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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Talks About Her Photoshopped Court Wedding Photo by lastmaster(m): 6:49pm On Jul 08, 2018
This kanu brother ugly oooo

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Politics / Re: Split In R-APC As Saraki Moves To Join Presidential Race by lastmaster(m): 9:35am On Jul 08, 2018
Saraki is very deadly and need to be avoided. Atiku, crush him b4 he crushes you because he's a very ruthless man.
Fashion / Re: A Lady's Outfit To A Church In Delta State Shocks A Man. Photos by lastmaster(m): 6:16pm On Jul 07, 2018
I have been observing Nairaland mod for sometime, and I must say that most of them need to be stone to death because of this useless news they are pushing up here.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Reasons Why Nigerians Get Excited About Fridays by lastmaster(m): 9:32am On Jul 07, 2018
Punna Gladiators love Fridays
Crime / Re: Linda Nkechi Igwetu, Corper Shot Dead By Policeman In Abuja A Day To Her POP by lastmaster(m): 9:19pm On Jul 04, 2018
The NPF are more dangerous than arm robbers

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Family / Re: Lady Marries Okada Rider Who Posed As Military Officer by lastmaster(m): 8:41pm On Jul 01, 2018
I love that guy.women and gold digging are like peni*s and Puss*y

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Sports / Re: Sergio Ramos In Tears After World Cup Exit (Photos) by lastmaster(m): 8:28pm On Jul 01, 2018
You dey craze Ramos.When you injured my guy, what where you thinking? karma has no menu, you get served what you deserved.

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Religion / Re: Activist Tears Winners Chapel’s I.V, Accuses Oyedepo Of Preaching Hate by lastmaster(m): 3:08pm On Jul 01, 2018
Yoruba are always good at backstabbing.

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Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo, His Wife Sonia And Their Children Pictured After Leaving World Cup by lastmaster(m): 9:16am On Jul 01, 2018
mudiana:
Yesterday I bought a coke and the stupid coke plastic bottle had ighalo's name on it. If to say the woman never close, I for return the coke but I peel am off before I drink am... Useless #9. If say today no b Sunday I for say Ogun go kill am.
see as you make me they laugh for church, pastor and the congregation in church are just staring at me because of the laughter.

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Sports / Re: "We Fought Until The End": Mikel Obi Pens Message To Nigerian Fans by lastmaster(m): 4:37pm On Jun 27, 2018
in my life, I can never support the super chicken again
Politics / Re: Plateau: God Will Punish Osinbajo For Not Defending Christians – Fani-kayode by lastmaster(m): 10:55am On Jun 27, 2018
Princedapace:


People like u are mad! People like u are the reason this country takes human lives on daily bases with no remorse.


Nigeria is the only country where people die anyhow.. Not even Iraq records the number of death we record each month, and u still have the heart to condemn someone who is saying the truth


what is the job of VP and that of the president? Some people are busy killing christians, a christain girl is still with Boko Haram and nothing is been done about it

God will deal with all of u. Including u, yes, u.

I wish i can see u in real life. Aswear, i would have bounced on u. Humans with no respect for human lives.

Useless country with millions who are fools.
Thanks bro, Sometimes I really wish some of these nuisance on this faceless forum should go to benue or jos and say this rubbish. Then, watch the way they we be lynched.

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Politics / Re: Plateau: God Will Punish Osinbajo For Not Defending Christians – Fani-kayode by lastmaster(m): 10:50am On Jun 27, 2018
els0nm0rali:
All the fools quoting me unnecessarily here, please tell us exactly how you expect the Vice President to protect the Christians?

Carry a gun?

Command the military that isn't his to command?

What?

Are you even aware of the constitutional duties of the vice President?

Even if he can do something tangible, we don't want to hear it from the likes of Fani Kayode and Omokri.

They stood idly by as innocent people were killed during the Boko Haram carnage.

For them Nigerian lives is only for political strategies.

If you think they give a hoot about your sorry ass then you are a learner indeed.


Let a notable Nigerian challenge the VP and we'll listen not these spawns of Satan.
Can't you pass an information without insulting people? I have been reading you comments here since.I
Career / Re: What Manner Of A Boss Are You? by lastmaster(m): 10:40am On Jun 27, 2018
Finstar:
What manner of boss am I? Well, I'm that boss who recently had his 23rd birthday and yet, have individuals who are three to two times my age as employees.

I'm that boss who can come to the office wearing just slippers and a polo.

I'm that boss who greets every employee, they are my elders.

I'm that boss who fires any employee who's incompetent, I don't care if he has hundreds of mouth to feed.

I'm that boss who takes his employees to a picnic once every month.

