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SportsRe: Anthony Joshua: 'I Want Everybody To Bow To Me When I Beat Andy Ruiz' by laughitall(m): 3:34pm On Nov 22, 2019
Look at this stupid lazy boy
EducationRe: Nigerian Students Contributed $514m To U.S. Economy In 2018 by laughitall(m): 10:36am On Nov 21, 2019
Zooposki:
Nigerian Authorities should remove Jamb or make it more like SAT, and build more private/public universities, so all the monies wasted in foreign countries should be invested in Nigeria.
wrong message you trying to pass ... most of you don't understand English .. How can you invest money wasted
RomanceRe: I Love Him But He Wouldn't Communicate With Me. by laughitall(m): 11:20pm On Nov 20, 2019
Smiles ... the writing look familiar...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Congratulates Goodluck Jonathan On 62nd Birthday by laughitall(m): 6:53pm On Nov 20, 2019
Drsmith01:
We call our president Bubu because his name is Buhari. His name is also Muhammed you know wink
mumu what do you meanhuh
CrimeRe: FRSC Officials Drag A Policeman Trying To Shield A Traffic Offender In Lagos by laughitall(m): 5:32pm On Nov 19, 2019
Awon craxe ppl
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election: Melaye Heads To International Court Of Justice At The Hague by laughitall(m): 4:43pm On Nov 19, 2019
Hauge kor argue nii ... mtchew go and rest abeg
HealthRe: He Noticed Some Changes In His Body System (pics). by laughitall(m): 10:26pm On Nov 18, 2019
Very dirty man ... spit
RomanceRe: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by laughitall(m): 10:05pm On Nov 16, 2019
universityfailu:
i wish. Abeg u dey do bet9ja? I wan learn dat stuff but i no sabi
mumu u better no learn Am I go bankrupt cuz of that ...
RomanceRe: Where Are All The Rich, Cute Men Of Nairaland?? by laughitall(m): 9:41pm On Nov 16, 2019
Miniso:
Bunch of hungry scammers at dat section i nearly got scammed of 1.2m in the name of investment...
loooool "name of investment "
CelebritiesRe: Police Arrest Tonto Dikeh In Dubai, Might Be Deported - Stella Dimuko-Korkus by laughitall(m): 4:28pm On Nov 16, 2019
Officialgarri:
Look at the second comment from the screenshot.. And she's verified cheesy cheesy
that woman don mad before ooo she just dey recover lol ...
RomanceRe: What Happens If A Lady Mess During Sex by laughitall(m): 10:41am On Nov 16, 2019
Sweeet
RomanceRe: No Matter How Broke You Are, What’s That One Thing You Can Still Afford by laughitall(m): 4:33pm On Nov 15, 2019
Mercedes Benz GLK350
RomanceRe: I need a python hub to join offline by laughitall(m): 9:09pm On Nov 14, 2019
LooooooooooooooL
PropertiesRe: ''Renting Is Wiser For Most Nigerians'' - Finance Professor, Dr. Tayo Oyedeji by laughitall(m): 1:30pm On Nov 13, 2019
You think say u dey wise ... lool
YOU ARE A MUMU MAN ...
RomanceRe: Why Dont The Sight Of Peniss Move Women? by laughitall(m): 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2019
EmmBim:
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your phone number ??
RomanceRe: See How A Nigerian Man's Wish Came Into Existence Few Weeks After He Tweeted It by laughitall(m): 12:26pm On Nov 11, 2019
Daviddson:
Richest MAN with a female moniker?
sit down dere ... yeye dey smell... mind your bizz
RomanceRe: See How A Nigerian Man's Wish Came Into Existence Few Weeks After He Tweeted It by laughitall(m): 11:34am On Nov 11, 2019
I want to be the richest man on planet earth
RomanceRe: Should I Be Suspicious Of My Girl? by laughitall(m): 7:19pm On Nov 10, 2019
You think say u dey wise. ...
You are a MUMU MAN ... loool
Dump her Asss asap
RomanceRe: What's Your Best Topic On Ubunja Mised. by laughitall(m): 10:11pm On Nov 07, 2019
ubunja:
that Miseducations moniker I forgot the password of it.
boss create a whatsapp group ... help our life abeg
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Women Are Mostly Single by laughitall(m): 10:09pm On Nov 07, 2019
Derea:
You have great wisdom.

I'll give an example of my sister who got married at age 26. After giving birth to her first child, she travelled alone to the U.S. She came back to Nigeria before the expiration of her visa. Then she travelled again, but this time, and unknown to her husband, she had other plans- to live in the U.S as an illegal immigrant.

When she left, she was pregnant.

In my opinion, she had it all planned out. My question always has been: what kind of wife and mother gives up husband and child for a better life in a developed country. Her son was traumatized for the first few years she left, he was barely 2 at the time, but thankfully, 6 years later, he's grown out of it, plus she keeps in touch and ensures he doesn't lack a thing.

