₦airaland Forum

Fools part easily with their money because they never worked for it in the first place.
If anyone reaaaaaaaaaaaally sweated for their income. . . 10% in the bank for retirement or savings. . . is the best tithe anyone can pay. Mos-def not to some ugly apparition of a dense pastor or bishop!
ShiiiiiYOOOR!

I will do not such thing as given my money carelessly to feed one oaf of a pasteor.
A Nigerian one for that matter?
TWA!!!!!

This man really knows his stuff.
He really wants the best for Nigeria. . . .unlike the MAJOR crooks we have around Nigeria.
Nigeria has oil subsidy and the country looks like hell?
Nigerians are getting poorer and poorer as the oil subsidies go into awon OBJ's pockets!

Arrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Them fine tooooooo musssssh!!!!!
Nothing like your own man I tellya.
The wan wey you find by yourself!

Big congrats!!!!!!

Oh no sweerie. . . you can't pay me enough money to live in Lagos!

What a 'Fashola' poooooooooooose!
What a dreadful-looking hospital.
Looks more like a war zone make-shift tent for paralyzed veterans!

Dear Chika. . . na bedsheet . . you wear. . . .?
Whaddddup with that ya weave -on na waya o!

Why do Nigerian women have the ugliest weaves on their heads? Is it the weather or just poor stylists/maintenance?

This nauseating creature has come again. . . .
I wonder what manner of dunces make up his congregation.

That's life. . . You just roll with the punches.
Survival of the fittest.

I nor dey open any blog for this NL. . .If una nor fit gif us the tori. . . too bad.
Good to know Madam UK-Area is back in school.
Nollywood should not be her problem anymore.

I will never open any blogsphere on this NL. . .or any other website or messageboard. Too many viruses I tellya. I have been responsible for crashing 3 workstations in my unit. . . for visiting those dorty blogsites. If the story is not printed out for me to read. . . .tough! I will reply just by the contents in the thread title. Here goes:

About time too.
The kinds of schools in Nigeria do not forster brain growth and development. . . only severe neurological impairment and handicap! Thank God for another opportunity for a 'SOUND' education OUTSIDE Nigeria. Na poohsie I for dey sell for Italy and Belgium. I get to dash am out for frrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee every Christmas. Tenk you lord for beta work!

The late DIG was said to be hale and healthy as the time he left  Abuja for an official assignment in Lagos where he represented Inspector General of Police (IGP) Hafiz Ringim.

How can he said to be 'hale and hearty' abi na 'healthy'. . . when he is a documented 'cardiac + viagra' patient of South Africa?

Mrs Akanbi and Mr Ganiyu. . . .
I just looooooooooove Yoruba marriages I tellya.

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Wot do yoo disayah. . . wot do yoo 'ave undah. . . ? Swwwweet bananah. . .Sweet bananah!!!

The lies never stop. Keep 'em coming. I am h-e-njoying them.
Mrs Kumbi-Ikebe Akanbi was permitted to go and see her family in Lagos from Port Harcourt while serving in one of the PMF Squadrons in Lagos. . . . .huh?

Na wah for Double Wahala o!

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrresh Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!
I dey laugh o!
Like OBJ.

Good for her jare!
If you break your 'ye-ye' marriage vows according to your hypocritical religious vows. . . you should pay.
Wow! This is gonna be the must expensive sllllllllllloooooat he ever had in his life. . . .without a doubt!
She deserves it and more!
You go gal!
Next time. . . he would keep his prick zipped up in his 'kpata'!
Who say ashawo nor be work?

Only 75million. . . .?
Chicken feed!
Now, he can be freeeeee to phock around the world like the others.
God bless America. . . .
God bless California. . . .


Will and Jada. . . .una dey for dia? How una wanno divide una MONI?
Dat wan go be major headache! Hope una sign pre-nup oooooooh?
Mu che che che che che. . . . .

Next Christian DIE-vorcee couple pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze!!!!
Next time, make una be like Jesus. . . .he never phocked. . . and he NEVER got married.
All ye hypocrites!

Andy Rooney's Moment of Analysis.

