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PoliticsRe: Ghana Plans To Sell Electricity To Nigeria by Lasinoh: 2:17pm On Dec 19, 2011
Ghana Must Go don turn to Ghana Must Come!
Shame on Nigeria. cry
CelebritiesRe: Occupy Lekki Protest: ‘i Wasn’t Injured’ – Kate Henshaw Debunks Assault Rumours by Lasinoh: 2:12pm On Dec 19, 2011
What brave souls.
To protest in Nigeria? A nation of and for cowards?
This is unUjaual!
I hope there are no females there o. . . dem go carry belle without even knowin it!
Nigerian Police nor dey take h-eye see congo o! cry
PoliticsRe: Victory At Last: FG Cancels Lekki Toll Gate Charges by Lasinoh: 1:59pm On Dec 19, 2011
Na wah for the 'Black' brain!
Highly dysfunctional. cry
PoliticsRe: Sylva Appoints New Aides by Lasinoh: 1:57pm On Dec 19, 2011
Mu he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
This is becoming like fighting cyber goons on NL.
Any head and tail with this man's fight?
PDP go soon ban am. . . only to return with another moniker. . .ACN!!!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Gov. Timipre Sylva: Why They Want My Job by Lasinoh: 1:49pm On Dec 19, 2011
This can never happen in any part of the civilized world. . . NEVER!
It is obvious this man was a puppet on a string. . .
The people do not even have a voice on his behalf.
A lone voice crying in the wilderness. . . .
God bless America. . . my home sweeeeeeeeet home! cool
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce's Parents Finally Divorced After Many Reconciliation Attempts by Lasinoh: 1:08pm On Dec 19, 2011
Thizzzzz marriage thingy sef na waya!
Blessed are those who can stay happily married after!!!!
Honey you dey hia so?
Anoda Christian DIE-vorceeee! cry
Sad!
CelebritiesRe: Video:mercy Johnson Addresses Blindness Rumours After Wedding by Lasinoh: 10:44am On Dec 19, 2011
Don't mind those ako no gbe tumbler (teeth wey dey break tumbler) gossips! grin
Na too much gossip for FACEBOOK make dem teeth scatter-scatter plus jaga-jaga for h-inside dem MOTT. . . dey spit efry whia like serpents! grin
I dunno who dey be trying to look like.
Michelle Obama or what? grin
PoliticsRe: 25 Year Old Missing Nigerian Found Dead In Usa by Lasinoh: 10:34am On Dec 19, 2011
Any news about this babe?
Abi we still dey fast and pray for her appearance?
That is why I love oyinbo peeps. . . dem for don come for camera dey appeal to public for help with posters and all.
They would even go to the so-called river and start digging.
Black people na waya o!
So the parents juss keep kwayet like that? shocked
Something is most definitely fishy!
We shall see. . . . wink
PoliticsRe: 25 Year Old Missing Nigerian Found Dead In Usa by Lasinoh: 10:30am On Dec 19, 2011
dayokanu:
Lasinoh,

How was your weekend? This week for me and you. I go phock that your ogbonge poohsie
Mu he he he he he he
How charming!
Your Mgbeke First Lady must be neglecting you.
Abi na only spiritual pooohsie dem dey give you? wink
I hope you have caught up with your children-support payments on NL huh? cheesy
Sorrrry. . .my customers are all lined up. . . !
Wait till next year for an available spot! cheesy
Weekend izzzzzzzzz ova sweeerie. . . .Well spent on NL tooo! grin
CelebritiesRe: Kobe Bryant’s Wife Files For Divorce by Lasinoh: 10:02am On Dec 19, 2011
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! wink
See post count! grin
Oh yes o!
Kobe my mohn!. . .Ha far with 'Ogboni Okija' Chrisitian divorce?
Kpele o. . . back to single old cargo life! grin
How far? kiss
E badu belle and e jolosi peeps don regroup? wink
Mu che che che che che che
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus! cool


Whoozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzh ya momma? tongue
PoliticsRe: Did Imf Draft Our 2012 Budget? by Lasinoh: 9:57am On Dec 19, 2011
The rabbit has eaten the carrot again.
Hopefully it ain't gonna choke! cheesy
I pity Nigeria.
Nothing to show forrrrrrrrrrrrit!!!!
No light, no water, no toilet, no bafffrooom. . . no healthcare. . . no transportation. . . NOTHING!!!!

