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RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 6:22pm On May 04, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
kindly confirm If I was the person that send you a pm... Ohh,thats how you accuse nigga of rape;
go wash off your disgusting,smelly,yeast Infested cooch!e...

B!tch gad no shii to offer apart from her smelly hole...

GTFooutta my mention...

What your worthhuh

B!tches bn feeling speciall..
Lmaooooo....
Kikikiiiiikiiii
Quit describing how your mom's coochie felt when you were birthed. grin. Just because her's is like that doesn't mean it applies to every lady. I don't blame you anyhow, it is the first one you came across and the only ones you can afford. And like I said, it's still something if that's only what I have. Great and powerful men (something that would never be associated with you and your lineage) have done all sorts just to get with "pussy" anyway and is by no means an insult to me. If anything, it makes me powerful as I know what men have done for me just to have me. You on the other hand has nothing. Useless, bitter, sex starved and frustrated so you come online to hate on the very thing you crave.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie's First Wife, May, Reacts To His Second Marriage & New Baby by lavamaestro(f): 12:40am On May 02, 2022
Pakute:
With this mindset, you don't deserve a responsible man. You deserve a criminal like yourself.
I'm glad the "criminal" won't be a black retarded human.
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 12:39am On May 02, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
Smelling toto... Kindly GTFOutta my mention....

Lmaooo....
Did I send you a pmhuh

I can never do that you know...

Cos apart from your war torned, smelly, yeast Infested cooch!e; you cant offer me anything...

Be a thot in Peace...
You actually did send a pm to my previous account. And so typical of an animal, when you can't defend or answer or respond to something, you start to project your life experience on me. I'm not your mother who should have flushed you down the toilet. Stupid perv. Offer you what? If you even see it sef, you should be thanking God. If it was to be offered, I wouldn't have ignored your pm the last time. At least I have something to offer anyone. I can't say the same about you. Useless fellow.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie's First Wife, May, Reacts To His Second Marriage & New Baby by lavamaestro(f): 2:56am On Apr 28, 2022
Pakute:
Stop being needlessly emotional and embrace polygamy, so that it won't come to you as a rude shock when it finally reaches you.
I'll gladly spend time in jail after murdering the man, his child and his baby mama and drinking their blood. Polygamous people should marry themselves and leave monogamous people alone. Not the one that you will decieving someone's child. Anyway, it can't happen to me cause I'm not getting married to a vile African baboon.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie's First Wife, May, Reacts To His Second Marriage & New Baby by lavamaestro(f): 2:52am On Apr 28, 2022
Boniwhite:
She better come to terms with her new reality or yul should speak to her in the language she understands. Yul owes her nothing. Women thinks they are equal with men? Nah! The joke is getting too much! This is africa, we wont throw away our culture for some white man trash in the name of monogamy, so women deal with it. Yul just paved way for others to take in more wives and it can only get better from here. When i said women and fire-exinguisher serve the same purpose, people didnt fully understand. Now everything is getting clearer now! Life and time have proved me right.
The funny thing is that it's not bad to take more than one wife. The fault lies with him not telling his wife from.the start of how it was going to be. Some women don't mind being in a polygamous home. Not the one that you are telling your wife she is the only one in your heart and you are busy spreading seeds outside. Let polygamous people marry polygamous people.
RomanceRe: How A Married Man Left Me With Black Eyes Because I Complimented His Wife by lavamaestro(f): 2:48am On Apr 28, 2022
Like it's not the same married man that will compliment another girl with the hopes of bedding her.
It's how men are boldly supporting assault fon a man for just complimenting his wife but praising Yul for cheating on his wife. You men can't take out what you dish.
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 2:42am On Apr 28, 2022
Transcriber:
lol
It's obvious from her backside pic

I don't know why you're obsessed with this huh
Obsessed cause I said my opinion just like you are saying yours? You are re-tarded
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 2:41am On Apr 28, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
but that the raw truth,Y'all menses sm£lls like fvvk.. Not to even talk about the weird smell of that birth canal(vagina)...
Oga....na you know. That's the way God created women and it's for fertility purpose. I don't even know why I'm exchanging words with an idiot that sends pm to every female's profile. Like I said, you can Bleep your fellow man's ass if women are disgusting. You won't be missed if you decide to cross to another spectrum of sexuality.
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Weigh In KG And Is Your Partner Happy About It? by lavamaestro(f): 2:38am On Apr 27, 2022
I'm 5'5 and 65kg. My ex didn't like it cause he met me as 52kg.
If you don't want a fat girlfriend, don't spoil her with sweetmouth and do everything for her
grin
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 2:30am On Apr 27, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
Lmaoo...
How I'm I gonna leave bwess and toto 4 man yansh...

