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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Destroy Ortom’s Rice Farm; Kill 50 by LasoulMacuby(m): 1:05pm On May 27, 2016
Dollyak:
The most incompetent and weakest governor ever?
I tell u the guy is a full time coward. . . Even though I do not like Fayose's personality, I loved the way the spoke out about the Fulani's issue. But this my own nonentity of a Govnor hat no ballz

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NYSC / Re: Abuja Corper Sleeping On A Bridge In Kubwa (Photos) by LasoulMacuby(m): 12:43pm On May 27, 2016
O. P and you didn't collect his contact so that some of us who have the means to assist him will do so. I remember creating a thread where I called on corpers serving in Abuja who could shuttle around Airport Road to call my digits.
Naija which way . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/3070330/abuja-corpers-needs-accommodation
Politics / Re: Buhari: Tell Me If I Should Change Ministers by LasoulMacuby(m): 9:01am On May 27, 2016
DaBullIT:
There are ministers for a reason

The President can only do so much


and he's offering Nigerians their opinion

as usual , they do not want to give opinion , they want Buhari gone , so as to return the man from their region


this is about hate and making the tenure ungovernable for the current president
I agree with you on this, now he has given Nigerians the opportunity but all we see are bunch of haters running their mouth online like an exploded pipeline. . .


Guess what , After Buhari , its Osibanjo


and Buhari still has 3 years and 5 days more
Crime / Re: Man Assisted By A Lady Steals Her ATM & Cash by LasoulMacuby(m): 11:30pm On May 26, 2016
vicktaur:
HAI SMELL LYES OOO

HOW ATM GO CAPTURE DIS KIND PIX ?
ABI DEM DON DE USE CCTV FR ATM POINTS TAKE SELFIES NOW ?
Chairman, look at the pics the right hand and not the left. It's the same shirt he is wearing with the left pic

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Phone Ugandan President Museveni Uses Will Shock You (photos) by LasoulMacuby(m): 11:28pm On May 26, 2016
I would have prefer the o. P telling how much the wrist watch he wore cost. . .

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Politics / Re: Court Freezes Aluko And Omokore's $1.8bn Assets by LasoulMacuby(m): 10:28pm On May 25, 2016
BIGERBOY1:

It is not a direct order freezing the assets rather a permission granting FG liberty to go after their assets using international legal framework
Chairman, u get time dey even educate this Mungus. Educate his sorry Azz

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Jokes Etc / Re: MEN: When Wives Correct Them Vs When Female Boss Correct Them. HILARIOUS PIX by LasoulMacuby(m): 3:04pm On May 25, 2016
kITATITA:
I didn't pay dowry on my female boss
On point O.P. but i rather discuss with wifey than bark like a dawg
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Has A Crush On Richard Mofe Damijo by LasoulMacuby(m): 6:34pm On May 22, 2016
Some people sef
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan With Some Politicians In Rivers State (Photos) by LasoulMacuby(m): 4:20pm On May 22, 2016
Wetin she come use hand dey pack so?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by LasoulMacuby(m): 10:27am On May 22, 2016
hrhobi1:


So as old as u are u don't know what flatfoot means? But u sabi all the styles for bed and blowjobs and what not? Ehn?

Abeg go back to Pri 1.
Badt guy
Events / Re: Couple Cut Their Wedding Cake With Sword In Benue State (Photo) by LasoulMacuby(m): 9:45am On May 22, 2016
damola311:
They are both ugly
Let's see ur girlfriend's pic. U just dey fall hand big time, when beauty become ingredient for marriage. I have also noticed that the average looking ladies I have dated supercede the extremely beautiful ones in all ramifications
Politics / Re: Treat IPOB, Other Militants Like Boko Haram – Northern Groups Tell FG by LasoulMacuby(m): 9:29am On May 22, 2016
ganisucks:
FANTASTICAL North. J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ keep one thing in mind, Buhari will only spend four years in Aso Rock.
And another northerner will win. U have notice one thing the disunity among other tribes in Nigeria has made them not to have a common ground

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Religion / Re: 10 Popular Churches In Nigeria And Their Origin by LasoulMacuby(m): 9:27am On May 22, 2016
This one u see CAC - cooperate affairs commission
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Humiliates A Lady Who Mocked His Watch & Pen by LasoulMacuby(m): 9:16am On May 21, 2016
So many nairaland females hating on daddy freeze, must the girl comment. . . I sight some unknown dudes and babes calling him an attention seeking. He already has a million radio listeners attention while I doubt some of those calling him attention seeking have held a mic before
Politics / Re: Militants Blow Up Escravos Pipeline In Delta by LasoulMacuby(m): 5:15pm On May 20, 2016
Endison:
Some years ago, a group of Cows announced Dat they will make Jonathan's government ungovernable. Today, dose cows are in power and the tides have turn...


Dats what I call KARMA.
Let's see the money they will allocate to their proposed North East Development Commission. After killing their own people, they want to sap oyel money to fund it's development!


