson. . .20 years later. . . after 'hoe-ing' around and contracting HIV. The wife still stuck with him. Is she a gold digger and a slut too?
Lessons is life? When you find a soul mate. . . you can't duplicate it. Even after you divorce him or her. . . YOU CAN NEVER FILL THAT VOID.
Bad news? YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE. . . AND MANY STRIKES!

pro01:
No doubt about that. What exactly did this sl.u.t contribute to Kobe's life (in the 10+ years that she fed fat on his fortune as an over-pampered wife!) to feel entitled to anything close to $100m? ? ? ? ? ? I swear I would be murderous if I were in some of these unfortunate guys' shoes.

In any case isn't it ridiculously id.i.ot.i.c, seriously, to expect a young, super-rich male celebrity to stick to one stale womanliness throughout his youth (in the name of 'faithfulness')? Of what use is the fortune he worked so hard to make, then? These women are just thieves. If faithfulness in a man is your priority, of all the regular, 9-5, 'good' men across the country that are more likely to be faithful, you had to marry a multimillionaire celebrity athlete in your 'search' for a faithful husband? Who are you fooling? Bloody, manipulative, deceitful gold-diggers.

Not so fast.
Your level of exposure is quite obvious judging from your posts around NL. Your temperament is of a murderous nature even at the slightest provocation.
A man is found to be unable to keep his marriage vows. . .and you call the wife a sl-ut? Is she the one to blame for the divorce? Anytime a man is found to be the adulterous guilty party, the women are to blame by men like you, even after the women have put up with the embarassing, sordid affairs of the men for years. You must be dreaming! The women are thieves?  I hope you remain a pauper FOR LIFE. . . . . .which is a sure-banker judging by the amount of time and energy you spend causing trouble on NL and the www. . . .AS A MAN. . . . .because you would most-def cheat on anything you choose to call your wife and will also be emotionally and physically ABUSIVE too! Just your upbringing. I pray that a woman or man pays you for staying at home. . .as the slu-t! Not the other way round AMEN !!!

Is this not the same Kobe that was caught with a real estate agent a few years back, solicting for a blow? SOMEONE HE HAD NEVER MET. . . WITH PANTS DOWWWWWN!!!! WHO IS THE SL-UT?

Madonna also paid Guy Ritchie 75-92 million dollars in a divorce settlement. So, women pay too. Do we call the man a slut too?
The spouse does not have to do anything. . .it is the laws of the land.
THEY ALL HAD THE OPTION TO HAVE A PRENUP! THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT.

If the spouse was not holding down the guy's home. . .I doubt the man would be able to go and make those millions while his children are taken care of by the most expensive baby sitter you could ever find right? A home-maker even with all the nannies in the world is a full-time job.
I don't buy that useless faithfullness doctrine myself. . .for I have seen a lot of qualities in others my spouse does not have and vice versa.
I WILL NEVER MAKE SUCH STOOOPID VOWS IN FRONT OF MAN OR GOD. . . KNOWING I WILL BE MARRYING A MAN. . .A BLACK AFRICAN MAN FOR THAT MATTER!
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT, IF YOU SWEAR TO UPHOLD VOWS YOU CANNOT KEEP. . . YOU SHOULD BE READY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES. Simple!

Now, what part of all that do you have a problem with?

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sta1:
Lasinoh, it is clear from reading the New Testament that not everyone who says 'Jesus, Jesus', is truly a Christian.

How can one be a homophobe and be a Christian at the same time?
Did Jesus attack same-s-ex partners in the Bible?
Oh please. . . don't be deceived.
The only true Christian was Christ himself. . .who NEVER PHOCKED!
Not all these yeye things roaming around the earth fornicating and adulting amongst other sins o, all over the Earth.
Any person on this planet that mentions Jesus. . . is a hypocrite.

There is absolutely NOTHING Christian-like in ANY Nigerian for that matter.
Please, don't be deceived, I REPEAT.
They are ALL yahoo-yahoo Christians!
NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!