Nairaboi:
You dey mind am? one sided jare

I agree

KanwuliaExtra:
An understatement.
MUMU First Class with DISTINCTION!

But the God Father of ALL political stupidity is OBJ!!!!

I doubt any other Nigeria politician have help Nigeria tow down a loan like Obasanjo did with Paris Fund issue.

Saifulah:
This is for those claiming he had died before yesterday. It is forbidden in Islam to keep the dead unburried.

In the state house statement, it said funeral arrangements will be announced. That will definitely be today but most likely low key burial.

If he dies, are we then immortal? hope for a good ending yourself rather than musing on that of others.

Oga, go and sit down. I have Muslim friend are a chronic alcoholics. Beer o, Vodka o, Spirit o. So don't bring this religious bullshit here because the Islamic religion forbids alcohol.

Gracealone:


Abba Kyari was a Muslim. His remains are yet to be buried.
Are you suggesting that his death was being suppressed for 15 days ? Where could they probably have been keeping his corpse.
Kemi Olunloyo never makes sense out of anything.

And to think you are making more nonsense that the said Kemi. Ogbeni, I have friends who are Moslems and drink alcohol to stupor

All these hypocrites as I would call them who are speaking from the sides of their mouth about not being happy about someone's death, as we will all die. Nobody is disputing the fact that "we will all die". But some quick questions, how sad will you feel if hear that the herdsman that raped your sister and killed your family is finally dead? How sad will you be if you hear that the secretary that has refused to pay your fathers salary/pension is finally dead? How sad will you be when you hear that the arm robber that stole your life investment is finally dead? If you will feel happy, then no qualms, but your ancestors will tumble in their graves.
We need to be realistic so many a time.

sarrki:


Where is your morals?

Every soul shall taste deAth

Ask your dad about your grandfather

You are a bastard. Did his grandfather partake in stealing Nigerians commonwealth. You will soon join him

Bastard children everywhere. I suppose most of these hypocrite applauding her were born out of wedlock too. . .

I begin to wonder who these people get their advise from and how they are bold enough to bring it to the public . ..

This murdafurka spelt God as 'Gos'

Jh0wsef:
Op, What is 'disturbing' about having a nice atrractive and soft body?

"I love thick women, Bone is for the dogs, meat is for men. "

Shoutout to all thick women in the world. More flesh to your elbows.

This guy self, u no see Cherokee do Ass use do specimen of thick women? This picture day learn work na.. .

Chigold101:
I am glad you wrote the bolded part...
we all believed in him. we all was right behind him but like a thunder! he became a different person from whom we used to know... God bless you too

God bless u more my brother, I won't lie to you, it is on record that Festus Keyamo has really helped many people, but when money is involved story changes. I will always appreciate his impact on people who are close members. That said, Festus Keyamo in my own opinion is a good man. Stay blessed. . .

Chigold101:
mention on of such person he helped...
mention anybody that is poor he helped and when...
we thought he would take the place of Gani and we all supported him until we discovered he is just looking for food and cheap popularity...

[quote author=Chigold101 post=65423897]mention on of such person he helped...

Ogbeni, if I start mentioning names, we would derail the thread. But I want to let you know the Festus Keyamo is not the kind of person you paint him, he is a good man (even though good persons change) time and events eventually make people turn to something else. OK, for the records, in 2006, my close pal was arrested and charged with theft, all because a robbery incident happened within the axis he lived at that time, he was tortured, dehumanized and abuse, I called Keyamo on the issue, I saw his phone number then in Sun Newspaper as he wrote an article then, he charged me 400k. I pleaded and explained the while incident to him, he moved from Lagos to Makurdi because of that case and did not collect a kobo from us. 2011 my Uncle was cheated from becoming a BHAM member ( Benue State House of Assembly member) the same Festus Keyamo was in court with us, defending my uncle and stating facts and statistics on how my uncle was cheated and finally, INEC did the right thing. That's said, I have also heard from many people how Festus Keyamo helped them somehow, somewhere, Bro, that guy is Legit and good. I don't want to talk about failed exams, because I know all that is fake news. Remain blessed. . .

Chigold101:
If well known is like that of Keyamo then may my entire generation remain unknown. Keyamo is a coward... Just because APC won election he resigned as EFCC lawyer handling the case of EFCC vs Sylva former governor of Bayelsa state. Which "well known" lawyer does that?
A lawyer who could not pass exam to become a SAN for over 3 years? Rub.bish

The said Festus Keyamo you are busy lambasting has helped so many people who could not afford a lawyer, and is still doing so till tomorrow. As a matter of fact after the likes of the Late Gani Fawhemmi, Femi Falana, Festus has helped so many people who couldn't afford legal fees, that said the issue of failing exams is all a propaganda. That man is a very intelligent man, ask anybody who have had course to converse with him.

It was a script, well written and played, with you being featured without you knowing. You can come to the Headquarters to make a formal complaint. . .

Chigold101:
What would you expect someone who failed the SAN exams for more than 3 times until Buhari and APC awarded him SAN last year to say? He is an unprincipled human being therefore his face is always towards the end where his food comes from...
Shame on Keyamo

I will give you the benefit of doubt to mention a member of your entire lineage who is or will ever become a well known Lawyer like Festus Keyamo. . .

Toks2008:


Here we go again...playing the victim card but when you trolled with your stwpid comment that has no correlation with the title you were so cool.

I repeat,if you don't act intelligently you will soon be dumped and the blame will be on you.Nuff said

Ogbeni, why so subtle. Someone that has been dumped and re-dumped is here making noise on how she has never been dumped...

Damm! Her repentance made her turn from yellow to black. Wow! Wow! Wow!