I'm a lot of things.. I'm The BOSS and I ROCK.
Pride! pride!! pride!!!.Be humble because it pays.
Politics / Re: Security Operatives Harass Oby Ezekwesili During Plateau Killings Protest(VIDEO) by lastmaster(m): 4:06pm On Jun 26, 2018
Enjoy your change

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Crime / Re: Moment Mexico Arrest Entire Police Force Of A Town Over Murder(pics) by lastmaster(m): 10:22am On Jun 26, 2018
That's a sane clime and not this shithoe
Celebrities / Re: Efe Reacts To Killings In Plateau Villages by lastmaster(m): 12:06pm On Jun 25, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked


once i hear any name south, east i will just hiss em.

Those place with their community clash, cultism rampant.

keep killing urself, Where's is their nmandi kanu, lost soul
Stop smoking cow dung and human excreta containing human medical waste.

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Religion / Re: Fake Miracle: Should I Accept This Bribe To Do This Evil? by lastmaster(m): 11:36am On Jun 25, 2018
Fakemiracle:


I don't think is ritual because the man told me anyhow I will be comfortable coming I should come even if is flight he will pay.
He just want my mind to be free and I should do the acting very well.

It's as if you have already made up your mind to go.Then why seeking for advice? If I hear any word from you again, I will smash your socrutum to pieces since you don't value it.

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Politics / Re: Plateau Attack: Fayose Speaks On Death Of Residents, Attacks Buhari by lastmaster(m): 10:40am On Jun 25, 2018
And they we still vote for the dullard come 2019
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Woman With Three Kids. Please Help by lastmaster(m): 9:49pm On Jun 24, 2018
Homeboiy:
What's love?

32 and you can't construct a simple English

Me as a mathematics students can write a better English than you
Rock fall on you there.How many times have you heard the Chinese president speak English. Mumu say him be Students

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Big Python Killed At Ofoni In Bayelsa. by lastmaster(m): 9:12am On Jun 23, 2018
Auxtin85:
What's it with Python killings in Nigeria lately? Let's build our wildlife, catch them alive and take them to the zoo
Will you keep quiet and follow the rule of stopping them before they stop you

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Politics / Re: My People Need Basic Amenities And Not Flyovers - Aminu Tambuwal by lastmaster(m): 8:00pm On Jun 18, 2018
Who else noticed Dr. buhari up there?
Celebrities / Re: Ralph Uwazuruike Visits Kanayo O Kanayo Over Election (Photos) by lastmaster(m): 7:51pm On Jun 18, 2018
I just pray that this kanayo, won't use him and others for ritual

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Meets Bola Tinubu At Airport (Photos) by lastmaster(m): 7:48pm On Jun 18, 2018
When two thieves meet. ......
Crime / Re: Woman Tortured By Police, Lands In Hospital (Photos) by lastmaster(m): 7:32pm On Jun 18, 2018
The zoo police

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Politics / Re: FFK To Oshiomhole: I Would Put You In Small Monkey Cage With Big Hot Chimpanzee by lastmaster(m): 1:02pm On Jun 18, 2018
This man and Reno get bad mouth die.Never go petty with them.

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Celebrities / Re: Purfcie Conna: I Am Okay With Sex Scenes by lastmaster(m): 7:21pm On Jun 17, 2018
I can pay million just to hack dat yansh
Sports / Re: World Cup; Faces Of Disappointed Nigerians At The Kaliningrad Stadium In Russia by lastmaster(m): 6:06pm On Jun 17, 2018
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Don't give up my fellow compatriots.
I believe we can still make it out of this group stage.
Remember Spain lost their first match in the 2010 world cup, but they later became the champion..
Same with Portugal in Euro 2016.
So don't give up too soon.

And I believe in the pig prediction too..

Shatap there! can you compare Spain playing pattern with that of the wingless eagle or super chicken?
Sports / Re: Victor Moses Reacts To Super Eagles 2-0 Loss To Croatia by lastmaster(m): 4:53pm On Jun 17, 2018
HisSexcellency:
Someone that is supposed to be in a sad mood for losing a very important match still has time to post online
The coach should just ban the eagles from the internet till after the world cup sad
He should even ban these guys from smashing any pu*ssy.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by lastmaster(m): 10:00pm On Jun 16, 2018
Ball don finish; let's continue with our tribal war guys

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Line Up Against Croatia. Etebo, Ndidi Mikel,omeruo Starts by lastmaster(m): 7:50pm On Jun 16, 2018
I just feel like vomiting right now
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Line Up Against Croatia. Etebo, Ndidi Mikel,omeruo Starts by lastmaster(m): 7:49pm On Jun 16, 2018
lindaayim:
my legs and my teeth have been shaking since i saw the line up. infact i dont feel hungry and its like i have runny stomach. Anyone knows what causes this?
No go die ooo!

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Iceland: World Cup 2018 (1 - 1) - Full Time by lastmaster(m): 2:58pm On Jun 16, 2018
no hope for the wingless eagle here .I be want carry Nigeria straight win.

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