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Op, I had a similar experience with a girlfriend. this girl came to my house to cook rice, after making rice that's enough for two people, she ate out of it in my apartment, and then scooped the remaining into a take away pack and left without leaving anything for me. Shock is an understatement to describe the experience that day. funny enough, I provided the money and everything she used to make the rice.

Some of these ladies do unreasonable things that u just imagine if they don't have a brain and some guys will tolerate all these rubbish in the name of Love.

When I start rolling out with a lady no matter how beautiful, I watch out for her sense of reasoning ,wisdom and maturity, if I discover u lack wisdom, I throw u out of my space.

Worst days : got sacked from 2jobs this year. The first one is like 2 days for Muslim fast to start. 2nd one is a day to Muslim Sallah celebration which they kill ram.

Abeg, this year get as we be for me. But I thank God sha...

ceejayx:
My own is that this tight girls keep wearing inside skirt is unattractive,i hate it. Person go wan finger him gal Na tight go dey block entrance. I normally do get multiple erections daily when I see gals with pant opening their legs but these days even gal of 8 yrs don dey wear tight inside

mad man

When I was 23 years, I gave my all to the relationship. Girl stays in abeokuta while I stay in Lagos. I will find time at least once a month to go see her in abeokuta. I spent my last card on several occasions. But thanks to God, The experience made me wiser.

So funny how women think and talk, one thing I Know women consider in taking marital and conjugal decisions is the benefits they stand to gain. in most cases, women tends to make mouth that they won't take rubbish but that only happens if the man is not rich or well to do. If the man is rich and he is someone they can benefit from, they will endure and take any sort of rubbish even if the man brings a concubine to the matrimonial home! when they know if they leave the man they will be the one to lose more. Olusegun Obasanjo, Atiku Abubakar, King Sunny Ade, Chief MKO Abiola , Chief Raymond Dokpesi and co have at least 5 wives each and several concubines, do u think the women still staying with them are senseless?

Rebuke:




For what xactly? Stop dragging Jesus into yhur silly comments. Slowpoke.

slowpoke? like your everyone in your family...

I will be glad if they can lock him up till Jesus comes...

Chief, move on with your life. She may not be best God has in plan for you.

PDP members looking for credible presidential candidate to face Buhari in 2019 election. Should I tell them?���

May God punish you and all your generation till the world end for the rubbish and lies you wrote on the President.

I remember asking my dad what sperm is when I was in JSS1 at 9 years old. Man just ignored me.

Odus..Odus..I remember when teaching ECO 221part of his favorite saying then is 4q + 10q. Bad man. But one thing I know for sure is that he takes advantage of female students who are not very good in Mathematics. he was my project supervisor and I had a 5.0 without any hassles.

Mike Tyson, Babatunde Raji Fashola, Akinwunmi Ambode are cancerians..

Op has said the absolute truth in my opinion. It's either you take it or leave it. Everyone has a right to his/her own opinion.

People will always see what they want to no matter your explanation...They didn't see the fact that he is even advocating for one of their own- KEN SARO WIWA.

DonPiiko:
I want to change my moniker, what do you suggest I change my new moniker to

OtunbaLatest

my major worries then was to get admission to university to study economics but all thanks be to God, right now I am a graduate and a chartered accountant.

my major worries then was to get admission to university but all thanks be to God, right now I am a graduate and a chartered accountant.

MiaB:
Had plans with this "friend" to start selling makeup products in school.
Struggled and gave her 38K
few days later she told me the money was stolen,
was so down cause i remembered the stress of getting the money,
at the same time i consoled her.
Later found out from our mutual friend that the money wasn't stolen and infact she bought the products and was selling to students already,,
To say i was shocked is an understatement.
I was flabbergasted.
Confronted her and she blatant denied,
she later confessed after series of persuation and promised to return the money and she never did.

ha..ha..people can be very crazy...they dont just think about another day when they might really need someone's help. anyway, like the saying goes : karma is a bitch.

Mine happened in when I came back from Nysc in nasarawa state. There was this unemployed neighbor in my house, he wanted to get married, though we were very close about two weeks to the day of his introduction he is yet to make any adequate preparation because of lack of cash, mean while about 1 and half month to the day of introduction he started begging me to help him with 30k ... every day and night he kept on begging until about 2 weeks to the day of introduction and then I decided to help him by giving him the cash with guarantee that he will pay within 2weeks from some sources well Known to me that he can surely get money..fastfoward to two weeks after the introduction, story changed. Tell date , he is yet to pay back. Considering how he begged and begged and I decided to help him, It is really painful.

It really depends on the organisation, there is no standard. Audit firms apart from the big 4( delloite, KPMG, Ernst & young, PWC) tends to pay low most especially if you don't have prior experience cos they believe they are training you and you can always get away easily when you get the experience.
But other organizations like banks, insurance coys, oil coys, trading coys etc tends to pay higher.

ernie4life:



This thread is about mutual funds but so much emphasis is being place on money market funds which is only one type of mutual funds, there are other funds performing better than money market funds, for example balanced funds, balanced fund is a type of mutual fund which is structured to invest into real estate, money market and equity, I know a balanced fund that has Performed above 20% year to date.

I strongly believe equity funds would outperform money market funds between now and March next year, equity funds could do 10% net not P. A.
My reason is as rates come down investors would move to the equity market and as demand increase prices of stocks would increase leading to equity funds performing better

Please can you share info with us on the balanced funds that performed 20% to date.

Dboy55:

Please through more light into these money market funds ,Do I need to have an account with them first ?

visit any branch of Stanbic ibtc or first bank and ask about their mutual funds or money market fund.

Dboy55:
Dear nauealanders what investments can I do with 10000 naira?

go and invest in Stanbic ibtc money market fund or first bank money market fund or abacus money Market fund and watch as your money grow daily..

RealityShot:

take yesterday's balance and multipy by today's rate the divide by 365

Thanks for the information. am really grateful. Also apart from the interest, I also saw an additional subscription of #2.36 in my account which I didn't iniate myself. Do u have any info regarding this? thank you.

Can someone kindly explain to me how Stannic Money Market fund daily interest is calculated. I did a little investment but am lost with the calculation. I also saw a little addition to my account apart from the interest. I dont know the basis of the calculations.

Please I would like to know how returns are calculated when I invest on mutual funds? is the return calculated on the amount I invest or the number of units I purchase.