Cows!!
Was ur father in anyway among the group of cows u are talking about
Politics / Re: Buhari's Official Statement On Amina Ali After Receving Her At The State House by LasoulMacuby(m): 11:40pm On May 19, 2016
Flow :

WHAT PROMINENT NIGERIAN'S SAYS ABOUT BUHARI

“The army after toppling our democratic regime have no option but to install Buhari as head of state so as to avoid credibility problems, especially in the sight of the international community because of his being an epitome of integrity."

- SHAGARI.

“There are only 2 honest & reliable Nigerians. Myself & Buhari. All what PDP is saying of Buhari being fundamentalist is mere hot lies. They just fear, let‘s go to jail “
– OBJ

General Muhammadu Buhari as a member of the Supreme Military Council and as Head of NNPC was by nature taciturn and introvert. But he took any work that was given to him very seriously. He is reliable as he is hardworking and honest, his path of moral probity and rectitude” Incorruptible

– President Olusegun Obasango , in his book, “Not My Will”.

“Buhari was a big brother & a father to some extent that mean nothing in life & to the nation always other than good. So, I fear no harm from him.“

– LATE YAR‘ADUA.

“Buhari was honest & sincere in all his conduct that perhaps, only very few Nigerians could match in integrity.“

–GEN. ABDUSSALAM

“Gen. Muhammadu Buhari was a true patriot, respected former head of state & elder statesman & a nationalist.“

-PRESIDENT JONATHAN.

“I have realized our collective mistake in over-throwing you. I have seen the terrible damage which our inaction caused to the Nigerian psyche. I am most sorry. Please, come and do what is best known about you. Patriotic service to the nation.“

–LATE ABACHA (PTF inaugural speech).

“If Buhari quit PTF job as he promises & as we knew him to mean his words, all along, I support the idea of scrapping PTF as no one else can do the job as him.“

–IBB

I respect Buhari. He was my Boss.He was an honorable man. And I can say this anywhere”.

-General Ibrahim Babangida.

“As a member PDP BOT, I decided personally to donate the #5,000,000 to Buhari‘s campaign organization because of my firm believe in his ability to right all the nation wrongs-

ALH. ISIYAKU IBRAHIM.

“Buhari is as clean as the book I am holding”

~ Alhaji Isiaku Ibrahim, a Member of PDP Board of Trustees @ a Book launch in Kaduna

“The issue of Gen. The Buhari‘s presidency was always being derided by the criminals who looted the nation to stupor by embarking upon a campaign of calumny so as to smear his name with a view to denying Nigerians having a leader who can improve their lots.“

–PROF. DAVID WEST.

“If the truth must be said, Buhari remain the only real threat to PDP wither he runs for the presidency or not due to his wider followership among the masses that now hit the elite circle.“

-SEN. MAKARFI.

***Kindly share this if really you believed in NEW Nigeria & that another Nigeria is possible***

#copied

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Politics / Re: Block Sale Of Warplanes To Nigeria - New York Times Tells Obama by LasoulMacuby(m): 7:03pm On May 19, 2016
knightsTempler:


The WARPLANES are not for Boko Haram. They say they have defeated them.

The WARPLaNES are not for murderous Fulani herdsmen. Not a single one is in jail for killings in Agatu and everywhere else. They killed another twenty people a day or so ago.

The WARPLANE is to kill southerners as Buhari and co say GEJ and IHEJIRIKA killed Northerners. They are THE EQUALIZERS

The WARPLANES are to kill minorities. It is to take out communities in the Niger Delta where militants are suspected to reside.

Militants of the Niger Delta are not an army like Boko Haram. They have not seized any territories. They are a group of young men of no more than 150 with guns and explosives.

They do not even kill anyone

WARPLANES are not needed to take out 100 or so boys. The army and Navy have enough to recon and chase criminals in the creeks

Death from the air is not needed against a GANG of boys.

Same way America stopped Ghadafi from using air attack against his people, America must not only DESIST from selling WARPLANES to Buhari, they must compel him to dialogue with angry groups and find lasting peace

Sign the petition. Sign it nowwwww.

Get others to sign

We have a limited time to hit 100,000 and get Obama to respond to us as required by American protocol.
I no go sign. Na by force?
Politics / Re: Buhari Fires Abeshi, Appoints Babandede As Acting Immigration Boss by LasoulMacuby(m): 5:33pm On May 19, 2016
Guys this is not a matter of northern agenda. Even if it was not given to Muhammad Babandede, the most senior DCG is still Malgwi, a northerner so it's just how it should be and not a tribalistic affair

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Nairaland / General / Breaking News. .. Shooting At Immigration Headquarters Abuja by LasoulMacuby(m): 5:17pm On May 19, 2016
I created a thread earlier about the new Comptoller General of Immigration, it was earlier rumored to be Mohammed Babandede, but it has been confirmed today with the shooting after his confirmation. I hereby urge all not to be afraid of the shooting along Airport Road, as they are only going to pick the new Comptoller General of Immigration, Mr. Mohammed Babandede. . .
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LasoulMacuby(m): 10:21pm On May 18, 2016
HARDDON:




Wow, bin wondering how guys r able to zero their mind with achohol n go blowing runz gurls let alone date them! angry
How do u feel knowing ur woman is a free giver to any guy with some cheap change?

