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Politics / Re: Buhari, Atiku, Others Scheduled For Presidential Debate On December 14 by lastmaster(m): 9:14pm On Nov 22, 2018
You will never see the lifeless bastard there.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Eiye Confraternity Members Arrested By Police In Italy. See Photos by lastmaster(m): 8:59pm On Nov 22, 2018
lonelydora:
Cultism does not pay. Why join a group your life is on the line?

Just yesterday, two young boys (not more than 20 years) were gunned down at Waterlines junction in PH by their rival group members. Come and see how the mother was wailing uncontrollably

I still do not understand why Port Harcourt residents scamper at the sound of a gunshot.
Bro, why is it that cultism rate is higher in south south area mostly PH.

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Education / Re: Government Day Secondary School Daura Photos By Abiodun @felewire by lastmaster(m): 11:07am On Nov 22, 2018
It's a lie. The pictures was nursed?
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers In Military Uniform Arrested By Benue Police, Weapons Recovered by lastmaster(m): 2:11pm On Nov 21, 2018
Where is the weapons? I was expecting to see missiles

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Politics / Re: Saraki Must Go – Senator Ali Ndume by lastmaster(m): 1:57pm On Nov 20, 2018
FOLYKAZE:
Saraki reviewed in a video reason why he left APC. He mentioned that his reason is because there was no money for the boys.
Atiku is PDP presidential candidate, and proclaimed that he is selling NNPC.
Add the dots together, who is Atiku selling NNPC to?
The right answer is Saraki and notable PDP members. Na from the sales process money dey
But you never said anything about Gandollar video. I wonder how you guys sleep at night with this your dirty conscience. Bloody hypocrite. I spit on your skull.
Romance / Re: Man Embarrasses Girlfriend Over 'Smelly Private Part'. Nigerians Say He's Rude by lastmaster(m): 3:11pm On Nov 19, 2018
[quote author=IamD18 post=73094516]That man is very wise. He might die while pretending if he hadn't done that. Most people won't just understand the kind of smell and odour these ladies carry around.[Nigerian ladies especially]

The gravity of odour that oozes out from the pussay of an average Nigerian lady is more powerful than the combination of locus beans, Ogiri okpei and an abandoned fish pond. These ladies are so unhygienic and dirty.

If you are a lady reading this, just sit down, spread your legs like rumour, shift your pant and hang it on your pubic hairs, then dig your fingers in your pussay and smell it. You'll have no choice than to agree with me for calling you ladies pigs and hoes because I'm a truth-Sayer.[/quote )the most smelling pussay is the menstruating one.The smell emanating from it is so pugnacious and acrid.Smell like rotten egg or ammonia sulphide.I have stopped fuc**king pussies bc I want to live long
Politics / Re: Press Release By President Muhammadu Buhari Campaign Organisation by lastmaster(m): 2:12pm On Nov 18, 2018
Jubril from Sudan
Crime / Re: Man brutalizes his wife for slamming the door. by lastmaster(m): 11:38am On Nov 18, 2018
Princedapace:
All I see here is frustration.. But nothing can make me beat a woman.. I will simply send u back to ur father's house in peace.. And flex with young girl again.. No time for beating..

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And if she refuse to return to her father's house nko? Just pray that God shouldn't allow you to get marry to an arrogant woman.

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Politics / Re: 2019: Mistakes Atiku/obi Campaigns Must Avoid by lastmaster(m): 6:36pm On Nov 17, 2018
ednut1:
Wetin Atiku forget gan gan wey e wan come bk
wetin buhari forget before ni?
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And Wife, Lola Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary by lastmaster(m): 6:09pm On Nov 17, 2018
That woman done old wella.
Celebrities / Re: Girls Threw Their G-strings At Kupe Boys In Lagos Last Night by lastmaster(m): 5:57pm On Nov 17, 2018
martineverest:
"according to an IG user"...why are nairaland mods these useless?.they just post opinions, suggestions and lies from social media asnews to to make the comment section sweet.....

what effort did mods made to know if it's true or not?
Just watch now, for saying the bitter truth.Those useless mods we want to ban you now.This is how they have been banning me for telling them the truth. Nairaland is something else

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Politics / Re: The Ugly Situation APC Is Trying To Hide’ by lastmaster(m): 4:16pm On Nov 17, 2018
dotcomnamename:
Lol .. Frustrated wailers are trying everything to console themselves as they're seeing defeat and disaster for PDP and their hero Saraki come 2019 election.... No amount of propaganda can shake Oshio baba! If you like wail from now till eternity, 2019 na sure banka for APC Oshio, Buhari, PYO. Ugly situation ko, Uruguay situation ni. With that Audio your hero Saraki is a gooner!
Shut up and go get a life.What about gandollar video.

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Politics / Re: 2019 Election: Presidency Reacts To Alleged Viral Audio Of Saraki by lastmaster(m): 3:39pm On Nov 17, 2018
That audio was pharmacisted
Politics / Re: Jibrin Of Sudan And The Audacity Of Fake News by lastmaster(m): 8:37am On Nov 17, 2018
Netanyahu1:
I don't blame illiterates that believe this nonsense, that's why they are illiterates, neither do I blame those who originated and spread the story after all that's what scammers and propagandists do.

However I have problems with anyone who went through I higher institution of learning yet can't use critical thinking ability, combined with facts and figures to conclude that this whole thing is a propoganda.

The one big negative effect it would have on those who believes this nonsense just because Kanu said it is because in due time he would lose all his credibility. But whether the so called educated people would enroll in a information literacy class, only time would tell.
Naija schools nah glorified primary school
Romance / Re: Keke Driver Advises Women To Stop Turning Them Down by lastmaster(m): 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2018
With that kind of face? guy, you are fu**cking ugly.
Travel / Re: My Mini European Adventure And How It Has Changed My Perspective Towards Nigeria by lastmaster(m): 11:15am On Nov 16, 2018
chineji:
Transit to Liberia.