However, she and her husband have since broken up and she couldn't possibly care less.

Though I staunchly condemn my sister's methods, I should not blame her entirely unless I want to be sentimental. The same society that condemns her for what she did is the same that would shame her if she wasn't married as I'm typing this.

What if that was her only chance at marriage and having children? In my opinion, my sister played smart and life favors only smart people while the rest of us are shamed for being innocent and naive.

These past but recent experiences have taught me that it's better to have been married than not to be married at all. A friend recently called, we hadn't spoken in a looong while. When he realized I wasn't married, he exclaimed, "a pretty girl like you! Are you sure you're not the problem?". Imagine!

In spite of my sister's shortcomings and failed marriage, my mum still rates her far better than I because of her achievements like children and some money. While, I, on the other hand, a "failure".

Mum will often tell me how I'm no longer beautiful. She would tactically tell me how other people think so too.

For example, on this particular day, I went to her office briefly. On getting home that night, she told me about how her colleagues marvelled at my looks. But that one of them, who also happens to be my mum's close friend told the others that, "ah it's because you didn't know her before now. If you did, you wouldn't say she is beautiful".

Mum sometimes tells me how she's never happy seeing me around. She's ashamed, I guess, having an older, unmarried woman in her house.

Wouldn't blame her though, most nigerian mothers are seriously traditional. Even worse, I'm not working, though I try not to eat her food. I feed from my little savings, while my dad funds my professional exams.

This is just to make a simple but relevant point that contrary to what Op thinks, any woman who is desperate to get married will get married.
babe I will like to know you
FamilyRe: Parent Pranks Son With Empty Pack Of Iphone 11 by laughitall(m): 7:35pm On Nov 07, 2019
dam2000:
This what buhari did 2 Nigeria
maddd ! APC play prank on Nigeria ��
CrimeRe: Thieves Caught And Tortured In Makoko (Disturbing Photos) by laughitall(m): 6:52pm On Oct 31, 2019
Holyvurgin17:
A guy who was our former neighbor went to rob yesterday night, police caught them then...he denied it and even said that he slept in our hostel yesternight ....then police asked him to describe the place he slept and he described our hostel in oto awori
This morning around 11 am police came to our hostel and they arrested my roommate who is the only one around...he told them that those thiefs did not sleep over in our hostel that it was all lies but they arrested him and locked him up since morning...we also went to school to mobilise student Union leaders who went to the police station to protest but they chased everyone out
Now they said he is a partner in crime and that he will be charged to court on criminal case... please any good Samaritan to come to our help coz I don't know what to do again .....right now I can't go to hostel for fear of being arrested too and tagged a criminal
Please any body who can help us should call me on 08122934592 we are innocent students
0705 546 2708, 0803 596 3919 explain yourself to this number
CelebritiesRe: Ogusbaba Becomes MTN Brand Ambassador (photos) by laughitall(m): 12:01pm On Oct 30, 2019
EFE OOOOOOOOO U DON SUFFER
TravelRe: Weekend Getaway At Niagara Falls Canada With Pictures by laughitall(m): 12:21pm On Oct 29, 2019
She look like one of my giarl
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Reacts To Lady Who Said She's Not The First To Get Pregnant For Davido by laughitall(m): 1:37pm On Oct 27, 2019
Uyiii:
women are actually their worse enemies, very jealous creatures!
instead of this one to channel her attention to looking for funds to get the size of her nose right and of course up her game in her facial make-up, she's here meddling and peddling in the affairs of another, inhaling everyone's breatheundecided!
person wey be say if davido cough like this, she go open her dirty yansh wide like kaduna express road.

see how person carry nose like two boarding-house iron buckets, do face like wetin dem nor dey use again_ yeye thing!
you bad Twale
RomanceRe: My Wife's Ex. Someone Should Assist Me by laughitall(m): 8:15am On Oct 27, 2019
lilbest4:
first of all I'd advise you to bug her phone. I can show you how to do it.
Bug her whatsapp since they normally chat there and hook up with their everyday conversation
If you have an iPhone, open safari browser, type web.whatsapp.com, request desktop site and use your wife's phone to scan the Qrcode your wife's whatsapp will be logged in on your phone.
Note: I said Safari browser because other browsers will notify her anytime you are online.
I can help you hook up with all her calls too if you want
please can I have your contact.
Christianity EtcRe: Send Your Prayer Points, I'm In Church Now by laughitall(m): 8:08am On Oct 27, 2019
I want to be the richest man in Africa[color=#006600][/color]
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Honoured At UNILAG 50 Alumni Awards by laughitall(m): 8:06am On Oct 27, 2019
Oshey
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests 4 For Forging EFCC Documents, Defrauding America Lady (Photos) by laughitall(m): 11:37am On Oct 26, 2019
REMEMBER AKPOBOME lool

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