very awful
what type of human being you are, that you don't have respect for your own mother

lets get things straight. no one is insulting anybody's mother and not even theirs. all these ppl insulting this thread should just keep quite and leave. this is just for fun. you may not understand what is going on, but others that know want to have fun with it. over her in america and maybe europe, ppl use yo mama jokes. doesn't mean they're insulting anyone, but that's the way you start the joke.also there's a show called YO Mama, so don't take it seriously. its just a joke and its for fun and if u dont' agree with it then, that's your problem.

Yeah pls watch d show.Yo Momma.Its jst a joke brova

Yeeep watch ur mama jokes bro, ur ribs will pop like mine o
*u won't need 2 go gym*

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets when travelling

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she stood up on an empty bus because she was in a hurry

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces and says. . "Hnmm, the good ol days when 5 loaves and 2 fishes was a helluva treat!!!!

Yo Momma is so offensive

Yo mama's so fat the doctor diagnosed her with a rapid flesh eating disease. Now she's got only 36 more years to live!

Yo momma so fat she left home with high heels, and came back with flip-flops.

Yo momma so fat the telephone company gave her two area codes!

Yo momma so ugly her nickname is DAAAAAMMN!

goats.

Yo momma so dump I taught her how to do the "Running Man" dance, and now I haven't seen her since!

Yo momma chest so flat, she's every pirates dream , a sunken chest!

If Ugliness were bricks, yo momma would have her own projects.

God help Yo Momma


lmao

yo mama's so stupid she tip-toes past the medicine cabinet so she wouldn't wake the sleeping tablets!
yo mama's so dumb you have to tell her a joke on a Monday to make her laugh on Wednesday
yo mama's so stupid she crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

yo mama's stupid she read a sign that said ZEBRA CROSSING. She was angry and said to herself, "lucky zebras., how i wish i was one"

yo mama's so stupid, she asked why i was late, i said cos i had a flat tyre. she said wow, i tot tyres were round

yo mama's so stupid she stayed up all night to see where the sun went. It finally dawned on her!!!

Yo Mommas so poor dt she prices gas.

hahahaha u guys r jokz

ur mama is so bald that when her friend told her that she was doin her hair, she ask which hair is it the one between ur legs?

lol

yo mama's so fat, her shadow weighs a hundred pounds.
yo mama's so stupid she failed a survey!

Yo Momma is as flat as a pan

Yo momma so dumb, she runs 500meters inside a frying pan

Yo Momma is so round she doesnt have an end

Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!

Yo Momma is so poor she dines with pigs

yo mama's so stupid she wanted to commit suicide by shooting herself. she couldn't bring herself to pull the trigger cos the gun would make a loud noise and she might go deaf!!!

Yo Mommas so thick

Yo momma so nasty, she has to sneak up on her bath water.

Yo momma is so dull she reads a line thrice.

Men your jike is killing me here, I like it keep it on, But remember say na Nigeria site be this oooh!!! we too get tradition (we no be white people oooh) keep it on.