Hell on earth!!!! grin
PoliticsRe: Please Respect The President by Lasinoh: 9:54am On Dec 19, 2011
Haaaaaaaaaaaaas we wia discussin' h-in dis topic. . . . wink
Nigeria nor get president!
Na dictator we fit afford. . .
Case closed!
Next thread please! cool


Make I go find 'polymoniker' thread jare. . . no recognizable old farts! wink
PoliticsRe: Please Respect The President by Lasinoh: 9:46am On Dec 19, 2011
[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=827607.msg9794678#msg9794678 date=1324282850]No more strong DE-EEK for you angry
Am gonna starve you to DEATH.

Brace up for the hard times to come
Go and manage DayoKanu's weak one-minute condo. shocked grin grin. LOLZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You must beg and take me to DUBAI. cool[/quote]Please. . . I have had enough of your attention o!
Your e badu belle and e jolosi old cargos of NL nor let me rest o! tongue
No mention de-e-k matter abeg.
Salient h-assassins for cyber-dee-ks on the www. . . especially the extremely UGLY ones from LONDON are on rampage this winter.
This has been a 5 year-war. . . !
I shall see 2012 in the name of my GOD. . . .Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
You are on your own dia. . . .NL na some peeps 'usband!
I nor dey drag stale peh-nis. . .
How many I go do for this NL sef. . .

Dayokanu dey wan corner. . .
Another moniker like Rhino.5dm dey wan corner.
Aigbofa dey wan corner. . . .
You want Tpia to quench? cheesy
Shall we mention SODOMite?

ALL STRANGERS!!!! grin

Oh dia. . . I YAMMY "OT. . . .from website to website. . . toooooooo "OT!!! cheesy
Thank God I nefa chop h-any NL peh-nis o! I for don quench. . . SEE WAHALA!!!!

Abeg back to topic jare!!!!

This my avatar na waaaaaayaaaaaaah!!! tongue
PoliticsRe: Wikileaks: How Obasanjo Robbed Nigeria Dry by Lasinoh: 8:22am On Dec 19, 2011
WE ALL KNOW OBJ WAS THE WORSTEST!
OTA GORILLA! angry
Minister of and for Petroleum for 8 YEARS. . . . No audits!
EFCC? HOW DARE YOU! grin
PoliticsRe: Please Respect The President by Lasinoh: 8:20am On Dec 19, 2011
This word "cretin" must sooooooooo be in vogue! grin
PoliticsRe: Please Respect The President by Lasinoh: 7:13am On Dec 19, 2011
Seeeeee sex-ual frustration for NL! shocked
fukc!
fukc!
fukc!

Haba!
To think these are so-called Christians about to celebrate the birth of thier "LORD" in about a week's time.
O ma se o!
PoliticsRe: Anti-Gay Bill: “Go Back To School” Soyinka Tells Nigerian Legislators by Lasinoh: 6:23am On Dec 19, 2011
Strange to think that heterosex-uals gave birth to homo-se-xuals. . .
Hmmmmm! Maybe if we do things reversedly. . . as in homo-sexu-als getting married and having children. . . the children might become hetero-se-xuals.

Anyhoo. . . too many single parent homes, polygamous ones too around the world(many children, especially black males are left to live like bastards in Africa and the US even when their fathers are alive and phocking around the globe breeding more children). . . with mothers as heads of the households. When men start helping their mommas hook and unhook their bras in the dead of the night. . . or help to tie 'geles' like "Shagun the Gele Master from Houston", TX the desire to grow poohsies by young boys becomes an ideal. Just habituation. Single parent homes without fathers grow extremely hateful men or extremely effiminate men. . .nothing in between.

