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Politics / Re: 10 Ways Instant Noodles Can Kill You by lauyanAbuja: 9:46pm On Jan 05, 2014
Insha Allah, none of my two wives shall cook or prepare Indomie or any noodles whatsoever again.
Politics / Re: The Rivers State Police Command: Hon. Chidi Llyod Arrested by lauyanAbuja: 8:16am On Jan 03, 2014
We just dey siDdon look!!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Kills 63 Boko Haram Suspects In Separate Attacks by lauyanAbuja: 11:16pm On Dec 30, 2013
@slap1 u are an illegitimate child and u must be a gay!!

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Business / Re: Photos - Amigo Supermarket Abuja Re-opens? by lauyanAbuja: 7:57pm On Dec 27, 2013
Oh my dear Amigo.....Can't explain how I miss yah.......Is kind of hard with u not around........shopping with u got qualit time........Amigo dear I can't let u go......
Foreign Affairs / Re: Wife: Saudi Blogger Sentenced To Death For Apostasy by lauyanAbuja: 10:43am On Dec 26, 2013
Don't do the crime, if u don't wanna do the time. This are people that Western imperialist influence to insult islam.

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TV/Movies / Re: Lere Paimo On Set Of A Movie In 1980 (Picture) by lauyanAbuja: 10:10pm On Dec 13, 2013
@booqee......unless u don't know your father.......as in product of accidental discharge..........but just like your papa.......the older he gets the urglier he becomes...abi?

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TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Channel 199 Dedicated To Mandela by lauyanAbuja: 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2013
NTA & Startimes will open a tv station for. Jonathan and
name it JUManTV.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Is Dead! by lauyanAbuja: 11:04pm On Dec 05, 2013
Good night madiba. Our legacy is for ever!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Explosion At The Front Of NNPC Towers In Abuja (Pictures) by lauyanAbuja: 5:19pm On Dec 05, 2013
Chai. Fools and daft full nairaland thread! Wetin join industrial accident at nnpc abuja with boko haram??!!

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Education / Re: UNIJOS, 5 other Universities Voted For Continuation Of Strike by lauyanAbuja: 11:07pm On Nov 11, 2013
@Mumumugu, am sure u don't know much about Northerners as u must holed up in the south. Even if our falsehood is accorded credence, your light brain will agree with me that northerners are good when they pursue academic excellence!!

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: 270 Insurgents Killed, As Army Destroys Camps, Hideouts In Borno by lauyanAbuja: 7:25am On Nov 06, 2013
@lincolnj88, am sure u you are a coward and un believer, u r not a xtian. May be u are even born out of wedlock, a product of accidental discharge.
Politics / Re: Army Deploys New Measures To Check Boko Haram by lauyanAbuja: 11:07pm On Oct 27, 2013
Ok woh. Make I ask u? Na mars or jupiter u go dey when the wiill drop atomic bomb, so that it will get to u?? Mr. Sharp tongue! In case u don't know it covers thousands of miles and take years to vanish.
Politics / Re: Army Deploys New Measures To Check Boko Haram by lauyanAbuja: 10:32pm On Oct 27, 2013
Mumu dey post atomic posting on this section!
Education / Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Blows 'grammar' Again On The ASUU Strike by lauyanAbuja: 11:36am On Aug 11, 2013
He is a bad communicator!!!
Politics / Re: Samsung Opens New Academy In Lagos. by lauyanAbuja: 11:19am On Aug 11, 2013
Any one for other parts of Nigeri? Keep the good work samsung.
Politics / Re: Yobe:“we Have Families, We Want To Go Home”–jtf by lauyanAbuja: 9:08pm On Jul 17, 2013
@Divideus you deeply and a complete epitome of a straight jacketed symbol of an undesirable element! So soldiers should just stay at the battle field or road blocks for ever and serve your drunken father while he is giving head to some sisi eko. Abi. The information I have for your demented brain is those. Soldier signed for 6 months and so also that was what the authority decided! Am a human right activist and no unscrupulous element will gag or intimate me. Not now, today or 2morow. People like u will not stand tear gas let alone serious up rising!! Every day corrupt top officers steal the entitlements of the soldier and feed them peanuts at war front. And then people that can not stand petty thief with knife will open his smelly mouth and talk baldadash!
Politics / Re: Yobe:“we Have Families, We Want To Go Home”–jtf by lauyanAbuja: 9:04pm On Jul 17, 2013
@Divideus you deeply and a complete epitome of a straight jacketed symbol of an undesirable element! So soldiers should just stay at the battle field or road blocks for ever and serve your drunken father while he is giving head to some sisi eko. Abi. The information I have for your demented brain is those. Soldier signed for 6 months and so also that what the authority decided! Am a human right activist and no unscrupulous element will gag or intimate me. Not now, today or 2morow. People like u will not stand tear gas let alone serious up rising!! Every day corrupt top officers steal the entitlements of the soldier and feed them peanuts at war front. And then people that can not stand petty thief with knife will open his smelly mouth and talk baldadash!
Politics / Re: Yobe:“we Have Families, We Want To Go Home”–jtf by lauyanAbuja: 9:03pm On Jul 17, 2013
@Divideus you deeply and a complete epitome of a straight jacketed symbol of an undesirable element! So soldiers should just stay at the battle field or road blocks for ever and serve your drunken father while he is giving head to some sisi eko. Abi. The information I have for your demented brain is those. Soldier signed for 6 months and so also that what the authority decided! Am a human right activist and no unscrupulous element will gag or intimate me. Not now, today or 2morow. People like u will not stand tear gas let alone serious up rising!! Every day corrupt top officers steal the entitlements of the soldier and feed them peanuts at war front. And then people that can stand petty thief with knife will open his smelly mouth and talk baldadash!
Politics / Re: Yobe:“we Have Families, We Want To Go Home”–jtf by lauyanAbuja: 9:00pm On Jul 17, 2013
@Divideus you deeply and a complete epitome of a straight jacketed symbol of an undesirable element! So soldiers should just stay at the battle field or road blocks for ever and serve your drunken father while he is giving head to some sisi eko. Abi. The information I have for your demented brain is those. Soldier signed for 6 months and so also that what the authority decided! Am a human right activist and no unscrupulous element will gag or intimate me. Not now, today or 2morow. People like u will not stand tear gas let alone serious up rising!!
Politics / Re: Yobe:“we Have Families, We Want To Go Home”–jtf by lauyanAbuja: 2:01am On Jul 17, 2013
@Divide us, your thinking faculty is truly divided, May God put u in a position that u will never see your family for 9 months. Amen. Wicked soul.