The next day work began in full swing and we had to get the vessel engine ready for our trip to Liberia. We worked like crazy. Our Liberian trip was the next day and we had to be on schedule. The day we departed for Liberia, our main engine stopped at around 12 nautical miles off the coast of port gentil. We did everything we could but the engine didn't start so we had to tow the ship back to port gentil. Once at the port, we started to diagnose the engine and we got to find out the fuel pump had failed. Changing the fuel pump on a 3000HP MAN B & W engine is a different ball game from my beloved automobiles. We finally did and got the engine running. We departed for Liberia the next day. We were off schedule. We had to sail deeper into the Atlantic then take a 90 degree turn to Liberia. WE AVOIDED NIGERIA WATERS TOTALLY as.it's the most dangerous on the African continent. Filled with pirates. The reports on ICC international piracy watch about pirates here is disgusting but as usual no one cares to do anything about it.
The bolded Crack me up.
Health / Re: Nigeria Records 1.3 Million Unwanted Pregnancies, 735000 Abortions In 2018 Alone by lastmaster(m): 11:23am On Nov 14, 2018
cry
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Stuns In Photoshoot For Fashion Weekend Magazine By GTBank by lastmaster(m): 11:02am On Nov 14, 2018
That man with sledge hammer head is lucky to wife this paragon of beauty.

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Romance / Re: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by lastmaster(m): 11:51am On Nov 12, 2018
I weep for the guys in this country. If this is how our ladies is supporting that girl for her wasteful spending, that means all hope is loss for the ladies of this generation. That is how my ex some years back was telling me that it's my duty to establish her and not the duty of her father. most times, she'll come to my house take my belongings eg clothes, shoes etc and give them to her brothers yet they are not satisfied.

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Politics / Re: PDP Blows Hot Over Alleged Harassment Of Atiku, Warns Buhari by lastmaster(m): 11:18am On Nov 12, 2018
[quote author= post=72888903]see supporters of corruption wink cheesy grin.
Shameless souls.[/quot Sometimes, I wonder the kind of brain you guys have . Atiku was never corrupt while in APC, but immediately he joined PDP he became corrupt.May something greater than Olumo Rock fall on your lifeless head.
Celebrities / Re: Bimbo Akisanya Rocks Cleveage-Baring Ankara Outfit (Photos) by lastmaster(m): 11:12pm On Nov 10, 2018
She's look like a vampire
Sports / Re: Didier Drogba Retires From Playing Football by lastmaster(m): 1:11pm On Nov 09, 2018
This guy really kill arsenal ftc.

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Politics / Re: 1.1m Nigerians Slip Into Extreme Poverty In Four Months by lastmaster(m): 7:24pm On Oct 31, 2018
4601CE:

Lmao !
You, your father , your mother and the entire people in your nuclear and extended family may die before 2019
You are a big fool.I just quoted what you said to yourself and you are there talking like a demented vulture. you said it to yourself and not me.Bastard .You are just lucky that you are not close to me while talking those thrash. Ordinary condom of #50 would have prevented giving birth to cretin like you.
I spit on your flat skull
Politics / Re: 1.1m Nigerians Slip Into Extreme Poverty In Four Months by lastmaster(m): 6:36pm On Oct 31, 2018
4601CE:

Good development.
God bless Muhammadu Buhari
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Sai baba till 2023
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Modified : to all the clowns quoting me to say trash .
We all see how some miscreants were praising GEJ on that Lagos Ibadan Rail thread !
So the same applies here ! Blame GEJ for handing over a destroyed economy to Buhari .
No matter what happens . I will praise Buhari and I will vote for him in 2019 if I’m alive and well.
Anyone that is not comfortable should go and die cheesy
if only you are alive.just as you have said. I pray that God will run your life the way buhari has ran Nigeria in Jesus name.

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Politics / Re: FG Rejects Governors’ N22,500 Minimum Wage Proposal by lastmaster(m): 5:08pm On Oct 31, 2018
jacksondavies:


Funny.

You actually believe that Buhari can fix this country.

During the corrupt Jonathan regime fuel was selling at N65.

During the reign of Mr Integrity it's at N143

Do you know how many jobs were lost during these last 3 years?

Are you blind to the secessionist struggles and killings going on in Nigeria?

Give Buhari from now till 2045 and this country will still be in a mess.
Bro, just try to ignore those cretins; nitwit and scallywags.All of them should have pass as menstrual blood. so that, the country would have less Fools.
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha, Uche Nwosu Organize Protest Against APC (Photos) by lastmaster(m): 2:53pm On Oct 31, 2018
flames01:
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Career / Re: 7 Side Hustling You Can Do As A Salary Earner by lastmaster(m): 11:58am On Oct 31, 2018
Network marketing.But u go get sweet mouth
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Julie Payette, The Governor General Of Canada by lastmaster(m): 4:10pm On Oct 29, 2018
Another APC achievement. To the fool that banned me just for saying the truth, hope you are now the richest man on earth, and I hope you are living your dream to the fullest. May your destiny be twisted and truncated throughout the rest of your life.Curse be on you

Romance / Re: Marrying A Lady Your Friend Slept With In The Past by lastmaster(m): 9:04am On Oct 29, 2018
OnoEsther:
There is nothing wrong with it as long as you love said lady.

There are people who crush on their friends partner, they shouldn't stop themselves from going for her if she breaks up.
Marriage is not all about love.So, get it.

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