African men. . .sit at home and raise your sons! Only men can truly raise men. . . as heads of the households! kiss
PoliticsRe: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il, 69, Has Died by Lasinoh: 5:00am On Dec 19, 2011
America go happy celebrate taya!
This man show dem pepper nor be small!
It is the year for 'quenching' dictators for sure! cheesy

Kim's marital status wasn't clear but he is believed to have married once and had at [size=20pt]least[/size] three other companions. He had at least three sons with two women, as well as a daughter by a third.
Hmmmm!
Papa was a rolling stone! grin
CelebritiesRe: Britney Spears’ 3-carat Engagement Ring Fit For A Princess by Lasinoh: 4:54am On Dec 19, 2011
She gets it right finally. cheesy
I don't know the dude. . . but I like him already.
Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! cool
That K-Fed of a thingy. . .ahn-ahn!

Baby faya-faya dey go!!!!
Nothing do you.
Na who get market dey sell market!!! cool
No more "Christian Divorcee' business a beg!

https://www.popularcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/britney-spears-engagement-2.jpg


I looooooooooove it!!!! grin
PoliticsRe: One Dead, Kate Henshaw Brutalized As Police Crackdown On Occupy Lekki Protesters by Lasinoh: 4:40am On Dec 19, 2011
philip0906:
muhehehe. . .LASU tuition fee hiked,bad roads all around lagos,agbero menace e.t.c Now everyone knows d dude is just a scam. . .
The dude go show them pepper before im commot for office.
Less than 3 years to go!
Mu che che che che che
I never believed his 'slimy' constitution from the get go!
Christianity EtcRe: Religious People Are Stoopid? by Lasinoh(op): 4:36am On Dec 19, 2011
He sure did!
And many like him too!
Welcome to the New Testament Part 2! cheesy
PoliticsRe: 25 Year Old Missing Nigerian Found Dead In Usa by Lasinoh: 4:25am On Dec 19, 2011
Sagamite:
You are a cretin!
wink wink wink wink wink wink

See hello to awon NL 'Bugs Bunny' for moi o! grin
Oh yes o! London 'phocker'! wink
What's up doc? cheesy

You just keep 'sagging' under the weight of my 'might' huh?
No back up handle? wink
Abi dem don go hide? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Oh Oh- Seems Alex O Is Already Married, So Oby Edozie Married A Marred Guy by Lasinoh: 4:23am On Dec 19, 2011
Mu che che che che che!!!
You go gal. . . finders' keepers! kiss
Love is not by force.
Congratulations again darling! kiss
Better a married man for your age and accomplishments sweeerie. Dealing with a psychotic single dude is a recipe for disaster.
If he were not available, you would not have snagged him off the shelf! grin

You look good together.

E badu belle and e jolosi peeps can only whine and bark! cheesy

Please, have a safe delivery. . . make that twins! grin
Hurry up ooooh. . . you know some peeps born awon 'downzies' and 'afins' for NL. . . so we no go hai word ahgain o!
Some even 'bald' from birth. . . with Gorinmakpa Sahara Reporters kpa-kpa! lipsrsealed
Even the ones with 'Mongolian spots' for face dey make noise. . . if you wanno born pickin. . . abeg born complete wan o!
I beg you my sistah! grin
PoliticsRe: Anti-Gay Bill: “Go Back To School” Soyinka Tells Nigerian Legislators by Lasinoh: 11:56pm On Dec 18, 2011
PoliticsRe: Why Are There No Southern Governors Forum? by Lasinoh: 11:45pm On Dec 18, 2011
Aigbofa:
Maybe this is just what you need, a northerner to put you in a burqa and take away your laptop. And you can then change your handle to Booty in Burqa.
Oh babeeeeeeeee kilode?
Arggggh! angry
Fi mi le jo!
PoliticsRe: 25 Year Old Missing Nigerian Found Dead In Usa by Lasinoh: 11:42pm On Dec 18, 2011
Freesia:
^^^^^
You are just something else lol,You are winding people up so much to the point I could feel their blood boiling from here
Mu he he he he he he
The beauty of NL.
I am glad you understand.
Nothing like having a little fun with easily offended re-tards!
My pleasure always!

