Mystery2020:
1. Extraversion
You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.

2. Small talk
You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.

3. Flirty
This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you.
As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.

1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.

4. A$$ Licking
The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.

5. Toxicity
Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors
You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive.
Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.

6. Political Correctness
Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.

7. Team Work
Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!

8. Relationship with surbodinates
The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally.

This is nothing but thrash you wrote here

Is it all departments that involves being outgoing in a bank? It is only the marketing unit that requires that. Are you telling me that the operations people that you see their faces in the banking hall requires you to be out going and extroverted? or the IT guys at the bck end, the internal control guys or the compliance guys.

No fight , No disagreement , Just received this message around this time 2 weeks ago when i woke from sleep. Though i appreciate her sincerity and being truthful with me.

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I don't know when it became an offence to borrow money for development purposes. It well known everywhere in the financial world that it is either you carry out projects with equity or debt. America is the most indebted nation on earth and the most prosperous at the same time. Debt can be used to provide infrastructure.

Bet9ja is bankrupt. they have not been paying people since saturday. A word is enough for the wise.

E be like say you dey work for bet9ja. Na im make you ome dey defend them

Has anyone had this experience with bet9ja before especially those that play online. I have been trying to withdraw funds from the account but I am not receiving OTP to conclude the withdrawal since saturday?

Has anyone had this experience before? How was it resolved?

Even their Customer service system is not helping

I would like to know why all the ladies I have ever dated would never show it to me they love me in my presence but will be praising me to the heavens in my absence in the presence of others?

Them don warn us say make we no wear slippers or Pam at anytime for camp...but I dey always disregard...na so camp commandant, Captain IB Umar waka come kitchen when we wan collect food...see me and some other dudes dey out on slippers... punishment wey I receive that day no be for this world...him sha collect the Pam from me that day say make waka with our leg dey go..

This is my situation right now...a betrayer will always be a betrayer.

I am in a long distance relationship with this lady of 28 years but am not sure of her love for me.

She hardly initiates calls to me. I do all the calling morning , afternoon and night.

But if i call her to send me airtime she would send it, if i see a shirt or anything and i ask her to buy it, she would buy it for me.

Am really confused.

Is it that she doesnt want to show it to my face?

I have been in relationship with a lady before who would pretend outrightly to my face that she doesnt give a damn about me but behind my back would say the loveliest things about me.

Is this a repeat of the scenario?

Am just confused.

Virtual na bastard...I swear.....I don play 15 straight ticket wey u no chop before...two thing wey I notice be say, one, if u no get too much money , come go play am, e go give u money. second be say, if e chop u small like 1k abi 2k ,, u come leave am do like 30 minutes or 1 hour, u sleep come back come meet again, e go give u money.

ModestGal:
Lol, spirit man ko, spirit man ni

Sometimes I wonder if someone people are in this century with myself

Anyway, chat me up if you need help to boost your business

Please be nice!

I don't know why no matter how committed financially or morally I am to people in their time of need, when they will show there other side , they will do it without any remorse or care about how committed I have been in their days of need.

I even visited a prophetess, she told me I shouldn't even get angry at whatever they do or say after helping them that I should even do more and that my spirit man doesn't tolerate keeping people in mind.

I have had the same experience again. I feel used and I hate myself.

I am terribly confused. Please I need words of encouragement.

President Buhari

dullàrdinho

RedPhoenix:



Go and create a job na oga. This money is adequate to setup a business

Can u suggest any?

dingbang:
Desperation is the fastest window for being defrauded.

I am not a fool too. That's y I didn't put my phone number. Some of these bastards can go diabolical while on phone.

latyph:
Dear Nairalanders,

I am ready to pay 500k for Federal government or Lagos State government job appointment. Any body that has the link should PM me.

My email is senatorlateef1992@gmail.com.

Thanks.

I am a Chartered Accountant with a degree in Economics. I have 5 years experience in Private Sector.

Dear Nairalanders,

I am ready to pay 500k for Federal government or Lagos State government job appointment. Any body that has the link should PM me.

My email is senatorlateef1992@gmail.com.

Thanks.

Freetruth:
When you have known Christ, it will be hard to Sin.

Biggest lie. My room mate claims to be a pastor and speaks in tongues for nothing less than one hour every morning while praying. This guy borrowed money from me for over a year and has not paid till date. Anytime I ask for my money, na fight baba go turn am to.

I doubt if the girl really likes you. If those girls love you ehn, they will turn to mumu for u.

All these one u r complaining about mood swings, if she is really into u, if u tell her u don't like smth, she go fall in line straight.

No girl has attitude in the world. if they really like u or into u, that attitude will evaporate like ice block.

An Ikeja based audit firm needs a FEMALE AUDIT MANAGER for immediate employment.

Requirements:

BSc./HND in Accounting or related field

ACA/ACCA

4 years post qualification audit experience.

Qualified persons are to send resumes to careers@sundayakemegoh.com using 'Female Audit Manager' as subject of mail Deadline 10/02/2020.

Alhamdulilah

A Lagos based Accounting firm requires for employment Chartered Accountants for the position of Qualified Audit Trainees
Minimum Requirements
- Bsc with a minimum of 2:1/ upper credit
- Male preferred
- 0-1 year experience
- Completed NYSC
Intrested persons should send resume to beatrice@sundayakemegoh.com
Deadline June 4,2019
Only shortlisted persons will be contacted.

muzzol:
President Buhari sworn-in 27-year-old Ms. Hannatu Muhammad as a member of the board of the Independent Corrupt Practices Commission (ICPC).

Ms. Hannatu was appointed as one of the board members to represent the youth in compliance with the provision of the ICPC act.

Sometimes you wonder why some Nigerians love wailing from position of ignorance

.

God will bless you for your wisdom. A lot of are wallowing in Ignorance. Instead of them to find out about the board composition of the Agency.

Especially Igbos, May God grant you people the fortitude to bear Atiku's loss.

A Lagos based Accounting/Audit firm requires for immediate employment a female Office Manager between the ages of 25- 30.
Qualification:B.Sc./HND with a minimum of 2:1 /Upper credit. Fresh graduates can also apply.
Other professional qualifications to fit the role will be an added advantage. Such individual must be computer literate with ability to use different Microsoft packages and the ability to work with little or no supervision.
Interested female candidiates should send their CVs to motun@sundayakemegoh.com not later than 29th of April, 2019.
Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

SLAP44:


My Bayelsa is still better than your Lagos.

Your brain is paining you...bayelsa is competing with less developed areas in Lagos like Ikorodu, Agege, Iyana Ipaja , Abule Egba.

The IGR of Ikeja alone is more than that of the whole of Bayelsa

Money that exchange hands in Lagos alone in one day is probably what exchange hands in Bayelsa in a year.

Meet a Psychiatrist to fix your brain.

The whole of South East\South south is shit.

Reversepussyking:
Motherfucker look at the oduduwas are going mad again.



set of confuse slowpoke!



spit on them.





stupid oduduwas




spit

slowpoke with access to Internet
Bloody Nyamiri
All you Igbos will keep following Oduduwa tribe till the kingdom come.
Which of your useless states that PDP or APGA has been controlling since 1999 can you compare with Lagos that APC has been controlling since 1999 in terms of development.

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Goddys:


Shut up, what does Freemason has? Aside the the influence, they have no power. Even as a young man, I am spiritually stronger than most freemason. All they do is sing anthem and eat and drink at lodge. While some belong in a pack, others work with spirits directly.

Who is fighting with u ? u better carry ur frustration to your family house

Ikpeazu na strong man! Na district Grand Master of Freemason ( English Constitution) Nigeria