Divorce is usually unnecessary EXCEPT IN CASES OF DOMESTIC ABUSE!
I would rather have a playful dog of a man than a mean snake of a man. . . NO MATTER HOW BOOOOOORINGLY FAITHFUL HIS ARZZZZZ IS. . . aka 'swaggerless'(awon domestically-abusive, psychotic, born-again/sharia ones. . .TWA) Kobe is a good dad. . . Women can never replace that. . .A WINNER ANY DAY. My children will not grow up to run around  like bastards when their father is alive(how many EXTRA UNCLES AND AUNTIES WE WAN GIVE THEM ALL IN THE NAME OF FINDING MR/MRS RIGHT FOR GOD'S SAKE?  . . . Some wey fit molest them where I dey wef for under my nose) Small sacrifice to pay! I am NOT innarestid in seeing the so-called Kingdom of God or wharrreva!  I have absolutely no business being with ANYONE who does. . . so, divorce is NOT an option. . . unless the man waka go by imself. . . THEN NO WAHALA ATOL ATOL. . . GOOOOD RIDDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH. . . .HE WILL NOT BE MISSED!!! 

But MRS BRANT'S choice and it is to be respected!
If he did not want a divorce. . .HE SHOULD HAVE RESPECTED HIMSELF. . . .knowing that 10 years was gonna be half for life. . . .BY PUTTING HIS PRICK CAGED IN HIS PANTS!
Stoopid man for real!  Thank God NO PRE-NUP! God don casssssssssssssssham!!!!

Ah-ha! The Return Of The Jedi ati Empire Strikes Back. . . .
Let's have some more fun.

rhymz:
lol
Yeah, I underatand your point but like seriously, how does leaving the marriage solve the problem of infidelity anyway. It only helps the woman become rich, prolly a way to get back but what about the marriage?? To hell, I guess??

This just shows you have absolutely NO SPIRITUALITY, no marra what religion your claim to practice. CAN MONEY REPLACE LIFE?
This is what happens when people think of material things. Like money can buy happiness. No matter what money, she can never be happy with the loss of her marriage. . . ! Ask MOST divorced couples juggling 'Brady Bunches' and fragmented. . . pseudo-polygamous families of PURE CHAOS! Even after being remarried as 'consolation' prices. Some people go scatter toto hia. . .divide prick dia. . .born hiarrandiah. . .soteeey when people come una obituaries. . .the world go think say all una children dey marry h-isshoda! Different-different surnames from different-different baby mommas and babby daddies. . . . Very tacky! Tufiakwa!

PLEASE. . . It is not the end of the world. Tiger Woods and many others like Madonna have ALL moved on. No big deal!
Vanity upon vanity. . . .ALL IS VANITY!

Personal choice. . . I respect her wish to leave.

Was she the one who broke the marriage contract?
It solves the problem because she is not satisfied with his role as husband to 'forsake' all others.
AN AGREEMENT IS AN AGREEMENT! If you are not happy. . . gerrrrrrrrrrrrout of it is my motto!
For all you know she don 'catch' sointin! The man too waka. . . .
She is not getting back at him. . . she has had enough of his 'waka-waka'. . . HER RIGHT TO LEAVE. HER CHOICE!
Left to me. . .I go tanda for dia till one of us quench.
No need trading one dirty dog for another to catch twice the disease! THEY ARE ALL DIRTY!!!!
JUSS QUENCH FOR ONE SPOT JE JE. . . .QED!

I always knew Northerners were more intelligent than we 'country' Southerners.
Lord Lugard/The British were right.
Now Largarde?

The return of Lord Lugard.
Jehavoh bu Eze!

Gooooooooooooooooooo FAS-ssssh-OLE!!!

I have always been a good judge of characters. . .especially Nigerian ones. If it looks like a duck. . . WELL, QUACK QUACK!

Na wah for wahala o!
Man go phock around. . . woman dey faithful. . . give good 10 years of insult. . .plus catching 'Tobechi/BUSTA Rhymes' chronic acute gono and GORILLA Herpes/warts. . . with man wey dey do 'anooose' sex without condom. . . ALL NA THE WOMAN FAULT AS GOLD DIGGER.

