₦airaland Forum

5minsmadness:
Nope.
Follow my posts
I've been jovial all along.
It's you that sounds like you were left hanging on the brink of an orgasmic climax

People have given opinions that are divergent with yours so you feel alone and it hurts Your picture was so immature and it gives me the impression your pained. Sorry but I'm not those kind of women you can break easily. I'm not your girlfriend your just being jovial to hide your pain.

5minsmadness:

I've already given my opinion. After all it's a forum, isn't it? I sense it hurts you a lot. Better way to end your misery: go hang yourself

manny4life:
Why are men on this thread getting angry... If you don't take care of your wife, someone else will..

Imagine #4: Sex drive, married for 5 years and he can't perform and even calls her names? Mbanu... Why did he marry in the first place? There's no justification for cheating but know that body abughi firewood.

They are angry because these women are playing their game. Ah ah! It's not fair na

FrancisTony:
See eh, I'm not fighting for deluded gold digging women.

I'm fighting for Independent feminist and the way society view a successful women.

I really don't have to be fighting for feminists because it's none of my business but reading disheartning posts made by some men here, made me to show women that ALL MEN ARE NOT THE SAME.

Nairaland men are more chauvinistic than the men out there, in the real world and a girl that swallows anything she read here hook-line and sinker would hate men seriously.

The way those Romance section guys generalise and lump all women in a bad light.
I have a wonderful independent mother, female cousins etc and won't let Nairaland men spew trash about what Nigerian girls are not.

Francistony, I'm glad there are men of your calibre in this country. Men who don't purposely turn a blind eye to what's around them. You see these NL men don't see anything wrong in what their fellow men do. Thus they always have justification for every sin the men commit. However, a woman doing such spontaneously becomes the devil. I'm not saying there aren't any bad women but these men should stop crying foul when they feel they're being painted in one brush. All the while painting all women with a bad brush. #hypocrite

5minsmadness:
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Yet they would say there are no comments in nairaland justifying wife beating. Well here is a link to one

MzJackBaueress:
Story!

Tomorrow now,you people will go and meet Buhari at Abuja and plead with him to include Igbos in his government.

We sabi una well well,na today?

Mtscheeew!

Don't mind them their views are like gravity constantly going up and down. this just reminded me of something said by Late Benson Idahosa of blessed memory -"Alhaji Okonkwo is not a muslim but a man BEGGING[b][/b] for contract in Abuja.

igwedaboss:
Very sad news my brother
Ewoo

Summarize then!

DjHypno:
Every sane Nigerian should know that no miracle will happen overnight. It will only be a gradual process. We are with you baba.

If that is your logic then, why did you vote against Jonathan?
Throughout Buhari's campaign he was making promises to gullible Nigerians that he would do this and that, thinking he would do a quicker and better job than Jonathan. I'm sure in his delusional mind he would finish one-quater of his promises before the year runs out. Now that reality has slapped him in the face he's begging Nigerians for patience.
Well Baba sorry patience has gone back to Otueke and is chilling with her hubby. She doesn't have time for your senile ass.

nwafuluozoh:
The dullard from Daura must deliver on his electoral promises. ASAP!
He already is making excuses for future failure was he high when he promised to perform miracles as president?

He was high on marijuana under the surveillance of his dealers Amaechi and Tinubu all throughout the. campaign

Chiaka:
No biggy! they can visit other countries.

Correct! When you shrug off the threats of a mad-man it will pain him even more

[quote author=Demburrows post=32981612 ]whats with america and this new found interest in Nigeria, don't they have their own internal issues to face.[/quote]They want to ruin Nigeria don't you understand?
They've been waiting for this moment since year 2000!
Even when they've got ISIS and gun maniacs threatening their country it's not their problem, except when Nigeria is involved

Now that their elder brother is the head of state they feel they've been given full permission to express their insanity. If Buhari could not confront Boko haram, is it fulani herdsmen he'll condemn? Anyway, may their souls rest in perfect peace it's just sad that they had to realize the difference between a governor and president in death and tragedy

Now that their elder brother is the head of state they feel they've been given full permission to do as they want. If Buhari could not confront Boko haram, is it fulani herdsmen he'll condemn? Anyway, may their souls rest in perfect peace it's just sad that they had to realize the difference between a governor and president in death and tragedy

Why won't he make noise APC are doing something fishy and INEC are purposely ignoring it! when APC protests all ears are on them now this guy is talking sense and they think he's mad. Even JEGA knows he's guilty, he looked scared when the man was bringing out a lot of loopholes

Swagahyk:
I coudnt vote because I was unable to collect my PVC due to some machine error with INEC. On saturday we were over 8people in one room, some playing PS and d girls were chating with their Iphones. [b][/b]Nobody could go out to vote with d same mentality that "my vote doesn't count". Its a pity!