But that m*nstrual shii disgust me 4 real...
Then stop complaining. If I hate something or I'm disgusted by something, I wouldn't touch not to talk of date it. You can try trans women. They have ass and boobs and they don't menstruate. But I'm pretty sure you can't afford that.
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 2:28am On Apr 27, 2022
Transcriber:
you guys should stop generalisation
Do you know him?
You should also ask if he has seen her privates before.
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 9:30pm On Apr 26, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
now I know you have a f!sh bra!n...
Aunty, check your toto now, en no dey smellhuh


Yeye people with una smelling m*nstrual bl00d..
Pukes!



This you have seen..
At least I reason with the fish brain. Your brain is prolly bored from lack of usage.
Is it not you that is looking for a virgin wife to marry? Lol. Marry your fellow man who doesn't bleed out disgusting things that is necessary for the cycle of reproduction.
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 7:28pm On Apr 26, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
Aunty, why you come carry dis matter for head like masquerade..

Y'all are the same...

Y'all defecate, urinate...
C'mon, y'all even m*nstruate and the blood smells and st!nks... Y'all even ejaculate whitish and yellowish fluids and Its fvvkñ smells...

So there is no specialty in Y'all...






This you have seen!
Same as you men. It is even worse that you men don't menstruate and yet you smell worse than most women. Simce we are all the same, I take it you can sleep with any kind of woman even the mad ones that roam the streets. Keep saying that to massage your ego.
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Feeling? by lavamaestro(f): 7:25pm On Apr 26, 2022
It is completely normal to want to love and be loved. But make sure you have something going before diving into that feeling. It might not always work out. Love is good but humans aren't. So, I'll suggest you spend sometime with yourself. Know yourself and what you really want. Learn the art of tolerance and also setting boundaries.
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 7:13pm On Apr 26, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
This wan toto go black d!e
Whether it is black or not, you can't get a girl like that.. You are talking like the ladies you bed are presentable.
RomanceRe: Check Out Davido's New Girlfriend, Amarachi. (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 7:11pm On Apr 26, 2022
princeemmma:
All i see is a bleeched up slay queen with burnt yansh

Oju pupa idi dudu
You that is talking , what is the color of your ass? Hater
CrimeRe: Ifeanyi Njoku Killed Precious Okeke Ibeh, Sleeps With Her Dead Body (Photos) by lavamaestro(f): 6:45pm On Apr 26, 2022
Why blame the victim? Is it a crime to not want to date a broke person? Even ugly guys would say they can't date an ugly girl.
Besides, broke oh, rich oh, who wan use you go use you. Those three boys that killed that girl, were they rich?
That's how my ex...that's into real estate wanted to use my head but since I'm from the water, it backfired against him. They will say " don't date yahoo boys" like all men are not wicked. You avoid yahoo boys, you no avoid yahoo guys, who has evil intentions will have evil intentions.
CrimeRe: Ogun Police Arrest Man For Raping 20-year-old In Church (photo) by lavamaestro(f): 2:33am On Apr 26, 2022
ABANGWABOI:
I just asked your mother now.. seems she is Wailing too.. grin grin
Jokes on you, I've never met her .
CrimeRe: Ogun Police Arrest Man For Raping 20-year-old In Church (photo) by lavamaestro(f): 2:29am On Apr 25, 2022
ABANGWABOI:
Why Wailing??
Go and ask your mother that question.
CrimeRe: Ogun Police Arrest Man For Raping 20-year-old In Church (photo) by lavamaestro(f): 2:28am On Apr 25, 2022
F22RAPTOR:
First of all, you are a foooool for labelling me. I won't speak on Uwa's case to respect her memory, its obvious you are not well informed.
I hope justice is served to whoever is culpable.
Me being a fool doesn't change the fact that you are a rape apologist.
CrimeRe: Ogun Police Arrest Man For Raping 20-year-old In Church (photo) by lavamaestro(f): 9:47pm On Apr 24, 2022
F22RAPTOR:
Based on all the stories i read on a thread yesterday, this guy may just be a victim of false rape accusation. Only a fool will attempt this in the church where people can come in at anytime.

