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I wonder what kind of award he is presenting to 2Face.

The world's most secret 'baby momma' from play-playas?
Or how to impregnate my house-girl when my wife is at work?

Not if you hold a passport from ANY African country. You will need an agent.
Only countries from North America, Europe and the Middle East. . . get their visas at the Dubai International Airport.
Google it.

The whole NL is dry. . . no different from the Travel Section.
Take heart.
This too shall pass IJN. . . Amen!

Business administration can be a tough one to place internationally.
Due to lingusitic/phonetic barriers, coupled with the image of Nigerians as 'fraudsters' in the world. . .
I doubt any one would take you seriously as a foreigner.
You might want to work on establishing your own business(with your own capital)
I know a lot of MBA-holders driving cabs all over America.
Try getting a CPA certification and work as your own Uncle Sam's agent or a self-employed auditor.
I know a lot of peeps that have done just that and are making it.

If your own country cannot employ you. . . then you will find it difficult in the 'Business' sector outside Nigeria.
You might want to think of 're-training' in a more marketable area.

No surprise there!

More borrowing in the future.

Poor Europe! Nigerians will soon be jumping to the US. . . India looks like a better place to hide 'loot'!

Mu che che che che che

The good old days I tell ya.
Tell the Adams started eating the Forbidden fruits of some 'Eves and Steves'. . . and giving birth to serpents!

In order words. . .till awon phock me I phock you gang of e badu belle and e jolosies started strutting their stuff. . .to the 'land of nowhere'!

2007-2008 sweeeeeeeet sha. The best years of NL's history.

Well, like Nairaland, like Nigeria. . . things only get worse. Thank God for a good sense of humor.


Good to know when you really have 'lives' NL ceazes to exist. Just wondering if those who continue to stay on. . .do not have lives.

Just saying. . . . GOOD RIDDANCE TO FOUL RUBBISH. . . . 

If you kinnot take the 'eat. . . gerrout of the gaddem kissshen!

Brain drain or not. . . not my consain. . . MY BRAIN AIN'T DRAINING NO WHERE NAIRALAND OR NOT!

Targeted for distruction my left eye.
How do you destroy what is already destroyed?
Arrrrrrrrrantus nonsensicus!!!!

There is no understanding it.
The reason you live your life to the fullest.
If you die. . . the world moves on.

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeat!
Love the man!
Congratulations bro!
About time some dude snagged a mega-million endorsement deal!

Hip!
Hip!
Hip!

Hoorrrrrrrray!!!!

Starting from NL is a bad omen.
You berra log off. . .and do your search offline.
Start from your village.
WAZOBIA marriages nor dey reign again o!

You have got some good advice here. Please, avoid Nigerian pastors. If you had parents that were legally married and involved in your life. . . like good parents should have been. . . you should not be on NL. By your mid 20s, you should have learned to spot a good partner. Religion will only complicate matters for you. . .as you can never see clearly or have a successful home with religion in it. Especially without spirituality.
A good woman never has a shortage of good suitors. Search yourself please.
Goodluck!

Christians stop complaining.
Go and meet your maker via Boko Haram.
Jesus did not complain when y'awl nailed him to the cross.
Boko Haram is not afraid to die. . .neither should you.
Apocalyse is here. . . abi life don dey sweet una when the kingdom is at hand?

Is this not what y'all have been preparing for?

Hmmm! Cowards!

Lessons learned?
Get a DNA. . . PATERNITY TEST!
No need phocking around and blaming 'immaculate' conception.
Women of the modern world cannot get away with it.
I don't think Mary should either!
Thank you.

This has absolutely nothing to do with God.
Stop making up stuff to call religion.

It cannot be a man. . .

[size=20pt]THE ONE AND ONLY MRSSSSSSSSS MERCY JOHNSON-OKOJIE. . . .[/size]

For over coming all the abuse from the media. . . making it to the altar. . .against all odds. . . beating out others to win one award or the other. . . and most importantly. . . remaining a humble sweetheart. All the e badu belle and e jolosi could not stop her in 2011. Gotta love her! Lessons in life. . .sticks and stones may break and shatter bones on and off the cyber. . .never words. God bless you sweeetie! E badu belle and e jolosi can only bark and cry. . . you have proved them to be inconsequential non-entities. . . . they will remain so. . . . . Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!. . . .mwaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

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What is there not to love about her?
Her INNER AND OUTER BEAUTY, her perseverence, her faith, her sheer gusto, her dogged determination, her resourcefulness, her level of focus. . . name it! Very unlike a typical Nigerian woman that lacks self-appreciation and always looking to others for validation and escape from the lowest self-esteem issues. I wish her more success. May her h-enemies never see her back like they ain't gonna ever see mine. . . Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Mu che che che che che!!!!

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2012!!!!!

[size=20pt]Should the Christians in nothern Nigeria go to worship & thank God in church on that day or just kneel in the comfort of their homes to do so?

Left to me I think church sounds good . . . . THAT IS BY FAR THE BEST VENUE TO DIE . . . . Or isn't it?[/size]

What a joke! Una dey fia to quench under Boko Haram bombs?

Why should Christians be afraid to die in Church? Abi una nor wanno be like "Christ"?
I think they should go on New Year's day and every Sunday and any day according to their faith.
After all to be Christian nor be for mouth.
Jesus Christ did not complain when he was killed for them abi?
Time to pay back.

Please. . . do not hesitate to meet thy makers!
In your father's house. . . there are many mansions waiting for y'awl!
Go and receive your blessings of eternal life. . . no need doing 'awon psychedelic-SYNCHRO-SYSTEM' Christians for mouth abi?

Haba! Time to go to heaven go meet God. . .that is LOVED so much. . . life don dey sweeet!
What hypocrites! Everyone want's to see heaven, but no one wants to die.
Boko Haram is not afraid to die. . . nieither should you so-called Christians. Go and prepare to meet thy maker. . . .LIKE THEM!!!!

Mu che che che che che che!!!

Goodluck to you.
Obama is my leader. . .not Jonathan Goodluck.
All I am waiting for is for my surviving relations to quench all around Nigeria, so I can sell all their properties to the lowest bidders!
Then kiss the phocking, God-forsaken, bedlam of a place called Nigeria goodbye. . . NEVER TO RETURN!
I'd rather be a willing slave to the white man than spill a drop of piss. . .not even blood for a place called Nigeriaa. . .or NIGERIANS.
TWA!!!!

May the dead keep burying their dead. . . .Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

God bless Boko Haram. . . the force Nigeria needs at last!

[size=20pt]Break up Nigeria and let each ethnic/cultural group go their separate ways and work out their own salvation at their own pace. That is the only reasonable thing to do.[/size]

Then gerrrof the net and start your own break up.
Wetin you dey wait for?

Dem don speak for NL with many monikers hiding behind computers first?
Not to mention Nigeria?
Bloody cowards!
Twa!