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Politics / Re: Who Are The 5 Worst Performing Governors ? by lauyanAbuja: 8:05pm On Jul 16, 2013
Fashola, Akpabio,Ameachi, Rochas & Ibrahim Dankwambo!
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram 2nd-In-command Challenges Shekua On Ceasefire by lauyanAbuja: 7:59pm On Jul 16, 2013
Am saying kids are on the prowls in NL. Kids that need to be spoon feed on the concept and philosophy of global peace.
Politics / Re: Al-mustapha Promoted To Brigadier-general by lauyanAbuja: 7:54pm On Jul 16, 2013
Lie lie. When, where & how.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram 2nd-In-command Challenges Shekua On Ceasefire by lauyanAbuja: 7:05pm On Jul 16, 2013
Hmmm so sad we have low brain and narrow minds, that don't know the facts, "peace any where is peace every where". So sad some naira landers view is just like kids that still eat talk u mummy!!

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Politics / Re: If The Presidential Poll Is Today.. by lauyanAbuja: 9:48pm On Jul 10, 2013
I rather vote for cattle rearing one and chicago bull one than the drunken fisherman retardeen.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Jonathan Storms Senate To Stop Impeacment Of Mark by lauyanAbuja: 9:46pm On Jul 09, 2013
You are a full-i sh bingo

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Business / Re: Is Shoprite Business Good For Nigeria? by lauyanAbuja: 9:46pm On Jul 06, 2013
Shoprite must go! Ever since they came around our hOod in Abuja they have killed all the small scale business and prevented the intending business entities from coming to life!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Case Study Of A Job Seeker's Life by lauyanAbuja: 12:48pm On Jun 01, 2013
Chei! So sad. Pls hold and be positive, the trying time will be over. Don't go for menial jobs. U can be a guide, secretary, PA,lesson teacher, despatch rider, work with aboki as interpreter.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Prisons - Ie Kirikiri by lauyanAbuja: 7:57pm On Feb 19, 2013
God bless u for the detailed and thought provoking lines.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Agree To A Cease Fire by lauyanAbuja: 12:42am On Jan 29, 2013
@Unholy-dis-virgined, may u see wisdom and come out darkness. For u r lost and lack focus, people like u r mostly product of broken home or parent that fail in their role or more like a child that makes life miserable for his parents!!
Politics / Re: Gunmen Fire On Muslim Worshippers, In Kano, Kill Three. by lauyanAbuja: 7:02pm On Jan 08, 2013
Religious Bigots on NL should realise that the demons called BKH are enemies to both Muslim & xtians alike. And stop disparaging muslim when Bkh attack innocent defenceless Nigerians. May Allah repose the soul of the dead. Amin.

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