But it's true!
When you see exaggerated numbers in the north it makes you wonder why voting if there will still be rigging

My dear, they should go away with their bullsh*t of the youth being the leaders of tomorrow!
My parents were young adults when Buhari ruled Nigeria and it wasn't a pretty regime then. As of then they too were called the leaders of tomorrow. Won't it be heartbreaking to see the same man rule them twice in their lifetime?

Not surprised by this action one bit. In this country, nothing goes straight! Just imagine how the international community would view us. If 'security' were the issue couldn't it had been taken cared before 14th February 2015? They've been security issues that should have been solved before the world waltzed into 2015? Please, they should go away with their crazy excuses! Do they know how frustrating this is? Do they know how many organizations, events and schools have changed their schedules in preparation for the election?

Nihilist:
Have you been to any western country before?

Yes I have, lived in one for 4 years. When you do you won't have the totally conservative mindset that is the mentality of many africans

Chartey:
Na wa o. This Charlie Hebdo thing eh.
Many people have condemned the killings and I follow suit.
I however want to say that I'm not comfortable with the way
people are not talking about the immediate cause.
Journalists/satirists have to learn how not to unnecessarily
ridicule what people hold dear to heart. A little humour is
never bad but the boundaries must always be recognised.
Indeed Charlie Hebdo is not a stellar organisation and has had
a few bans in the past because of extreme satire. Some
people may ask why Catholics and other groups don't attack
them. It is because the Muslim population of France is still
the most deprived and they hold on strongly to what unites
them and gives meaning to their lives. Therefore, their
reaction to that kind of attack on their religion will naturally be
more exaggerated than how other groups react. This is where
the focus must be.
It must be really hard to be a Muslim in this our generation,
you are ridiculed, betrayed by some few bad eggs, and then
the whole body of Islam bears the brunt again. I'm with you
my Muslim brethren.
My own small take o.
Please what do you think?

I'm not surprised at how you think, you come from a place that attacks victims more by feeling an antelope shouldn't have been dancing before the lion hence the reason for it being killed. In, Nigeria there is no freedom of speech concerning anything be it politcs, social issues not to mention religion. Instead, there are filled with sycophants and butt-kissers that is the big diff b/t western journalists and third world journalists. If he were in Nigeria he wud have died since. You condemn the killings while contradicting yourself for justifying their reasons for killing the man. They didn't just kill the man they killed and shot other innocent people. For what? Mocking islam? Other religions were mocked; do their followers like it? Of course not they wud be furious but they won't kill people for that. These terrorists have just proven western media that muslims are barbaric 1st century humans. Regardless of the existence of good, sane, sweet and philanthropic muslims that outweigh the demonic ones and condemn these acts; you can't help but think that islam is a very ambiguous religion with violent doctrines.

bushdoc9919:
Yours is the only post that makes sense on the thread.

In South and North Korea....they both had no domestic weapons programme by 1960....everything was imported.

Now, both of them do.

In an oil rich society like Nigeria....investing in technology is something that is despised.....after all we can use our oyel kudi to import what we need.

So we refuse to invest in local technology, we refuse to invest in technical people, and we refuse to invest in technical education.

Instead we use our oil money to remain dependent on foreign powers through imports (sigh).

Oil is a curse.

Hello
I just wanted to add again that one of the reasons this country is still an independent dependent is b/c of the degradation of certain professions. We don't encourage our children to aspire into these professions and we don't support them with adequate funding into their training. Now we seem like beggars constantly asking the US for this or that. I think we should use this as a challenge to encourage science and technology's effectiveness in this country. Even if we are to import weapons why US. Are they the monopoly of nuclear weapons? They are already making 'yanga'. There are others na only dem dey?

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natureblack:
Why is USA not included

It's obvious these countries are using ebola as a legal excuse for prejudice towards nigerians. Today, WHO just declared nigeria ebola free and now they are placing a ban on us for what. Their logic is twisted. I bet if this demon in the form of a disease called ebola were discovered in the west; how many countries in the would be shouting for travel ban against them?