Yea I know it might be very easy go fall for them cos most of them r complete packages: great body, bo,0bs , fine like palm wine coupled with d fact that they r super on bed ( so I heard from my crazy boys )

But itz just wrong n very risky. Some visit herbalists, their minds r usually @ their back, they don't care so long d money be rolling ... Then u have these crazy deseases

Too many women in d world, u nid not sell short like this.
Dust urself up n move on... How can u be loving n waiting to win a gurl that sees u as a maga?
Stop giving her anything , if she ask, tell her to go meet her guy n to stop bogging u. Stop calling her. Just move on with ur life! How can u be an ATM?





I believe u bro. Thanks for the input. . .

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LasoulMacuby(m): 9:24pm On May 18, 2016
HARDDON:


Na how?

What is ur story? Kindly share
I have this girl I love so much, but she is into runs up and down, we had problems and we are not too strong again, but anytime she asks me of assistance I can not say no. She said she had a new guy and the last time she came to my place, she refused me having sex with her (last time I did her was November last year) I have even seen and talked to the guy in question how do I get her our of my head?
Having sex with her is not my problem cos but I want to win her heart or kick her out of my head once and for all
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LasoulMacuby(m): 8:31pm On May 18, 2016
Na so
Crime / Re: Ronke Shonde Autopsy Report: "She Did Not Die From Marks Of Violence" by LasoulMacuby(m): 10:49am On May 18, 2016
delishpot:


And you can swear that she did this thing you say she did if you lie against her may your life never see good thing? You sound like you believe and agree to the last dot what the husband is accusing her of so you should not be afraid to stand by your honesty and say a big amen.
Wherever u came from do not allow me to pounce on u. While are u swearing at me? Did I curse u? Please just keep ur bad home training to urself. I know u were raised by an arm robber father and a harlot mother but that's a discourse for another day. Just park for ur Lane jejeli make I dey on my own

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Crime / Re: Ronke Shonde Autopsy Report: "She Did Not Die From Marks Of Violence" by LasoulMacuby(m): 8:48am On May 18, 2016
profmallory:
This is fabricated, autopsies come out in one final extensive report. But U suspect heart attack sha.. perhaps after the high blood pressure from the fight and the slap, her heart just lost it..
Which heart attack? When she was opening her legs up, down, left, right and center she never had a heart attack Abi. . .

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Crime / Re: Ronke Shonde Autopsy Report: "She Did Not Die From Marks Of Violence" by LasoulMacuby(m): 8:43am On May 18, 2016
mineANDurs:


He is a wife basher for Gods sake!
His only saving grace is dat d wife foolishly dd not report him when still alive. If they look closely, d cause of death might not b too far fetched from complications or emotional instability from d domestic violence she suffered.

Meanwhile, this is Naija, who knows if d result was not fabricated.
U have a very myopic mindset, and believe me it will take u nowhere. How on earth did u come to the conclusion that he is a wife basher. So the wife is not a husband basher by sleeping around abi? U just sit with a gadget and spit out any stooopid thought comes into ur brainless head.

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Career / Re: Male Nigerian Nurse: Proud Of His Profession by LasoulMacuby(m): 12:37am On May 18, 2016
SlimBrawnie:
In Nigeria, guys are doctors and ladies are nurses... Besides, when growing up, nurses were portrayed using ladies and doctors, guys....we know,but leave am for us like that. You can educate the younger generation on the differences. LoL at Midwife(I just imagined telling someone my husband is a MIDWIFE)
I love ur sense of humor. . .
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Mocks Uju Stella, Says He Slept With Her Only Once (video) by LasoulMacuby(m): 7:16am On May 17, 2016
I see peeps all over blaming Burna Boi. Didn't the lady in question know that condoms exists? Was there an agreement that she would get pregnant after they had sex?? If no then she had to take responsibility for her actions not to be opening legs up and down. . .

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Nairaland / General / Breaking News. . . Just In by LasoulMacuby(m): 4:45pm On May 16, 2016
Mr. Mohammed Babandede, the DCG passport and operations of the Nigeria Immigration Service Nigeria has been confirmed as the new Comptoller General of the Service
Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C8 Discussion Thread [HOT] by LasoulMacuby(m): 12:03pm On May 15, 2016
Rilwayne001:


Typo error. I mean the there is a screen grabed picture attached
Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C8 Discussion Thread [HOT] by LasoulMacuby(m): 10:26am On May 15, 2016
Morning house. Pls can someone give me and idea of yet he round with a struke through line within at the right hand of the screen, I have not been able to receive calls since its been there and I don't really know how it got there. It a Camon C8 phone.

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