This kain Sharia-Christian Marriage na waya o!
If an woman do dis wan na. . .na 'divorce her-divorce her' we go dey hia all ova the world.
Man dey phock around like goat wey devil curse. . . awon Ogboni-Okija Christians dey make mouth.
UNDER WHAT CONDITION DID YOUR JESUS SAY A MAN/WOMAN SHOULD DIVORCE AGAIN?

http://www.gotquestions.org/grounds-for-divorce.html

[size=20pt]The Bible gives two clear grounds for divorce: (1) intimate immorality (Matthew 5:32; 19:9) and (2) abandonment by an unbeliever (1 Corinthians 7:15). Even in these two instances, though, divorce is not required or even encouraged. The most that can be said is that intimate immorality and abandonment are grounds (an allowance) for divorce. Confession, forgiveness, reconciliation, and restoration are always the first steps. Divorce should only be viewed as a last resort. [/size]

Na wah for awon Ogboni-Okija Sharia christians o!
Anyhooooooo. . . . .Thank God my husband be poor man.
Na life insurance policy I for collect from im head. . . !!!

Kei. . . .!!!!
Na man be dis?
Just look at the bulge btw his legs. . . CHINEKEEEEEEE!!!!
Just the way I like 'em. . . young. . . tender. . .firm and 'juicy'!
No high school diploma necessary.
No condom necessary. . . . !!!
Direct deposit without withdrawal!
No JAMB. . . .DIRECT ENTRY WITHOUT EXTRA-MURALS!

I will die for you N'ABANIA!
I am thirsty. . . and I wanno 'suck' his navel!
Just to look am for nyansh juss dey do me wan kain. . . .
Nna we go see for 'Upper Iweka Road"!


Na so-so womans dem full the crowd.
E badu belle and e jolosi mans dem don 'shift' go wan corner with big-big belle and agbada!

Mu che che che che che!!!!

Nothing wrong there except it is with empowering the buttocks. . . NOT THE BRAIN.
Ttttttttu che che che che che cheeeeeeeeh!
Can't win a Nobel prize with that o!
Oggggworkor Gworkor!!!!

Show me a Christian. . . I will show you the DEVIL on 2 legs.
Mu che che che che che. . . .
Surely, their Lord Jesus died in vain for sure. And will surely die in vain many times to come for those 'fake' followers of his. . . BLASPHEMY!!!
Never met a set of more judgemental, intolerant and self-righteous bigotted bunch in the whole wide world.
Tufiakwa!

The scariest, most psychotic retards ever known to mankind!
What a comic herd of cattle on 2 left legs!
As long as you do not agree with their hypocritical, nauseating views. . . you are a gonner,
They wish. . . Sheeeesh!

Anoda way to sssssssssshop moni!
Dem nefa fix transportation for land, sea and air. . . na space mata dem wan judge?
Imagine portholes in space!
The first from Africa!

Pppppppu che che che che che che cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!

Thank God I don vamooooze from that area!
No barry don comot from my house this week.
Without light too!
What a life!

God bless America. . .Home Sweeeeeeeet Home!!!

Or, better still, like other people’s nasty characters, you may just learn to live with it since you cannot change them. Because, like prostitution, you cannot wipe out homosexuality from the face of the earth. Neither can we simply wish it away! I wish we could, but, no. Never! I’m sorry.

Na wah!
They said they can phock annally. . .but cannot marry like hetero-se-xuals!
The best thing for them to do is to marry hetero-se-xually. . . .and then proceed the other route with like partners.
Society is kinder to 'bi-sex-ual' than homo-se-xuals.

Oh dia Kobe!
What 'kin' I say. . .? 

But. . . yaba yaba dooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
You wan your shidddrens to be raised by another baby daddy?
So sad when children are involved. . .

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

E be like say Will Smith wanno join you in this "Christian Divorcees" madness o!
Anyhoo. . . e beta pass say make man DIE-VORCE YOU than for GOD to DIE-VORCE you by hired "assassination bullets" and/or under 'luxurious' bus like some Ogboni-Okija widows of the www we know about o!
I nor send. . .

Oggggwworkor. . . Oggggwworkor!

Yet Nigeria's debt is 40Billion!

Bor bor bor. . . .BONSUE!!!!

[size=20pt]the two families[/size] and payment for catering services.

Their wives of course!
Tomorriow GEJ go say Sambo na TEEEEEEEEEEEEEIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Deja vu? OBJ vs ATIKU. . . .

Pppppu he he he he he he he