Forget about what the police said about his confession, NPF can beat any confession they want out of a suspect.

A proper investigation should be carried out and if found culpable should be punished severely, because its also possible that an innocent life is about to be ruined.

I do not in any way support rape. Its a grave crime and must be severely punishable.
Where was Uwa killed? In the house abi church? You are a rape apologist, sir. Stop with the disclaimer after saying your opinion.
CrimeRe: Ogun Police Arrest Man For Raping 20-year-old In Church (photo) by lavamaestro(f): 9:44pm On Apr 24, 2022
What was she wearing ?
Did she use seductive tone or looks to talk to the man?
What was her conduct?

Like the six year old girl that was raped was seductive as well.

I hate this country and most of all, misogynists, red pillers and rape apologists. Women are killed (why did she go out of her house?) Women are raped(what was she wearing?)
Women are beaten (what did she do to the man?)
It's always the victim blamed.
CrimeRe: Man Caught Molesting A 6-year-old Girl In Benue (photos) by lavamaestro(f): 9:38pm On Apr 24, 2022
Before I comment, I would like to know what she was wearing?
How was she looking at the man?
How was her conduct?

Before we comment, let's try to see from both perspectives.
RomanceRe: What Is Really The Problem With Some Married Women by lavamaestro(f): 9:32pm On Apr 24, 2022
From what I read, you are a constant cheat yourself and you are no better. Maybe even worse. Why would you collect number from a woman just to be friends? Especially when you are married. On top of that, you sex chat and do nasty video calls with her. And that is obviously not the only woman you do such with. Women are also humans so I don't understand why men especially Nigerian men hold women to an higher ground of morals.

Also, put yourself in your wife's shoes and respect your marriage. I'm pretty sure if you went through your wife's phone and saw chats like this, you will call family meeting and not even believe she is just chatting and nothing more.
RomanceRe: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by lavamaestro(f): 9:20pm On Apr 24, 2022
Try and change your lifestyle. Read some inspirational stories of people who had a shot even after 40.

And don't decieve or lie to any woman with your current state to marry you if you know you won't work on yourself. Since you know how bad it will be, just avoid it.
RomanceRe: Sex With Ex Girlfriend by lavamaestro(f): 6:42pm On Jan 15, 2022
Sammy101111:
Lol why will my fiancee Bleep her ex .am not marrying a bitch sorry madam
So why would you advice the dog to force marriage on the lady?
RomanceRe: Sex With Ex Girlfriend by lavamaestro(f): 1:22pm On Jan 15, 2022
Phock2sweet:
go to her place eat with her and drug her then give her drugs to terminate the pregnancy. Thank you
It is a crime and if the lady has proof, he would go to jail with the right connections. You are a walking psychopath by the way.
RomanceRe: Sex With Ex Girlfriend by lavamaestro(f): 1:16pm On Jan 15, 2022
Sammy101111:
Lol na Nigeria we they
She left you because you are valules and my brother double up cashout the ex came back he sexed her now she say she is pregnant how will you ever believe a bitch that left you
Tell you friend to tell her to die in hell
Let him move on with he's wife as long as he js taking good care of he's wife and hr should me giving he's wife training that she should not let anyone to break them apart because he knows the devil will surely come ( that is the ex) Guys let start waking up . ex means ( sexl once your babe left you and came back because of one reason ( SEX HER AND DUMP HER ) GIVE HER PAY BACK
I hope you will take this advice if your fiancee sleep with her ex
FamilyRe: Married Men How Do You Confidently Cheat On Your Spouse? ( My Experience) by lavamaestro(f): 1:11pm On Jan 15, 2022
ifinger:
So what do u think the gbola was meant for,? Ur wife alone? Because ur believe say so?what if ur believe was just a figment of ur imagination and dia is no heaven not hell fire? Have u ever reasoned that same people that brought ur religion also brought you slavery? Better live ur life now
Same way pussy is not for one man. Na religion and outdated culture dey hold woman.
FamilyRe: Married Men How Do You Confidently Cheat On Your Spouse? ( My Experience) by lavamaestro(f): 1:10pm On Jan 15, 2022
Emaprince:
I think the only thing a woman brings is sex. Nothing else. A man that depends on woman for money is already unfortunate..either through badluck or whatever.

But what a woman benefits from a man is not just sex..but a WHOLE lot.
And what exactly does a man brings to the woman? Remove money because in most working class homes, we have women and men contributing their finances for the family, mine is an example.

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