₦airaland Forum

Two things I can't do in life
1.Dating my friend ex girlfriend.
2.Dating my friend sister

Totilopussylick:
What exactly do we need in this country

A young vibrant man step up for power, we take him as a Joker

We are being intimidated by the elders in the game hence why when young man decide to Contest, we see him as failure even before he assumes office

That guy is a bloody tribalist.His own is even more visual than others.

When Mr failure which is buhari wish these guys well,I knew Tunisia we win the match.Buhari is synonymous to badluck.

This kind fine woman.This skull miners just end her life just like that.

Where is the reptile carcass you killed?

After they we say men are wicked.All the Nairaland feminist should come and see this

headSmasher:
The guy prostrated, I guess he has forgotten that Igbos don't want respect

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Idiot,no even any water project there.And people there are suffering from water scarcity.

Same thing with Lagos owo mi da

Abia state is Cursed with bad leaders.

Useless man

oldienavie:
What is wrong with my question ?

Everything is wrong

yyba:
boasting in the morning, boasting in the afternoon and boasting in the evening yet nothing to show in reality . Hehehe

But he's right.You can't wear that clothes in your entire life

Your governor is a raw cultist.so what do you expect?our oyel money

Old fools.You think it is easy to grab the number one sit just like that.

Nah normal thing for north

Afonja and backstabbing are like 5 and 6

God just punish Nigeria with bad leaders and not natural disasters

definitelyME:
Omo I no fit remember but mehn, those years, it was really worth it ...steady hookups and banging..I remember that year wey I been never get house, I wan knack my babe, Na to tell am to come our church house fellowship. When the fellowship dey go on, she go first take excuse sey she wan go toilet, after like one minute, me too go fall in..Omo you need to see the kind standing doggy wey I dey 4uck the girl for pastor toilet . but just to avoid suspicion, Na quicky we dey always run...chai...do I miss those days.. It is well sha

See wetin person dey do for church?You guys just go to church but don't know why you are in church.That is why I preferred staying at my house these days.Dont be surprised,this type of person might even be the one leading praises in the church.

ILoveDemMANNA:
Your support for the evil regime you supported for 16 years and still want back to continue their evil will come back to haunt you and yours. You can't escape it

. Shame no dey catch you tueeh.Dont will have Rotimi Ameachi and other PDP members who according to you destroy the country for 16yrs in APC now.If you know you're a man,just go outside maybe in the market and say how buhari have better the life of the people.

The lifeless cow in Aso rock and the lizard of ubima have brought second hand train into Nigeria.This is the evidence

Wetin Toto go do some men ehhn.One Toto like that nearly kill me last year,nah God save me.That is why I got married.

BABYharder:
Every decent guy's worse nightmare

Baba,I swear you are on track.I happen to date a girl sometimes like that, she's a very nice girl but the dangerous sex positions and the wierd moan this lady was displaying made me run away.Most times,if I am banging her,she will just be shouting that no man have f*uck her like this in her life.

Odewaleadesoye:
I always give thanks to God anytime I remember that I'm still a virgin.

At this my age.... E no easy.

What if you finally get married to a lady that have dangerous body count?

That your friend nah you.Nah Toto go kill you las las

realstars:
Forgotten? or dumping the babey as useual? instade of dumping it in the gutter or trash cans, buhari created hunger. and mothers dump babies to survive the hitt,

English nah your mate?

Abfinest007:
Kenlechi has made millions of Nigerians happy for one day something apc and buhari weren't able to

Break the table

And nah person go marry that girl later

Tinyemeka:


Bless you, Daddy GO.

Na me be your 500th like!

Comrade, you will make heaven

Lies,he has been murder

Sazzay:
May you live long.

Amen Comrade.

To all the ladies that always pretend as if they are sleeping,but when you want to remove their pants,they we raise their waist allowing you to remove it immediately without stress.May God bless you and you will never go to hefaya