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: 25 Year Old Missing Nigerian Found Dead In Usa by Lasinoh: 11:26pm On Dec 18, 2011
Freesia:
Lasinoh let's see the bigger picture here but what you have said happens to many African women in the west not just the one tribe.
There are many women suffering domestic violence in the UK,U.S and other countries in the west let's rule the tribe factor out ,it could happen to any woman,sad but true
I know that. I was just being mischievious. wink
You know? The main message on ANY thread just like this one can be received from the first 2 pages only.
Subsequently. . . we get on each other's nerves.
Just for the fun of it.
Always my pleasure. kiss
PoliticsRe: Anti-Gay Bill: “Go Back To School” Soyinka Tells Nigerian Legislators by Lasinoh:
Good one Kongi! kiss
The relgious bigots on NL and all over Nigeria will never understand your message being God's own anointed anuses that should not be 'touched'! What busy bodies! grin

He said, “The problem with legislators is that they fail to distinguish between personal bills and interventions in private lives. That is the problem. [size=20pt]I see no reason why they should intervene in the private lives of adults.[/size] What people do in their bedrooms is no business of mine. It should not be the business of legislators.
Tell 'em bro!
Meanwhile they are the chief culprits deceiving people with their tri-sexu-alies!
Not to mention shove their own reetarded religious views on others. . .as anuses and mouth-pieces of God!
If same-sex lovers wanno get married or have chldren, whose business is it?

Don't mind the silly religious bigots jare!
I dey your side.
Those illiterates really need to go back to school! cheesy
PoliticsRe: 25 Year Old Missing Nigerian Found Dead In Usa by Lasinoh: 9:36pm On Dec 18, 2011
Sagamite:
You are a cretin!

So you know you should wait for police investigation yet you are throwing disgusting accusations at a grieving family.

FOOOOL!
Is the word 'cretin' new to your extremely limited vocab? wink
Of course I know I have to wait for the police investigations. . . .
But why don't I have a little fun with syndicated dim-wits like you while we are waiting huh?
Here goes: Even in the civilized world. . . most homicides are committed by close relatives and friends.
A grieving family may not be a grieving family after all. . . just sayin'! wink

Only a 'grieving family' knows why they are grieving. . .
Are you trying to tell us something? wink
Has the body been hiding under the basement of the 'grieving family'? wink
Was it the 'outer body' experience that was seen jumping over that bridge by pedestrians and motorists? wink
I mean. . . the use of 'juju'? Aka 'African magic or remote control'?


*Btw. . . how is that your London buddy who married the ugliest bride on NL doing?
The one with a politician brother from California with a criminal record. . . cheesy
You should have been there when his 'LovePeddler-momma' was buried. . .
All the 12 children had different surnames. . . .One scattered poohsie! cry
Sooooo baaaaaad you could not tell children from in-laws. . .
A big disgrace. . . .shhhhhh. . . do not say I told ya!  wink*
CelebritiesRe: Kobe Bryant’s Wife Files For Divorce by Lasinoh: 8:54pm On Dec 18, 2011
[flash=500,500]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDrApu9APBk[/flash]

Thank you God. . . please give awon e-badu belle and e jolosi cyber wor-wors peace. Amen!!!!
Wey my beautiful children jare! cool

Tenk you My God!
These single barren wor wor old cargos nor go let porson see road. . .Awon I go marry born for cyber and FACE BOOK!

Ugly mu che ches! grin
Wey my darling husband jare. . . Happy anniversary babeeeeee!!!! kiss
No divorce yet?
Cooooooooooooooool!!!! cool


Anybarrry still suffering from "London Fever"? wink

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OxBVHXOfWo[/flash]

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