LesbianBoy:


One night with daniella okeke and my day will be sweet. I won't pity that big nyansh i swear

Ogbeni, person wey dey chop shit. Tah! Me I go with Maseratti Bleep

afoltundeseun:


What does your parents have in common with ceramic tiles?

Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Go and ask your Aunt who your biological father is, she will give you a breakdown.

afoltundeseun:
Your mum is a LovePeddler. I hope that pains enough to go ballistic on me, keyboard warrior. Omo ale atiti, or should I say your dad is a gay. keep to your promise and hit me hard

Just what I knew you would amount to, a monumental disgrace, disappointment and total nuisance. Your childish thinking sums it up by calling out on my parents. We all knew how your mother was raped by a crippled cobbler in Aromire market, on a market day. This led to your paternity being in doubt, and the gods of the land gave a final judgement that both you and your mother be thrown into the evil forest. You father was later found dead as he was struck by thunder lying in his own excreta and urine. I feel so sorry for your generation.. .

Safiaa:
thank you very much.

No need baby girl, I don't mind being called a woman wrapper. But for the fact the Ediot seems to feel he has autonomy of insult and making a woman feel bad because he is a selfish and stupid. That makes him less than a man, and he doesn't Ave an other way that push his frustration to someone else. Don't mind him baby

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Ogbeni, I don't want to go ballistic on you cause if I do, you would ever regret been born in a social media era. You are a totally definition of a failure in all ramifications. If I face you, people looking at you will know you have been hit by a missile. I forgive you for you stupidity and transgressions. Just be humble, and keep quiet. . .

Undertaker001:


Are you new on this thread?
forget afoltundeseun.. he has small mental problem

The guy seems to be a nitwit. May I not have such people in my lie, someone that has such shallow thought process. Tufiakwa, God forbid, the guy is a monumental slowpoke

afoltundeseun:
I spit on your destiny. Prostitute without hobbies

You must be a cretin who lacks self worth and decides to taunt people but fails to realize stupidity is a natural gift you have been blessed with. How dare you refer to lady who has done you no wrong, did not speak against your or poke nosed into your affair as a LovePeddler. Let this be clear, this is a football thread, and not a place for shallow minds that do nothing than look for how to demean people because of the low self esteem you got.

Threebear:

MBA, my job is to have fun on nairaland and wait for big brother Naija since the school I'm currently working on my PHD is currently on break.
Don't confuse me with yourself, I'm not a jobless fellow by any means.
You're dismissed.

If your job is to have fun on nairaland and wait for big brother, then you are totally finish. A grown ass niggir like you should be able to set his priorities, but here you are in social media showcasing to the world the stupidity you have been blessed with.

Threebear:

When I saw your pictures at nairaland reunion party, I said to myself how could someone look so malnourished, poorly dressed and crass, I dismissed it that you might not have felt like dressing up since it was a light gathering. But I now understand fully, that you're jobless. Little wonder your whole existence is based on nairaland popularity and nothing else. For a fully grown man in his thirties to go and dig up these post from some eight months ago, truly shows the very little you have to do with your time. I'm embarrassed even for your sake. This is the reason you failed at your big brother audition because no one in their right senses would like to put someone like you among sane humans. This is your what account 30th ,60th ,100th ?
You keep getting banned and you keep coming back, daddykush, pappykush, mamakush when does it end. Get a job and get productive, seun is the only one making money here, the only thing you're doing is Making a nuisance of yourself. Your pictures are all over nairaland ,who will take you seriously in future if you want to run for any administrative position?
Such a pity!

Ogbeni shame no dey catch you fa. You still get mouth dey talk, after a fellow man like you just literally knack you jibes with impunity and without mercy.

safarigirl:
You have standards, that is why you are still single when your mates have kids in secondary school already.

Having 'standards' is one of the reasons a lot of people are single, especially when the standards have to do with superficial things like who dey wear wig and who no dey wear wig.

See some people here praising the guy, if things were turned around and Genevieve said she cannot date men that have beards, some people would have jumped on her and taunted her about her single status

According to your junk clapback on a man who says he wants a natural woman, bringing in Genevieve in the picture. How does the beard which is naturally grown be compared to an artificial stock gotten from the market. Natural is natural and can never be anything else.

alexistaiwo:
I wonder how people find it easy to sleep with prostitutes.
Someone that was certainly knacked before you entered and will probably be knacked again by someone else before you fully lose your erection.


For those of you who will say it is because I haven't seen high class olosho.
For your information, I once won a bet against my friend.
He once invited my exact spec of girl who is a prostitute over to seduce me. So we both went inside and she undressed (as per the bet).
Tried as much as she could, she was unable to make me erected for a minute straight (whenever the stick rises I simply picture her in my mind like the slut she is).


It pays to learn how to control your second brain (joystick).

Ogbeni, all these things wey you talk na story and I dey so sure say na girls give you all these likes. Common gerrahout here. We like bitches

Kenzico:
The booby Lady : Grab and Suck me Tiger

The Lady @ d back : Cause we know u like it

Odunlade : Oooh Lala!!

That booby she show dey tickle him little soldier. . .

Many things running through my mind, but all I can think of now is how she should be touching her toe.. .

Imagine the bullshit. Imagine the style that she forms yoga with, imagine a preek in her pucci with such style. Damm! What da furk

jrusky:


Haba 2018 Mr man. Is Buhari your father? Why taken panadol for another person father headache? Why is your senses working anticlickwise like this

God pls help this guy in this 2018 it seems he is still suffering from last night booze hangover. Buhari is not your father not your family in fact you don't even know him as much as I do and so many people here as well yet no one is killing himself for Buhari. Na wahoòooo.

So of your father refuses to knack your mother you will blame it on Buhari, it's about time you stop blaming Buhari for your family's misfortunes